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This 22-Year-Old Woman Just Had The Wildest Birth Story EVER!

If this isn’t the epitome of black girl trickery, we don’t “to know whats” !! Earlier this week, 22 -year-old Tia Freeman took to Twitter to detail the craziest birth legend we’ve ever read. No, severely, I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant couldn’t even handle this ish. Related: Pregnant Cardi B Announces Break From Accomplishing Apparently, the Air Force member learned she was significantly pregnant back in January. Per Miz Freeman, she was on family planning that procreated it so she didn’t get her season every month. Thus, she was already in her third trimester when her pregnancy was confirmed. She asked: Might as well tell you now lol. Grant me a little time though because it’s sort of a long storey — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 I didn’t know I was pregnant for awhile( already in my 3rd trimester) and before you ask the birth control I was on shaped it so I didn’t have a hertz every month. So not having a period wasn’t key indicators for me. On pinnacle of that I didnt actually gain any weight. Me when I spotted: pic.twitter.com/ An5QA3hX8A — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 Unsurprisingly, Tia was a bit in denial involving her newborn story, so she didn’t give her pregnancy forestall her previously scheduled trip-up to Germany. She persisted TAGEND So I had already purchased tickets for a vacay in Germany and ya girl was not was just about to waste international flight money. So I was like if the son comes on time I should be all good in the bonnet. So I came home for two seconds before hopping on the my flight to Germany. pic.twitter.com/ SWYOpatnEN — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 While on the plane, Tia devoured one of the in-flight meals, which resulted in her ardour nauseating. At first, Freeman believed she was experiencing food poisoning. She tried sleeping off the annoyance, but upon landing in Istanbul for her layover, Tia embarked realizing that something wasn’t quite right. Eventually, the status of women recognise she was having contractions. No I don’t know if it was he salmon, the flight, or it was just my hour but out of no where I start cramping up. I’ve still came like an hour left before we land. I time knew I had food poisoning. Y’all I was HURT pic.twitter.com/ WBgWcG0NkU — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 So anyway I make it until we land but when I wake up the cricks have gotten worse and I’m like okay I just want to make it to my inn. Its my layover and I’m only here( Istanbul, Turkey) for 17 hrs. But getting through traditions made FOREVVVVVVVERRRRR pic.twitter.com/ VUFDhyrCR1 — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 I’m literally gripping the railing trying to make it through the lines. At this detail I feel like I’m about to pass out. I’m sweating. I feel like I have to vomiting. I’m “re going through” it. Then I’m like wait a minute bitch are you in strive ?!!! pic.twitter.com/ p6SMEfunP0 — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 After having her revealing, Tia took to the internet to try and google manifestations of labor. Rather than call out of providing assistance, Tia chose to power through customs and get to her inn TAGEND Either way it get I’m not giving birth in this airport so I start gassing myself up bc I am NOT having a baby in this airport. I start talking to myself like Bitch what you’re not gonna do is give birth on international airports floor. So you need to get it together& make it to your inn pic.twitter.com/ Ywjk9fmsaD — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 I make it to my inn& now I’m sure I’m in labor. There is no way in the world I’m not in strive because I can barely standup at this detail. So I’m in a foreign country, where nobody speak english, I don’t know this country’s emergency list,& I have no clue what the hell is do. pic.twitter.com/ sk6k10zdu5 — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 In “true millennial pattern, ” Tia chose to YouTube how to deliver a child. Despite having limited quantities, Freeman use what she could find to prep for her little one’s appearance TAGEND So yo it’s GAME TIME. I don’t have time to be nervous. It’s time to get shit done. I spring into action. Filling up the tub with heated spray #WaterBirth, grabbing a towel to bite down on, grabbing another towel to wrap him/ her up with whenever it pops out pic.twitter.com/ PVu2SWLCiG — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 It’s weird how focused a person becomes when they’re adrenaline starts going. Because at no part ever did I freak out. Like I just did what I had to do. — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 However, since Tia put off propagandizing, her baby’s entrance returned faster than expected. She lent TAGEND My constrictions were already at a time a part lol I was late as inferno. I BARELY induced it to my apartment. so I shed the towel in my lip and start propagandizing. And I have NEVVVVEEERRRR experienced any anguish like this in my life. I felt like I was being split open. WHERE WAS MY EPIDURAL ?! pic.twitter.com/ HGlootcNHu — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 Luckily it happened pretty quickly. I merely had to push about 5-6x before a child