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superhell-survivor · 12 days
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Round 3, Match 26: King Dedede and Meta Knight vs. Jawbone O’Shaughnessey
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Submitted kids:
King Dedede and Meta Knight: At least 300 Waddle Dees, Bandana Waddle Dee, Kirby, Sailor Waddle Dee
Jawbone O’Shaughnessey: Tracker O'Shaughnessey, Adaine Abernant, Fig Faeth, Kristen Applebees
Propaganda under the cut!
King Dedede and Meta Knight:
1. “Okay so I know you said try to keep the parents separate but. They are kinda like a package deal. They are like a couple and they share custody over Bandee and Kirby. Dedede probably would've adopted Kirby if Meta Knight didn't get to him first, Meta Knight probably would've adopted Bandee if Dedede didn't get to him first. Also while it isn't canon there's been a point where it seemed like they are gay for each other so. yeah :)”
2, Meta Knight: “He's the most father ever nobody even knows. Literal embodiment of ‘outside; goth girl. Inside; father figure’”
3, Meta Knight: “He didn't choose the father life, it chose him”
Jawbone O’Shaughnessey:
“A lot of the main characters of this story have shit parents, and Jawbone, formerly a drug dealer and bouncer turned high school counselor happily opened his home to all of them.”
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superhell-survivor · 3 months
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Taranza: Do you have a self-care routine?
Magolor: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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superhell-survivor · 4 months
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stop being mean or i’ll cry at you /j
shut up shut up i can see your tags i am not soft
( @meta-autism)
that’s not very nice of you to tell me to shut up /j
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superhell-survivor · 4 months
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shut up shut up i can see your tags i am not soft
( @meta-autism)
that’s not very nice of you to tell me to shut up /j
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superhell-survivor · 4 months
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What is your opinion on a chocolate mousse cake 🤔
as a knight, I must resist such temptations as sweets, just in case...but on the other hand... yea chocolate mousse cake tastes really good i should really make some soon and share it with the others...
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superhell-survivor · 4 months
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I HATE THAT STUPID TREE
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superhell-survivor · 4 months
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me when i’m GAY me when i’m QUEER i’m a HOMOSEXUAL you could call me A BIT FRUITY
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superhell-survivor · 4 months
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Magolor: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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superhell-survivor · 4 months
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..hm-
how’s parent life treating ya’? /silly
-@superhell-survivor
the kids can swear and call me hammer. its a pain but honestly im really happy i get to experience this! they're getting smarter every day.
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superhell-survivor · 4 months
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Would you.. recommend it? ..asking for a friend.
how’s parent life treating ya’? /silly
-@superhell-survivor
the kids can swear and call me hammer. its a pain but honestly im really happy i get to experience this! they're getting smarter every day.
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superhell-survivor · 4 months
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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superhell-survivor · 5 months
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have you guys ever thought about magoranza hanahaki? bc i have :)
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superhell-survivor · 5 months
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crazy? i was crazy once. i stole a crown. the master crown. it possessed me. and its possession made me crazy.
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superhell-survivor · 5 months
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oooo can you blend Mistilteinn from Kirby's Return to Dreamland Deluxe its sooooo silly
Mistilteinn, Tree Crown Without a Ruler from Kirby's Return to Dreamland Deluxe is being blended!!
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You cannot save it.
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superhell-survivor · 5 months
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>:D
I LIVED, BITCH!
-@superhell-survivor
YEAAAAA!!!!! PROUD OF YOU MAN!!!
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superhell-survivor · 5 months
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YOU ARE A HOME OF THE SEXUAL
AT LEAST I’M NOT DYING ANYMORE!
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superhell-survivor · 5 months
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I know what you are./lh
-@cosmic-horror-jester
Why are you home of phonic /j
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