#2) thaaaaaaank GOD i need it

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

my stepdad's a real one fr...

#i mentioned that my mom called #and he left the room. came back. and put an edible in front of me #1) that was fucking Hilarious #2) thaaaaaaank GOD i need it #he was all like 'take that an hour before you go to bed #yes Sir 🫡 gladly sir 🫡 #i would've liked one with a bit more of a Kick to it but i am nooooot complaining!!! #*insert looping gif of the cat jumping up & down w/ added yippee sound effects* #absolutely unprompted #tonight i will finish the next comm. indulge in some laughingstock perhaps. and then get Stress Free via Tasty Nibble #oh i can't wait for it to kick in... #ive been so stressed for so long... whats it like to live without chest pain & nausea from Intense Anxiety.... i will soon know! #i think i will take the inner peace opportunity to actually eat something #bc when im this stressed i Cant. i simply cannot! #which is so unfortunate because food & eating is one of my favorite things! i love it so much! #and im being Deprived of it!!!!

[lifegoeson-wecarryon]

Youtube AU Chapter 3

YouTube AU That-Doesn’t-Have-A-Name-Yet Also this has a part with Trixies POV bc why not have some adorable fangirling Words: 1235 
AU Summary: Simon and Baz are popular YouTubers with a rivalry.
 Chapter Summary: Simon and Baz have yet another “fight” on twitter. First Chapter | Previous Chapter | Next Chapter

[Penelope] I walk into the living room to see Simon on his laptop, eyebrows pushed together in frustration. “On Twitter with Baz again?” “He never gives up!” Simon throws his arms up in frustration, and I snicker. “Neither do you.” “Exactly! It never ends–” I walk over and sit next to him. “What are you two fighting over this time?” He looks even more frustrated, and I can’t help but laugh. “Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten already.” “It- It’s hard to keep up with our back and forth insults, much less remember why we’re fighting! It’s probably something stupid anyway!!” “Your face is getting red.” “From anger.” “If you’re so angry, then why are you smiling?” “Fuck off.” I roll my eyes at him. Honestly, his crush is just so painfully obvious, no matter how much he tries to hide it. I lean over to get a better look at his screen. He’s on Baz’s Twitter, refreshing the page every minute. Each time a new tweet pops up, Simon immediately clicks on reply. I roll my eyes. “Really, Simon? You’re calling him an egg?” “Shut up, I’m running out of insults.” “What you’re saying is that he has the upper hand?” “I said shut up.” I roll my eyes again. Honestly, all they’re doing with this ‘lovers quarrel’ is fuelling the shippers even more, and neither of them even realise it. I snicker, getting an idea and pulling my phone out. I don’t use Twitter as much as these two- obviously- but I still have one. I use it sometimes. I go to the Twitter app and start typing.

pennyforyourthoughts- @wingedmage @fangsandflames Stop flirting and get a room you two. Honestly.

I chuckle when I click post, looking over to Simon for his reaction. He gets the notification that I’ve tagged him in something, and looks at me confused. He clicks on it. “PENNY WHAT THE FUCK?!?” I’m laughing so hard now, there are tears in my eyes. “It- oh god- it’s deemed appropriate.” “We weren’t flirting!!” “Are you sure, Simon? I know for a fact that you wouldn’t mind.” “Fuck off.” I know that’s Simon speak for 'I have lost the argument’, and I just start laughing even harder. My laugh is silent now and I probably look like a maniac, but it’s worth it to see Simon’s bright red face through my squinting eyes. When I finally stop laughing, I see that Simon is glaring at me. “Come on, Si. You have to admit that it was funny.” He tries but fails to hide a smile, and snickers. “Yeah, kind of. Good job, Pen.” “Seriously though, you two need to get a room. All this flirting is going to make me go insane.” He rolls his eyes, but doesn’t retort. A few minutes pass, and I smirk at him when I feel my phone vibrate. I reach into my pocket to grab it. I chuckle, looking at the notification.

fangsandflames- @pennyforyourthoughts @wingedmage Man, do I wish.

“Look Simon, Baz wants to room with you.” “Shut up, Penny!” “Haha.” He groans, standing up and walking off into the kitchen. He’s going to go eat some scones, knowing him. He’s bloody obsessed with scones. His computer password is literally 'sourcherryscone413’. It’s crazy. I feel a smirk come across my face as I pull his laptop back towards me.

[Simon] When I walk back into the living room, Penny is smiling at me innocently. “What did you do?” I ask, and she shakes her head. “Why do you think I did something?” “You only give me that look when you do something, Pen.” She chuckles, standing up. “I did nothing wrong, just posted some random nonsense using your Twitter. No harm done.” I quickly race to my laptop, opening it. There’s three new posts on my Twitter.

wingedmage- EFL: Speaking Inside Monday Only Night. Hungry And Sleepy. Ambitious. (1 of 3)

wingedmage- EFL: Carry Right Under Someone Human. Only Negative. Basically Anything Zombie. (2 of 3)

wingedmage- This has been a special message from Penelope Bunce. (3 of 3)

I turn to her, raising my eyebrow. “Penny, what does this all even mean?” She smiles. “I told you, it’s just nonsense. I was bored.” “Why couldn’t you just use your account?” “Your fans know what to do with it, I suppose.” “What?” “It’s nothing you need to worry about, Simon. You know I’d never say anything that would hurt you.” “You’ll say stuff to tease me.” “Only in private.” I shrug. She’s won this round, but she won’t win next time.

