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It’s just a lot of rambling this week.
On repeat: Too Sweet by Hozier. Idk what that man puts in his music, but I cannot stop listening to this song or get it out of my head.
I gave up on The Shining. Just, ugh, I don’t have the energy for it. I don’t really have the brain energy to read anything else either right now.
Finished the crochet bag! It’s a little bit wonky, but it will hold stuff. I want to make another one a little bit bigger and with a longer strap, but I like the single strap and cylindrical design. (This is the pattern I used)
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Guy friend told me I have “very masculine energy, but you wear it well” (uh, thanks? Is it the bitchiness bossiness? Or just the buzz cut/lipstick combo? It does make me feel very Gender™, whatever that may be). We got second place at trivia, so next week’s beers are free, which, Nice. Really it’s just a confidence boost to not be in the bottom three again.
I booked flights for my next trip to NYC, going up in June to visit my sister before she starts at Columbia in the fall. I love having a trip to plan/something to look forward to. I’ve already booked us tickets for a walking tour of Green-Wood Cemetery that focuses on the Victorian language of flowers on grave markers (which I’m really excited about!) and have a running list of museums, bookstores and lesbian bars I want to check out (but am taking suggestions!)
Haircut again. Buzzed it down to a #3 on top and #2 on the sides, the shortest I’ve ever done. I love having my own clippers and not having to deal with weird looks at the salon; truly a dyke’s (second) best buzzing friend.
It’s weird seeing so much of my scalp, but it’s so soft and fuzzy. I’m experimenting with tying silk scarves to wear when I want to feel a little more feminine, or want some sun protection other than a hat. I feel like I look like I’m wearing a funky surgical cap, or like I’m appropriating tignons, when the vibe I'm going for is more like the workday headscarves of my Hungarian & Polish great-grandmothers. I’m still playing with different ties at home before I wear them out and about, but the silk feels so nice and I like being covered, as well as finding ways to wear my collection in all seasons, not just autumn/winter.
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I had a gloriously lazy Saturday: took Butterball to the vet (he’s fine, just a checkup, and he has since forgiven me for the terrible six-minute car ride) and did a little housework (all the doors and windows are open, it’s warm and sunny and breezy and all the birds are singingggg!) but otherwise lazed around crocheting: on the sofa, on the porch swing, sitting weirdly on my desk chair. And then my neck and back hurt from shrimping, so I had floor time in a sun beam with the cat, and then just laid outside in the grass in the late afternoon sun and had the best nap of my life, and miraculously didn’t get sunburnt falling asleep outside. Truly how weekends are meant to be spent.
I’ve been slowly adding to my sister’s red blanket (why did I make this 300 stitches wide. it’s enormous and so heavy and not even a quarter of the way done. Claire I hope you appreciate this when I finally send it to you) and started a super simple sweater for myself. The yarn is such a silky cotton with gorgeous drape, and I love the rusty orange color. I have no illusions that I can make anything perfectly, but I want to do really well with this one and do this pretty yarn justice even though it’s already full of cat hair. Sigh.
I STILL haven’t finished editing my photos from my last Charleston trip. Really need to get on that today.
I forgot it’s Easter; I’m really too old & agnostic to be getting an Easter basket, but my mom gave me a little chocolate rabbit and nice rose-scented candle anyway. My youngest sister and her husband are coming over for a big dinner later; I get to spend the day with the cat and doing laundry and some chores I didn’t get to yesterday. I’m just going to try to ignore all the religiosity. It feels like escaping a cult; I grew up in it and fully believed for so long, but now from the outside, I find it baffling and disturbing and am infuriated by the hypocrisy (I could write a whole series of essays on growing up queer & southern baptist but will spare y’all).
Okay…didn’t really talk about what happened this week (mostly because not much of anything happened) but that’s enough Thoughts™ for now. Onward.
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Pinta was built 16 years later to accompany the Nina. Both ships were built in Valenca, Brazil, by eighth-generation Portuguese shipwrights. It took a 20-person crew 32 months to build the Nina and 36 months to build the Pinta. It is a larger version of the archetypal caravel. Historians consider the caravel the Space Shuttle of the fifteenth century.
The Nina and Pinta set sail in 1492 with crews of 24 and 26 people, respectively. Today, each ship usually has crews of at least 10.
While in port, the general public is invited to visit the ships for a walk-aboard, self-guided tour. Admission charges are $8.50 for adults, $7.50 for seniors and $6.50 for students 5–16. Children 4 and under are Free. The ships are open every day from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. No reservations necessary. 
Teachers or organizations wishing to schedule a 30 minute guided tour with a crew member should call 787-672-2152 or visit our website www.ninapinta.org, click on ‘Take a Tour’ and fill out online form. Minimum of 15. $5 per person. No Maximum. Email [email protected] 
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Historic replicas of Columbus' ships, The Nina and Pinta sailing Ohio River this fall
By DAVE LAVENDER The Herald-Dispatch [email protected]
Sep 19, 2018
PARKERSBURG, W.Va. — You can step aboard a bit of maritime history starting this weekend as replicas of The Nina and Pinta — two of three ships Christopher Columbus guided from Spain to The Bahamas in 1492 — will be docked at Point Park, 113 Ann St., Parkersburg from Friday, Sept. 21 until their departure early Wednesday, morning Sept. 26.
The ships open to the general public from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Friday, Sept. 21 through Tuesday, Sept. 25. The boats will also be making seven other Ohio River port city stops this fall through mid November.