popped out. Lol now let me tell you newborns are buoyant. That little joker responded bloop and moved right on up to the top of the water pic.twitter.com/ IuqwKXFb2L — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 For those of you who are unaware, the baby’s delivery isn’t the end of the birthing process, as Tia still had to wait for the placenta to stop TAGEND Warning Viewer Discretion is Admonished [?][?] So I’m sitting with Young Xay laying on my chest waiting for the placenta to pass. The internet “ve told me” chafe my lower abdomen to sell my placenta to come on out. So her I am baby in one appendage rubbing my pelvis with the other side lol — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 So finally it feels like I’m having another reduction and I premise this is the placenta ready to drop it like it’s hot. So I shuffle to the bathroom and sit down on the toilet because idk where else to tour pic.twitter.com/ UpGTANtLnh — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018 Once the placenta slipped, she realized it was still attributed to her newborn son.( Oh yeah, she had a baby boy, mentioned Xavier Ata .) As she didn’t have any clamps, she self-sterilized some shoelaces for stopgap secures. Thankfully, the reduce of the umbilical cord went off without a hitch! Rather than head to the hospital, Tia chose to clean up the inn bathroom and breastfed her babe TAGEND Umbilical cord cut and I did a mighty fine task if I do say so myself! At this level tired is beginning to set in. But I need to clean up the lavatory because it looked like the situated of a horror movie pic.twitter.com/ DyvlwXXeQ2 — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018 So I clean up the shower, breastfeed my babe, and go to sleep. No I do not go to the hospital I make my ass to bunk. so the next day I wake up for and get ready to go to the airport because I once paid for the cab the darknes before& even though I knew I couldn’t fly out — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018 Not knowing what the hell is seeing her little one, Tia headed to the airport — where government employees( rightfully) freaked out, because they are envisioned she was human trafficking a baby. So I clean up the bathroom, breastfeed my baby, and go to sleep. No I do not go to the hospital I make my ass to berth. so the next day I wake up for and get ready to go to the airport because I previously paid for the cab the light before& although there are I knew I couldn’t fly out — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018 So they called in practices, the police, a medical doctor& a harbour( to check the babe& me to see if I actually imparted birth ), and the airline to a higher place. I was besieged with questions( naturally) but lastly I proved that I wasn’t a trafficker. During this I called the @USEmbassyTurkey. pic.twitter.com/ HH9zQybcHB — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018 After the airport established that Tia really was her child’s baby, Turkish Airline arranged for the new mommy to be brought to the US Embassy. Anyway @TurkishAirlines shuttles me over to the US Consulate for free with a translator( actually shoutout to them !) and when I get there a columnist pop out of nowhere trying to ask me theme like ma’am! How did you even find me ?! pic.twitter.com/ P64aq12xCv — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018 So the translator is like like miss maybe later. The reporter was like okay I’ll wait. So I’m in the consulates for like 2/3 hours( it has been a superrrrrrrr long daylight ). So as I’m inside I have to answer a knot of the same contentions& apply for his birth certification& passport pic.twitter.com/ X3JptPMaJi — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018 By this point, Tia and her kiddo grew celebrities and were taken to the hospital to get checked out. Patently, unable to control straight off, Turkish Airlines was organised by Tia to have top of the line housings TAGEND To wrap up I go to the hospital get checked out everything is fine. He’s perfectly healthy! Lol the doctors were appalled to hear my floor. I originated national bulletin& people would stop us to take pictures all the time& a random elderly female grabbed my boob as I was breastfeeding pic.twitter.com/ gGp4lJvEvl — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018 Because she was demo me the right way to do it. Because I leaved them so much publicity Turkish Airline paid for my inn remain for two weeks, comped all my snacks, upgrade @BBills_& my proceed flights to business class and we experienced the lavish business parlour. The outcome — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018 What’s even crazier is, Tia’s loved ones didn’t even know she had a babe until days later. Guy, oh humankind! Tia and little Xavier are doing just fine and had now been returned home to the States. According to Buzzfeed, the baby is doing really well and is being spoiled by Tia’s family. Like we answered, isn’t this the CRAZIEST story you’ve EVER hear ??? [ Image via Twitter .] Related Stories VOTE: Blac Chyna Slammed For Giving Dream Kardashian Pink Hair Extensions — Appropriate Or No ?? John Legend Implores Kanye West To Reconsider His Pro-Trump Stance — See The Texts HERE! Kim Zolciak Accused Of Homophobia By Ex-Girlfriend! 