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top 5 work pets cause i want to hear the stories lol ❤️

OMG HELLOOOO MY BELOVED!!!! Omg I had to do like a 30 pet bracket to come up w my answers for this BUT I THINK IVE FOUND MY CHAMPIONS….

Leading the list at #1 is Buck the world’s biggest german shepherd. He is The Dog at work who i regularly forget isn’t mine. I’m 5 foot 10 and his head comes up to my ribs. Seriously just a Dane sized shepherd. He LOVES fetch but he got his hips at the dollar store so he gets like 3 throws and then it’s all vibes. Smartest dog in the world. Love him more than life itself.

#2. Long time listeners knew he was coming. Simba the pit bull. Muse behind the “#yes THAT simba” tag. Terrible walker. Afraid of two things: things that move, and things that don’t move. If he doesn’t want to move he’s not moving. People across the street have called him “stubborn” before. Once I had to carry him a mile in a foot of snow. His mom calls him “grandpa” and she’s right. I would die for him. Truly bestie status.

#3. Fred the basset hound. Again a terrible walker but as you’ll find out I have an affinity for assholes. Fred hates hates hates to walk. His mom is always home and hands me 4 milkbones before we start, which i then break into 900 pieces and use to get him to walk one block in the span of twenty minutes like a horse with a carrot in front of its head. Sometimes the treats don’t work and I literally sit on the sidewalk with him for twenty minutes and pet him. His parents are Cubs fans and he had a cardboard cutout in the stands during covid. A lot of my coworkers are terrified of fred bc he apparently bites but we’re cool. Fred understands that I work for him and not the other way around.

#4. This would not be a Greatest Hits post without Spud the greyhound. Spud is old as fuck but can still apparently run like 40 mph according to his mom but overall he realllly likes to take his time on walks. He’s a gentle boy. Sometimes I’ll sit on his bed with him and stare into his eyes and start crying for no reason. He is so so so sweet. He has a tiny terrier brother with the exact same markings as him and everyone thinks that he’s a puppy spud it’s really really cute.

#5. Tino the Papillon. I call him my little Tostinos pizza roll. Mean. Mean mean mean mean mean. Hates to walk. Only accepts 67°-73° weather, rain is out of the question why would you even say that. You have to pick him up in the house and carry him down the block and let him angrily walk back, but he tries to bite so you have to subtly scoop him up from the back. Around like 8 months into this gig Tino and I finally became friends and he lets me pet him now (ONLY before walk. Too angry after walk to even consider it) and one time I ran into his mom and she said “I cant believe he lets you touch him” and i was just like “I know.” I LOOOOVE him. Like favorite favorite favorite gremlin. He is the #1 dog that i want to adopt but his parents love him too much. He spends all of his time on a heated blanket on the couch with a water bowl and his teddy bear. Yes he has bitten me many times. He recently got an 8 year old Samoyed brother and they are like big cloud and little cloud 🥺

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