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tinydefector · 2 days
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hello, can you do, Yandere Cyclonus x Cybertronian reader x Yandere Tailgate, where the three are conjux endura, and Cyclonus and Tailgate try to get the reader pregnant, Kink breeding
Sparking grounds
Cyclonus x Cybertronian reader x Tailgate
Work count: 1.2k
Warnings: smut, hand jobs, breeding kink, possessive partners
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Soft optics linger on both Tailgate and Cyclonus as the Two Bots block the door. "Hello, sweetsparks, what are you both up to?" They ask while subtly while trying to sneak past them. Red optics narrowed dangerously upon their form. Cyclonus growled low as Tailgate paced the threshold of the room, his own optics lingering on their Conjunx. 
When they try to make a bolt for the door, Cyclonus is the one to grab them by the waist lifting and spinning them to face Tailgate "Escaping our chambers after repeated warnings was poor judgement, Conjunx." Cyclonus grumbles against the back of their helm. He massagea the cabling and joints between their  plating with gentle digits. "You know you shouldn't be up yet," he whispers.
 Tailgate chirped in agreement, servos moving to grip their hip plating as he pressed up against them, pinning the bot between the Seeker and Minibot. "We only you at your best, sweetspark! Your well-being is very important. Carrying will tax your frame, so you must rest. " His visor brightened beseechingly above his faceplate. 
Both bots' servos greedily press against their carrier chamber, pushing and pulling against the framework of their body, earning small whines from them. Cyclonus loomed over their pliant form, scarlet optics afire. "You will return to berth now," he commanded, field surrounding them. Tailgate twittered anxiously as he massaged their frame. "Please, sweetspark. We can have you straining yourself." His field meshed protectively with Cyclonus."The Decepticon rumbled in approval, brushing kisses upon their supple lip plating as he tilted their helm back to meet him. "We can't have you wandering while we wait for your chamber to take." He purrs against their lips. 
They nearly moan out as Tailgate begins grinding against their interface panel. "Boys, as much as I'd love to stay in berth all day, I need to fuel, I also need to stretch, i cant stay in berth all day for days on end" they whine while pressing a soft kiss to Tailgate's helm. They nearly squeal when Cyclonus grabs them. A whine leaves them as Cyclonus nips at their neck cabling. The two mech move to place their Conjunx on the berth. They giggle as the two bots press against their body. A soft moan leaves their lips as Cyclonus and Tailgate lock them between theirs bodies. 
Interface panel snapping open for the two mechs leaking a mix of lubricant and a mix of transfluid from all three. Tailgate's digits delve in quickly running over the nodes of their valve and across their leaking spike. They arch into his touch as moans begin to fall from their lips. A deep Rumble leaves Cyclonus, low in approval, he nipped fierce affection upon supple cabling under plating, grinding his own interface panel against their form. His protocols shrieked triumph as they lay in submission between them. Tailgate nuzzling sweet nothings against feverish armour as his digits sink into the dripping heat of their valve.
 "There there, no more fretful wandering, sweetspark, let us fill you full again," he soothed, tracing delicate seams in soft promise of another session of breeding. Cyclonus rolled his prominent array flush to pulsing panels, talons holding them steady. "We shall fuel and exercise your frame together, as is proper as your Conjunx's," he vowed, thick cable pressurizing to blunt heat against weeping seals. Tailgate hums in agreement, spike surging thick readiness at the addictive scents of his aroused partners.
Cries leave them as bot mechs press their rigid lengths in. Tailgate kissed away the choked cries as the two thrust in slowly, locking their forms together. He peppers kisses across their form, worshipping every paint speck, dint and scratch across their frame. "Will make such a good carrier for us," he calls out. Deep whines leave them as they both sink into their valve, body clenching tightly around their spikes. Their own spike rubs against Tailgate's tanks with each deep thrust from their lover's. Their head leans back into Cyclonus' shoulder plating.
 A shuddering cry spilled from overwhelmed lips from the bot pinned helplessly between Tailgate and Cyclonus' relentless efforts. Cyclonus snarled fierce approval into heaving necklines, increasing merciless tempo, grinding deeply into their valve. His taloned hands massaged rapid nodes of their spike, smeering transfluid across Tailgate's midsection, twisting and tugging against their spike as Tailgate's digits work the nodes of thier valve, dancing across them and playing them like he is the only one who knows how to make them sing.Their twitching spikehead spurts bright pink fluid against clenched abdominal cables in sensual counterpoint swelling rapture beyond bearing. Their valve clenching desperately tried to milk them both for every drop as they rut into them.
"Overload for us, sweet carrier," Cyclonus commanded against kiss-bruised lips, surging rigid pistons to nestle against hidden nodes, their vision fading from pleasure as their visual system shuts down. Tailgate keened agreement, frame cantering needfully into them. "Our carrier, going to swell you with our sparkling, our  Conjunx," he moans out against their lipsWhen shattering ecstasy claimed them with sinful sob, the two mech drank in their shuttering form with violent greed, both picking up their pace, slamming into the bot pinned between them. More moans and whines fall from their lips as they arch into their lovers' touch. They cup Tailgate's helm kissing him deeply. They groan loudly as they grind back into Cyclonus. "Primus, please," they whine out loudly as the two mech continue rutting into them. " Cyclonus,  Tailgate, please." they cry out, face pressing into Tailgate's shoulder, their overload hits hard. 
Transfluid gushes from them as they continue to buck against both seeker and minibot. Cyclonus lets out a snarl as he snaps his hips a few more times before burning himself to the hilt. He eagerly overloads within them, painting their chamber with his release. Tailgate follows quickly, mumbling about how beautiful of a carrier their sweet Conjunx will be. The three bots lay together on the berth, venting heavily as they press closer together. Neither Cyclonus nor Tailgate pull away, keeping their lover plugged and full with their transfluid. "Don't move," Cyclonus growled against their audial processor.
Little whines leave them, but they settle against him as Tailgate peppers kisses across their face. "So good for us, Sweetspark, going to have you sparked soon enough" he coos. "You two aren't planning on letting out of berth, are you?" They whine loudly in playful annoyance. It earns another growl from Cyclonus and a small smack to their backside from Tailgate. "No moving, we have to make sure you're nice and full," he states. They sigh softly but snuggle into their Conjunx's recharge, slowly catching up to them after their third round of interfacing that cycle.
