#Gibbs has learned not to slap Jason upside the head. potential flashback trigger.

[everythingloveandanimated]

I like to play with the cast of NCIS (Original show) and the Batfamily.

A short and sweet scene.

Team Gibbs, Jason, Steph and Tim or making plans to infiltrate a gala. Jason knows the target, the target will talk to him.

Steph: Are sure you’ll be able to pull this off? You remember Alfred’s etiquette training?

Jason: I am insulted that you think I’d forget!

(Steph strike an “elegant pose as she bends her hand, palm down in Jason’s direction)

Steph in an elegant voice: Well then in that case, do be a gentleman and escort a lady to the vending machines, I require sustenance.

Jason grimaces at her hand like he’d rather bite it or break it. A glint sparks in his eye, he fixes his collar, straightens his posture and walks over to…

Jason: Agent Bishop.

His speech is smooth, his posture relaxed, features softened.

Jason: I recall that you said the vending machines took your money and neglected to produce your favorite chips. This afternoon, I saw that the problem was amended. If you would permit me (pulls a few bills from his wallet) to spot you so you can acquire the chips of your choice.

Bishop: well that’s very thoughtful of you. However, I recall that the young lady asked for that same favor.

Jason: So she did, however I prefer to be asked for monetary loans, not demanded that they be given. Also a proper lady would not pilfer a man’s money for her own needs.

Bishop: I see. Well, seeing as my craving has not left, I will take you up on your offer.

Jason turns and offers Bishop his arm.

Jason: Will you allow me escort you?

Bishop looks impressed and amused.

Bishop: I will.

She places her hand in the crook of Jason’s elbow as they walk out of the room.

Team Gibbs, Steph and Tim watch impressed and a little disturbed(?).

Steph: Huh, I guess the Pit Madness didn’t erase everything.

Jason gives Steph the finger behind him or from the side of his leg.

#so the strikethrough was part of my original plan for the scene #Later Gibbs taps Jason upside the head and says a gentleman wouldn’t respond to a jab from a woman by flipping her the bird #Gibbs has learned not to slap Jason upside the head. potential flashback trigger. #ncis og #ncis imagine #Batfamily #jason todd #stephanie brown #tim drake #eleanor bishop #ncis/batfamily crossover