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So allow me to elaborate, it may be a long one, and i'm on mobile so cut me some slack.Skip to the bottom for the Tl;DR. Read for all the juicy details.Me (M 23) and this girl (21) have been friends for over a year now. We met through a friend of mine that actually dated her for about 5 months. So we casually went back and fourth with the occasional conversation every now and then, no biggie. We decided we wanted to hangout and catch up casually. After letting my friend know, and getting his blessing we hung out and it was all normal.She is very very attractive and I have always thought this since the day we met. I'm not the greatest looking guy but girls actually love having me around, I guess I am fun to be with or something. Now with that being said, it never was my intention to be more than just a good friend to her.So let me give you some more info about myself. I do not really date. The idea of labels makes me quite nauseous even. Rarely do I find a girl that can hold my attention. Even if I were able to I am to busy with personal life and my career to put in the effort that a relationship would deserve, therefore I don't even bother.So anyways, we are casually talking one evening, December 22nd to be exact, we both discover we have to do almost all of our Christmas shopping still. I bring up the idea and she says she would love to go and we can shop together. So that happens, and it's no big deal, we get all of that done and have fun together shopping around etc.So I text her and let her know:" hey thank you, I appreciate you shopping with me. You took something I was dreading and actually made it enjoyable"So fast forward to Christmas eve, just texting while i'm at work. I jokingly bring up the idea of her joining me and my family for Christmas festivities.Me: "Hey, you should come and pretend to be my girlfriend for the holidays, it would make me look great""Lol just kidding."Her: "Really? because I totally would."So at this point I have a semi existential crisis for 37 seconds and debate if I do want her to come or not. So that ends and I decide, hey why not. I obviously care about this girl as a friend and she's very fun to be around. Also, this will probably be one of my great grandparents last Christmas, if not last due to deteriorating health. I have never brought a girl around, and this gorgeous lovely young lady would be a pleasure to have over.So the evening begins and we get over to my families house, packed in we introduce her to everyone as her name but no label etc.. Now... This entire time my family is obviously "Wow how did he land a girl like you" etc; and the entire time she never had mentioned being just my friend or anything. She went along with it all. She sat close, I put my arm around her, nothing too dramatic but just little things, and it was all received well. My family absolutely loved her and all of them hit it off fantastically. That made me very happy.At this point after all of that it is finished, she is noticeably tired, therefore I offer to drive her home, or follow her at the very least to make sure she arrives safely. She insists that it is unnecessary however, I wasn't comfortable letting her drive, because she has fallen asleep at the wheel before. So me being semi clever somewhat change the subject to wrapping the gifts we had bought. She hasn't done any wrapping whatsoever, nor have I. So I bring up the idea of wrapping with her at her house.She invites me to her place and we wrap presents. Her parents come home to us wrapping and we chit chat for a little while, they ask me about my career and I share with them how many hours I work etc.. Her father then asked where does all my money go to, and I tell him, Savings account, jamming as much possible into 401K, and a investment portfolio. (thanks r/personalfinance) This man was just absolutely blown away, and told his daughter that she better keep me around as long as possible. We both glance it off as nothing and laugh.Now, finished up wrapping and realizing it is around 12:30AM we say Merry Christmas and decide that we both should be getting to bed. I leave and text her when i'm home telling her that I never would've expected to spend the holidays with her and bring her around my family as I did. But at the same time I never would want it to be any different than it was.So fast forward, and here's where we really get into the interesting part. It is new year's eve during the day. She texted me to see if I had anything planned and I hadn't really other than palling around with a couple male friends of mine. I tell her that is my plan but say, "unless you'd like to do something" and she is very insistent that I not blow of my friends for her.Time goes bye and I text her later on in the evening and say "hey, me and my buddies are not going to be together, do you still have nothing to do?" She still has nothing to do, so she invites me over and obviously I oblige.I threw out the offer to grab a small bottle of wine or something for us to stay in and enjoy in celebration of the New Year. She said no thank you, she was not in the mood to drink this evening so that is fine with me and I proceed to her house.Upon arriving and sitting with her and talking for awhile she then offers "Do you want a drink?" I say, no thank you I have my water that I brought. She then rephrases and says (this is my favorite thing ever by the way) "No