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@zoeymustdie I'm really high right now and this notification scared the shit out of me I thought I was getting a deth threat lolololol

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Yeah MMA can handle being beaten and stabbed and having his arm broken but he absolutely cannot handle tummy hurty

#i've had this thought in my head for awhile #where after the revengencers episode #he's sick because they were sneaking around a hospital and shit #and he's just soooo annoying just like groaning and shit #and edgar and that kid are just sorta looking at each other like “seriously????” #plus with DK all being sick the episode i think it'd be afunny way to relate DK and MMA like oh boohoo you guys both #suck at being sick #and it has NOTHING to do with the fact that I got sick from the dethklok concert #and i've been whining about it for a week

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some more screenshots because apparently i still don't think I have enough

the original title for this post was just impossible to read check this shit out

"Screensh wife stime ot picture of whife im sure theters something in teh series I haven't screenshotted satyet."

still slightly high, this post is gonna jump all over the series, but it's probably mostly MMA and CFO

Technically I already have this one, uh, twice, but you know, more the merrier. and i will be merry.

ALSO quick commentary for me. Why isn't he bloodied up here? all of the other revengencers (including the kid) are all bloody and stuff, but he's just chillin with his shirt off for some reason. i've always wondered, like is he not partaking in the cannibalism? i think that's ironic right? what with the whole...,,.. cannibal corpse thing...or does he just have better manners than the brainwashed zombie people. using a napkin or something? plus uh i have to admit i think they should've just covered him in blood for the vibes, but he look suspiciously clean comparatively it's like weird to me also WHY IS HE JUST HANING OUT ShirTLESS?????? i mean I get it, i would if i could too, but come one he doesn't need to be doing all that.

there she is my beautiful princess

my everything!!!!

seriously. gonna have EVERY frame i swear to god.

AFSAJKFNSHAUIFBHOASJFPIOS OMFG OMFG YOOOOOO he's so offended?!?!??!?!?!? "UH WHAT THE HELL DON'T BUMP PEOPLE????"

">:0"

"had" strong hands. The wistful way he says it, the way he sort of lingers on that comment for a beat. His attempt at relating to Skwisgaar. sure okay whatever.

also charles, please, next time, maybe just.... maybe just be like "you okay buddy?" he's great at buisness and stuff but man does he fumble when trying to like, talk to people (gee I wonder what that could mean)

i know no one is even around anyways and you probably wouldn't even notice it, but way to look suspicous/

"Oh, gee, I'm sneaking in. Lemme look nervously from side to side"

despite most klokateers serving as cannon fodder, id rather just kms instead of fight one, 216 fucked agent 216 up.

OHHHH and also just real quick while I'm thinking about it, i think MMA is like, wearing the smae stuff as the Klokateers/maybe is reused parts of one?

Same boots, gloves and pants (albeit with some cool new pockets.) Anyways I know it's just like, the same boot model or something, but I thought it was interesting or something i dunno. i'm drinking cherry limeade and still sort of sick and high, so you know whatever.

in love with her pouty self, like girl would it kill you to just :) just once anytime throughout the WHOLE sereies?

ANOTHER one fromt this scene. but in my defense, look at my wives here????

the girls are fighting :( hey i'm sorry if that's super annoying to yalll like im sorry it's just been "my wife" this whole post I'm sorry I'll call them something else

doing all this and for what? he's so mad he lost one (1) fight to charles so now he just keeps going back for more. if you'd have just shot him when you had the chance this would've ended a long time ago.

but also don't because I love charles.

grabbing swords or sassily putting hands on hips?

ahhhh I see.

well uh yeah folks that's all she wrote, i can't think of aynthing else i wanted to get, i think this is most of it ueah uh yeah.

#metalocalypse #metal masked assassin #charles foster offdensen #charles offdensen

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everyone talking about how on tour the band (and charles) feel like their old selves again and honestly I think that's super super cool! Like it marks the end of the show or something, we've gotten to come full circle and they can all be their old silly selves, but they're also more grown up now? if that make sense i mean? like now that the weight of the world is no longer on their shoulders, they're just being silly and goofy!! I dunno, ngl i'm still feeling a little high from the gummy I took yesterday so this might not be the most coherent post on this blog, but I think you get it with the whole "completion of the arc" or whatever right?

