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#🌎.skywarp
ppnuggie · 1 year
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HIIIIII! I LOVE YOU
Earthspark Soundwave, Megs, and anybot of your choosing with an insensitive s/o?
As in, they say some out of pocket shit at the best/worst times. 💙💙💙
      EARTHSPARK x gn human reader
    『 soundwave ,, megatron ,, skywarp ,, optimus ,, gender neutral human reader 』
  -> bots w/ s/o who says stuff so out of pocket
  — fluff ,, sfw ,, crack
  — yHEHE SHEKSN LOVE YOU 🫶🫶 you said bots of my choice and i leaped to add skywarp 😩 shes so pretty in the new show ,, girlboss 👁💍 honestly i kinda did it as reader says shit out of pocket 💀💀 theres a lot of profanity and stuff in his so a headsup
soundwave ::
• soundwave couldn’t remember why exactly he was teaming up with a human but his cassettes like you ,, so he can look away for now
• the moment you say “mother shit balls” hes already flying over ready to cover frenzy’s head to block out what you just say
• but its too late as she’s already saying it during the next time she messes with megatron and optimus
• he shakes his head and sighs ,, grumbling to himself as he just ignores it
• the second time you say something its ravage who takes the courtesy of saying it to soundwave next time he calls him
• please stop talking omg 😭😭 soundwave is begging ,, its one thing to have his kids act like hooligans but now that theyre going around shouting “son of a bitchin bastard whore” 😭 he just cant handle it
megatron ::
• hes heard some things ,, working beside humans for some years ,, but that doesnt mean he’s not gonna predict what theyre gonna say the next minute
• so when you walk into ghost agency and immediately start shivering whilst saying “ its colder than a polar bears pussy in here” hes more than shocked
• he doesnt know what to say ,, hes shocked frozen and embarrassed
• now when you say something like that during battle ,, hes face palming and begging silently for you to be quiet bc omg soundwave is right here
• that doesnt stop soundwave from recording you saying “HOLY BANANA DICKS WHATS THAT” midbattle with megatron
• he uses it on optimus ,, and megs is ready to deflate right then and there
skywarp ::
• shes all for it ,, teach her all your crazy words and sayings 🙏🙏 she wants to use them on megatron the next time she sees him ,, or maybe even optimus
• mandroid aint having it ,, he gets all huffy and puffy and ends up threatening you ,, to which skywarp gets defensive and all that mess
• she finds it hilarious ,, how any time something unexpected happens your go to line is “MOTHER OF COCKS WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT” and its mainly targeted at smt mandroid made
• she ends up using your lines against his latest battle w/ megatron ,, and the man just stands there 🧍
• she’ll have to thank you later 🫶
optimus ::
• he’s not a fan of it ,, oml ,, 😭😭 hes on the verge of tears
• “ maybe you could replace some of the words with something else ?”
• hes just not used to cuss words in general ,, he doesnt say them he just turns the other way
• “ now now ,, lets use our nice words ,,” he’ll pick you up and scold you gently about your potty mouth ,, having made a technique where you replace the cuss words with things you like
• the type to say “ oh my flowers !” instead of oh my primus or oh my god 😭
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capn-rikshu · 2 years
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oooh
🌎 and 🖼
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That's a very hard question, the world building in my FC is very extensive: I have many ideas.
A few I like are:
Different cybertronian species
No gender-dimorphism between male and female cybertronians
Cybertron not being just a grey metal ball and is actually teeming with diverse mechanical life
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I haven't made designs but I have a few ideas:
Jazz would DEFINITELY be based on legendary African-American jazz singer Cab Calloway.
Wheeljack's holoform being based off Sir Albert Einstein (pretty self explanatory).
Starscream would be based off of Dame Vera Lynn.
Skywarp based off a 1920s flapper girl.
And Rodimus based off a young 18th century French man.
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