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m4ycrowave · 2 years
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Au where SBI are heroes and Tommy becomes a villain to spend time with them
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Explanation:
Basically Phil, Wilbur, and Techno are all superheroes, the best ones in the city, but because they're so busy saving lives all the time they accidentally start to neglect their youngest, Tommy. So Tommy realizes that the only way to see his family is when they're at work.
The problem is that Phil, Techno, and Wilbur don't want to let tommy become a hero since they don't want him to get hurt
So Tommy becomes a villain instead
Turns out he's a bit too good at being a villain, because his family can never catch him.
Cue his family neglecting Tommy more, but spending more time trying to catch this new villain who just seems to know exactly how to outsmart them.
Tommy realizes that he can be himself around his family when he's the villain, loud laugh, funny jokes that annoy them.. all without the tension and guilt that all of them seem to have around him. So Tommy stops bothering to try and spend time with his family as a civilian, after all, all he needs to do is blow up an entire building and his family will come.
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nomsfaultau · 8 months
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Why is SBI filled with dirt? Like, SAND Duo, BEDROCK Bros, EMERALD Duo, DIRTY Crimeboys. All incredibly ground-themed/adjacent at the very least. And then you look at Phil and Tommy and it's suddenly the angel duo??? completely off-theme. Get that air elemental crap out of here we are a ROCK and MUD family.
Anyway Phil and Tommy have that bit about Tommy eating mud. I petition to have them be Mud Duo as is only proper and good. We most restore balance.
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hellothereimaloser · 1 year
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Crime boys being adorable
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sossmoss · 1 year
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SBI my beloveds 💛✨
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claie171art · 1 year
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A whole ass canon divergent comic for @wolfythewitch ‘s zombie au because the brain worms got really quick with this one :)
Something something Wilbur’s dna is the cure (got inspired by the bite back cure, like contact between blood and saliva would be enough to infect you with the not-being-a-zombie virus).
Something something survivor’s guilt and it’s only a matter of time before Will tries to handle things in the worst way possible, so they get the help of some doctor (wink) and do like a desperate blood transfusion or something.
Something something it works and Phil has the anime bandages (later turning into a pirate eye patch) and also 2 more children.
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rosego1dd · 1 year
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not enough techno and mumza content so i’m making my own
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masked-ragdoll · 9 months
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Crow Father
felt like drawing something for the forest au :D
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macquack24 · 1 year
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@wolfythewitch
I may or may not have fallen in love with your zombie au
so I drew Tommy and Technoblade
I just love their dynamic
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psiithirisma · 1 year
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AU where Phil is a single father of 3 and also owns a restaurant. Meets Kristin and falls in love but doesn't know how to "charm her" and neapolitrio (his kids) tries to help but they're little kids so it's all silly and cute.
Phil invites Kristin to a date in his restaurant after closing hours, she accepts. Then it's all just a nervous Phil + neapolitrio trying to create a romantic atmosphere and also one of them being the chef, one helping, and one the waiter.
He questions many /many/ times why he accepted to go with his boys' idea
Also, the 3 of them get Phil's instinctive dad side to show through the whole night by accident
little Tommy is the waiter and when he goes to ask them for their orders and is about to write them down he realizes he doesn't know how, so he asks Phil, who only sighs fondly and takes Tommy's notepad and pen and writes it for him. Kristin finds it adorable.
Tho the illusion is soon broken after Tommy thanks his dad and checks the notepad, frowns, and says out loud "dad I can't read this, your handwriting is shit!"
Phil, immediately: Tommy! Don't say that!
Tommy: what? Is true! You told us not to lie
Phil: no-
Tommy: am I not allowed to say bad things abt you in front of your girlfriend?
Phil: I meant don't curse.
Tommy: aw, that's not fair! you get to do it all the time.
Tommy: and Techno and Wilbur do it all the time when you aren't near!
Wilbur, from the kitchen: DON'T SNITCH YOU RAT!
Phil, whispering while he covers his red face: for fucks sake...
Tommy: see!!!
Tommy goes back to the kitchen shouting "Wiill, what does it says here? dad's handwriting is  dog poop!" which only gets more giggles from Kristin and for Phil to press his hands harder against his face.
That embarrassing bit over, Kristin and Phil move on and keep talking. But then you can hear from the speakers a young voice (Wilbur) whispering "it's this on? [Louder] Hello, dadza and Kristin! we made our own cool song for you lovebirds, wink".