#metalocalypse #mutilation on a spring night tour 2024 #dethklok #i'm def still a little high right now #but yeah at the kansas show hearing skwis talk about lingonberries and nathan just groan on about taxes? #healed my soul or osmethin #AND THE CHARLES CAME OUT WITH THE “uh” and it was OVERRR FOR ME

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Oh yeah and check out the bracelet I made lol anyways yeah sorry for spamming

On the way to the venue or whatever, I'm gonna throw up or pee or something I swear to god.

WAYY too excited.

#mutilation on a spring night tour 2024

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ughg gonna throw up, i'm so excited to see DK today. and meet Brendon. what should i say to him? really tempted to just like mention MMA or something, he's one of my favs <3, but also idk would that be annoying? i dunno. god i wish I wasn't nerfed with social anxiety, i'm so convinced this guy's gonna be annoyed talking about HIS OWN SHOW.

just go up to him and be like "This is my wifey!" :

#mtl #metalocalypse #metal masked assassin

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I hate when people say Toki is buff because of his childhood manual labor. The man has ABS and that is NOT how abs work. To keep Abs, you need a consisent diet that keeps you lean/have a low body fat percentage and consistent workouts. He wouldnt even have abs as a kid because manual labor, espcially the kind Toki was seen doing as a kid, it doesnt give you abs, and unless his parents made him do crunches and sit ups as a punishment kid Toki wouldve had a sleeper build and be a buff kid but it wouldnt give him abs. Now teen Toki DID have abs, but he wouldnt get abs from manual labor, he would get it from working out! He probably had nothing better to do in the punishment hole and used workouts as a distraction/coping mechanism.

And even if he did somehow get mother fucking ABS from manual labor as a kid, abs are very difficult to keep and need consistent maintenance, so adult Toki would once again have abs from working out! Toki works out! Toki is a gym bro! Toki is focused on gains! In Fanklok and Dethfashion Toki brags about his body and his abs! He clearly works very hard to get/maintain his figure and is proud of it! “Toki only has rock hard abs because of his parents” “Tokis perfectly sculpted and chisled build comes from manual labor two decades ago” THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS! TOKI IS A GYM BRO! PUT CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE! THIS IS ON TOKI BE PROUD OF HIM!

#toki wartooth #metalocalypse #mtl #I wish that's how it worked #work out one (1) time and you get abs for life #and it doesn't even matter what kind of excercise #go for a run? abs. #lift a heavy box? abs.

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Rewatching metalocalypse earlier, literally what else do I do now a days. Check it out, another funny case of re-using models.

So there I am, watching Dethmas with my older sister (it's apparently one of her favorite episodes, but she likes Dr. Rockzo, so i guess that checks out) and I'm giggling and stuff, it's a pretty good episode. We get to the Christmas Special part, and who do I see in the little manger?

Well, uh, obviously, it's a little baby Jesus, right, it's a nativity scene, I'm not religious but I'm familiar enough with the concept-

Or, no, wait, I recognize that model. They use it later, right? Yeah, actually isn't that-

THE METAL MASKED ASSASSIN????????

I know it's just a re-used model, but it's still really funny to me that the two times they used it could not have been like, more different. Okay, first time, it's a prop for a nativeity scene, it's supposed to be the son of god or whatever.

Second time, it's MMA, described as a "freakish, deadly demon. A bastard, a disgrace"

It's funny to me I guess I don't know.

#metal masked assassin #metalocalypse #mtl

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check out this face of like instant regret, my wife is rethinking this whole "revengence" thing.

