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#(like all the accidental clones of himself lmaoo)
mttonex · 20 days
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joanfucius if one of them was a zombie and they killed people for body parts (lisa frankenstein au)
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bonus doodles :3
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dokoni-mo · 2 years
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So y/n works as hunter for lost treasures and precious artifacts. Our burned potato Vader saw her once in imperial space station, when she transfered her finds to Galactic Empire ("a very reliable buyer" on y/n words). Vader isn't a kid anymore, but damn if he hasn't almost said "Are you an angel" again. Terrified, he noiseless gulped his shock inside and start a VERY awkward conversation, where y/n straightly said that Vader is "very big and strong" and "has a cool mask and cape". In the end of this mumbling from both sides, Vader had her comlink number, and a realization, that he doomed again. Oh shit oh fuck
Both terrified and inspired, Vader kicks rebel's asses and chocks doctors' necks with triple strength, as in a forgotten past, when he accidentally had drank Yoda's evening tea and couldn't sleep for two weeks.
Finally, he plucked up his courage and has called y/n, ready to boast of his healed lungs, when suddenly has answered by suspicious red-skin black-tattoos zabrak little kiddo.
Wtf "Who are you?!" asked Vader and finally saw y/n face. Turns out, while he was busy by doing what he should have done 15 years ago, y/n became a mom!
In ones of her searches, y/n has found a strange cave, at the end of the dark tunnel she got out and saw a terrible picture of tortured zabrak kids. Y/n weren't a force-user, but things were definitely flying in the air, and fucked up crazy Dathomir bitches witches too. After she rescued kids, a portal-cave was collapsed.
So now our Darth-look-at-me-please-Vader trying to get closer with proud mom of three zabraks: toddler "I'll-kick-your-ass" Maul, teenager middle-brother "I-don't-know-you" Feral and minor age "…-…-…" Savage Opress, who unfortunately had already changed by dark ritual and became a killing machine, now he is taller of Vader himself. All of them loves their space mom and don't like this strange ex-asthmatic dude.
So poor Vader be like:
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LMAOO THE PANIC BUTTON 💀💀
This is really really interesting tho!! Im always a sucker for soft flustered vader but LIKE,,, Maul savage and feral were like MY FAVS from the clone wars so itd be so cool to have them back!! I cant imagine our poor mans' surprise when he sees three little heathen babies tho lollll
If you end up writing this pls let me know!! Id love to see it!
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