The closest it will be to Huntington is a Friday, Nov. 9 through Monday, Nov. 18 stay at Ashland Port & Riverfront Park 50 15th St., Ashland. Other stops are: Sept. 28 through Oct. 2, at Heritage Port in Wheeling, W.Va., Oct. 4-16 at Station Square in Pittsburgh, Pa., Oct. 19-23 at Marietta Harbor, Marietta, Ohio, Oct. 26-31 at Haddad Riverfront Park in Charleston, W.Va., Nov. 2-7 at City Park Dock in Gallipolis, Ohio, Nov. 9-18 at Ashland Port and Riverfront Park, and then Nov. 20-22 at Limestone Landing Park in Maysville, Ky.
This is the first stop in Ashland since 2015. The boats were last in Huntington in 2012.
The Nina replica was built first when American engineer and maritime historian John Patrick Sarsfield was hired by the Virgin Islands-based Columbus Foundation to design and construct the 15th Century Caravel in 1988. The Nina was built by hand and without the use of power tools and is considered to be the most historically correct Columbus Replica ever built.
Co-designer Jonathon Nance, a British maritime historian and lead project researcher, produced the Nina's 1,919 square foot sail plan.
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alirafiaei · 1 year
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Top Travel Destinations in the South
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In January 2023, Travel + Leisure and CNN Travel compiled their annual list of top travel destinations for the year. Unsurprisingly, a number of US cities made the list of top destinations. Of the chosen cities, six were in the American South.
Two of the cities named were in the Carolinas. The January 2023 issue of CNN Travel reported that one vacation destination well worth visiting was Charleston, South Carolina. Noteworthy destinations include the Spoleto Festival and the International African American Museum, expected to open in June 2023.
Held in March, the Spoleto Festival hosts theatrical, dance, opera, and musical acts at a range of venues. The International African American Museum offers visitors the chance to tour places where Africans arrived during the slave trade. Visitors can also tour exhibitions that describe the lives of enslaved people and their descendants.
Charleston also has something for those who enjoy dining out. Food lovers can hang out at the Charles Wine and Food Festival in March. Alternatively, visitors can experience the upscale establishment Magnolia's. For a less formal night out there is Bertha's Kitchen, where visitors can try its famous red rice with sausage, fried chicken, and lima beans.
Asheville, North Carolina, is the other city that made the top destination list in the Carolinas. Travel + Leisure reports the town offers a well-rounded vacation destination. Here, tourists can partake in year-round outdoor activities, explore the city's historic sites, and enjoy sophisticated dining spots.
For example, those who like white water rafting can visit Wrong Way River Lodge, where they can stay in A-frame cabins sitting along the French Broad River. Those who want to camp comfortably can stay at AutoCamp Asheville, which will open in mid-2023. The Glamping Collective is another newly opened establishment on a 160-acre site, where visitors can stay in glass cabins and domed pods.
Essential dining establishments include the S&W Market, a food hall offering a wide array of cuisines. French Broad Chocolates and Battery Park Book Exchange are old favorites, the former offering confections and the latter a chance to sip Champagne while enjoying a good read.
Just north of these two states, Alexandria, Virginia, provides tourists with easy access to vineyards in the northern part of the state and the chance to learn more about its history. The city was home to the country's largest domestic slave trade during much of the 1800s.
Sites such as the Freedom House Museum tell the narrative of Africans forced to work as enslaved people. Furthermore, the African American Heritage Trail, which opened in 2020, features 11 historical sites narrating 200 years of African American experiences, including stops at the Torpedo Factory, where Black people worked during WWII, and Waterfront Park, a point known for it slave trafficking. Jones Park is another significant landmark where visitors can learn about Benjamin Banneker, a notable mathematician, inventor, and free man who was instrumental in surveying the new U.S. capital.
Another American favorite, Nashville, Tennessee, is in the middle of a renaissance. The Conrad, 1 Hotel, Soho House, and redesigned Hermitage House are a few of the hotels fueling this rebirth. Regarding good places to dine, visitors can head to Fifth + Broadway Complex, where they can enjoy Southern staples such as fried chicken at Hattie B's or the Assembly Food Hall, which offers varied eating establishments and bars.
In terms of nightlife, travelers can get their fill of honky-tonk bars until the wee hours of the morning. They can also head to Justin Timberlake's Twelve Thirty Club or live events, such as CMA Fest (Country Music Association Festival), which recently celebrated its 50th anniversary.
For travelers looking to entertain the entire family, Central Florida offers various theme parks, such as Disney World, Epcot, and Universal City Walk, the latter offering adults a sampling of Orlando nightlife. Travelers to Disney this year can eat, breathe, and sleep Star Wars at its newly opened Star Wars: Galactic Star Cruiser, a two-night adventure. Another option is to travel southeast to Tampa and spend the day at Busch Gardens, an amusement park experience with a tropical theme.
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alchemisoul · 2 years
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Blurry Gems from Memorable Shows in The Holy City Circa the Blackberry Era
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Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes
North Charleston Peforming Arts Center
(September 29th, 2012)
Fantastic live show. My best friend's wife wanted to do this for her birthday and I was happy to have my friends from home in town together for what I anticipated would be a good show, but a good night regardless. It was so much better than just good, they were fucking fantastic and I feel fortunate to have seen them on one of, if not the last tour, before Jade was outed from the group.
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Phish
North Charleston Auditorium
(October 15th & 16th, 2010)
I never fully got them until I got them, until I saw them, two nights in a row, for the first time while surrounded by dozens of my friends.
The band's return to Charleston marked the end of a near 15 year ban placed against them following incidents occurring the last time that were in the area, and after seeing them two dozen or so timew since, they remain among if not my favorite shows.
It was all killer, no filler. And because they have high definition recordings of every show, that you can redeem for free with your ticket, I can relive those nights forever.
