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Girl Dinner ✨

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when you see a nice big rock

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the pokeball glitched and i just slapped the shit out of this poor gabite and I can’t stop laughing

#get slapt idiot

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hmmm

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#absol #pokemon #my art

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imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

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"So I met this nice dude named Miriel at the- OH NO!"

#miriel noooooo

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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

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obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs

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#my art

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why do we have a bone named after an mmorpg? (tibia)

Most of our bones are inspired by video games. Skull the Hero Slayer, Shoulderblade Chronicles, Rib:Zero, Femur Fantasy, Ulnacharted, and even Sternumuikoden gave their names to bones. Also, our tendons and ligaments were originally called Nintendons and EAgaments.

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#my art

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#my art

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#triceratops #kaiju #my art

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#my art