It's followed by a song with really bad quality audio, bc none of them could figure out how to put a song properly so they just kept the speaker open meanwhile Wilbur leave the song playing through his cellphone.
This song is just some cover from an already existent one except for some parts being changed to Phil's and Kristin's name to, y'know, make it more romantic.
Phil considers death would be a kind fate at this point for him.
When the song ends, quick steps can be heard and the next second Wilbur is at their table, smiling wildly and asking Phil if he liked the song
Dad mode kicks in and all previous embarrassment almost seems like it never existed from the start
Phil: you have been improving a lot, well done, I loved it
Wilbur, beaming with joy: I learned it all by myself too!
Phil: wait all by yourself?
Wilbur: (intense nodding)
Phil: aw, mate! I'm so proud of you
Wilbur goes to the kitchen, celebrating after Phil's compliments.
Phil and Kristin go back to chatting, this time a little more at ease and without many interruptions, soft sounds emanating from the kitchen.
That's it until Techno shouts Phil's name and Wilbur is at the kitchen's entrance calling for Phil at the same time with a panicking expression.
Phil excuses himself and gets up from his seat at the speed of light to the kitchen. His ears are met by the sound of sniffles.
There, in the kitchen, he can see Techno kneeling in front of Tommy trying to calm him down while he holds Tommy's little hands gently.
Wilbur explains that Tommy was helping them cook by peeling potatoes but cut himself accidentally and now he's bleeding and they didn't know what to do nor where are the band-aids
Phil, being the only man ever, sorts the situation easily. Telling the twins where the medical kit is while he takes Tommy in his arms and washes the blood away with cold sink water, cradling him to console his youngest's sobs.
Soon enough Tommy it's all patched up (they only cleaned the cut and put a band-aid on it) but doesn't let go of his dad so Phil just kinda accepts this is his new lifestyle.
He's about to come back with the little blonde to his and Kristin's table but then realizes the woman admiring the scene from behind the counter. Phil is halfway mouthing an apology until Kristin seems to land on something and alerts them about the smoke coming from the stove.
They turn to look at it and oh yeah there's smoke coming from the stove oven...
When they open it, the family are met with more smoke that only gets Techno coughing and his face tainted with gray and the entire kitchen clouded. Oh there's also fire.
Kristin is this time who handles the situation, taking the emergency fire extinguisher from a wall near and putting out the fire, telling the twins to open the windows to clear the place of smoke.
After that Techno is already apologizing, embarrassed that he forgot about the chicken in the oven and also miscalculated the temperature.
But Phil just hugs him (the best he can without squeezing Tommy between them) and reassures him it's okay, that he appreciates that Techno tried and the only thing he cares about is that all 3 of them are okay.
Techno seems still unsure but any uncertainty he had is washed off when he feels Tommy's little hand giving him some comforting pats on the top of his head.
Wilbur breaks the tender moment by saying "unlike you pair of losers I did everything right so I think I just deserve a hug for awesomeness” which makes Phil laugh and both, Techno and Tommy, flip him off.
Tommy also shows him his tongue, y'know, for a double offense.
They get scolded (“kids, don't flip your brother off”) and Wilbur joins the hug, against Tommy and Techno's wishes.
Phil (with Tommy still in his arms) and Kristin return to their table, followed by two tired twins who just pull some chairs near them, sitting next to Phil, each on each side.
Kristin and Phil look at each other in silence, both tired but smiling.
“Pizza?”.
“Pizza”.
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bludoby · 1 year
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when older siblings babysit:
Ko-Fi || Carrd
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imaginemcyt · 1 year
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growing up with sbi would include...
synopsis: what it's like to grow up part of the minecraft family in a semi-canon sbi au.
tw: mentions of fighting, some hurt/comfort. i think that's it!
listen to: runaway by aurora, seven by taylor swift, soldier poet king by the oh hellos, poet by bastille
inside jokes with tommy. obscure references that nobody else understands, it's like a secret language. someone will say something and you two will look at each other before bursting into laughter.