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ppnuggie · 6 months
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can you do a haedcanon of a fem human just drinking SO MUCH COFFEE like cup after cup an she is litery shaking in her seat her entire body is like a maraca an she she swerves bar so can u do headcanons for this for first aid, perceptor, brainstorm, chromdome an cyclones just teacting to this madness
      LOST LIGHT x fem reader
    『 first aid ,, brainstorm ,, perceptor ,, chromedome ,, cyclonus ,, female reader 』
  -> reader who drinks too much coffee and gets really hyper
  — fluff ,, sfw ,, crack ,, magnus is forever suffering
  — here you go !! :3 tysm for requesting !! tried to make it funny 🫡 hope you enjoy it <3 i loved writing this one but be warned as i dont drink coffee nor rlly know much for the side effects or smt from drinking it 😭😭 even though im literally working at dunkin rn and they only rlly got coffee
- first aid
| • he'd be worried at first with the amount of coffee you've consumed ,, having learned about humans and other things concerning them incase of an emergency
| • in this case ,, itd seem the knowledge he learned wasnt too helpful
| • bouncing all around the medbay and just hyper in general was quite a pain for first aid to deal with
| • but he didnt want to be too rude to you ,, and gently coaxed you into spending all that energy of yours running laps around the edge of the medlab where you wouldnt get too hurt
| • though when you finally wear it off ,, he'll be quick to scold you ,, holding his digit in front of your face and waving it side to side in a 'no no' motion before taking you to his habsuite and laying you down for a nap
- brainstorm
| • he honestly doesnt know better okay ? you could tell him anything and suddenly he wants to put it to the test
| • so when you said you could drink a bunch of cups of coffee and wouldnt bat an eye ,, he was immediately like bet and then that led to the current situation
| • perceptor is facepalming and immediately making brainstorm take blame for encouraging you to do this ,, because now theres a hyperactive human running around the lab
| • i mean you're practically flying around with how much coffee youve drank ,, hell you could probably beat blurr in a race
| • official you wouldnt say that out loud because lord knows some of his fans to be a bit crazy and would immediately be on your case saying "no you wouldn't !!" and maybe a few death threats involved as well
| • dont mention it in front of brainstorm either because hes already calling blurr to set you up for a race
| • hes no help ,, dont ever tell him your ideas or encourage his crazy ideas unless you wanna end up in magnus's office ,, having him scold you like a dad does to their child who drew on the walls and is trying not to laugh at the situation
- perceptor
| • thanks to brainstorm ,, you chugged too much coffee than your body ever really needed ,, and with perceptor as your not-so-official-but-official-in-his-mind-protector-slash-guardian-slash-alien-robot-boyfriend-slash-fun-killer he just sighs and takes you out the lab
| • he doesnt have the patience to deal with any acidic spills from you bouncing off the walls left and right
| • nor does he really need you getting hurt in any way shape or form
| • lets just say its an awkward trip to the medbay to see if ratchet has anything to help with your situation
| • and when he comes up empty handed ,, percy resorts to scolding you whilst the caffeine starts to wear off
| • it taught you better than to listen to brainstorm again because bro was yapping at 100 words per minute you swore he couldve talked faster than blurr at that point
| • bro was an absolute chatterbox just yapping and yapping that you fell asleep
| • never again would you do that ,, or think about doing that because the headache afterwards when you woke up was so not worth it
- chromedome
| • he also doesnt know any better ,, but he's definitely more responsible than brainstorm is
| • he'd know to at least keep a lot of caffeine or high sugar products out of your reach ,, just hiding it on your top shelves or above your cabinets like parents do with their kids' halloween candy
| • though when you accidentally made too much coffee ,, and didnt really feel like wasting it ,, you drank it all in one go ,, or well multiple big ass gulps
| • and then rewind walks in on the scene and sees how hyper you are and is honestly thinking youre sick with some make-a-person-crazy-illness-virus-disease-thing that he swears is somewhere in his database
| • and now chromedome has to play dad and parent you the whole time
| • bro probably put your ass on a leash ,, locking it in so the rope only goes so far and just stands there as you run around
| • this is what he gets ,, he thinks to himself ,, its the last time hes putting something so low in your reach again
| • at this point ,, hes just gonna store all your unhealthy and junk food away in a desk in his habsuite
| • he'll leave you fruit and vegetables but if you want coffee ever again youre gonna have to behave really good to get it
| • and its only a spoonful ,, as a little treat
- cyclonus
| • so you just trying to show and answer tailgates crazy ass questions that youre not even sure where he got them from
| • he probably got them from his ass at this point ,, asking if the coffee gives you super powers and you have to explain thats not true before he spreads lies around
| • and if that happened ,, you shivered at the thought of magnus banning your coffee aboard the lost light
| • that was pure trauma to even think about right there
| • anyways you made too much ,, and instead of storing it away or pouring it down the drain ,, tailgate dared you to drink it all
| • and well ,, momma aint raise no pussy but she did raise someone who makes bad decisions
| • because the moment you get your spurge of energy tailgate runs to cyclonus and tells him all about it
| • bros going on and on about how youve lost your mind and he thinks youre gonna die and cyclonus had like 600 heart attacks right then and there
| • he busts in like hes the damn swat team ,, door kicked down and pieces of it flying everywhere as you're running around like a wild banshee
| • he's looking for the demon and meanwhile youre out here acting like a damn demon ,, almost frothing at the mouth from how insane you are from the coffee
| • lets just say it makes magnus ban tailgate from ever daring you to do anything ,, bans you from having your coffee ,, and bans cyclonus for ever kicking down a door like that ever again because it was so unnecessary
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jazzy-man13 · 3 months
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IDW Megatron, Cyclonus, Ultra Magnus/Minimus Ambus x cybertronian reader
No description of reader, but you are implied to be a larger bot
You're a very physical bot- often disregarding personal space. Of course, your touches are innocent, but that doesn't stop the crew from each reacting in their own manner.
Megatron: W h a t. Poor bot doesn't know how to respond. You had grabbed Megatron's hips on either side and gently moved him without a second thought so you could get to the door, leaving the poor mech to wonder what just happened. Her touch starved aft was not expecting that, rendering him frozen in place for the next short while.
Ultra Magnus: You had wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled yourself up slightly to look over his shoulder while he worked, effectively catching him off guard. Would probably scold you and/or give you a lecture on "respecting people's personal space". Minimus on the other hand...
Minimus Ambus: For as much attention as he gets in his suit, he's still almost as touch starved as Megatron. He had asked you to grab something off a high shelf for him, and you happy obliged. What he didn't expect, however, was for you to place a firm servo on his shoulder as you got whatever he needed. He almost missed the moment you handed it to him, causing him to become flustered and mumble a quick "Thank you" before hurrying out of the room.
Cyclonus: Oof, even you know better than to touch him without permission. But one time, some bot decided it would be funny to jumpscare you, causing you to flee behind Cyclonus and wrap your arms around his torso. He shot you the absolute nastiest glare before you sheepishly let go. He'd never admit it, but he's flattered that you feel safe enough around him to look to him for protection.
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deliriousbug · 1 year
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AHA bot reader making a love poem for cyclonus and whispering it to him when they think he’s asleep
IN the old cybertronian that cyclonus speaks???
