#*makes out with my hot demon bf over your corpse. cutely*

[soft-spooks]

babys first homicide <3

bonus:

#feelin Some Type Of Way tonight. wanted 2 drestroy things with my teeth #bite bite attack kill etc etc etc. #anyway. babygirl has had Enough and fucking snaps!!!! local slasher guy thinks its hot as fuck #mine #🔪 #this is uhhhh. canon timeline. some point. babys first kill . #is there anything more romantic than using ur bfs knife to kill ur abusers <3 the answer is no #*makes out with my hot demon bf over your corpse. cutely* #sorry. going thru it a little bit #played beat saber for like an hour and a half and my arms hurt so bad but thats BETTER than the alternative <3 #im like an understimulated border collie rn i need to tear things apart with my teeth. #side note i am really hoping the vonus image shows up rlly small because i cant put readmores on mobile rip #🐟 mac #🔪 canon

[robkirbycomics]

My 2017 #31HORRORFILMS31DAYS PLAYLIST

Once again, for the 6th year in a row, I watched 31 horror movies (Hashtag 31HorrorFilms31Days) through the month of October because why not. I realize that absolutely NOBODY CARES whether I do this or not but by god I believe in setting obtainable goals for oneself in this life. This was an especially busy month for me this year and 31 films was difficult to pull off, but somehow or other I muddled through and hit the magic # (it was touch and go there for a while). 

Anyway, below are the films I watched, along with my original tweets. I managed to catch up to a lot of things I’d been meaning to see for some time - several of which were quite good. My favorites, the ones I would recommend, are italicized below and I added star ratings to everything. Anything with 3-and-a-half to 5 stars is recommended, obviously. If you care to, you can see my #31HorrorFilms31Days lists from 2016 & 2015 & 2014. Meanwhile, I won’t be watching any more horror films for at least a month, probably way longer, as I am officially horror-ed out! Happy Halloween!

1. SOLE SURVIVOR (’83) Denise survives a plane crash, is then stalked by dead people who are very jealous dead people. **1/2

2. THE CHILD (’77) Girl brat = pals w/ the local cemetery zombies. Note to self: pick better movies or this’ll B a long #31HorrorFilms31Days **

3. THE DEVIL’S CANDY (’15) Hot artist’s latest muse may not be entirely benign. Stylin’ flick gets 4 outta 5 Satan-heads ***1/2

4. IT COMES AT NIGHT (’17) Only marginally a horror film but horrifying all the same. No snark this time–recommended ****

5. AT THE DEVIL'S DOOR (’14) Two sisters battle an ever-increasing number of satanic cliches. *1/2

6. TALES OF HALLOWEEN (’15) Ten mostly black-comedy horror shorts, ranging from fun (a few) to sophomoric (most) **

7. THE HAUNTING (’63) Eleanor wants a house she can call home, but she chose the worst house. She chose *Hill House* ****

8. BLOOD ON SATAN’S CLAW (’71) Possessed village teens in Olde England indulge in Xtreme misbehavior in good flick. ****

9. TROG (’70) Joan Crawford capture Trog. Joan teach Trog play catch. Trog good boy. Then Trog escape. Trog smash. **

10. AS ABOVE SO BELOW (’14) Take 1 part THE DESCENT 1 part BLAIR WITCH & 1 part THE BEYOND–place in oven, over-bake. **

11.TRAUMA (’93) “If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs”– LITERALLY. Made in Minneapolis! **1/2

12. ASYLUM (’72) Notably good cast in fun omnibus Brit flick detailing how 4 patients in a mental institute got there ***1/2

13. GHOSTWATCH (’92) BBC mockumentary about a haunted house freaked viewers out when it 1st aired. a Grade-A slow burn ****

14. YOUR VICE IS A LOCKED ROOM AND ONLY I HAVE THE KEY (’71)   Sex-ay giallo w/ murder, nekkid ladies & a cat named Satan! ****

15. SEVEN DEATHS IN THE CAT’S EYE ('72) Italian gothic w/ the usual bloody murder & scheming costars. & that darn cat! **1/2

16. LEFT BANK (’08) Track runner gets injured, moves in w/ hot new BF, finds herself in Rosemary's Baby-type situation ***

17. CATHY’S CURSE (’77) Cult Canadian cheapie: evil ragdoll, possessed child, clueless parents, unintentional laughs **1/2

18. THE CASE OF THE BLOODY IRIS (’72) Gorgeous Edwige Fenech stalked by crazed killer who indeed bloodies several irises ***

19. BABA YAGA (’73) Sapphic sorceress stalks stylin photographer. Worth a look 4 its fab early-70s Euro LookSlashFeel ***1/2

20. MIRROR MIRROR (’90) Teen revenge tale w/ Karen Black & Yvonne DeCarlo! Also, of less interest, a demon in a mirror. ***

21. UNDER THE SHADOW (’16) Djinn stalks mom & daughter in Tehran. Good flik w/ big jump scare that made me spill coffee ****

22. THE EYES OF MY MOTHER (’16) lonely, isolated young woman acts out in severe fashion. This gets Rob's seal of approval ****

23. MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN (’08) Pre-stardom Bradley Cooper takes wrong train, gets trapped in bloody mess a la Clive Barker ***1/2

24. P (’05) Thai girl bar dancer uses magic powers badly, evil takes over. Great little flick w/ = parts charm & grue ****

25. RINGS (’17) Sequel to '02 hit comes about ten yrs past any relevance 2 anyone. Enuff already with this franchise *1/2

26. NIGHT TRAIN MURDERS (’74) nerve-wracking Euro version of LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT is quite frankly far better made ***1/2

27. DEVIL’S PARTNER (’61) Old satanist in godforsaken town dies, comes back as younger satanist in a tie, makes trouble **1/2

28. JACK GOES HOME (’16) and learns that Home is where the Extreme Dysfunction is ***1/2

29. THE DEVIL’S WEDDING NIGHT (’73) Twin brothers run afoul of Lady Dracula who wants 2 make 1 of them her baby Dracu-daddy **1/2

30. TORTURE GARDEN (’67) Cute anthology w/ tales about a demon cat, robot actors, Edgar Allen Poe, & um a killer piano ***

31. AUTOPSY (’75) Italian concoction featuring a rash of suicides-or ARE THEY. Many nude folks, several of them corpses ***

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