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and i mean like. it does. obviously.

karlach and iztol are besties bc karlach is the only motherfucker real enough to ask the 6ft+ dragon assassin who can dent plate armour by punching it if "all the acrobatic monk stuff makes doing keg stands easier"

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karlach and iztol are besties bc karlach is the only motherfucker real enough to ask the 6ft+ dragon assassin who can dent plate armour by punching it if "all the acrobatic monk stuff makes doing keg stands easier"

#shh heather #and they are also. butch bros.

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why is Ling problematic? 👀

I am being strongly encouraged to not answer this question as I think saying anything that could be considered slanderous against the Empress' Most Favourite And Specialest Princess would be considered treason

#ask #vulpixelates #thank u!!! i had to be funny im sorry

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Tell me how Frogger and Touko are problematic for the ask game :3

#ask #jothjason #video #touko sugimoto #yeah 💖

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I'm actually so fucking sick of El gee bee tee pluses who think that everyone who doesn't reclaim queer or doesn't understand some dumb niche label or whatever is just Uneducated and Stupid and Doesn't Know History. History is not some infallible force of nature where everything was done correctly. I'm glad that a smallish people in the 80's reclaimed queer but guess what? The whole community hasn't. Screaming at people that bi lesbian is a valid identity because people used it in the past but when you look closer it's because people didn't understand what bisexuality was, so you were either gay or straight. It's the fact that yall scream about knowing queer History but refuse to critically think about it further, and say that "things were better back then". Oh my god. Leave people alone.

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Your fave is problematic: OC edition

Ask me about one of my OCs and I’ll list out why they’re problematic.

#ask games

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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

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tempted to make Nadia an adventurer when she's older bc imagine her poor party members.

like okay. you have this tiefling dragon sorc which okay, not the weirdest thing. but she knows more about religion than your cleric and seems to be taking the draconic part of her bloodline seriously bc what the fuck is up with her tail. she's a tiefling, why does it wag. but it's fine it's cool she's helpful and pretty friendly.

then one day you're heading out into some dungeon in the countryside or something, near where she says she grew up actually, and things start going real badly. so your sorcerer pulls out a sending stone and is like "hey um can you please help me it's going bad" and you're wondering what the fuck is she doing this for instead of casting a spell or something. then, not even twelve seconds later, a dragonborn materializes out of the shadows and roundhouse kicks the thing fucking up your party so hard you hear the wall of the dungeon cracking along with every single one of its bones. before you even have time to react to that, a cleric runs in and uses Turn Undead and every other enemy in this fight immediately turns to ash.

just as you're beginning to say your prayers bc you are clearly not ready to handle whatever the fuck just entered the fray, your weird tiefling dragon sorc runs up to them, clearly very excited. and that's how you learn oh, her parents aren't just retired adventurers, they're thee retired adventurers of this age. the rest of the party is just standing around like

#shh heather #heartscale #a powerful image i had to make it into a post

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what do you MEAN there aren't any good fics that are well written and complete and more than 8k words but also happen to be the exact niche pairing and specific au that i want to read. does the universe hate me or something????

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Arguably my favorite kind of tav to see romance Wyll is a dragonborn. Smth smth knight in shining armor and the dragon he must slay. Except they're- oh good heavens they are kissing. Wyll is on one knee. Oh my god he's proposing. The dragon said yes. They are kissing again

#bg3 #make it a dragonborn paladin 4 extra Drama #which i am doing.

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Romanced Shadowheart assisting player voice lines

#audio

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im about to rb something. and you are not allowed to judge me. okay are we cool.

#shh heather

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me: [minding my fucking business]

the entity beaming images directly into my mind: what if a few years post-game heartscale adopted a little tiefling with visible signs of a draconic sorcery bloodline. what hten.

me:

#nadia..............

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heartscale baby has a name now! her name is Nadia :3

#shh heather

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