Original poem by yours truly :)
Cyclonus had just gotten off shift and almost immediately went to bed. His frame felt old and weary but he couldn’t seem to fall asleep. So he lay in bed and listened for when you came back to the hab. He heard you shuffle around and finally settle next to him in bed. He was about to roll over and say something when you started whispering. 
“I hope you’re sleeping well, darling,” you said in old Cybertronian. 
“Under clear skies
And silent moons
Your lips parted.
I have witnessed
No purer sound
Nor stunning word
Than of your soul.
You sing for me
And my spark warms.
For this is love
And you are mine.
I love you, Cy.”
There were tears in Cyclonus’ optics when you finished your poem. It had been centuries since he last heard such beautiful use of the old tongue. And for him of all people. He couldn’t help but roll over. The look of shock and then embarrassment on your faceplates was gold. 
Cyclonus took your face in his hands and declared, “I love you too,” in ancient Cybertronian. 
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Can we get some gentle interaction between mtmte Cyclonus and human reader with body worship please?
Hehhehehe yeah we can
He loved every inch of you, and every so often he had to commit to that anew, like the faithful renewing themselves through their worship.
You would always make time when he wanted to please you, though you had to make a lot of it, because he didn't like to be rushed. In your own language and his, he'd whisper his love as he moved up and down your body, lavishing attention where you wanted it most. He's written entire poems about your body, and he shares them with you any time you ask. He adores you, in every way...
He likes to hold you, while you're together, but if you prefer any other position he'll be quite happy to make it happen. This is about spoiling you, after all. Should you want to be adored from below, he'll set you on his chassis, and let the hum of his spark speak to the volume of his love. This is all just the warm up too, he has far more planned than just expressing his devotion.
When you're ready, he'll bring his glossa between your thighs, and he won't be finished until you are. Don't doubt his dedication, he has endurance to match his devotion.
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valvesandthings · 1 year
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amab!reader sucking on tits of pet!Cyclonus while he cockwarm them
Cyclonus groaned in your ear, shifting his hips just enough to tease you. He loved the way you ground down, desperate for friction, your mouth hanging open, eyes half-lidded. Your hand was loose around his neck, but suddenly it tightened. 
Cyclonus’ optics shot to your eyes and he tried to swallow but couldn’t. You licked your lips and suddenly stooped down to lick a line up Cyclonus’ exposed chest. He shivered under your gaze. 
You grinned. “Your spike may be inside me, but don’t forget who’s in control, pet.”
Cyclonus cried out when you latched your mouth around his exposed nipple. Usually he would not expose himself like this, but you had commanded it of him and of course he obeyed. Now, as you swirled his nipple with your tongue and fondled his supple breasts, he was glad you did. 
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harventheblorbo · 1 year
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Head cannons and Oneshot for Cyclonus with a brunt out Human S/O!
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Containing; Cyclonus and Drift
___ is gender neutral and is human!
Warning; comfort, swearing.
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Whenever he finds you just exhausted out of your mind for a good decent amount of time, he goes immediately worried mode. When he sees you, he holds you close to him.
He'll ask you what's wrong and how he is able to help. He doesn't really expect an answer but still wants to let you know that he is concerned about you and cares for you.
When you explain to him that your just so burnt out from everything and just want to lay in bed all day, He nods as he understands and has been in your position before.
For the next of couple of days, he will do anything that will cause you stress. He wants to make sure that you recover as much as possible. He doesn't want you to feel miserable at all.
anytime you try to thank him, he immediately lectures on how you shouldn't waste your time thanking him. He doesn't mean it in a rude way. His point is that he is your significant other and genuinely cares for you and will do anything to help you feel less stress
It had been a few days and it was radio silence from you. Cyclonus was starting to get worried after the first day. He started to overthink on what you could have possiblely been ignoring him for. Whenever he walks in his habsuit to see you with the lights off and the only light you have on is the light from your phone.
"___?" Cyclonus called out. You turned your head and saw Cyclonus. You put your phone down and sat up from his berth giving him your attention. He frowned when he saw how your shoulders were down and clear eyebags under your eyes. You looked beyond tired and it worried him. Deeply.
"Hi Cyclonus.." You Replied while giving him a weak smile. You knew that he saw through the bullshit. You hung your head and stared at your lap. Either you were a bad liar, or he can read minds. He turned on his dimmed lights and then closed the door behind him. He walked over and sat on the berth.
He placed his servo on your back and rubbed your back with his digits. "My dear.. What seems to be troubling you?" Cyclonus asked, laced with much concern. You sighed deeply. "Everything.. Everyday I just feel exhausted. I don't have anything to look towards to in a day. I just wanna stay in bed and.. Lay there forever, you know? " You expressed. You rested your body against his servo, pressing your hand on his digit.
He slowly nods. "I understand your troubles." He empathizes. He has been through this before in his past. You slowly melt into his servo and gently close your eyes. "Is there anything I'm able to do?" Cyclonus asked while scooting over a tad.
"Stay here perhaps,.. Yeah I think that'll help me." You murmured while resting your head on him. You were beyond glad that he came around. Without him. You think that you would have collapsed emotionally.
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fandom-go-round · 1 year
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How about Cyclonus, Shockblast and Dirt Boss (all 3 from Unicron Trilogy) with human S/O, who is very good at medical technologies (to the point of successfully creating medicaments for cybertronians?
Warnings: Medical Talk, Doctor Reader, Avoiding Going to the Doctor
Cyclonus:
Cyclonus thinks that it’s interesting that you’re great at medical stuff, honestly, but it’s not as fun as fighting. He loves you a lot and cares about you but his specialty is messing things up. He changes his tune pretty quickly the first time you’re able to patch him up after a fight. That’s really cool! You’ll do it again for him won’t you?
He’s a mech that enjoys being reckless and there is a part of him that enjoys showing off for you. Even if you tell him that it’s nothing something you’re a fan of, that doesn’t stop this mech. He loves it when you pamper him and take care of him after a long mission. Having you kiss him better? Best thing ever.
He really is proud that you’re so good as a medical tech. Cyclonus can feel insecure about his brains at time; if people make fun of him, he can get caught up in it later. Sometimes he’ll ask you to explain a concept to him and you’re so good at it he’s in awe. He understands you and it’s amazing to him. Humans really are cool if you give them a chance.
Shockblast:
Shockblast is another bot who loves to run into danger. Well, run into danger and run his mouth. There are plenty of people who don’t appreciate him mouthing off and it can lead to scuffles. He always comes out on top, of course, but he avoids going to the med bay if he can. It’s a pain to try and explain and Megatron is already looking for an excuse to kick him out.
That’s where you come in, his very cute and very smart little human. The fact that you can heal him up is wonderful and also something he wants to keep hidden. He wants you to be his personal medic and no one else’s. Partly because he knows that Megatron would use you with no remorse and the other half being he wants you to himself.