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STS9
The Music Farm, Dowtown Charleston
(03/20/13)
I saw them for the first time in 2006, it was the first time I ever rolled on E, on the night I was officially done with my active duty enlistment in the Marine Corps - which happened to be my homegirl's birthday. We had a strllar crew en tow and I had never heard electronicesque music played in an instrumental, improvisational way with a full legit band.
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As an avid fan of music, and very capable musician, I kept up with music as much as I could while I was gone - but what they did and do was beyond my capacity to absorb initially, what I was hearing for the first time - I was floored by how floored I was, that such a genre of music even existed. It was technical, melodic, and cerebral. It was beautiful.
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Aside from The Disco Buscuits, and before Pretty Lights converted to flaunting a full live band for shows, this was very much ahead of its time to hear that sort of music played by an ensemble in such a way.
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I rolled my balls off, and after a lot of time spent in dangerous places in various deserts, it was unbelievably therapeutic to end my enlistment with my people on my own terms in that way.
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This show was my second or third time seeing them, and went to see them up Asheville that same week as well - it was one of the last tours before David Murphy (bassist, founding member, and leader in my ways) departed. At the time it seemed uncertain what their future would hold, but goddamn if Alana Rocklin isn't every bit the master that Murphy was on bass and they never lost a step.
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They're never not, always killer. To be a a couple minutes walk away from a show like this was one of the many endearing perks of living downtown in an amazing city like Charleston. I loved every second of the seven years I lived there. It's a little too much for me now, too boozy, and expensive- but godamn I loved it when I lived there. The City was lit af whenever Sound Tribe Sector Nine were in town.
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Exploring Charleston's Food Scene: A Culinary Adventure in the South Shop Local Charleston, SC Businesses [ad_1] When it comes to Southern cuisine, Charleston, South Carolina is a veritable treasure trove of delicious dishes and culinary delights. With its rich history, vibrant culture, and stunning waterfront views, it's no wonder that this charming city has become a must-visit destination for food lovers from around the world. The Lowcountry Cuisine Charleston's food scene is best known for its Lowcountry cuisine, a unique blend of African, European, and Caribbean influences that has shaped the region's culinary traditions for centuries. From creamy shrimp and grits to tangy she-crab soup, the dishes you'll find in Charleston are like nowhere else in the world. Must-Try Restaurants For a true taste of Charleston, be sure to visit Husk, a popular restaurant that sources all of its ingredients from local farmers and fishermen. Their ever-changing menu features dishes like fried chicken skins and pork belly with peach glaze that are sure to delight your taste buds. If you're in the mood for some mouth-watering barbecue, head over to Lewis Barbecue, where you can sample their famous brisket, ribs, and sausage, all smoked to perfection using traditional Southern techniques. Food Tours One of the best ways to experience Charleston's culinary scene is by taking a food tour. Whether you prefer a guided walking tour of the city's historic district or a seafood tasting cruise along the Charleston Harbor, there are plenty of options to choose from that will give you a taste of the city's best dishes and drinks. Culinary Festivals If you happen to be in Charleston during one of the city's many culinary festivals, be sure to check it out. From the Charleston Wine + Food Festival to the Lowcountry Oyster Festival, these events are a great way to experience the vibrant food culture of the city and sample dishes from some of its top restaurants. Conclusion Exploring Charleston's food scene is truly a culinary adventure like no other. From its unique blend of flavors to its stunning waterfront views, this charming city has something to offer every food lover. So whether you're a barbecue enthusiast, a seafood aficionado, or just a fan of good old-fashioned Southern cooking, Charleston is the place to be for a taste of the South. [ad_2] EXPLORE MORE: Places to eat in Charleston SC FIND: Things to do in Charleston SC CHARLESTON BUSINESS OWNERS: Get a Free Business Profile FIND BUSINESSES: Charleston Business Directory BE SEEN: Advertise Your Business Here #PLACES_TO_EAT
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Exploring Charleston's Food Scene: A Culinary Adventure in the South Shop Local Charleston, SC Businesses [ad_1] When it comes to Southern cuisine, Charleston, South Carolina is a veritable treasure trove of delicious dishes and culinary delights. With its rich history, vibrant culture, and stunning waterfront views, it's no wonder that this charming city has become a must-visit destination for food lovers from around the world. The Lowcountry Cuisine Charleston's food scene is best known for its Lowcountry cuisine, a unique blend of African, European, and Caribbean influences that has shaped the region's culinary traditions for centuries. From creamy shrimp and grits to tangy she-crab soup, the dishes you'll find in Charleston are like nowhere else in the world. Must-Try Restaurants For a true taste of Charleston, be sure to visit Husk, a popular restaurant that sources all of its ingredients from local farmers and fishermen. Their ever-changing menu features dishes like fried chicken skins and pork belly with peach glaze that are sure to delight your taste buds. If you're in the mood for some mouth-watering barbecue, head over to Lewis Barbecue, where you can sample their famous brisket, ribs, and sausage, all smoked to perfection using traditional Southern techniques. Food Tours One of the best ways to experience Charleston's culinary scene is by taking a food tour. Whether you prefer a guided walking tour of the city's historic district or a seafood tasting cruise along the Charleston Harbor, there are plenty of options to choose from that will give you a taste of the city's best dishes and drinks. Culinary Festivals If you happen to be in Charleston during one of the city's many culinary festivals, be sure to check it out. From the Charleston Wine + Food Festival to the Lowcountry Oyster Festival, these events are a great way to experience the vibrant food culture of the city and sample dishes from some of its top restaurants. Conclusion Exploring Charleston's food scene is truly a culinary adventure like no other. From its unique blend of flavors to its stunning waterfront views, this charming city has something to offer every food lover. So whether you're a barbecue enthusiast, a seafood aficionado, or just a fan of good old-fashioned Southern cooking, Charleston is the place to be for a taste of the South. [ad_2] EXPLORE MORE: Places to eat in Charleston SC FIND: Things to do in Charleston SC CHARLESTON BUSINESS OWNERS: Get a Free Business Profile FIND BUSINESSES: Charleston Business Directory BE SEEN: Advertise Your Business Here #PLACES_TO_EAT
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Getting to Marigold
Chapter Five
Tangerine, Charcoal, Heather
“That’s an odd way of saying it,” remarked Don, ripping his eyes away from the puzzle on his tablet to stare quizzically at his wife.