"hey mates, i'm thinking pasta for dinner. how does that sound? ...what? what's so funny?" *you and tommy crying of laughter in the background*
you're probably closest with technoblade. it's no secret that wilbur and tommy spend a ton of time together, especially after the creation of l'manberg, so you tend to gravitate towards techno.
techno lowkey really enjoys your presence, you're "marginally less annoying" than your other siblings.
in reality, it's a huge ego boost for him.
you're still super close with tommy, though. you're probably closer to him in age, so you guys hang out together.
you guys have a chore schedule because there was too much fighting over it before.
occasionally you trade chores with tommy, which gets on phil's nerves sometimes but whatever, as long as the chores get done.
wilbur plays you his newest songs to get your opinion on them.
once when you were a kid, wilbur accidentally got gum in your long hair and it had to be cut short. your hair went from knee-length braid to chin length bob thanks to wilbur's gum and phil's handiwork with a pair of kitchen shears.
not quite sbi but some would argue he is (we'll call him sbi-adjacent), you're extremely close with tubbo.
you probably had a crush on him when you were growing up 😭😭
you couldn't help your ten year old self!! he was sweet and he was your age and he was your closest friend! how could you not develop a crush on the bee boy????
maybe it didn't go away and maybe you married him?? and then ranboo gets introduced to the mix and suddenly you're all happily married?? omfg im squealing sorry
you guys are literally the song its nice to have a friend by taylor swift
anyway back to your regularly scheduled sbi content
you're the gardener in your family. techno has his potatoes, yeah, but you have your beautiful garden of sugar cane, wheat, and carrots. you have mushrooms galore and your flower patches? unmatched.
when you were young, you loved hand picking the mushrooms out of your garden for dadza to put in the mushroom stew.
techno used to braid your hair for you when you were young. every day your hair was neatly braided and out of your face.
but lord knows between your habit of tree climbing and your adventures in the creek with tommy and tubbo, the braid would be proper messy at the end of the day.
you'd take a bath and then when you were clean and dressed, techno would braid it for you again before bed.
you'd sit in front of the fire, and he'd braid your hair in silence, but if you asked him to tell you a story, he'd hide a smile and then dive into a tale from greek mythology.
you'd fall asleep there, curled up in front of the fire, and techno would gently pick you up and carry you to your bed, the voices screaming at him to protect you the entire time.
if you get hurt on your little adventures, phil will carefully bandage you up before wrapping you in his wings for a warm embrace.
when you're sad, you usually seek out wilbur. he's the best one to go to out of your brothers. he will give you a hug and listen to you vent, or he'll play you songs on his guitar if you don't want to talk about it.
tommy doesn't know how to handle it if you're upset. if you want a distraction, he's your man. he'll take you to the creek or to visit tubbo, asking what kind of mischief you'd like to get up to, or he's plugging in his video game console, handing you a controller. if you're seeking comfort, look somewhere else because good lord LMAOOO, if you're crying he's probably like "hey what are you doing? stop that" *disgusted face*
techno isn't good at comfort, and he'll most likely ignore you, but he'll let you wear his cloak or rest your head on his shoulder. if you're crying, he might wrap an arm around you and read to you to help you feel better.
if phil sees you upset, he'll wrap his wings around you and let you cry it out before asking you what's wrong. and when phil asks, it's less of a "tell me if you'd like" and more of a "you will tell me what's upsetting you and we will talk it out". he wants to help you feel better and he can't determine the best course of action if you're being secretive about your feelings. he may pry, but he really means well.
techno teaches you how to defend yourself once after a spider catches you off guard in your garden. luckily he was there to protect you, but after that he decided it was time you learn to do that for yourself.
one time you got in trouble at school for fighting a girl and when you got home, phil surprisingly wasn't mad at you. he sat you down at the kitchen table and was like "fighting? really mate? that isn't like you."
you explained to him that the girl was being mean to tubbo and he wouldn't defend himself so you did it.
you didn't get in trouble, instead he gave you a lengthy discussion on how violence isn't the answer, but ended it by saying how he was proud of you for standing up for your friend.
techno was secretly proud that you used some of the moves he taught you.
this got super long my bad 😭 but i could legit go on and on about sbi family dynamic all day long. please let me know if you'd like a part two because i'd be so happy to make one!!
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bunnariroll · 1 year
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mr za making the pancakes
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nomsfaultau · 1 year
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Emergency Meeting
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“It has come to my attention that Technoblade’s last…escapade ended poorly. So I have called this staff meeting to clarify my intent.”
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“Look at him. Amazing. The best kid I could ask for.”
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“Questions? …No? Excellent. As a reminder quarterly reviews are next month. Dismissed.”
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cookie-nom-nom · 11 months
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between his stage name of Wilbur (boar) and his real last name of Gold, Wilbur basically seems predestined to get interpreted as a piglin hybrid, further cementing his role as Technoblade’s twin. In this essay I will-
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un1verse · 4 months
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Something I did for a secret santa!
A crossover with SBI & QSMP :]
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wuzzzbe · 1 year
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SBI 4/4 photo shoot :D
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