He loves to tell you stories as you patch him up, usually along the lines of him kick aft and taking names. How accurate these stories are, you have no idea, but you’re not going to try to take him down a peg. You love that he has a lot of self-confidence. You do warn him to be careful but he thinks its cute more than anything; he has you to patch him up so he never worries about not making it.
Dirt Boss:
The two of you have a bit of a love-hate relationship. He loves you, he really does but he hates maintenance. He might not tell you to buzz off like other medics but if you push too much, he will get angry about it. You gotta understand babe, that’s just the way he is. He wants to be wild and free! And the louder his engine, the more badass he is.
You don’t try to hide that you can help fix him up, even if he doesn’t listen to you. The other Decepticon medics take this to mean that you’re going to do his maintenance and leave you to it. It can get really stressful, especially if he’s collapsed because of a fight or something else. Once you’ve caught him, Dirt Boss is pretty docile. He secretly likes you fussing over him and even if he hates getting fixed, it’s better that you’re doing it than someone else.
He loves the brag about your genius, even if it seems out of character. He’s the best so of course his babe is also going to be the best! He hates it when other people ask you for help and will tell them to buzz off. Dirt Boss might hate having to get fixed but that doesn’t mean these other Cons get to talk to you! His jealous often means that he’ll lock the two of you together inside of the med bay so no one else can bother you. It ends up with him getting fixed more often but it’s a sacrifice he’s willing to make.
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I had the urge to braid the hair of MTMTE Cyclonus’ holoform, so here we are. It’s self indulgent and I wrote it half asleep, as per usual.
It wasn't often that you and Cyclonus would hang out, but no matter what the night was always pleasant. Something about his stories from before even your other crewmates came to exist and his pompousness struck a chord in you. And maybe his secret sappy nature did too.
The only time you ever bought that up, he glared at you as you laughed at your own accidental kinda almost pun. You know, because chord and music and he likes singing? 
You sighed. You were spending too much time with Swerve.
But tonight you sat behind Cyclonus in your habsuite. At some point he had adjusted his holoform so that the projection was wearing a violet nightgown. His hair was still in a neat bun though, tied up in a way that was surprisingly historically accurate. It shined in the low light like a costume wig, one of the nice soft ones.
One of your larger datapads was propped up on some pillows. It was moments like these that you were glad that the intergalactic wifi was actually working for once. You watched as Cyclonus flipped between HGTV and the History channel. 
The light reflected off of Cyclonus' hair. It was violet, like his nightgown…and almost everything else on his holoform. You took a sip of your drink, wow was he cominited to the color purple.
“Hey Cyclonus?”
“Y/N?”
You paused for a moment, tapping on your knee and leaning back in a way that was absolutely, without a doubt, casual. “I know this might seem weird, but can I braid your hair?”
He looked over his shoulder and raised a purple eyebrow. “Why?”
You simply refused to meet his eyes. “It’s pretty…handsome. And like, your holoform is a very handsome woman. You’re always handsome though. Knowing you, I have a feeling that it’s soft…and now I’m rambling… I really do spend too much time with Swerve.”
“Ah yes.” He took a sip from the wine glass that he liked to drink cranberry juice from whenever you two hung out. “This is another one of your ‘gay panic’s.” His slight smile could have knocked you out.
“...Maybe? So can I-”
“Yes.”
And just like that you were unraveling his bun. Just as you had suspected, his long violet hair reached his lower back, and was soft and smooth as silk. It smelled faintly of lilac. You split it into three sections, and began. One section over the other. 
He started humming half way through, some old cybertronian hymn that morphed into something that sounded suspiciously like ‘The Power of Love’. You couldn’t help but smile. 
With the datapad playing some show about real estate, you finished off the braid with a spare piece of lilac ribbon that you had lying around. For once you decided that the holoform hair would be nice to have, given how perfect the strands stuck to the braid without flyaways in sight.
He inspected the braid as you gently tossed it over his shoulder. “Very well done.”
“Thanks.” 
The rest of the night was mostly spent in silence, save for the occasional comment about some history thing or a complaint about Earth’s real estate industry. Once you had passed out, Cyclonus turned off the data pad, properly tucked you in, and gave you a kiss on the forehead. 
His holoform faded to nothing but a memory with his hair still braided. 
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tinydefector · 7 days
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Hello!!!
May I request a fem s/o who's currently in ovulation and mtmte cyclonus sensing this and just wants to breed s/o
MINE
Info: Guys, I don't write fem, so if I get request for fem they are going to be written gender neutral. Please make sure to read my rules beforehand. If you don't state for the reader to be cybertronian, I write them as human as default.
Cyclonus x human Reader
Word count: 1.8k
Warnings: smut, fingering, oral, sex, breeding kink, #Valveplug
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Cyclonus could smell it on their skin, the chance in their hormones, it had become something he was rather aware of over the time he had been with them. afterall humans emitted phenomenons that were rather potent, and it is driving him mad.
His sensors detected the change days ago but each day their scent had just gotten sweeter as the pheromones permeating his lover's flesh grew richer. He could no longer ignore it. 
His optics linger on then across the room as they entertain themself with one of the hobbies they are rather fond of. He clenched his dentas in frustration, Cyclonus is a mech of great resilience and patience but this, this was going to send his coding up the wall. 
Reason finally snapped when strong arms curled around their waist, hot ventilations gusting whispered pleas against the back of their neck. His engine roared to life as old world coding surged forth in a torrent, demanding satiation through their offered flesh alone.   
Turning slowly this chuckle softly. “Hello Handsome, what can I do for you?” They hum  within his embrace, Cyclonus lets out an almost snarl like vent, vying for control against swelling passions and desire to claim them right there. Lips met in a crushing, bruising kiss as his talons gripped hips tight. Soft gasp leave their lips against his, head lent back so they could continue kissing him. 
Drawing back, Cyclonus uttered one low command. "Bed. Now." 
Their eyes go wide over the suddenness of it but are quick to follow his instructions. "Clo what's wrong?" They ask slightly worried, they hadn't seen him, likely this, last time he looked ready to rip something apart was after another scuffle with Whirl. 
Cyclonus loomed over the bed optics drinking in their form as they stood there watching him. His engines growled low in mounting need. 
“Nothing is wrong," he rasped, talons tracing their form with impossible care. He had always been rather careful and gentle with them, afraid he could break them easily with just the wrong move, over time he learnt they enjoyed the pain too. Each pass tingled their flesh with charged pleasure-pain sure to leave marks that would last solar cycles. 
" Your coding demands satisfaction" He pauses for a moment watching and waiting for their reaction.  "And I intend to provide," Cyclonus purred, moving onto the berth as he pressed a servo onto their stomach pushing them down onto the softer part of the bed, climbing over their prone body. His olfactories drank in heady perfumes of their arousal, despite Cyclonus being a being of metal their scent clung to his frame. 