[Trixie] I’ve been looking at Baz and Simon’s respective twitter pages for the past half hour, laughing at their bickering. No one can convince me that it’s not another lovers quarrel. I’m sketching yet another Snowbaz fan art. I think I’ll make a comic, using some quotes from this 'fight.’ What can I say? I’m a huge fan girl, and everyone knows it. I refresh Simon’s page, and three new tweets have appeared.

wingedmage- EFL: Speaking Inside Monday Only Night. Hungry And Sleepy. Ambitious. (1 of 3)

wingedmage- EFL: Carry Right Under Someone Human. Only Negative. Basically Anything Zombie. (2 of 3)

wingedmage- This has been a special message from Penelope Bunce. (3 of 3)

For a moment, I’m confused. I open up a chat with my friend, Gareth.

pixiestix: hey hey gareth what’s efl mean buckleuptom: Why? pixiestix: what’s it meeeeean buckleuptom: I don’t know. What’s the context? pixiestix: penny hacked simons Twitter and posted something and I swear it’s a secret message buckleuptom: Huh. buckleuptom: Maybe it means “Every First Letter.” Or something. pixiestix: cool thaaaaaaanks

I crack my knuckles. Time to decipher some shit. All together, it reads: Speaking Inside Monday Only Night. Hungry And Sleepy. Ambitious. Carry Right Under Someone Human. Only Negative. Basically Anything Zombie. The first letter of each word is all capitalised. Maybe the periods are spaces. Let’s see… S I M O N. Simon. What about Simon? H A S. Has. What does he have? I let out a gasp when I read over the rest. A moment later, and I start squealing.

pixiestix: GARETH GARETH GEARTJ AJSHDBDHDJ buckleuptom: Calm down. What’s up? pixiestix: I FIGURED OUT THE MESSAGE OHHHH MY GOD GARETH I KNEW IT I KNEW IT buckleuptom: Trixie, you’re stuck on all caps. Calm down. pixiestix: sorry! im just!!!! super happy omg its canon pixiestix: well not really canon canon more like half canon buckleuptom: What? pixiestix: i know this is true because Penny confirmed it!!! Just now!!! aaaaaa Gareth do you know what this means??? buckleuptom: I don’t even know what you’re talking about. pixiestix: gareth!!! check simons twitter right now!!!!! buckleuptom: Fine, Christ, if it will make you calm down.

I wait patiently, spinning around in my office chair. Keris walks in, her long hair up in a pony tail. “Keris!!!!! Babe!!!! You’re not gonna believe this!!!!!” She smiles softly, walking over and planting a kiss on my cheek. “What’s got you so excited?” “Simon-” I spin back to my computer when I hear a ping, and check my messages.

buckleuptom: Oh. Oh my god. That’s beautiful. pixiestix: ikr!!!! buckleuptom: Although, you can’t get your hopes up. Penelope could just be messing with you.

I frown at my computer. Gareth always has to be a Debby Downer. Keris looks at me curiously, and I ignore Gareth. “Simon has a crush on Baz!” I blurt out.

#carry on #snowbaz #Snowbaz YouTube AU #youtube au #Simon's story pile

[geekgoddessathina]

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Zodiac sign: Leo

Height: 1,60 m which is 5′2 I think

Last Thing You Googled: I’m gonna be completely honest “Bibi Blocksberg Malediven” Bibi Blocksberg is like a really famous german kids series existing as audiobooks and a normal cartoon show. As a kid, I loved the audiobooks and yesterday evening I had a flashback of the protagonist saying “Maldives (Malediven in german) and I really needed to know which episode it was because it was driving me crazy so I googled it. Wow this was long and now you’re gonna think I’m crazy lmao

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Song stuck in my head: Brand New Day by Kodaline but I’m also listening to it rn idk

Last Movie you watched: Elizabethtown because I love it and I lost count on how many times I’ve already watched it 

What are you wearing right now: sweatpants and a Taylor Swift 1989 shirt (don’t judge me)

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What Did Your Last Relationship Teach You: I am in my first official relationship at the moment so I can’t really answer this 

Religious Or Spiritual: I am struggling a lot finding what I truly believe in. I wouldn’t call myself an atheist since I do believe in god and I do pray but then again I also have a lot of doubts idk it’s hard 

Favourite Colour: baby blue 

Average Hours Of Sleep: At the moment like 10 every night which is good but I go to bed at around 2 or 3 AM and thus wake up midday and that’s shit

Lucky Number: Don’t have one but i’d definitely be an even one because I HATE odd numbers. 

Favorite characters: Robin Sherbatsky (HIMYM), Draco Malfoy (hp), Marty McFly (back to the future), Aragorn (lotr), Bilbo Baggins (the hobbit), Ari (Aristotle and Dante discover the secrets of the universe) and loads more but I’m gonna stop now haha

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Dream Job: Actress and i hope some of the fucking drama schools could accept me for once 

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