But Jeanie was determined not to let anything Don or Bernie had to say sidetrack her on this Sunday afternoon.
Just let them try!
She’d awoken last Monday morning with a clear sense of purpose and—without arousing the slightest suspicion in her family—had spent the entire week getting her ducks in a row. 
She’d started in her craft room—as Sylvie would have definitely recommended—with an eleven-page, hyper-specific, ‘free-fall-ideas’ inventory of tasks.  Which she’d only set briefly aside that evening—so she could prep and eat dinner with her family—before returning to categorize the resulting list into a variety of subdivisions.
As her mother would say, ‘If you fail to plan, you plan to fail!’
Subsequently, on Tuesday she’d driven to her favourite craft supply store and bought a large cork panel.  Which she then covered with tangerine-and-white-checked gingham fabric to make an inspiration board. 
She’d divided the board into six uneven sections—Budget, Invitations and RSVPs, Accommodations, Activities and Events, Transportation, and Food.  And neatly applied a label for each section with a select colour of ink—charcoal, magenta, seafoam, heather, silver, or gold. 
Then, she’d sorted through her files of magazine clippings to retrieve articles which referenced anything about the planning and achievement of a big family reunion and pinned them to the appropriate section. 
Satisfied that each section was overflowing with creative suggestions, on Wednesday she’d curated the articles into empty scrapbooks with similarly colour-coded labels.  And then, for the remaining days of the week, she’d meditated over the scrapbooks and sought out further inspiration through extensive forays into her laptop computer. 
By Googling with abandon, she’d been pleased to discover that there were infinite tourist-y resources in the sightseeing hub that Ottawa had become. 
There’d been a whole slue of museums, galleries and historical sites.  There’d been boat excursions, bus trips and walking tours.  There’d been public gardens, picnic parks and hiking trails.  And the list had gone on and on…
She’d made orderly notes of the most appealing activities—those that had seemed to fit in best with her unplugged Roaring Twenties theme, that is—and had painstakingly interfiled them with the clippings in her scrapbooks.
Then, she’d weeded out the experiences that had been obviously too pricey—like chartering bi-plane rides over the city for every Reunion invitee.  And others that had been too complicated or demanding—like building wooden cars and running a soap-box derby down Sunnyside Avenue. 
Some ideas had been too kid-centric—like bead-stringing, toy-painting and hat-decorating.  And some had been too adult—like a day at the racetrack or night at the Gatineau casino. 
Some had been too date-specific—like pre-purchasing passes to the annual Jazz Festival in late June.  And some had been too culturally-specific—like arranging for a family religious service at a local church.
But, maybe, Jeanie had mused, there could be a croquet tourney.  And a dress-up family photo booth.  And a film night at the local cinema.  And a wonderful vintage market ramble with a knowledgeable picker as guide.  And, of course, a really big surprise event at the Sunday picnic finale which would end the week with an incredible bang!
And who knew what other brainwaves Don and Bernie might want to throw into the ring? 
Maybe her husband had worked with a woman who’d taken ballroom dancing and could advise on them on where to find a studio that could hold a Charleston class for a crowd? 
Or, maybe, her daughter had an on-line acquaintance who could fix them up with a vintage clothing store to rent out the costumes at a discount for the family photo booth?
Who knew?
It had all been extremely exciting!  And—having called a family meeting at the kitchen island for this Sunday afternoon—she’d brought down her scrapbooks full of articles to illustrate her vision for the week. 
Armed with the optimistic belief that she’d surely be the recipient of her husband’s and her daughter’s undivided support, she’d prepared herself to be modest in response to their praise for her undoubtably excellent plans. 
In her dreamiest moments, in fact, she’d imagined Bernie saying, “Mom!  That’s genius!” and Don chiming in, “Jeanie, you always come up with the most amazing schemes!”
“Oh—I’m not that great…” she’d envisaged herself murmuring. 
But in her heart, Jeanie would know that she was really quite a whiz—!
With all of this in mind, Jeanie now repeated herself for emphasis. “The theme of next summer’s Olde Fashioned Dinmont-Todd Family Reunion is going to be ‘The Roaring Twenties.’  On the front of our invitations, it’ll say, ‘Do you remember The Twenties?’ and then inside we’ll answer, ‘We do!’  And then there’ll be a preliminary Schedule of Activities for the—”
“But we don’t,” Don protested, frowning.
Bernie nodded, bored.  “I wasn’t even born until 1989.”
Trying to remain upbeat, Jeanie pushed aside her awakening frustration.  “Well, of course not, guys.  It’s just a hook to get people interested in our Olde-Fashioned Reunion idea.  A way to get them to want to participate—”
“And you don’t you think that a summer family reunion is kind of its own theme?” interrupted Don.  “You know, seeing the folks you haven’t seen for years?  Reconnecting with the ones who’ve fallen off the Christmas card list—?"
“But we’ve got to find a way to attract as many relatives as possible!” countered Jeanie. “And I just thought that we’d get the most people to come if there was a really snappy theme.”
“But—'The Roaring Twenties?’  What’s that got to do with the price of tea in China?”  Don still looked pretty blank.
