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#*applies for job as a restaurant manager* ah yes i have a degree in. food and resource economics
baaad-omens · 25 days
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doing some research on parapsychology as a field. in short, it's the study of how the supernatural relates to psychology, and is largely regarded as pseudoscience with only a handful of people studying it, and very very few universities will even offer a parapsych program.
so… martin, buddy, did you just google 'what degrees do people get for paranormal research' and go with the first one that popped up? you did didn't you. idiot.
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wanna1things · 6 years
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Single Parent! Hwang Minhyun
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muahaha i spent 10 hours looking for this gif thanks please be my dad
Genre;; fluff,, single parent! Minhyun what can i say i love minhyun + kids
Warnings;; none i don’t think??
Pairing;; Hwang Minhyun x Reader
Requested;; noooo this is being posted while i have no time to write,, i have a korean test in 2 days oof
Summary;; The kid you babysit sure is cute, but so is his dad...
Style;; bullet point
Word Count;; 1307
Other Minhyun + Kids;; Kindergarten Teacher
masterlist • request rules • request something
Guess what i love minhyun and i’m slow at writing the requests
Minhyun first asked you to babysit for his son when you’d just left college
you’d put an ad up in the local paper in hopes of finding some part-time work while you studied for,,, a masters degree hah
and of course you wanted to do babysitting because children are cute! most of the time!!
and he was the first to apply,, and the only one,, so naturally you took the job
from his email he seemed really nice,, and the hours he wanted weren’t too bad
and he attached a picture of his son who was,, really adorable oh my oH MY
you replied almost straight away to ask for his address and when to start and well
when he replied with his address and ‘tomorrow?’ you were… surprised to say the least
but you turned up exactly on time,, two minutes early actually,, and… rang the doorbell
you were not expecting what honestly was the most beautiful man you’d ever seen to appear in front of your eyes
“You’re here to look after Jinyoung?”
haha i couldn’t resist sorry not sorry
“Uhh,, yeah… hello…”
he held open the door for you so uhh you went in
and straight away this little kid came running at you
LITERALLY a mini minhyun?? amazing ?? he perfected cloning you heard it here first
anyway !! the kid hugs around your legs like,, kids do
minhyun laughed his little haha laugh at this and whispers in your ear
“he likes you already!!”
so you managed to get,, the kid off of you and you went to sit with minhyun in the living room where he,, explained the details of your job basically it was way easier than you expected,, minhyun didn’t need you to cook dinner because he could cook and he’d always make it home on time and he could do the cleaning (here comes cleaning lady minhyun) and… Jinyoung seemed like a really good kid,,
“Jinyoung likes everything!! There’s not a single game he won’t play with you!! Even if you pull out monopoly he’ll try and play!”
you both laughed at this while,,, jinyoung played with some dinosaur toys
but then you just,, you had a question,, that was nagging on your mind as the conversation died out
“Does Jinyoung have a mother?”
i mean it sounded meaner than you intended but
in all these explanations about how your job would go he never mentioned another person and well you assumed he was THAT good looking he must have been husbanded up (is that a thing who knows)
“Not at the moment, no…”
he scratched the back of his neck as he responded to your question before looking down at his watch
“I have to go to work now - I’ll see you at 5 and there’s food in the fridge for you two!! See you later!”
he stood up and walked over to jinyoung, picking him up and placing a small kiss to his forehead and ruffling his hair
ok cutest interaction in the universe thank you amen
he put jinyoung down and waved to you and then he was gone
within like 2 seconds jinyoung had brought out all the toys he wanted to play with and well
that was how the day went
you and jinyoung played for ages,, had a break to make some pancakes because well you found the ingredients in the fridge and jinyoung kept saying how much he wanted to eat them,, and then it was back to playing
at one point he pulled out one of those mats you play with toy cars on and started to act out a whole town and the voices he did for each different person… hilarious
oddly like minhyun’s ‘female voice’ is hilarious thanks
when minhyun got home you were both pretty much passed out on the sofa aka jinyoung was snuggled up to you and was half asleep okay
not going to lie but minhyun’s heart leapt a bit when he saw how CUTE you both looked
but he ignored this as he started to smell… pancakes
“You made pancakes without me?? There better be leftover batter y/n or I will have to sack you!!”
UH OH
you quickly moved jinyoung off of you and ran to the fridge to present,, the leftover mix to him
“Oh my god,, I was just kidding I’m sorry but I’ll have that for dessert!”
great sense of humour minhyun
so,, because he’s back you decided to go and start packing your stuff away
when you hear a still half-asleep jinyoung say
“Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!! Why can’t y/n stay for dinner??”
Minhyun looked over at you and just winked
“Can’t disobey the prince I guess!”
you smiled and stood back up and went to lay the table and then well
you ate minhyun’s cooking which was hey
pretty good?? Unexpectedly so?? wow he clean and he cook and he beautiful what a man literally what else could you need
so then it became the routine
you’d go over there, look after jinyoung and then stay for dinner which minhyun always made and then go home
every so often jinyoung would make a joke like ‘is y/n my new mum’ and you and minhyun would both just roll your eyes and blush wow what a COMEDIAN little 5 year old
even at the weekends minhyun would sometimes ask you over because,, his job sometimes meant he had paperwork to do and he didn’t want to neglect jinyoung because,, he loved jinyoung so much!!
at the end of the first month, he treated you out for a meal together in ,, not the fanciest restaurant but still,, and he left jinyoung with jonghyun (really i would’ve said all the members of nu’est but… i trust jonghyun with a baby, aron not so much he’d prob try teach the kid to dance)
as you two were waiting for your food to come he suddenly sprung up a conversation you,, really weren’t expecting
“About jinyoung’s mum… I know you’ve probably be wondering about this for a while...”
I mean you were wondering about it before but not so much now,, you were more focused on really enjoying your time with minhyun and jinyoung
“She, uh, passed away a couple of weeks after jinyoung was born so… he doesn’t really know her except for pictures…”
“That’s… really sad I’m sorry…”
“No… It’s okay I mean I want her to be remembered… but the last thing she said to me is that she wanted me to be a good parent to jinyoung so… i try my best…”
“Minhyun!! You’re an excellent dad!!”
“Ah… thank you… and uh… thank you for your help!!!”
ooooooooooooof his ears went red and so were his cheeks bless he’s adorable
and well from that day onward there was something,, different between you two
maybe it was all those times minhyun had come home and seen you and jinyoung asleep and snuggled together but…. Yeah he definitely caught them feels
what to do
what to do INDEED minhyun good question
well one day you get an email from him that just says
‘I don’t think you should babysit jinyoung anymore,, let’s talk when i get back…’
thANKS MINHYUN FOR BEING SCARY
so um… all this time you’re looking over jinyoung until minhyun gets home you’re just uhh SHOOKETH
like what have you done wrong?? what was it ?? was it because you made pancakes and not enough for minhyun again because hey dude that’s petty -
but no, as soon as minhyun gets back he finds you straight away and takes ahold of your hand
“After i sent that email i realised it probably sounded really dodgy uhh… what i actually meant was uhh…”
“Yes???”
“I don’t want you to be just jinyoung’s babysitter anymore… do you understand what i mean?”
“I do.”
can you tell i ult minhyun yeah uh of course you can
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