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headcanon that alastor is really sensitive to being touched around his neck, scalp, and ears. anyone trying to get in his pants who knows that's the sweet spot for where to kiss him or where to run their fingertips is in luck lol

#even if they whispered the dumbest shit in his ear he'd still be biting his lip #vox learned this and then when alastor was mad at him he would hold his collar shut to cover his neck lmao #is it asmr or is it touch starvation?? the world may never know #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin #headcanon

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not me headcanoning fizz as trans purely because of how perfect he looks with the trans flag colors

just pure blorbo right here

#he also just looks perfect in pastels in general #helluva boss #fizzarolli #trans!fizzarolli #i did this same thing with johnny joestar from jjba b/c his outfit is the trans colors lol

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this dude????? bro??????

JOHN WATERS?? Is gonna be in the next batch of Helluva Boss?? PINK FLAMINGOS JOHN WATERS?? WHAT?????

#y'all im going insane #this gay motherfucker

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JOHN WATERS?? Is gonna be in the next batch of Helluva Boss?? PINK FLAMINGOS JOHN WATERS?? WHAT?????

#THIS FUCKING DUDE?? #IM LOSING MY MARBLES #helluva boss

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when vivienne said "complicated and sad"

hello???

radiostatic except it's That One Hug Scene from the office with jim & pam

#(image descriptions in the replies) #(they are screenshots of the linked clip) #(the office one not the vivienne one lol) #radiostatic #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin #vox hazbin #complicated and sad #< new ship name tbh #shipping

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radiostatic except it's That One Hug Scene from the office with jim & pam

#alastor would be pam in this b/c i feel he'd be more hurt by vox than the other way around #hazbin hotel #radiostatic #alastor hazbin #vox hazbin #shipping

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headcanon that alastor actually doesn't have his taste in music limited to songs from his time period. he'd say "music is music," and it's one of his few respites, so he listens to different kinds of music all the time.

one thing that would probably surprise people is that he loves the band "deee-lite," particularly the songs "groove is in the heart" and "power of love." like he'll be listening to it in the car while he's driving someone in the group somewhere, and they lose their shit when they realize he knows all the lyrics lol

#he fuckin grooves ok #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin

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The video is linked in the "View on Twitter" source under the screenshot!

so someone uploaded a video on twitter where she asked Viv about Alastor's and Vox's relationship. Viv answered that it's complicated and sad, and damn, I'm not sure if I'm ready for the angst in season 2

I actually like didn't see the clip itself or exactly what she said just heard that we're getting backstory jskdldflg but either way I'm excited it's going to be juicy (one-sided radiostatic will be canon #TRUST)

#(i missed it so lol) #omfg y'all... #'complicated and sad' pretty much sums up how i imagine it #aaaaaa my heart #radiostatic

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in that paranoidDJ song "use me up" when angel said "be still my fuckin' tits" i felt that

#hazbin hotel #angel dust

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"angel dust isn't trans, he's just a feminine man"

really wish i had a hundred bucks for every time some dumbass said shit like this. all i hear is "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED to write made up stuff about made up characters!!" nobody asked, gobshite

i'm just going to assume from now on that anyone who says this is a transphobe because i can't think of any other reason someone would have their nuts in a twist this hard over a headcanon lmfao

(plus it's like they always assume i mean trans woman -- what like trans men aren't allowed to be feminine??)

#i deal with gender dysphoria enough i dont need to deal with this shit too lol #i mean we technically dont even know if he's trans or not if we're gonna go there #so like why are u bitching at me abt it #this is very touch grass this is go outside #if ur gonna start shit about fictional characters?? #hazbin hotel #angel dust #trans!angeldust

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Here's the first one without all the lyrics on it, if anyone wants to use it for anything (no need to credit)!

Sallie May + Goldfrapp lyrics

"Recognize, synchronize,

Harmonize, what's inside.

Visualize, atomize,

Crystallize, what's inside.

Become the one, become the one

You know you are.

We've got love,

We've got life."

"Become the One" is a song that was written in dedication to the Trans community.

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Sallie May + Goldfrapp lyrics

"Recognize, synchronize,

Harmonize, what's inside.

Visualize, atomize,

Crystallize, what's inside.

Become the one, become the one

You know you are.

We've got love,

We've got life."

"Become the One" is a song that was written in dedication to the Trans community.

#helluva boss #sallie may #millie helluva #goldfrapp

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headcanon that alastor is actually pretty good at drawing but he mostly uses his skills to doodle horrors beyond all comprehension, such as that of "not even dust wtf" on youtube. people will ask him to draw them just for fun and then will never ever ask him again once they see the drawing lmfao

#im sorry i have no idea how tf to describe these lol #please check out her channel tho its the best thing ever #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin #headcanon #Youtube

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i was like damn what're you doing out here with all this ass. double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon, hella ass, the sun is still out.

niffty in her dominatrix outfit though. like jesus christ where was she hiding all that ass. hips for days

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niffty in her dominatrix outfit though. like jesus christ where was she hiding all that ass. hips for days

#its the 1950s hoop skirts u just never know lol #hazbin hotel #niffty hazbin

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headcanon that cherri and angel have this silly habit of scoping out random people who look at least vaguely punk, and making up fake arguments with each other like "that bitch is a poser!! i bet they don't even know one bad brains song!!"

#hazbin hotel #hazbin funnies #cherri bomb #angel dust #headcanon

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I'm basically drawing everyone at this point djdjdj

#q #cool arts #charlie and vaggie look like a dream #not described /