Lowering his bulk, Cyclonus nipped a sharp line down their throat. "Your scent is driving me mad little love." His plating demanded his ‘mate’, and he intended to reap his reward. “I can smell your arousal seeping through your skin, it's Intoxicating” he mumbles against their throat. 
His servos work swiftly discarding their pants, as the scent hits him more he kisses his way down their body. They let out a loud yelp when he discards their pants. "You can smell me!?!" They were almost shocked, didn't even know it was something Cybertronian’s could do. Their back arches as Cyclonus' Glossa eagerly laps at their sex. 
Cyclonus rumbled approval against quivering flesh, talons parting their thighs running his glossa's full length in one heady lave. His lover keened helplessly at the intimate invasion, 
"Of course I can smell you," he crooned, his lips seal around them gently sucking, and dragging more moans from their lips as one of their legs rested over his shoulder plating. 
"Your rich scent screams for a mate, begging to be seeded." Another skilled flick wrung breathless cries from lungs near to bursting. "And I intend to fill you past overflowing, mark you thoroughly, since you seem so eager." 
Revving his powerful engines provided vibration another layer of maddening pleasure His glossa ravaged their sex with single-minded focus, them. Only when reduced to a sobbing wreck did he grant brief respite. Pulling away to admire their stunning form. 
 talons tracing down to their tight entertain, teasingly pressing in and out stretching them and preparing them for himself. Their heads hit the berth as a hand comes up to cover their mouth, legs spread wider for Cyclonus. "Fuck, oh my God, Cyclonus" they yelp as he grips their hips holding them stead so he can driving his glossa into them along with his digits. Their other hand grip one of his horns to steady themself as they rock against him.
 
Cyclonus growled in approval against flushed flesh, engines revving like thunder at their moans. Never had submission so thoroughly captivated him - their writhing form clinging to his plating, he glimpsed all that he and his race had lost since Cybertron's fall, and how he relished having them under his form.  
His glossa delved deeper, curling talismanic strokes along pulsing inner walls. Their ragged moans stirred coding that had never stirred within him before, the hellbent need to breed them. 
They choke out on needy cries as their orgasm struck in shattering waves, rolling their  hips to meet his mouth. Once satisfied he drew back,loomed over their limp form glistening with aftermath, optics afire as he studied the heavy breaths their heave in. His spike pressurised, merciless heat radiates from his body against delicate thigh. 
"You are mine ," Cyclonus rasped, nipping sharp approval upon kiss-bruised lips. 
They lay there, tears of pleasure slowly running down their cheek, legs twitching as Cyclonus releases his Interface panel letting his spike pressurised, teasingly pressing it against their much smaller form.
He rumbled deep in approval at their limp, ravished state "So willing and eager," he praised, nipping fierce approval upon kiss-swollen lips. His spikehead teased their lubricant slicken entrance with torturous circular rolls. 
"Only you could stir my coding so, teasing me like this" Cyclonus rasped, increasing pressure just shy of breaching weeping limits. Gripping their hips in an unyielding vise, Cyclonus peered down at them. “you would rather stunning with my sparkling, little love” he presses in slowly, sheathing his length to hilt in a few deep thrusts. 
They moan out loudly as Cyclonus sinks into them, clinging onto him, fingers digging into ridges of his armour for stability. "Fuck, fuck!" They gasp out, eyes shut in pleasure. "Sy," they whine.
 
Cyclonus growled into their shoulder, Talons gripped their flesh in punishing vice, determined to mark them until they bore his branding. His powerful frame began pistoning deep, slow thrusts. "Mine," he snarled against kiss-bruised lips, increasing the tempo of grinding pumps as transfluid steadily flowed into their smaller body. 
Their willing flesh was his to claim without restraint, his to breed. And he intended on that, it mattered not to him that humans and cybertronian’s DNA and Cybertronian nanite, coding and protoplasm won't mingle. He was hellbent on breeding his human, and they were eager for him. He craved to see them round with a sparkling, to feel the pulse of their spark, to feel their field and they grow in his human. Never before had he craved to spark someone as he did his lover. 
Sinful moans fall from their lips as transfluid drips from them as Cyclonus continues thrusting into them. They clench around him each time he thrust deeper, driving the bright pink fluid further into their willing form. "Cy, Cy! Fuck, fuck please so good so good!" They call out into his plating. 
"Mine, mate, my little love" he purrs out, the loud rumble against their body makes them clench even harder. His grip is unrelenting upon their waist ploughing into them steadily against the berth. His spike flared within weeping walls, pulsing transfluid poured possession upon deepest recesses of their body. 
"You were made solely for this," Cyclonus growled, increasing brutal tempo sure to grind fragile flesh to rapture's shining edge. When they are struck in shattering waves of their next orgasm, he drinks in their keening cries, intent on searing his brand upon their body. 
They shuddered through aftershocks' radiance, his spike continued pulsing torrents meant to swell their much smaller form beyond capacity. his very coding, yearning  for a small hope that they may at some point gift him a new spark. Whines spill from their lips as they go limp on the berth. Their abdomen bulged with his spike and fluid, they look stunning. Bright pink transfluid leaks onto the bed. They look thoroughly fucked. They clench around him desperately as he grinds into them trying to rut his fluid deeper. Soft little keens come from them as they cling to Cyclonus.
"My little light, my little love," Cyclonus rumbled, field swelled, he cradles their quivering frame. looming over their sticky, limp form painted inside and out with evidence of him. 
They lay there intertwined with his much larger form, Panting. "So are we going to talk about it?" They ask softly. fingers dancing along his plating. Cyclonus rumbled low in approval at how they looked, massaging tender flesh. "There is nothing to discuss," he replied gruffly, though palming their swelling abdomen with unexpected care. His coding pleading that the seeds taking hold within his little lover. 
"You are mine to claim, your body called out for me and I provided." His engine rumbled deeply. "Cy baby I love you dearly but, you can literally smell me!, omg have you been able to smell me when I get aroused?" They are rather embarrassed over the new information. Cyclonus huffed an impatient ventilation, grip tightening faintly on their pliant form pressing deeper into them making sure they didn't part. 
"Of course I can discern your body's tells," he grated, thumbing their swollen belly with newfound gentleness. "As all sensors can detect subtle changes auguring fertility in potential carriers/sires." He presses a  gentle kiss to their forehead, pulling away and exposing clenched denta in feral smirk. "Your aroused state demanded satisfaction I could no longer deny." Taloned digits trailed up their frame, Crimson optics seared into wavering gaze. "Does this truly trouble you?" Cyclonus nuzzled closer kissing quivering lips with uncommon affection.