sir, I mean would you like to have a drink with me" With an almost devious look in her eye. It melted me, I don't know why, but maybe the way she looked when she said it. So I replied back: "Well what kind of gentleman would I be if I didn't oblige a gorgeous lady such as yourself, and have a drink with you"So at this point we crack open a bottle of Grey Goose, and mix it with red bull to stay awake for the new year. I make it clear to her that I would drink, but only if she could shelter me for the evening. She says yes of course, that is fine. So we start to drink around 11:30PM.We take a brief pause of our conversation to turn on the tv and watch the ball drop in her bedroom where the only working TV is. She then shows me a couple new bralettes that she just purchased, and says "they're hot right?" Jokingly. So obviously I answer yes, they are.So her neighbor calls, and invites us to walk over and celebrate with them so we do for awhile. While there, the alcohol starts to kick in, and she is very touchy to me. Laying her head on my shoulder etc. I enjoy this a lot, honestly. So I play along and let it go.Then we go back to her house and she turns music on. She starts dancing around and singing so naturally I join in with her and we are dancing and singing around her kitchen having the time of our lives.NOW, the alcohol really kicks in, we are both drunk, but not trashed. And I sit down in a kitchen chair to check my phone. She comes over, and takes my phone out of my hand and sets it on the table, then proceeds to push me back in my seat, and then does an insane "lap dance" out of nowhere. (hate that term bc this was much better than any lap dance)So I panicked, not knowing what to do for a good two minutes so I didn't do anything. Now this went on for awhile before I realized this was no joke, and she was really into it. So I started placing my hands up and down her body, and getting romantically and sexually physical back.She then got up and went to the counter to pick a new song. I got up with her and followed her over to the counter and we start dancing there. Granted we probably look like a couple inebriated buffoons, but oh my was it fun.So I turn her around and pick her up and sit her up on the counter. we began talking, mainly me telling her how crazy she is, but how much fun I was having. She then gave me some very choice body language and multiple cues so I went in for a gentle kiss.Man. A gentle kiss never exploded so hard before in my life into pure passion. She grabbed me and I grabbed her and we pulled each other so tight it was crazy. Then she got down and we went back at it, she slammed me into a wall, knocking winter decorations onto the floor. Pulled me over to the kitchen table, threw everything off of it and laid down. It was absolutely epic. Once again not my favorite word but nothing else comes even close to describing it besides epic.So anyways this goes on for no less than 45 minutes. Hands all over her body, neck kissing, lip biting everything. I stop her and say "We are drunk, and I am completely okay with this, but we can not do nothing else"I would like to think that is somewhat chivalrous of me. Also, I believe that surprised her but made her very happy. So the night went on and we kept up at it. I tell her how attractive I have always found her, but this was never quite my intention. She says that she hopes this doesn't make our friendship weird etc.So we go to bed and call it to an end around 4:15 in the morning. Nothing happens besides some cuddling and we fall asleep.Morning comes, and I'm half awake, expecting a very awkward moment when we both wake up, but i'm not going to skip out on her even though it did cross my mind. A few minutes go by and I feel her start to stir around, she nudges up against me and pushed closer towards me and lays her head on my shoulder and says good morning.Now this is when it all hits me, that I would do it all over again. I loved it. I'm sober and I still feel the same way about her as I did at 4AM. THIS is not a common feeling for me at all. That's what stands out to me.So we have hung out since then and nothing is awkward at all. If anything she is more enjoyable to be with now. I have definitely grown some very more than friend feelings for her now since then but it's still a delicate situation. She gives off little cues like laying her head on my arm while we drive and small little things etc. But I am still not sure because it's mainly still very strictly friendship-py stuff. But she is way happier of a person when we are together, and she's very willing to hangout almost every day with me.Also, she is still open to the idea of drinking with me for her birthday this weekend. I jokingly said "maybe we shouldn't drink together anymore" she whined and said "why not?!" Like she would almost be willing to try it all over again.•So the reason why I am writing is, I do not know what to do. Do I confess everything to her and how I feel? Or do I wait and slowly see what comes of the friendship we have now? Help me reddit. Men and Women.TL;DR: Me and a good friend got drunk and kissed, but it was the most passionate kiss and few hours of neck kissing, body rubbing, and lip biting I have ever personally experienced. The entire evening was amazing. Nothing has been awkward since, and I definitely like her as more than a friend now. via /r/dating_advice