"OH shit wtf? Uh, hey guys, I changed my mind, I can- I can just get a new brother, yeah? Let's call this one a draw, anyone could've won this fight, i think we all got a little crazy, haha-"

#mtl #metalocalypse #metal masked assassin #doomstar requiem

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Im surprised Charles still let Twinkletits work with the boys as a band therapists after he literally tried to kill the boys

#he does a lot of stuff I question tbh #I think it's because the boys are just good at getting their way #I mean Charles doesn't like Dr. Rockzo #but looks who's still alive and hanging around Toki #as opposed to people like the Jomfru brothers #Who dk didn't like and therefore #they deserve to be shot at like it's a game lol #idk just methinks #works out though because I actually like Twinkletits

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feeling very emotional tonight (something something periods and hormones, amirite everyone??) but uh, my dad already bought himself, me and my sister tickets to dethklok. I know you know, because I posted about it like 4 times already.

BUT, he just like "upgraded" our tickets to meet n greet status. Anyways, i cried, i dunno why really, other than i'm super nervous/excited about going. And i've been crying since I found out. but the REAL takeaway is that now he has 3 general admission tickets we aren't gonna use.

If you can make it to the KC show on April the 16th, but don't have tickets yet, we've got two available, free of charge, if you want em. I think you just need the Ticketmaster (or i dunno, you can email my dad lolol)

If anyone's interested, I'm pretty sure they're still up for grabs.!!!

(I say 2 available because my uncle is showing some interest, and if he's free on the 16th, my dad is obviously gonna give his brother the ticket)

#dethklok #mutilation on a spring night tour 2024 #mtl #metalocalypse #yeah i'm reblogging myself #whatever

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Unsophisticated people: Nathan Explosion was definitely inspired by Peter Steele 😃

Corpse Grinder:

#i sent that photo of him with the card and cake #and my friend (who doesn't watch metalocalypse) was like #“why are you talking about the card he's holding and ignoring the fact that he's literally irl nathan explosion” #and it made me kick my feet and giggle lol #mtl #metalocalypse

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Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar Premiers MIDNIGHT tonight!

#army of the doomstar #mtl #metalocalypse aotd #metalocalypse

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@pippin-squeaks

pickles if he was a fred durst

#pickles the drummer #mtl #metalocalypse pickles

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The fact that we never got to see Charles with his jacket off and his sleeves pushed up all slutty is a goddamn crime.

#charles offdensen #charles foster offdensen #mtl #truth #the truest statement ever #but also if we did it would've killed me on the spot #i couldn't handle it i can barely handle the fan art-

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my dad (who rarely ever talks about his interests), looking at our ferrets, Kiwi and Pickles: I never remember this ones name, I'm gonna name it something else. Ur name is Zazz now, I can't remember ur name, needed more zazz.

Me: Her name's Kiwi?????

My Dad: It's Zazz now, she likes it see?

My little sister, contributing: The other one is named Pickles, rename her Toki or something.

#mtl #metalocalypse #its not the first time he's randomly brought up the zazz bit out of no where #he's done it before where in like a normal convo he'll just be like #“mmmm yeah needs more... Zazz” #“there are two kinds of shows; those with and those without.... zazz” #and i dunno why #also one time me and my sister were watching metalocalypse and i think it was dethmas #where nathan is just really struggling to understand #that the special was sponsored by the church #and he just looked at me before going outside and just went #“i love how stupid they are” #“that thing you said 4 times is still true Nathan”

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Of all the animation errors in this show, one I notice so consistently is this.

Charles like to pretend to rest his arm on the side of his chair. like there's an armrest there. (THERE ISN'T) (also season 2, Dethsources)

Like hon, what're you doing with that? (season 2 i'm pretty sure, uhhhhhh Snakes N Barrels II, idk I'm just going through my screenshot backup folder)

In season three they re-do the background for his office I think? because I don't recall seeing it after this.

A shot from season 3, I think fertilityklok?

rehabklok. I think rather than just give his chair armrests, they just stopped making him sit like that.

season 4, writersklok. yeah they just sort of changed the angle his room is shown at so they don't need to draw charles sitting in his chair, just sorta... floating his arms.

#mtl #metalocalypse #charles foster offdensen #I don't understand why they wouldn't just paint in some armrests #for like season 2 at least #because its so distracting to me #maybe they didn't want to because it'd be awkward #like situating charles' model in the chair or something? #but also isn't it just like.... add another layer????