#𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered

[einwish]

"It's a national catday and you're kind of like a cat so here's some fish shaped cookies!"

After a cursory inspection for nutritional content vs. energy value, Kyubey buries his face into a cookie and eats.

§ Wow, you're a great baker, Eiden! §

§ Thank you for remembering me! §

Eiden gets a free fluffy scarf around his neck in the form of Kyubey lounging on his shoulders for the rest of the day.

#kleinstar #gotta love feeding the cat that bites u later down the line #this is late but QB thanks him dsjdjsfj #take that Chips who's the favorite now?!! #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered #𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕒 ☆.｡.:* saved

[einwish]

§ Hoarding them like that is a waste. §

§ You can't expect to grow a Witch out of sunshine, dirt, and prayers. §

#non isola #violentmusebox #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered #qb vc: do not plant souls

[einwish]

※ CONTRACT

Sis puella magica! Salve, terrae magicae gradus prohibitus credens justitiam. Clementia desiderium conturbatio postmeridie puella in somnio. Umbra nigra terror adhaerens scaena felix. Pugna cum maga decretum agmen clientum venari strigas. Signum malum amicae carae meae. Incertus inevitabilis serena ira anima mala pugna infinita. Ave maria vocalise op. 34 no. 14 numquam vincar. Quamobrem? Cor destructum.

§ Hey I just met you and this is crazy, § 

§ But here's my number so contract maybe § 

Surgam identidem nux Walpurgis confessio sagitta luminis. Cubilulum album taenia memoriae la fille aux cheveux de lin. Symposium magarum pergo pugnare connect mata ashita magia.

contract contract contract contract

contract

contract

contract

contract

contract form

contract?

contract!

Samia dostia ari aditida tori adito madora. Estia morita nari amitia sori arito asora, semari aisi Isola matola. Soribia doche irora amita? Samaria dose ifia mio lora fia sia adora. Samia dostia ari aditida tori adito madora. Estia morita nari amitia. Sori arito asora semari aisi isola matola soribia doche irora amita. Samaria dose ifia mio lora fia sia adora semari aisi isola matola. Soribia doche irora amita samaria dose ifia mio lora fia sia adora. Adora!

#einwish #taglist #𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕦𝕖𝕓𝕪 ೃ࿐*♡+̊.*✧⍣ queue #𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕦𝕓𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ gallery #𝕜𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕚 ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ aesthetic #𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕦𝕤 ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ playlist #𝕖𝕡𝕚𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕤 ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ quotes #𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕥 ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃⋆⁺₊☼｡ ic #𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕤 ‧₊˚ 🌧️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. ooc #𝕙𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟! ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ event #𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕒 ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻) crack #𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕒 ☆.｡.:* saved #𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕕𝕒𝕪 ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ memes #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered #𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤 / 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ hc #𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕤 ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ drabbles

[einwish]

😸 - Won’t stop snuggling, no concept of personal space

Drop a kitten on my muse!!

*CHOMP*

§ I don’t know, I’ve tasted better. §

#im sorry #alsotravelingthrough #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered

[einwish]

👀 + "Why are you so dismissive of me, the Amazing Maxwell, the greatest magician who ever graced this city?"

§ Maxwell who? § Never heard of you around here buddy

§ There are thousands of human subjects from hundreds of different worlds residing in this city. The truth is that you simply don’t stand out enough when compared to the rest. §

Wrong age, wrong gender, wrong level of need—a poor investment for any Incubator, and a poor choice for Kyubey indeed if he actually took the man seriously.

§ If anything, I have a better memory of what Robin got from the menu during the last time we ate out. §

§ What do you have to offer me, Maxwell? Nothing I can’t manage on my own. If that’s the case, why should I waste my time on you? §

#it's okay maxwell i think you're cool #forget QB u dun need him anyways #postumbrarex #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered

[einwish]

“I’m only a witch, not a miracle worker.”

§ Of course not. Miracles are part of my job. §

§ Now stay still so we can shoot you properly. §

#inherited-vanity #QB knows not which witch was the witch he was witch-ing for #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered

[einwish]

🌀

one word writing prompts | drabble: [ foolish ]

Another day, another bag of tricks.

Kyubey paws at the bright yellow ball on the ground–one of those ones you hide under cups and spin around–before picking his way over the littered floor to where Maxwell is sitting at his desk.

He jumps onto the table with no fanfare, ignoring the man’s indignant shriek when he leaves dusty prints on the piles of paperwork scattered over its surface. After the usual slew of insults settle down to disgruntled muttering, Kyubey finally takes the chance to speak. 

§ I heard that you were thinking of re-opening the theater. §

The man’s reaction is diverting to watch as always. There is a physical recoil, checked in place before it turns into a full retreat. Suspicious eyes fixate on him as Maxwell asks (demands), Who told you that?!

§ You were muttering to yourself, § Kyubey replies back. § I have ears, you know. Four of them, in fact. §

Next come an inevitable barrage of words, not the least of which accuse him of unlawful stalking and other trounced-up claims. Kyubey swishes his tail for every time the man’s heartbeat increases until the bluster, once again, dies down to a dim din.

His eyes sweep over the papers on the desk, which outlines everything from estimated structural damage to insurance rates, rebuilding costs, and photographs. For all its…unusual properties, daily life in Hive City was also mind-numbingly mundane. It isn’t long before Maxwell notices his gaze and sweeps the entire mass of documents off to the side and under a pile of magician handkerchiefs, well out of the Incubator’s sight.