“Well—if you’d listen to what I’ve got to say, you’d might have some idea.”  Jeanie tapped the thinnest scrapbook—distinguished by a charcoal ‘Budget’ label—which lay on the top of her pile.  “Now, using our Travel and Holiday savings account as a resource, I’ve run up a financial plan for—”  
“I hate to say it—but Mom might be right,” Bernie interrupted in turn.  “Perhaps we should hear her out before we dump all over the concept.”
“Why should today be any different?” objected Don, but he was powering off his laptop.  “Besides, I like the reunion idea.  Maybe not for an entire week…”
“I like it too,” agreed Bernie, quite readily, to Jeanie’s delight.  But her daughter’s following explanation proved true to form.  “I was worried that, when Mom called this meeting, she was about to announce another round of house renovations.”
“Oh, boy, no kidding!” nodded Don.  “After the bathrooms and the kitchen and the back yard, I think we’ve really had it up to here with all that noise and chaos.”
“And remember when we had to move into that rickety summer cottage for six weeks so they could build on our family room?” pouted Bernie.
  “Yeah,” snorted Don.  “This idea’s a lot less scary.  And your mom is correct in saying that we’ve spent an awful lot of time flying out to the West Coast to see our relatives and that, for once, they ought to be the ones who make the trek.  Heck, I don’t even mind having a ‘themed’ reunion.  But why that particular theme, dear?”
“Well, if you’ll both shut up for a moment, I’ll explain!” snapped Jeanie, all her good intentions to keep a cheery demeanor abandoned.  “Now—are you two listening?”
Unabashed, Don and Bernie made ‘um-hm’ noises to indicate that they were.
“Okay.”  She took a deep breath and plunged ahead.  “You know how I went to that play in the park several weeks back?”
“The one that Lindy Styre wrote?  Geez, Mom,” scoffed Bernie. “You go to one play in your whole life and—”
“Well, the stage designer set it in the Roaring Twenties,” continued Jeanie, undeterred. “And I thought—since they have the costumes and all that already, and it’s about a family, and it’s pretty funny—why not hire Lindy to cut it down quite a bit—so it’s more of a long skit, really—and then we’d get them to perform it at our Sunday picnic as the highlight of our reunion?  And then, I thought, leading up to it, we could have Roaring Twenties themed activities like—”
But, before Jeanie could present her best suggestions, both Don and Bernie leapt in again.
“Yeah, let’s highlight our reunion with a play about a dysfunctional family where the daughter hates the dad,” chuckled Don, aware of the play’s plot from Jeanie’s brief review.  And, “Do you really think Lindy would want to cut a two act play down to a skit?” demanded Bernie, rolling her eyes.
“Yes, but Lindy could leave out all the bad parts and just leave in the jokes,” Jeanie stoutly maintained.  “And everybody knows that actors are always looking for chances to show off.  Besides which—I’ve got a great way to bribe Lindy to do it!”
“This I have to hear…” murmured Don.
Bernie just gave her absurd mother a hard stare.
“I’m going to offer to pay her—cue the trumpets, please!” Jeanie announced, pausing dramatically to add an air of expectation, “—with my professional services as an interior designer!”
“Mom.”  Her daughter used the name like a sledgehammer, while scepticism oozed from her husband.  “Really?” Don objected, wrinkling his nose.
“Yes, really!” returned Jeanie, with supreme confidence.  “You should see that woman’s place.  Her bathroom hasn’t seen a contractor since nineteen-seventy-two.  Her kitchen looks like something out of The Addams Family.  And she admitted to me that most of her furnishings date from before the nineteen-sixties.  She’ll jump at the chance to get my advice for free!”
“Maybe she likes her house the way it is, Mom.”
“Oh, don’t be silly, Bernie.  Nobody wants to live like that.”
“Okay,” sighed Don.  “Perhaps we should discuss the details of this later.  Like after some of our relatives say that they’re actually willing to hop on a plane—”
“But, Don, if we’ve got a really wonderful theme to entice them here—"
“Jeanie.”  Don put up his hand to stop his wife.  “Let’s just test the waters before we dive in all the way.  Now—Bernie, can you run up an invite on your computer?  And we’ll send—”
“NO!”
Both her husband and her daughter turned startled faces Jeanie’s way.
“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!” she cried.  “I don’t want any of this to have anything to do with phones or computers!  That’s why I want a Roaring Twenties theme!  I don’t want e-mailing or Skyping or Zooming or anything else that’s not from ninety years ago!  Do you hear what I’m trying to say?”
“No, dear,” dead-panned Don.  “Could you speak a little louder?”
Bernie snickered at her dad’s joke and looked around for her phone.
Unexpectedly, Jeanie nabbed the device before her daughter could reach it and held the phone hostage while she continued her rant. 
“I’m telling you, guys!  I want real handwritten snail-mail invitations on real stationery with real reply cards and real pre-stamped envelopes enclosed!” she exclaimed, and then listed off a few of her favourite activities on her fingers.  “I want real outings like picnics or Charleston lessons or croquet.  And real visits to craft fairs or museums or art galleries.  And I thought that having a real live show presented just for our family would be the perfect finale to a week of nothing but real face-time!” 
Jeanie noted that, by their perplexed expressions, Don and Bernie seemed to be at least listening—if not seriously considering her plans—and continued more calmly.
“An Olde Fashioned Roaring Twenties Family Reunion, guys—that’s what we should have.  With old-fashioned conversation and fun.  Otherwise,” she concluded, “if everyone’s just going to bury themselves in their phones and tablets and computers like everybody normally does these days—I’m not interested in putting in the effort to get a full week of family reunion off the ground.” 
