#2. probably wouldnt be allowed to sue b/c of val anyway

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i mean i make jokes about angel being pregnant with crunchwrap supremes and about his IUD being autographed by asmodeus but if he did actually get pregnant it would be the most horrible thing ever for several reasons

#(trans/angel) #1. no way of knowing who so can't open a lawsuit abt it at his job #2. probably wouldnt be allowed to sue b/c of val anyway #3. literally in hell #4. lack of his own bodily autonomy #5. cant hit the birth control ppl with a lawsuit b/c again it's hell and they probably have no court system lol #6. hospitals in hell in general #7. really hard for him to stay sober #8. heavens bullshit hypocritical reaction while charlie is using him as an example #9. media reaction if anyone found out #10. getting in a huge fight with husk again (mainly just angel yelling tho b/c husk wants help but doesnt know how) #11. if it's val's that would make shit especially fucked up #12. best case scenario with his dad is that he just wouldnt care #hazbin hotel #angel dust #headcanon