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euphoniousjester · 10 months
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the scronglys *squishes them*
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tastybluesprite · 5 months
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Fidgety
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Another Gokurakugai fic! I love Alma so much!! A major headcanon I have for him is that he has severe ADHD and cannot sit still for the life of him lol. It’s a bit shorter than usual, but even still I hope you like it! I wish the manga chapter releases were more frequent :(
Warnings: This is a tickle fic so if that’s not your thing just keep scrolling
Summery: Alma is getting restless and fidgety from the lack of work and action. Ms. Tao has to use a certain method to contain this ball of energy.
“Ms. Tao I’m hungry!!” Alma cried as Tao read the news paper, sipping her coffee.
“You just ate breakfast Alma. Save your appetite for lunch.” She told him blandly.
“Ahhhgh!! But Ms. Tao!” The red head whined. She sighed. Sometimes the kid acted like a five year old. Especially when it came to food. Though she supposed that made sense, given the fact that he is part maga.
His monster appetite was likely the non human side of him.
But Alma didn’t stop. Sitting down on the couch next where Ms. Tao sat, he started playing around with a pen from the coffee table. His body constantly shifting positions. His feet kicked around violently meanwhile.
She figured in times like these, it was best to ignore him. It wasn’t the first time he’d get more hyper and impulsive than usual.
That tended to happen quite a lot when they didn’t have any jobs for the time being. Alma would get so antsy.
“Ms. Tao…” Alma muttered again.
“What?” She asked, without shifting her look from the newspaper.
“I’m feelin’ so restless. I don’t know what to do!” Alma whined again, pouting as he threw the pen in frustration.
Tao finally sighed. At least he wasn’t complaining about hunger anymore.
“Well why don’t you find a book to read. Maybe go to the store and buy some manga.”
“Nah… I don’t wanna do that! I want to do something more fun. I want to move around!” Alma insisted, kicking his legs around as he spoke.
Ms. Tao sighed. She decided she should probably do something about this before his boredom turned into disaster.
Finally, her eyes off the newspaper, she put it down.
“I can show you a fun game, if you really want.”
“Ohhh really?!” Alma cried, his eyes sparkling.
“Yup. Just lie down like this…” she guided him with her hands so that his back was laying on her lap.
“Now what! Now what!” Alma cried, anticipation and excitement plastered on his face.
“Now…”
Alma was not prepared for her hands to start digging gently into his belly.
He squealed and immediately curled up in her lap.
“Wahahahait!! Dohohohohont!!!” Alma giggled as he tried squirming away from her hands.
“Don’t what?” Ms. Tao asked with deadpanned teasing.
Alma unfortunately did not see the trap. “TIhihiIHickle MEhehehehe!!!”
“Tickle you? Sure.”
Ms. Tao then squeezed at his ribs, while switching between there and his stomach, occasionally going for his hips.
“NAHahahaha waHAhAhAHAHAahahit!!! His squirming increased.
Her hands were going so fast, Alma couldn’t catch them as they went to work tickling him wherever Tao could reach.
“You’re so cute Alma…” She said softly with a small rare smile appearing on her face.
“IHihiHimMNAHaHAhT CUHUHUhuhuTe!!!” Alma cried in protest as he squirmed on her lap, flailing helplessly.
“Oh sure you are. I’ll prove it to you…” She then shoved her hands into his armpits and the younger boy threw his head back, cackling hysterically as his thrashing became more intense.
“NOHOHOHOHO NOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHERE!! MIHIHSS TAHAHAHAOHO!!!”
Alma shrieked, squeezing his arms to his sides as much as he could, all while kicking out his legs violently.
In truth, despite his strong reactions, Alma was actually in pure bliss right about now. His vision was blurred from joyful tears, his body finally felt woken up, and his brain was in a scrambled frenzy, which felt amazing for feeling so still and restless.
He could’ve gone like this forever if not for the fact that he was starting to lose his breath.
Tao noticed and decided to slow her fingers, spidering them gently on his belly. Alma finally caught his breath again, giddy giggles still spilling out of him as he squirmed lightly under Taos touch.