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This 22-Year-Old Woman Just Had The Wildest Birth Story EVER!

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This 22-Year-Old Woman Just Had The Wildest Birth Story EVER!

If this isn’t the epitome of black girl trickery, we don’t “to know whats” !!

Earlier this week, 22 -year-old Tia Freeman took to Twitter to detail the craziest birth legend we’ve ever read. No, severely, I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant couldn’t even handle this ish.

Related: Pregnant Cardi B Announces Break From Accomplishing

Apparently, the Air Force member learned she was significantly pregnant back in January. Per Miz Freeman, she was on family planning that procreated it so she didn’t get her season every month. Thus, she was already in her third trimester when her pregnancy was confirmed.

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Might as well tell you now lol. Grant me a little time though because it’s sort of a long storey — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

I didn’t know I was pregnant for awhile( already in my 3rd trimester) and before you ask the birth control I was on shaped it so I didn’t have a hertz every month. So not having a period wasn’t key indicators for me. On pinnacle of that I didnt actually gain any weight.

Me when I spotted: pic.twitter.com/ An5QA3hX8A — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

Unsurprisingly, Tia was a bit in denial involving her newborn story, so she didn’t give her pregnancy forestall her previously scheduled trip-up to Germany. She persisted TAGEND

So I had already purchased tickets for a vacay in Germany and ya girl was not was just about to waste international flight money. So I was like if the son comes on time I should be all good in the bonnet. So I came home for two seconds before hopping on the my flight to Germany. pic.twitter.com/ SWYOpatnEN — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

While on the plane, Tia devoured one of the in-flight meals, which resulted in her ardour nauseating. At first, Freeman believed she was experiencing food poisoning. She tried sleeping off the annoyance, but upon landing in Istanbul for her layover, Tia embarked realizing that something wasn’t quite right. Eventually, the status of women recognise she was having contractions.

No I don’t know if it was he salmon, the flight, or it was just my hour but out of no where I start cramping up. I’ve still came like an hour left before we land. I time knew I had food poisoning. Y’all I was HURT pic.twitter.com/ WBgWcG0NkU — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

So anyway I make it until we land but when I wake up the cricks have gotten worse and I’m like okay I just want to make it to my inn. Its my layover and I’m only here( Istanbul, Turkey) for 17 hrs. But getting through traditions made FOREVVVVVVVERRRRR pic.twitter.com/ VUFDhyrCR1 — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

I’m literally gripping the railing trying to make it through the lines. At this detail I feel like I’m about to pass out. I’m sweating. I feel like I have to vomiting. I’m “re going through” it. Then I’m like wait a minute bitch are you in strive ?!!! pic.twitter.com/ p6SMEfunP0 — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

After having her revealing, Tia took to the internet to try and google manifestations of labor. Rather than call out of providing assistance, Tia chose to power through customs and get to her inn TAGEND

Either way it get I’m not giving birth in this airport so I start gassing myself up bc I am NOT having a baby in this airport. I start talking to myself like Bitch what you’re not gonna do is give birth on international airports floor. So you need to get it together& make it to your inn pic.twitter.com/ Ywjk9fmsaD — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

I make it to my inn& now I’m sure I’m in labor. There is no way in the world I’m not in strive because I can barely standup at this detail. So I’m in a foreign country, where nobody speak english, I don’t know this country’s emergency list,& I have no clue what the hell is do. pic.twitter.com/ sk6k10zdu5 — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

In “true millennial pattern, ” Tia chose to YouTube how to deliver a child. Despite having limited quantities, Freeman use what she could find to prep for her little one’s appearance TAGEND

So yo it’s GAME TIME. I don’t have time to be nervous. It’s time to get shit done. I spring into action. Filling up the tub with heated spray #WaterBirth, grabbing a towel to bite down on, grabbing another towel to wrap him/ her up with whenever it pops out pic.twitter.com/ PVu2SWLCiG — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

It’s weird how focused a person becomes when they’re adrenaline starts going. Because at no part ever did I freak out. Like I just did what I had to do. — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

However, since Tia put off propagandizing, her baby’s entrance returned faster than expected. She lent TAGEND

My constrictions were already at a time a part lol I was late as inferno. I BARELY induced it to my apartment. so I shed the towel in my lip and start propagandizing. And I have NEVVVVEEERRRR experienced any anguish like this in my life. I felt like I was being split open. WHERE WAS MY EPIDURAL ?! pic.twitter.com/ HGlootcNHu — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

