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sonnet-of-anarchy · 7 months

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Cheers for the tag @ginevralinton !! 💖

Tag someone you want to know better!

Favourite colour: BLOO 🩵

Last song: Comfortably numb - Pink Floyd 🎸

Last movie: Hot Fuzz!! 👮‍♂️

Currently watching: BBC Ghosts S5 (what I like to call the subtitle rewatch in case I missed any cool lines) 👻

Other stuff I watched this year: Yonderland, HH, Blackadder, Bottom, The Young Ones, Boosh, Bake-off (weirdly), OFMD, Good Omens, IN9, LoG, Tear Along the Dotted Line, DHMIS etc

Shows I dropped this year/didn’t finish: the wrong man’s (sorry Mat fans) 🤦‍♂️

Currently reading: The Sadeian Woman ( Angela Carter) 📖

Currently listening to: the BBC sounds ghosts podcast for S5! 📱

Currently working on: A chess hubbies spooky adventure ft sexy werewolf (also rather tedious uni research boo)

Current obsession: BBC Ghosts!! (gothic lit does have a bit of a chokehold at the moment too tho!)

Tagging @the-boosh-is-loose @catboyrightsdefender @someoneplsloverobbierotten @aquayoloo @baynton @spineless-lobster (and anyone else who fancies!)

#tagged #eee #tag game

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luckyxcharm · 2 years

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Halloween Jokes Match Up

1. How do vampires get around on Halloween? 🧛‍♀️ M - On Blood Vessels. 2. Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? 🐴 O - He was trying to get ahead in life. 3. Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm? 💀 Q - He didn’t have any guts! 4. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? 🧛‍♀️ P- All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts! 5. What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred? 👻 A - Spooktacles! 6. What can you catch from a vampire in winter? 🧛‍♀️ R - Frostbite! 7. What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires? 🧛‍♀️ L - Fangs-giving! 8. Why are graveyards so noisy? 🪦 W - Because of all the coffin! 9. Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom?💀 E - He had no body to go with! 10. Who did the scary ghost invite to his party? 👻 BB - Any old friend he could dig up! 11. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?🧟‍♀️ R - Rice Creepies! 12. What’s it like being kissed by a vampire? 🧛‍♀️ B - It’s a pain in the neck! 13. Where do ghosts go on holidays? 👻 U - The Boohamas! 14. What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? 💀 DD - A Sax-A-Bone! 15. What did one ghost say to the other? 👻 II - Get a life! 16. Where do fashionable ghosts shop? 👻 I - Bootiques! 17. How do you know vampires love baseball? 🧛‍♀️ HH - They turn into bats every night! 18. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? 👻 FF - I scream! 19. Where do zombies like to travel on vacation? 🧟‍♀️T - The Dead Sea! 20. What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? 🧙‍♀️ C - Broommates! 21. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? 💀 X - Because a dog was after his bones! 22. What do skeletons fly around in? 💀 N - A scareplane or skelecopter! 23. What did the fisherman say on Halloween? ⚓ G - Trick or Trout! 24. What do you call a fat pumpkin? 🎃 V - A Plumpkin 25. What did the bird say on Halloween? 🐦 Y - Twick or Tweet! 26. Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? 👻 H - Because you can see right though them! 27. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? 👻 F - Day-Scare! 28. How do ghosts search the Web? 👻 CC - They use Ghoul-gle! 29. Wanna know why skeletons are so calm?💀 GG - Because nothing gets under their skin! 30. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost in the car?👻 EE - Buckle your sheet belt! 31. How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? 🎃 D - You use a pumpkin patch! 32. Why didn't the zombie go to school?🧟‍♀️ J - He felt rotten! 33. Why did the skeleton cancel the gallery showing of his skull-ptures? 💀 AA - Because his heart wasn’t in it! 34. Why are there fences around cemeteries? 🪦 S - Because people are dying to get in! 35. Why do ghosts like to hang out at bars? 👻 K - Because of all the BOOS!

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