Bernie looked to her dad to see if he was buying any of this and exchanged a mutual shrug before turning back to her mom. 
“People still use snail-mail letters for stuff like weddings, I guess,” she conceded.  “But you’re not going to be able to ask everyone to drop their phones and tablets in a box at beginning of the week and never touch them ’til the end, you know, Mom.  People just won’t stand for it.”
“That’s for sure,” Don nodded his hearty assent.
“No, but we can keep them so busy with interesting activities that they won’t mind being off of them for most of the time!” declared Jeanie, and then switched to a wheedling tone. “C’mon, Bernie.  C’mon, Don.  Let’s at least try to make this all about face-time.  Think of the wonderful, real memories everyone will have…”
“Oh, all right,” granted Don. “If you think you can pull it off, dear.  I still don’t know about that Roaring Twenties theme, though.  But I guess I’m with you on the unplugged reunion thing.”  He considered for a moment, then added, with a frown, “Unless my sister, Sharon, shows up, that is.  Then being able to concentrate on my tablet will simply be self-preservation.  How about you, Bernie?”  He reached for his device.
“Sure, I’m in,” nodded Bernie.  “As long as Mom gives me my phone back right now—”
“Here you go, kidlet,” said Jeanie, handing it over with an indulgent smile.  “And thanks, you guys, for the vote of confidence!  I think the Olde Fashioned Roaring Twenties Dinmont-Todd Family Reunion is going to be a blast!  And you don’t have to worry—I’ll plan everything out.  See here…I’ve brought down some ideas from my clipping files…” 
She sorted through her scrapbooks for a moment and opened the fattest one with the heather label that indicated Activities and Events. 
“Now, here’s what I thought we should do about getting everyone fed and up to speed on the first night.  According to these articles, our local pub or our favourite pizza place would be glad to rent out their whole space to a single party if they get enough notice.  So, then I thought—”
But at this point, Jeanie realized that Bernie and Don were already long gone into their screens and she was only talking to herself.  But that’s okay, she decided.  I’ll take this first victory and run with it.  I’m the chief planner of this event, and I won’t need any more input from either of them for a long, long time.
Plus, I might as well face it now, thought Jeanie, bravely.  Sylvie won’t be around to lend me a helping hand.  But I can certainly remember the creative suggestions she would have made—about activity schedules and menu design and party décor—and plan them out as if she were still sitting there right beside me...
And, with this in mind, Jeanie left her oblivious family behind and carted her scrapbooks back upstairs to spend the rest of her Sunday afternoon resolutely envisioning and scheming and organizing at her craft room desk, alone. 
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#3 - Your Constitutional Right to Suck at Math (in Jesus Name Amen)
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Charleston Boulevard (for mystical reasons no one can now explain) is shown on maps as Highway 159. 
Before it is Highway 159, it is a wagon-rutted trail that runs straight through the Joshua-tree haunted nightmares of California-bound pioneers. 
Before the pioneers, it eavesdrops on the untarnished dreams of El Dorado-bound Conquistadores.
Before that, it is a wide path scoured free of vegetation by thousands of feet that follow it from the monsoon season abundance of the Pahranagat lowlands to the sheltered windy-season caves now known as Lost Creek Canyon. 
Nobody loses the creek. The creek gets lost. It generally finds its way back.
Pahranagat means place of many waters. 
In English, the word is springs or wetlands.
In Spanish, the word is las vegas.
Las Vegas only has two seasons: monsoon and windy. It is ringed by sere, nigh-impassable mountains and topped with a sky so habitually clear and blue that Las Vegans have no real word for rain. It never rains. During monsoon season, it weathers. 
As in, “I hear thunder. Are we having weather?”
The answer to that is usually, “No, that was just the Thunderbirds breaking mach.”
An alarming number of visitors take that same path (Remember the path? It's called Charleston Boulevard) from the neon-saturated valley floor up to Red Rock Canyon National Conservation Area. They are usually hungover, out of money, crazed and wild-eyed from the siren damnation jingly jangly come-hither clamor of a casino, her voice still hissing shrill and tinny in their ears as they stumble into hallucination-pink jeeps and ride them into the astringent clarity of La Madre. The Mother Mountain. 
La Mama, if she knows you well enough. 
And if they make it that far, they meet Jack. Jack is only a smidge smaller than the mountain.
Jack says, “These mountains were formed about sixty-five million years ago when the Pacific and North American tectonic plates collided, pushing the ancient sandstone seafloors up on this side.”
Point east.
“And the even older limestone layers up on that side.”
Point west.
“The Las Vegas Valley was once part of a vast, shallow inland sea. It wasn’t big. It wasn’t large. It was vast. I have no idea why, but this is a rule. You can check your brochures.”
Group chuckling ensues.
“Does anyone know where you can see the last remnant of that vast sea?”
“Salt Lake!” Respond the Maeas, who are a largish family of Polynesian descent. The Maeas have lingered in Lost Creek Canyon and are just catching up to the tour group, which has trudged the rocky bottom of the Wash around White Rock, where the terrain, quite suddenly, changes from prickly pear to scrubby pine. 
Jack hears pride in the cheerful response. Utah natives. Utahns love that question.
 “Right now, we are about five thousand feet above sea level. You may find seashells and ancient creatures embedded in the exposed rock as we walk. Driving out from the city, did anyone notice the hills that look like they’d been carved up with big knives? What do you think is going on there?
This response is always slower, and inevitably male. “Mining?” Asks College Cowboy XL.
“Right! These hills are made up of the raw material used to make gypsum board sheetrock for building.” Here, he stands with his feet well apart. His left foot is on a pale, truck-sized boulder that looks exactly like a petrified sand dune. His right foot is on the pine-needle duff of the scrubby conifer forest that grows on the limestone slopes. “My right foot is on an ancient coral reef. Billions of tiny sea creatures died and left their small bodies to build up these limestone mountains over millions of years.”