Luckily it happened pretty quickly. I merely had to push about 5-6x before a child popped out. Lol now let me tell you newborns are buoyant. That little joker responded bloop and moved right on up to the top of the water pic.twitter.com/ IuqwKXFb2L — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

For those of you who are unaware, the baby’s delivery isn’t the end of the birthing process, as Tia still had to wait for the placenta to stop TAGEND

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So I’m sitting with Young Xay laying on my chest waiting for the placenta to pass. The internet “ve told me” chafe my lower abdomen to sell my placenta to come on out. So her I am baby in one appendage rubbing my pelvis with the other side lol — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

So finally it feels like I’m having another reduction and I premise this is the placenta ready to drop it like it’s hot. So I shuffle to the bathroom and sit down on the toilet because idk where else to tour pic.twitter.com/ UpGTANtLnh — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 24, 2018

Once the placenta slipped, she realized it was still attributed to her newborn son.( Oh yeah, she had a baby boy, mentioned Xavier Ata .) As she didn’t have any clamps, she self-sterilized some shoelaces for stopgap secures. Thankfully, the reduce of the umbilical cord went off without a hitch!

Rather than head to the hospital, Tia chose to clean up the inn bathroom and breastfed her babe TAGEND

Umbilical cord cut and I did a mighty fine task if I do say so myself! At this level tired is beginning to set in. But I need to clean up the lavatory because it looked like the situated of a horror movie pic.twitter.com/ DyvlwXXeQ2 — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018

So I clean up the shower, breastfeed my babe, and go to sleep. No I do not go to the hospital I make my ass to bunk. so the next day I wake up for and get ready to go to the airport because I once paid for the cab the darknes before& even though I knew I couldn’t fly out — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018

Not knowing what the hell is seeing her little one, Tia headed to the airport — where government employees( rightfully) freaked out, because they are envisioned she was human trafficking a baby.

So I clean up the bathroom, breastfeed my baby, and go to sleep. No I do not go to the hospital I make my ass to berth. so the next day I wake up for and get ready to go to the airport because I previously paid for the cab the light before& although there are I knew I couldn’t fly out — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018

So they called in practices, the police, a medical doctor& a harbour( to check the babe& me to see if I actually imparted birth ), and the airline to a higher place. I was besieged with questions( naturally) but lastly I proved that I wasn’t a trafficker. During this I called the @USEmbassyTurkey. pic.twitter.com/ HH9zQybcHB — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018

After the airport established that Tia really was her child’s baby, Turkish Airline arranged for the new mommy to be brought to the US Embassy.

Anyway @TurkishAirlines shuttles me over to the US Consulate for free with a translator( actually shoutout to them !) and when I get there a columnist pop out of nowhere trying to ask me theme like ma’am! How did you even find me ?! pic.twitter.com/ P64aq12xCv — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018

So the translator is like like miss maybe later. The reporter was like okay I’ll wait. So I’m in the consulates for like 2/3 hours( it has been a superrrrrrrr long daylight ). So as I’m inside I have to answer a knot of the same contentions& apply for his birth certification& passport pic.twitter.com/ X3JptPMaJi — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018

By this point, Tia and her kiddo grew celebrities and were taken to the hospital to get checked out. Patently, unable to control straight off, Turkish Airlines was organised by Tia to have top of the line housings TAGEND

To wrap up I go to the hospital get checked out everything is fine. He’s perfectly healthy! Lol the doctors were appalled to hear my floor. I originated national bulletin& people would stop us to take pictures all the time& a random elderly female grabbed my boob as I was breastfeeding pic.twitter.com/ gGp4lJvEvl — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018

Because she was demo me the right way to do it. Because I leaved them so much publicity Turkish Airline paid for my inn remain for two weeks, comped all my snacks, upgrade @BBills_& my proceed flights to business class and we experienced the lavish business parlour. The outcome — Tia Freeman (@ TheWittleDemon) April 25, 2018

What’s even crazier is, Tia’s loved ones didn’t even know she had a babe until days later. Guy, oh humankind!

Tia and little Xavier are doing just fine and had now been returned home to the States. According to Buzzfeed, the baby is doing really well and is being spoiled by Tia’s family.

Like we answered, isn’t this the CRAZIEST story you’ve EVER hear ???

[ Image via Twitter .]