 " can everyone else smell me?" They ask in a whisper softly before the look of horror crosses their face. "Oh God, can they all smell us right now?!" They nearly squeal as he presses his hips more flush against theirs, they lean into his touch head rested against his chassis.
Cyclonus chuckled deeply at their fluster, massaging skin writhe against his ample frame with slow assurance. "Lower your voice, my little light," he rumbled, optical ridges creasing in a rare approximation of humour. Crimson optics shimmered with banked passions barely leashed once more. 
"While our scents may linger, the others are very much aware you are my conjunx '' Cyclonus assured, engines purred as he nuzzled feverish skin with surprising care, 
"And should you demand further... satisfaction," he rumbled, gripping their willing form flush to pulsing arrays. "Only this room's walls will bare witness” he teases lightly. 
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michaela-o · 5 months
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Clueless Tailgate is my fav Tailgate🥰 i either need a really heavy smut with Cyclonus and Tailgate fragging reader until they cry or really good book😭😭
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in1-nutshell · 2 months
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Add this to the bottom of the barrel.
I was playing tears of the kingdom and my brain did a hop skip and a jump.
Human body that climbs everything and everyone. has killed a bot with some really archaic weapon, lord knows what they'll do with an actual gun. doesn't really talk but communicates through grunts and hand gestures.
plus
Rodimus who just wanted to get a midnight drink - ...Buddy?
cut to Buddy who just stares back at him for a moment before running into the vents.
Rodimus - HEY GET BACK HERE!
Buddy is chaos. There is no stopping them from climbing anything they can get their little hands on.
Hope you enjoy!
Human Buddy who communicates in grunts, noises and likes to climb with Rodimus Prime, Cyclonus, Nautica, and First Aid
SFW, Platonic, Human reader
MTMTE
The crew picked Buddy up from a planet’s flea market.
Buddy looked so miserable and malnourished.
The crew members were outraged seeing a human so far out in space and being treated like this.
Some go off in a corner to think of a plan to get the human without buying them.
Buying them will only make the buyer rich and chase more humans.
Whirl was the one who stole them from the buyers after causing a diversion.
For once Magnus didn’t put him in the brig for stealing them
The human didn’t speak like any normal human and was very distrustful of all the bots.
Except Whirl.
With time the human eventually warmed up to the bots, but they never really learned how to talk.
They were just fine with the grunts and noises.
It was a random name generator that picked their name since many bots had already gone to the brig for wanting to name them and others not agreeing.
Buddy was a simple name.
And they seemed to like it.
But there were some habits the bots picked up on.
Buddy loved to climb anything they could get their little hands on.
This caused much distress and amusement amongst the crew.
Buddy becomes the crew’s mascot/ friend/ gremlin that lives on the ship.
Rodimus
Rodimus likes Buddy.
He even set up a little chair for them on the main bridge in case they wanted to sit there.
He put it there after too many times seeing Buddy trying to climb the chair themselves.
And that one time they did manage to get on the seat and Rodimus nearly sat on them.
That’s why Buddy now has their own chair.
Do they use the new?
Yes and No.
They use it when they are on the main bridge for more than 5 minutes.
But they don’t sit on it.
At least correctly.
The amount of times Buddy has sat down on the chair wrong nearly glitches Ultra Magnus’s circuits.
Buddy knows this and likes to get a laugh out of everyone.
Rodimus is the loudest.
But not everything is fun and games.
Rodimus hates it when Buddy uses the vents.
He’s scared they are going to get lost up there like one of those Earth videos of families not finding their gerbil until they had to cut a hole in the wall and find it deceased.
Buddy, obviously, doesn’t listen to him.
Rodimus came back to his room after a meeting with Magnus and Megatron.
Turns on the light.
Buddy is sitting on his berth eating some chips.
“…Buddy?”--Rodimus
Buddy stares at him before running to the vent on the ground.
“HEY! NO, NO, BUDDY WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!”--Rodimus
Buddy makes some mocking noises in the vent.
“I HEARD THAT!”—Rodimus
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Cyclonus
Being one of the bots on board that they were slower to warm up to, Cyclonus does find himself looking after them.
He blames Tailgate for planting the idea in his helm.
He lures Buddy in with treats and by being calm.
Buddy warms up to him eventually.
Cyclonus wants to teach Buddy how to talk so they don’t have to rely on noises or grunts like some unintelligent being.
Buddy was intelligent, they just couldn’t talk or write, that’s all.
He tries his best and sees that Buddy does try their best.
Even if they manage to make a letter sound, is plenty accomplishment for both.
“Repeat after me. Hello.”--Cyclonus
Buddy tries to say but huffs instead.
“No, like this. Hello.”--Cyclonus
Buddy starts making noises that sound like a cat hacking on a hairball.
“…Maybe that’s enough lessons for today.”--Cyclonus
Hacking noises increase.
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Nautica
Nautica is one of the crew members that got along the fastest with Buddy.
Maybe it was her being friendly and kind to them.
Or it could also be the snacks she secretly gave to them after their meal.
Who knows?
Buddy has a habit of climbing on her when they want something or need to relax.
They do this with certain bots too, but she still feels honored to be chosen for this job.
All she needs to do is acknowledge Buddy, then be still until they reach the top of her helm or neck cables.
Gives them many head pats.
Buddy looking at Nautica from across the room.
Nautica was talking to Brainstorm about her new wrench.
Buddy walks over and begins to climb her leg.
“EEP! Buddy! You know better to do that without me knowing.”--Nautica
Buddy still keeps on climbing until they reach the top of her helm and just lays there.
“I guess someone wanted some attention?”--Nautica
Buddy huffs but pats her helm.
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First Aid
Also, one of the faster members Buddy warmed up to.
But First Aid doesn’t really know why.
He did help Ratchet in making sure they were okay and helped them around the ship, but he didn’t do anything extraordinary for Buddy to like him.
But he is fine with that.
First Aid rather enjoys the company of the smaller human.
He knows Buddy is smart.
One day First Aid came in feeling a bit under the weather and Buddy was making all sorts of gestures and noises to get him out of his desk and to the med slab.
Even trying to carry his digit to the slab.
They knew he wasn’t feeling well and wanted to help, something First Aid found endearing.
However, …
Giving Buddy checkups were 50/50
They could come into the med bay doing everything he said to do and get a treat by the end.
Or…
They would be ‘clawing’ and squirming at everything that came towards them.
First Aid walks into the med bay.
Buddy is sitting on his desk chewing.
“Buddy? Buddy what are you chewing?”—First Aid
Buddy pauses, but then chews faster.