There is a disturbance in the Force. It is caused by a tan but puffy sort of white woman, mid-thirties, scowling and hushing her three mid-size boy children.  Other than that, she has no identifying marks of a stereotypical nature.
“You can’t know that,” she says. 
“Researchers have analyzed--,” Jack starts, but she plows right over him like the big pink jeep that deposited her at the trailhead.
“Do you honestly believe that? That these gigantic mountains could be made out of teeny tiny microscopic skeletons? How can you believe that? Like, billions of years.”
“Well, they weren’t micro…”
“God made the world in six days. At least that makes sense.” she states. “I did not bring my children on a nature walk to have you force your theories on them.”
“Theories” is given the same intonation that her midsize boys might give to “cooties”. 
Jack abandons the Colossus of Rhodes pose, makes himself smaller, and speaks in a quieter voice than the one he uses for tour guiding. “We respect your beliefs, Ma’am. Part of the nature hike is the geology of White Rock and Keystone Thrust, and an explanation of how this hidden forest got it’s distinctive…”
“God made it that way because he wanted to," she says.
"Forty thousand." Petra speaks, and for a moment, everyone looks around, wondering where the voice has come from. Then she speaks again, and they find her wedged among taller people, who ebb and flow around her until she parts them like a Red Sea of cargo shorts and polo shirts. “Forty thousand feet,” she says.
The woman turns to Petra, using only her upper body in order to demonstrate that the interruption does not merit the effort of moving her hips. The woman is purple in the face. Jack notes that she has not, apparently, brought the water bottles as recommended by the brochure, signage, interpretive center volunteers, cashier, orientation lecture and ticket stub. He fears that she’ll dehydrate herself and keel over from complications of indignation. 
He takes off his pack and rummages around for the half dozen extras he always brings for visitors who do not believe in deserts.
Petra is speaking again, low and calm and confident. “With an average size of three centimeters, over the course of the sixty million years of reef formation, they could achieve a height of around forty-thousand feet. Of course, taking compression into account, and from what we know about the depth limits of coral reef formation  studying the great barrier reef, it depends on…”
“But these mountains are, what?” College Cowboy Medium (Athletic Fit) says to Jack, “Eight, nine-thousand feet tall?”
Jack pulls out four store-bought liters of water and is handing the first to the biggest of the midsize boys when his mother whips her torso back around and barks, “Get away from him!”
Jack jumps back. The rest of the tour group shuffles about the nearby landscape, looking for physically comfortable places to sit and be emotionally uncomfortable. This involves poking sticks into all the boulder-shadows and blind spots. Because resting rattlesnakes are really chill about being poked with sticks and will understand that this means that you are no danger to them and they should refrain from defending themselves.
Jack holds up a water bottle. “Just noticed you’d finished all your water already,” he says.
Diplomatically.
Because the woman has dragged three children into the desert without water. Or hats. Or sunscreen, as near as Jack can tell.
“What are you?” She growls.
“Uhm,” he says, not clear on the parameters of her question.
“Where are you from?” 
The Maeas, arrayed on low rocks among the scrubby pines, peel oranges to pass around.
“Uhm,” he repeats. “Winnemucca?”
“You need to learn how we act in America!”
The Maeas, still peeling oranges, briefly derail the main stage entertainment with laughter. They aren’t peals of laughter. That would be too much. But they are unexpectedly melodious snorts of laughter. 
(The Family Maea is largish in both senses. There are nine of them. Many of them mass even more than Jack. So their laughter has resonance in the natural amphitheater at bottom of the Wash.)
College Cowboy XL contributes. “Winnemucca’s in Northern Nevada,” he tells the woman. “There’s a big Basque community up there, and over in Elko, right?” 
For some reason, this last question is directed at Petra.
The Midsize boys shrink back from where they have been hovering, obviously longing to take the cool water bottles Jack carefully sets out on the path for them, but unsure about accepting anything from a tall, aquiline, sun-darkened man who comes from something that sounds like Something-mecca, a big mosque community in The North.
“Oh,” says Mother Midsize, “Of course. An Islamic.”
“I’m not,” he begins, then stops, then starts again. “Technically, that would be Muslim for people and---”
“Do your employers know you go around witnessing for Muslim to paying customers? I should have the right to take my boys out for a family activity without having my beliefs assaulted, or have your kind of thinking shoved in my face. And this is government land. You are working for America now, mister, and it doesn’t put up with this bullcrap! There’s nothing I can do about what you get up to on your own time, but you are supposed to represent America, and I--,” brief pause to draw breath and untangle her catchphrases, “-- have the right to practice my religion.” 
The three final words are accompanied by three corresponding transfers of weight from right foot to left foot and back to right again in order to demonstrate that the practice of religion merits the effort of moving her hips.
Jack has been hauling dense objects up mountainsides for a long time. He casts about that experience for some kind of reasonable response.
You’re on your own, pal, experience says, backing away with its hands held up in surrender.
Having bullied the world into a shape she recognizes, Mother Midsize looks around at the rest of the tour group, clearly expectant of majority moral support.
Grandmother Maea disengages herself from the shaded sandstone slab to offer an armload of oranges to the Midsize boys. She smiles at their mom and says, “Bless your heart, Sister.” Then she walks back to the shade.
And because Mrs. Midsize gives ten dollars and a box of old clothes to the Guam mission offering once a year, and also because her worldview does not allow for any overlap of those weirdo Mormons and generous Polynesian matriarchs, the woman lets her sons take the oranges. Which are probably from Florida, anyway. 
