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#πŸŽ‡.perceptor
ppnuggie Β· 6 months
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can you do a haedcanon of a fem human just drinking SO MUCH COFFEE like cup after cup an she is litery shaking in her seat her entire body is like a maraca an she she swerves bar so can u do headcanons for this for first aid, perceptor, brainstorm, chromdome an cyclones just teacting to this madness
γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€LOST LIGHT x fem reader
γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€Žγ€€first aid ,, brainstorm ,, perceptor ,, chromedome ,, cyclonus ,, female reader 』
γ€€γ€€-> reader who drinks too much coffee and gets really hyper
γ€€γ€€β€” fluff ,, sfw ,, crack ,, magnus is forever suffering
γ€€γ€€β€” here you go !! :3 tysm for requesting !! tried to make it funny 🫑 hope you enjoy it <3 i loved writing this one but be warned as i dont drink coffee nor rlly know much for the side effects or smt from drinking it 😭😭 even though im literally working at dunkin rn and they only rlly got coffee
- first aid
| β€’ he'd be worried at first with the amount of coffee you've consumed ,, having learned about humans and other things concerning them incase of an emergency
| β€’ in this case ,, itd seem the knowledge he learned wasnt too helpful
| β€’ bouncing all around the medbay and just hyper in general was quite a pain for first aid to deal with
| β€’ but he didnt want to be too rude to you ,, and gently coaxed you into spending all that energy of yours running laps around the edge of the medlab where you wouldnt get too hurt
| β€’ though when you finally wear it off ,, he'll be quick to scold you ,, holding his digit in front of your face and waving it side to side in a 'no no' motion before taking you to his habsuite and laying you down for a nap
- brainstorm
| β€’ he honestly doesnt know better okay ? you could tell him anything and suddenly he wants to put it to the test
| β€’ so when you said you could drink a bunch of cups of coffee and wouldnt bat an eye ,, he was immediately like bet and then that led to the current situation
| β€’ perceptor is facepalming and immediately making brainstorm take blame for encouraging you to do this ,, because now theres a hyperactive human running around the lab
| β€’ i mean you're practically flying around with how much coffee youve drank ,, hell you could probably beat blurr in a race
| β€’ official you wouldnt say that out loud because lord knows some of his fans to be a bit crazy and would immediately be on your case saying "no you wouldn't !!" and maybe a few death threats involved as well
| β€’ dont mention it in front of brainstorm either because hes already calling blurr to set you up for a race
| β€’ hes no help ,, dont ever tell him your ideas or encourage his crazy ideas unless you wanna end up in magnus's office ,, having him scold you like a dad does to their child who drew on the walls and is trying not to laugh at the situation
- perceptor
| β€’ thanks to brainstorm ,, you chugged too much coffee than your body ever really needed ,, and with perceptor as your not-so-official-but-official-in-his-mind-protector-slash-guardian-slash-alien-robot-boyfriend-slash-fun-killer he just sighs and takes you out the lab
| β€’ he doesnt have the patience to deal with any acidic spills from you bouncing off the walls left and right
| β€’ nor does he really need you getting hurt in any way shape or form
| β€’ lets just say its an awkward trip to the medbay to see if ratchet has anything to help with your situation
| β€’ and when he comes up empty handed ,, percy resorts to scolding you whilst the caffeine starts to wear off
| β€’ it taught you better than to listen to brainstorm again because bro was yapping at 100 words per minute you swore he couldve talked faster than blurr at that point
| β€’ bro was an absolute chatterbox just yapping and yapping that you fell asleep
| β€’ never again would you do that ,, or think about doing that because the headache afterwards when you woke up was so not worth it
- chromedome
| β€’ he also doesnt know any better ,, but he's definitely more responsible than brainstorm is
| β€’ he'd know to at least keep a lot of caffeine or high sugar products out of your reach ,, just hiding it on your top shelves or above your cabinets like parents do with their kids' halloween candy
| β€’ though when you accidentally made too much coffee ,, and didnt really feel like wasting it ,, you drank it all in one go ,, or well multiple big ass gulps
| β€’ and then rewind walks in on the scene and sees how hyper you are and is honestly thinking youre sick with some make-a-person-crazy-illness-virus-disease-thing that he swears is somewhere in his database
| β€’ and now chromedome has to play dad and parent you the whole time
| β€’ bro probably put your ass on a leash ,, locking it in so the rope only goes so far and just stands there as you run around
| β€’ this is what he gets ,, he thinks to himself ,, its the last time hes putting something so low in your reach again
| β€’ at this point ,, hes just gonna store all your unhealthy and junk food away in a desk in his habsuite
| β€’ he'll leave you fruit and vegetables but if you want coffee ever again youre gonna have to behave really good to get it
| β€’ and its only a spoonful ,, as a little treat
- cyclonus
| β€’ so you just trying to show and answer tailgates crazy ass questions that youre not even sure where he got them from
| β€’ he probably got them from his ass at this point ,, asking if the coffee gives you super powers and you have to explain thats not true before he spreads lies around
| β€’ and if that happened ,, you shivered at the thought of magnus banning your coffee aboard the lost light
| β€’ that was pure trauma to even think about right there
| β€’ anyways you made too much ,, and instead of storing it away or pouring it down the drain ,, tailgate dared you to drink it all
| β€’ and well ,, momma aint raise no pussy but she did raise someone who makes bad decisions
| β€’ because the moment you get your spurge of energy tailgate runs to cyclonus and tells him all about it
| β€’ bros going on and on about how youve lost your mind and he thinks youre gonna die and cyclonus had like 600 heart attacks right then and there
| β€’ he busts in like hes the damn swat team ,, door kicked down and pieces of it flying everywhere as you're running around like a wild banshee
| β€’ he's looking for the demon and meanwhile youre out here acting like a damn demon ,, almost frothing at the mouth from how insane you are from the coffee
| β€’ lets just say it makes magnus ban tailgate from ever daring you to do anything ,, bans you from having your coffee ,, and bans cyclonus for ever kicking down a door like that ever again because it was so unnecessary
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