“NO, NO, NO WHAT DO YOU HAVE SPIT IT OUT!” –First Aid
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ppnuggie · 4 months
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      MTMTE x gn reader
    『 rodimus ,, ultra magnus ,, chromedome ,, rewind ,, megatron ,, whirl ,, tailgate ,, swerve ,, cyclonus ,, first aid ,, ratchet ,, drift ,, gender neutral reader 』
  -> christmas on the lost light
  — fluff ,, sfw ,, crack
  — sorry i havent been uploading as much 😭💔 ive been busy with work and school ,, but im on christmas break so hopefully ill be able to get through the few requests i have sitting in my inbox rn and reopen requests :(( ima try to start uploading more now as much as i can ❤️ heres a little something for christmas though ! hope you all enjoy christmas this year <3
• it was natural for the bots aboard to be interested in human customs ,, having lived in a war most their life . death and violence were something they were quite used to experiencing ,, never really having the time to experience anything outside of the horrors of war itself .
• swerve was one of the few main bots that pestered you often about human holidays . cybertronians didn't celebrate much ,, unless they were a group of autobots who just gave some decepticons a what-for .
• then again ,, swerve usually asked many questions regarding things on earth and what humans do . sometimes you humored him ,, sometimes you told little lies ,, like if you clapped three times in a mall it would be a sign that a tiger was loose . it was quite fun to put silly nonsense in that processor of his at times .
• though when it came to christmas he would not leave you alone . whether you celebrated it or not ,, you still explained the custom in general to him . how old saint nicholas would mosey on down the chimney ,, eat the cookies and drink the milk left out for him ,, and leave presents under the tree lit well and adorned with ornaments .
• you even pulled up the santa tracker for swerve ,, showing him where santa would go and be ,, how on christmas eve he would be flying around with his reindeer and leave presents
• hearing all of this intrigued chromedome and rewind ,, as well as tailgate and whirl . cyclonus didn't understand the hype and belief of having an old random man leave gifts in your house and eat your food even if left out specifically him . tailgate was thrilled though ,, a funny little old man leaving him gifts seemed so heavenly to him . chromedome and rewind ,, however ,, had different opinions . rewind was interested in this human holiday ,, whilst chromedome shared the same opinion as cyclonus . how were you sure this 'santa' guy wasnt gonna rob you ? and when you were sleeping nonetheless .
• rodimus already knew of this tradition ,, as did ratchet and ultra magnus . rodimus was quite ecstatic at the idea of having a christmas party ,, watching christmas movies and sipping on energon . maybe he could even have you sit on his lap ,, all cozy in those soft blankets and sippin on your own mug of hot chocolate .
• ratchet couldnt care less ,, grumbling something about how 'you humans and your holidays and customs' . though he definitely didnt deny the offer of going to this christmas party ,, it was nice to spend some time that didn't involve life threatening situations for once .
• ultra magnus ,, on the other hand ,, was quite picky about how the christmas party should be set up . he even tried to ban home alone ,, saying he didnt want rodimus to get any ideas from the traps in the movie . the last thing he needed was to end up in one the next day . though ,, the many outweigh the few ,, and so home alone was allowed in the movie marathon .
• now when you told him about the grinch ,, he wasnt sure if you were mocking him by saying it was an actual movie or if he should be concerned for what this dr.seuss guy was drawing . i mean ,, have you seen how hairy the grinch is ? or how the whos in whoville are shaped ? pointy noses and all ,, it was quite new to magnus .
• megatron ,, who overheard everything ,, already knew he wasnt going to be wanted at the party . it made sense ,, his past and everything he's done to earth and its people . though when you asked him to come ,, that you personally wanted him there ,, he swore he felt his spark stop for a second . he only gave a nod ,, whilst ravage bickered to him that night in his habsuite .
• whirl ,, to say the least ,, was prepared to fight santa . he was watching the santa tracker ,, waiting for the jolly fellow to pop up so whirl could fly down and bring out the big guns ( that brainstorm recently made ,, not yet tested out or put through a test trial so lord knows what may go wrong) . magnus almost had to throw him in the brig if he couldnt contain his sudden rage and fury for the old man .
• first aid was somewhat interested ,, never having celebrated a holiday before . it would be nice ,, getting together and doing nothing but watching movies all day . he hadnt seen movies from earth that much either ,, besides a few fast n furious ones here and there . needless to say ,, he was somewhat concerned for humans need to trash cars . he cringed a little on the inside ,, watching those perfectly good cars blow up . it was like a horror movie but for cybertronians .
• during the movie marathon ,, whirl tried to sneak violent night and black christmas in ,, saying they were also christmas movies and that they should watch them . magnus ended up throwing them out ,, saying no one really felt like seeing dying people during this one time of peace .
• drift enjoyed the nightmare before christmas ,, the claymation alone was enough to captivate him . then the designs of the characters ,, the music and songs ,, even jack's childlike wonder for christmas matched his own (in a few ways) . during that movie you sat with him ,, sharing a few facts about the movie itself . how long it took to make and how hard it is to do claymation movies .
• during the polar express you stayed with rewind and chromedome ,, snuggling in between the two and sippin on your hot chocolate . rewind enjoyed watching the train on the ice whilst chromedome puffed about how he coulda easily done that himself and saved everyone . you only rolled your eyes ,, muttering out a sure as you fought back a smile .
• during a break in between the movies you noticed megatron ,, standing awkwardly in the corner with his own cube of fools energon in servo . you smiled at the bot ,, walking up to him and having a small conversation with him . you didnt honestly think he’d show up ,, but youre glad he did . he let you sit with him during one of the movies ,, bonding well with the giant bot .
• he was quite warm ,, heat coming from off his body as you huddled close to him . he tucked his servo around you ,, worried you may fall off . for a few moments during the movie you swore you saw him smile at some of the corniest parts ,, or chuckle softly at some of the dumbest jokes .
• you took turns ,, switching between bots during different movies . you would sit in their laps ,, explain little things you liked about the movie playing and share a few things of your own childhood during this time of the year .
• it was nice ,, to say the least . having time to the bots ,, doing things that reminded you of home . it wasnt the same ,, but it was the thought that counted . spending time with them peacefully was more than enough for you ,, and definitely more than you could ask for this christmas .
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Y/n : You know, Tailgate gives Cyclonus flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too
Whirl : Okay
*Later*
Whirl : *gives Cyclonus flowers*
Cyclonus : ...
Whirl : I don't know, I'm confused as well
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crying-fantasies · 7 months
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When siblings fight
Masterlist
Rodimus
Sunset is Rodimus' only kid, thank Primus.
More times than not, some bots think that they are spark brothers (Sunset looks a lot like Rodimus when he was Hot Rod) before they realize that Sunset is a Terraformer and say something about it (occasionally they just say "ah, it's one of those" and Rodimus takes it as an insult even if it wasn't)
He is also usually way more calm and just tries to go on with his life, ignoring what others say about him.
Rodimus is another story.
"Dad, let's just go-"
"Ah no, I have a few things to say, hey, you frag face!"
"Dad!"