“Hehehee M-mihihss Tahahao…”
“Hm? What?” She asked, tilting her head slightly as her tiny smile came back.
“Th-thahahank yohohu..”
Tao didn’t say anything, but gave a squeeze to his stomach in response, making him squeak and recoil back.
Alma was a lot less fidgety after that.
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lillaxtrigger · 6 years
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The ghostly maid: The greasy bucket
At a gas station called "The Greasy bucket", Trevor, Pike, and Jeff walked inside. Trevor was in awe at the variety of snacks, drink and other commodities that were before him. The clerk at the counter was a middle-aged man with a plaid shirt and a black hat. "Wow. I've been near gas stations when in the limo. But I didn't know they were like little baby stores." Trevor said. "Um, yeah. Did you think that gas stations only sold gas?" Pike said. Jeff approached the counter and said to the clerk: "Hey, Uncle Ruckus?". "Heya Jeff. Who're your friends?" Ruckus said. "Oh, I told you about Pike right? Well, he has this other friend who, believe it or not, has never seen the inside of a gas station. Isn't that weird?" Jeff said. Ruckus looked at Trevor and saw he was eyeing the hot dog spiner. "Uh hu...(Sigh) Does he live under a rock or something?" "No, he lives in a...Hey, what's wrong?". "Aw nothing, it just that today is my daughters' wedding today. And I have no one to watch my store." Ruckus said. Jeff looked confused as Trevor gasped, approaching the counter. "You own this? You own this whole gas station?" he asked. "Yep.". "You must be the luckiest person in the world. Sir, what if I watch your store for you?". "Excuse me?" Pike said. "Say what?" Jeff said. "I don't know. This gas station is all I got, and I barely know you...You're hired." Ruckus said. "Woohoo!" Trevor exclaimed. "Now I need you to tell you a couple things before I head out. First you...". As Ruckus was trying to explain, Trevor thought: " Aw man. I always wondered what it would be like to run a gas station." "You didn't even know that gas stations had stores in them 10 minutes ago. How could you wonder what working in one might be?" Pike thought. "I can wonder what stuff is. Wait, are you reading my mind?". "Are you reading my mind?". "This is so cool. We're like mind linked or something. Quick, what number am I thinking of." "You're not thinking of a number. You're thinking how much longer is Jeff's uncle gonna talk.". "Exactly! Hold up, this might be a bad thing. How do we stop?" Trevor thought. "I...I don't know. What if we're stuck like this." Pike said. "Every single waking moment, reading one another's thought, unable to stop." Suddenly, Jeff nudged Trevor's arm and whispered: "Hey, pay attention.". Both of them looked back at Ruckas, who said: "...is the code to stabilize the slushie machine. Now I'm off. Don't burn the place down.", then walked out of the store. "What did he say?" Trevor asked. "(Sigh) He was just telling us how to run the store. Listen, just stay behind the counter and if there's a customer, tend to him. Alright?". "Yeah, no. I'm out." Pike said, then started to walk out. "Wait! Where are you going?" Jeff said. "To the arcade. I'm not wasting my Saturday stuck in a gas station.". "Pike, listen to me. You don't know what you'll be missing. When I look around this place, I don't see a cheap convenience store. I see a gas station, full of wonder and imagination. This is the place where dreams are fulfilled and wishes skyrocket. This is where the magic happens. So what do you say Pike? Will you join me and help me defend this oasis of eternal salvation!?". Trevor exclaimed. "...No." Pike said. Trevor's face dropped from awe-inspiring to utter disappointment. Before Pike could exit, Jeff stopped him and said: "Pike, wait! You know I don't ask you for a lot. But I really could use your help with running this place. This store is all my uncle has. If he loses it, he's gonna blame me and force my dad to take him in and live with my family.". "Well if that's the case, he shouldn't have left it in charge to a bunch of 14-year-old kids." Pike said. "Alright, if you help me keep this place from falling apart, I'll pay you back." Jeff said. "How?". "I...I don't know. I can help you with whatever you