#Also Kristin wanted to throttle him for taking a pic of her right after giving birth to twins like bro?? Not the time

[nomsfaultau]

Emergency Meeting

“It has come to my attention that Technoblade’s last…escapade ended poorly. So I have called this staff meeting to clarify my intent.”

“Look at him. Amazing. The best kid I could ask for.”

“Questions? …No? Excellent. As a reminder quarterly reviews are next month. Dismissed.”

#Welp I meant to do an official fic announcement but the meme got done first #Power point presentations my beloved #Professionals have STANDARDS #Unhinged Phil best Phil #philza #technoblade #emerald duo #sbi family dynamic #dark sbi #yandere dad phil #Also Kristin wanted to throttle him for taking a pic of her right after giving birth to twins like bro?? Not the time #something to nom on #sbi au #mandatory family reunion