Is usually Sunset who stops Rodimus, in the worse case escenario he will call Ultra Magnus (who is an enforcer), he won't call Megatron because it could get terrible worse (Rodimus, sometimes, gets the old bot on his side, no one knows HOW) and get from a little commentary to bloody hell.
If someone says something about you, then both are on fire (literally) and ready to start a physical fight.
Optimus
Codexia is an only child and she is an angel, she never gets in any fights, in fact, she tries to stop them with tender words and then hearing both parts involved to give a solution.
No one knows how she puts everything in order, but she does, something that she really needs when she takes the title of Prime even when there is no war.
"How did you get them to an agreement?"
"Natural talent?"
If someone says something about you, Codexia tries to be hard, but fails miserably because she cringes everytime someone says a bad word.
Optimus is the one that appears menacingly behind both you in a protective manner, no one can even utter a sound, because that's Optimus fragging Prime.
When she was only Codexia she tried to be as natural and neutral as she could, when she was called Eminence that was even harder since the Autobots badge was put on her, keeps trying to go on with her responsibilities without relaying on Optimus.
Prowl
Chainbreaker is an only child, but he isn't a saint, well, not entirely.
Your kid haven't done nothing wrong in your eyes, he is very disciplined and prefers to talk above starting a fight, even when it doesn't involve him, such a nice kid, that's how every adult bot see him.
In the other hand, Prowl is more than sure that CB has started way too many fights and even made some mild ones worse, but he never has complete evidence of it.
Prowl doesn't know if he must feel worried by this behavior or be pleased (maybe proud) about Chainbreaker's ability to keep a clean track.
"Well played, kid"
"I don't know of what you're talking about, father"
CB really doesn't know, he does try to help calm the riot but he only gets it worse.
Truth is that he has Prowl's resting bitch face, something that he and some Praxians have to live with (Smokescreen tends to pat the young bot's shoulder armor in support and understanding).
Whirl
Whirl knows that Tik Tok is a sentient group of scraplets that can murder a cybertronian by eating it from inside out in mere seconds.
Does that make him stop the fights between his two girls? Absolutely no, he is in reality placing bets.
"That was my energon cube!"
"You don't even have a necessity for it, just drink water or whatever!"
"But that was my sweet flavored energon cube!"
They get physical more times than not.
Cyclonus is the one that stops the fight, or you, or he helps you because Tik Tok and Whirl Jr. can get so mad to one another that more than once you were way to close to being stomped on.
Tailgate is crying in a corner saying that he couldn't live with himself if something ever happened to any of them, almost bawling when they are cat fighting in the floor, he is going to buy more energon snacks, so stop this madness!
Whirl called you all boring, but he is the first one to stop any fight if it really does get out of control.
Blurr
When some parents have two hormone drive teenagers with a short temperament and around the same age, it's normal an even healthy to let them fight and get to a mutual understanding by themselves.
That's a liberty that Blurr and you can't have.
Not when your first child is wild and way too ready to throw a punch or your youngest that can boil someone alive if he really is on the edge.
"Pressurized hot tea pot valve"
"Dry hay hair pussy"
"Cry baby virgin"
"Poor excuse of a mammal"
"You call my tits little one more time and I'm cutting your wires while you recharge!"
Blurr has tried to stop them more than once, but Ripley and Typhoon know that he doesn't exactly mean it when he takes an authority aura, they know that he is way too soft when it comes to them.
When Blurr's long time friends come to the bar and see that kind of display they would laugh while saying how it melts their spark that Ripley acts just like her mentor when he was young, Blurr can only damn his younger self internally.
You need to be there to stop any fight from going too far (your husband simping for you in the corner, quietly).
Blurr has lost way too many loved photos in every one of his kids fighting moments, you tell him that those are still saved in data, he says it's not the same.
Bumblebee
Rosalinde was already a young adult when Blood Horn was forged so they never had a real collision with one another.
It's difficult to be angry with the little femme when she is just so little, and the bright pink of her armor is way too eye catching, making BH quite (a lot) more adorable.
And a lot more easy as a target.
Yet again, Rosalinde has grown worried about Bumblebee, her adoptive father, for as long as she can remember.
And Blood Horn is even worse than Bee when getting in trouble.
"What were you thinking?! That femme was thrice your size!"
"It's fine, she felt my punch in her face plate!"
"But then she stomped all over you! You are covered in dents and your own energon..."
Rosalinde ends up crying more times than not for her little sister.
Bumblebee tries to tell her not to worry, he is going to see what he can do and also talk to BH, but he can only do so much with you already in tears, everyone using your baby as a ragdoll and she going around like it was normal!
Bee can only believe that there is something wrong with the pink color, some kind of bad vibes or something, Arcee likes BH color and tells her so everytime they cross paths.
Jazz
Having three kids is a wild road, one that Jazz takes while singing "Life is a hallway"
He let's them vent anything they want to say because he believes in the growth by experiences.
Pauline is quite the smart cookie, getting away with many discussions as the winner, he is also the oldest, Amber Dust is your little boy, even when he is as tall as a house, so he tends to go for you in hopes of get your help.
Mariah, since she is the family's bebe, tends to be a little shit.
"Why do you have my music in your room?"
"I just found it there, okay bro?"
"Don't lie, Mariah! You don't even need it!"
"Please stop fighting or I'll tell creator about it!"
"Don't get in this, Amber!"
Amber Dust tends to be ignored even when he tries to keep peace, typical middle child crisis.
They never go to far with their words, so Jazz watches and hears from a distance, content smile on his face plate when the three get to a mutual understanding.
And intervening if things go too wild to his or your liking, it never happens, really, but is better be safe than sorry.
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lunarbreaksblog · 1 month
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Okay, okay, I know this is a stretch, but hear me out. Let's say reader is a young maximal (I'm thinking a big cat of sorts) who somehow escaped their universe and ended up on lost light. How would the lost light crew react? (I think this buddy would be an ankle biter for funsies)
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Lost light X Maximal!Reader
Note: I love crossover/inter-dimensional stuff!!
You didn't mean to touch Ratchets new device that he was working on, something about how it can seamlessly transport a bot anywhere without the use of the ground bridge. You being skeptical, wanted to see how it worked and so touched it— pressed a few buttons and — WHAM!
You clash into someone taller than you. Your new environment a whole lot different than to the base that you and team prime stay in. It had metallic walls and luminous biolights that was hurting your optics.
That someone that clashed into was purple and instantly put you in headlock— you were fucked!
"C-Cylonus!leave them!" A very very big light blue mech ordered.
The mech that had you in the lock, reluctantly loosened his grip, you took the chance to swirl up and aim your jagged knee into his face plates.
He forcibly backed off, letting you go.
The room then descent into chaos. Drinks were being thrown, hell you even so a many white minibot get thrown by a weird looking one eyed mech.
Oh this was interesting.
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