need, I guess?". "...Fine, I'll stay and help." Pike said. "Woohoo! So what do you do at a gas station?" Trevor said. "Well, you usually just wait for a customer to come along and let them pick something out. And when they want to buy it, you stand behind the counter and scan what they want to buy, take their money and put it in the register." Jeff said. "What do we do if there isn't a costumer around?" Pike said. "I don't know, whatever we want I guess...twist fight?" Trevor said. Trevor, Pike, and Jeff were sword fighting with sticks of twist in hand. While Pike and Jeff were in between Trevor with single sticks, Trevor was fending them off with a stick in each hand. "Neither of you can defeat me. I am the duel wielding licorice sword master, Liquorice man! Mwah ha ha ha ha!" Trevor said in a campy tone. "You will never succeed, Liquorice man. So say I, with my red vine of justice! What say you, my noble sidekick?" Pike shouted in a campy voice. "Why am I the sidekick? This is my uncle's store. Shouldn't I be the hero?" Jeff said. "Hmm, perhaps "noble" was not the right word to describe my young ward. Maybe "whiney" is the correct pronunciation.". "Very funny. (blocks twist) I'm only doing this (blocks twist) because we don't have any customers." Jeff said. An elderly woman came in and asked: "Excuse me. Do you have a bathroom here?". "Back there." Pike said. "Thank you". The woman walked into the bathroom. The three then continued to fight. Pike found an opening and stabbed Trevor in the chest. Trevor dropped his twists, clenched his heart and said : "Oh...Oh no...You've killed me! No! Noooo!", as he slowly fell to the ground. Both Jeff and Pike looked at their defeated foe, with simply saying "Good.". Trevor sat up and both he and Jeff looked at Pike with a blank expression. All three then burst out laughing. As Trevor was behind the counter, he noticed one of the fridges lights went out. The boy approached the fridge and opened it. Trevor noticed that no cold air was coming out. "Hey, Jeff. The fridge stopped working. How do you fix a fridge?" Trevor said. Jeff went up and said "You should have paid attention to what my uncle said. He told us that the fridge sometimes gives out. When that happens, just kick the bottom of it and it'll start again.", then kicked the fridge. Trevor stuck his hand in the fridge and said: "It's still not working.". Pike approached and said: "Maybe kicking isn't what that fridge needs.". "Or maybe you kick hard enough. Let me try." Trevor said. The boy backed up past the wet floor sign and all the way to the other end of the store. He started to briskly run towards the fridge. Trevor slipped on a puddle of water and slid his head into the bottom. "Ow!". The fridge light came back on and Jeff said: "Hey it's working again.". Trevor groaned in pain. "You alright?" Pike asked. Trevor got up and said: "I-I think so.". "Your uncle needs to get that fridge fixed." Pike said. "He doesn't have enough money. This gas station isn't exactly popular and he's barely making money to live off of.". "You mean he can't even scrounge up enough money to fix a stupid fridge?" Trevor said. "Nope, he's only getting enough money to restock the store, run the electric, and feed himself.". "That's sad. Your uncle is a sad man, Jeff.". A car pulled up to the pump. A man got out and came inside saying: "Can you turn on the pump. I need some gas.". "Sure thing. We'll even pump it for you. Hey, Trevor!" Jeff said. Trevor approached and said, "Yeah, Jeff?". "I need you to pump this guys gas for him. Just take the pump and put the gas in the little hole in the car.". "Sure thing." he said, then Trevor ran outside. Trevor held the pump in his hand, looking all around the car. "How...Where do you put it in?" he said. The boy found the exhaust hole and said: "Oh, here's a hole.". Trevor came back in and said "Car's full of gas, sir.". "Thank you. Hey, aren't you kids a little young to be running a gas station." the man asked. "Meh, I don't think so. Just watching this place for my uncle anyway." Jeff said. The man walked out and drove off. "Man, this is easy. People get paid to do this?" Trevor said. "Only about for 4 bucks an hour, if you call that getting paid.". A small booming sound could be heard from afar. "Did you hear