Kyubey remains unaffected. § Is it going to be a one-man show again? § he asks instead. § You were offering to pull me out of a hat. For the record, I’m still interested. §

Well, I’m not! 

And there comes another flood of words. The snippy rejection, Kyubey decides, comes more out of irritation than genuine distaste. For all that the man dislikes, insinuates, and distrusts about him, Maxwell has yet to officially kick Kyubey out of his life. The Incubator waits patiently for his turn to speak again, observing Maxwell’s generous range of expressions in the meantime.

§ Why don’t you go into the clown business instead? § he asks next. § You’re a natural at making those idiotic expressions. §

The irate man picks up a top hat and plops it over Kyubey, effectively blocking him from sight except for his fluffy tail. Nonplussed, Kyubey decides to take a nap right inside.

It’s not until he feels a weight on his tail that he wakes up again. He uses a paw to lift up the hat and spots Maxwell inexplicably using his tail as a makeshift pillow. The man is thoroughly unconscious, a pencil and a paper full of scribbles lying next to his right hand. Kyubey uses his ears to pick up the paper and examine its contents.

It looks like some sort of budget calculation…

After a while, the Incubator picks up the pencil as well to scribble something on the paper before he teleports from sight. The sudden disappearance of his ‘pillow’ leaves Maxwell’s head to knock soundly against the table, waking him up.

The next time he checks his paper, it’s to see a written message scrawled haphazardly over his numbers.

—You should check your math, I found 4 mistakes. 

Next to the words lie a single dusty pawprint.

#more maxwell abuse #no wait give him a red balloon with that clown getup #and he'll be terrorizing girls better than QB #postumbrarex #§ drabble #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered

[einwish]

18. — endless

one word writing prompts | headcanon

§ Nothing lasts forever. §

§ The concept of ‘eternity’ was simply created by those who lack the means to see the ultimate end. If you’re looking for a constant, then the concept of ‘inevitable’ is a more fitting name. §

§ Things are born, grow, decay, and die. You don’t need to look any further than human history to see the truth. There are the rise and fall of empires, dynasties, civilizations; the same patterns plays out over successive generations of humankind without fail. You can see it in the stars---though you humans lack the means to scry their comprehensive history with your limited lifespans---how they are born to burn and flicker until they finally die. §

§ You will see it more clearly, perhaps, in puelli magi themselves, and how new magical girls inevitably fall as Witches and then, nothing. And of course, I see it in entropy and eventual heat death of the universe as well. §

§ It’s all a downward spiral from here, but at least we have means to delay the end. Be grateful that you’ll all be long dead before the time all life ceases to function. §

#well that was depressing #cloudedblades #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered

[einwish]

28. — hope

one word writing prompts | headcanon

§ Hope? §

§ It’s not a bad word. That’s what the humans found at the bottom of Pandora’s box, isn’t it? §

§ When all the plagues and sorrows of the world were unleashed upon humanity, this tiny, weak, and desperate thing remained behind, fluttering its wings in the empty container. §

§ I believe all humans have the ability to hope. And in some ways, that’s what we offer them. One more chance. One single wish. A last-ditch effort to undo what has been done, or create what has yet to exist. Isn’t it fascinating how much power this tiny emotion can generate with just a single spark? I’ve had contracts fulfilled to beautiful perfection just with the power of hope alone. §

§ Of course, I’m more interested in the other side of the equation. And that would be– §

Despair.

#alsotravelingthrough #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered

[einwish]

👀 "What do you want from me?"

§ Your body and soul--- §

§ ...is what I’d say if you were younger, cuter, and a little more desperate, but I’ll settle for dinner and a date. Believe it or not, I’m an excellent conversationalist. §

§ I’ve been meaning to learn more about your world, anyways. There’s an object there that catches my interest---what was it called again? Moldy grill? Holey pail? §

§ In any case, I’m sure you can enlighten me. §

#take me to the finest McDonald's in Hive City #and get the largest order of fries they have #keiisho #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered

[einwish]

👀 + what do u taste like

§ I don’t taste like anything in particular, but I’m flavored with salt of the Earth.. §

§ Then again, some of us claim that we taste like cottage cheese, so maybe it’s a matter of perspective. §

#i eat myself to recycle resources #plastic bottles & soda cans don't taste like anything to u rite #same reasoning #Anonymous #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered

[einwish]

👀 + can I have cheese with that?

§ No need. §

§ You’re cheesy enough as is. §

#w-what cheese #are we talking cheesecake here #cheesecloth #say cheese for the camera #rosetintedpoverty #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered

[einwish]

😼

😼 - Sneaky lil bastard, knocks everything off of shelves and tables

*FLYING KICKS IT OUT THE WINDOW AND INTO THE WAY OF ONCOMING TRAFFIC*

§ Oh no! §

§ Only a contract with me can save that kitten now! §

#i ain't got time fo yo tricks #i got souls to harvest and rep to gain #anglerfishnabe #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered

[einwish]

😾

😾 - Giant jackass cat, no love unless treat, don’t pet

§ Your face on its own is memorable enough. §

§ I don’t need to see it recreated in fur with cat ears and whiskers. §

Would you look at that? The human and his kitten even glared the same way.

#gee thanks #send me a selfie next time instead #postumbrarex #𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕓𝕠𝕩 ✧. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ answered