But not, you know, Miami.
At that moment, a cottontail streaks across the stony bottom of the wash, right through the gathered humans, and disappears behind some creosote bushes. That would be enough to get a hubbub of distraction going, but just a moment later, it is followed by a coyote. The coyote is honey-blond. It materializes from a matching rock face on the sandstone side of the tectonic divide. To Jack, it seems to hang in midair for a few seconds, turn, wink, and land lightly on three legs at the end of a graceful arc in the dusty pinecone rubble where the rabbit has gone into the bushes.
The coyote is gone just as fast.
Now there is laughter and excitement and a lot of people checking to see if they’ve pressed the camera buttons on their phones fast enough. The boys occupy their mom by stuffing whole oranges into their mouths and rushing into the bushes after the coyote.
Jack smiles.
College Cowboy XL kind of shuffles backward and sideways to whisper over his shoulder at Jack. “Did that coyote seem to, I don’t know, Michael Jordan or something? In midair?” He asks.
“Yeah,” Jack answers. “They all do that. It’s a coyote thing.”
Then he focuses on Petra, who is the only other person left near him after the live-action Warner Brothers cartoon. She holds a plastic bag, the kind researchers use to collect fur, tissue and scat samples. This one holds orange peels that the Midsize boys have left on the ground. She hands it to Jack.
He shrugs his great shoulders. “Every day, I drag them up the hill and try to give them the wonder of Creation, but…” He leaves it hanging on purpose. There really isn’t anything intelligent to put after the “but”. 
Up close, he sees that she is older than he originally thought, not a teenager, but a grown woman. Jack is absolutely clear on that part. Grown. Woman. Maybe late twenties.
Petra takes a deep, calming breath in a neat bit of sympathetic magic that makes him lose the tension in his shoulders. She nods her understanding. He suddenly loses the ability to speak, think, or look her in the eye.
Well, looking her in the eye was always going to be a problem. Jack is approximately fifteen inches taller than she is.
Her eyes are celery green fading to amber brown with coppery flecks and a teal blue ring.
He turns back to the relative safety of a one-woman evangelical jihad and a bunch of snake-poking sightseers.
“Okay!” He addresses the crowd. “That was fun! It’s getting late, though. Does everyone still want to see the secret springs before I take you back to the pink jeep picnic?”
“Yeah!” Chorus the Midsize boys.
The Maeas, who are just drying off after having anointed themselves in the holy water that trickles from the upper walls of Lost Creek Canyon, agree.
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Do you want to go on a history walking tour? The area of Charleston south of Broad Street or the Charlestown neighbourhood is Charleston’s most prestigious neighbourhood. There you will discover 8 of the 10 largest historic homes in Charleston and many of Charlestons’ most important public buildings and museum homes, and the original walled city.
We can also help you explore White Point Gardens, the high battery, Rainbow Row, Catfish Row (the area featured in Porgy and Bess), and much, much more. Do you want to learn about the very beginnings of Charleston, its role in the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, and what it’s like to live in Charleston today? Feel free to connect with us to be a part of Tourism in Charleston, SC.
Historic Charleston Tours makes an ideal choice if you want to explore the Top-Rated Attractions in Charleston. All tours begin at 1 Meeting Street (corner of Meeting Street and South Battery). There is limited free parking on the South side of the South Batter. So, do not wait more, and connect with him right away. If you want to know more, you can call at 843–425–3076 or drop a mail [email protected].
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allincharlestons · 2 years
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All in Charleston can Organize a Variety of Events for you
If you want to leave the hustle-bustle of your everyday life behind you for some days, going on a vacation will help you do so. Visit Charleston because this place is fascinating and has so much that will impress you. Rainbow Row is one of its most amazing places of interest. It is an extremely colorful street that consists of thirteen historic homes. Every home is of a different color, which makes the city look fabulous and obviously colorful. These houses look amazing, and the street has acquired a lot of popularity because of the vivid colors. It is also a very photogenic place, so if you love to take photos, this place will not disappoint you. All in Charleston offers walking tours that help you explore this place.
Additionally,with a fleet of multiple boats, we provide charter services for inshore fishing, offshore fishing, barrier island beach days, and downtown harbor sightseeing. Let us know how we can help you host an amazing party. Feel free to share your requirements by giving us call at (843) 310-8754. We will ensure to make your party in Charleston an affair to remember. Connect withour team to reserve your tour. Here, you will find an event space that will enable you to host an event. Our event spaces are multifunctional and can accommodate up to 40 people. Personalized functions can be organized for luncheons, cocktail hours, catered events, and watch parties. With a prime location, our event spaces are ideal for any function in downtown Charleston. All in Charleston is here to help you. We can also help you explore historic Charleston with your own private tour guide. It is our top priority that by the end of the tour, you will be able to comprehend the ins outs of this very special city. All sizes are welcome and invited to join our Historic Charleston Tour and our Plantation Tour. Contact All In Charleston for bookings. If you have never visited this place, choose this destination to explore on your next vacation. When it comes to the best South Carolina tour agency, our name comes on the top.
When it comes to Waterfront venue in Charleston SC, do not wait more and connect with All in Charleston. Plan your events with us and you will be able to offer the best time to your guests. No matter the size of the party, let us know how we can get your group on the water. You can also drop a mail at [email protected] regarding your peculiar requirements.
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walledcitytours · 2 years
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Get the free estimates Charleston architecture Tour
Charleston Architecture Tour is a walking tour of Charleston's historic homes, churches, and public buildings. The tour includes the Old Exchange Building, the Old City
Call us now at (843) 343-4851 For more info visit:- https://walledcitytours.com/charleston-architecture-tours/
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