that?". "Probably just the rats in the vents." Jeff said. "Ech, this place is a hovel.". Pike was at the counter, holding up a wrapped up sponge cake, making it walk around. "Do dodo dodo. What a hard day at work. I can't wait to come home to my loving wife, who I can cuddle with.". Pike made the sponge cake walk from behind the register, saying: "Honey, I'm home. (Gasp)" In front of the sponge cake, were a pack of gum and cigarettes. The cigarettes were on top of the pack of gum. "Danny, how could you do this to me, and with my wife?" Pike made the sponge cake say. "Wait, John! I can explain." Pike made the cigarettes say. The sponge cake charged at the cigarettes and lifted him up. Spongecake threw Cigarettes off the counter. "Noooooooo!" Cigarettes shouted. It landed on the floor with a soft thud. Spongecake turned to Pack of gum, who said a weary tone: "What- What are you going to do to me?" as it backed up. "I'm going to make sure you never do something like this again.". Spongecake was hitting Pack of gum repeatedly, saying: "Why do you do this to me?" "Pike." someone said. Pack of gum was screaming in horror, say: "No, please stop!". "Pike." someone said. "Do think I like hitting you?" Spongecake said. "Pike!" someone shouted. The boy snapped out of the scene and saw Trevor in front of the counter. "What are you doing?" he said. Pike looked at the spongecake and pack of gum, lowering them and said: "Playing domestic disturbance?". "Well stop it. You're freaking me out." Trevor said as he walked off. When Trevor was out of earshot, Pike lifted up the sponge cake and pack of gum. A shady man walked inside and came up to the coffee machine. He saw that Trevor was behind the counter. The man purposely spilled his drink and stepped in it. He fell over and shouted "Ahhhgh. Ow. My leg." Trevor ran up to the man and said: "Hey, are you okay?" "I think my leg is broken. The only thing that can make it better is legal compensation." he said. "I don't what that is, but I think I can make it better." Trevor said, the boy started to pound on the man's chest. "What are you- Ooff- doing?". "I'm trying to make your heart pump." Trevor said. "My leg is hurt! Not my heart!". Trevor stopped pounding and said: "Maybe I just have to do CPR?" The boy forcibly opened his mouth and blew over and over again. The man coughed and shouted: "What is wrong with you!?". "That didn't work either. Oh, I know. Jeff!." Trevor said. Jeff came from behind the counter and said: "Yeah?". "We need to amputate this man leg if he wants to live.". "On it.". Jeff got a chainsaw out and revved the engine up, making the saw roar. The man ran out of the gas station, screaming in a panic. Trevor and Jeff ran after him with the chainsaw in hand. Both boys stopped when the man ran past the parking lot. "Sir, you should be running towards a hospital!" Trevor shouted. Jeff stopped the chainsaw's blade, stopping the revving. Trevor looked at Jeff and said, "Where did you get the chainsaw?". "It was under the counter, next to the shotgun.". The three boys were standing around looking rather bored. "You still think that working at a gas station is magical, Trevor?" Pike said. "I may have overhyped the concept, just a bit.". Jeff sighed and said, "Imma use the bathroom.". The boy went into the bathroom and was greeted by the lady who was still inside. She screamed and started to whack Jeff over the head with her purse. The beating leads them out of the bathroom. As Trevor ducked behind the counter, Pike approached and said: "Lady, you have been in there for 3 hours straight. What could you be doing in there?". The lady smacked Pike in the head and knocked him on the floor The lady retreated back to the bathroom. Jeff rose up and said "I think I need something wipe away the horrible site that I have just witnessed.". Trevor got up and said "What about that?", pointing to a slushie machine on the table with three levers, next to the coffee machine. "Perfect. Maybe a well-timed and painful brain freeze can clear away the disturbing images in my head.". The boy grabbed a cup and tried to get a drink, but nothing would come out. Pulling a lever that would normal dispense slushy, didn't seem to work. Even after multiple tries. "That's weird. It looks full." Jeff said. "Maybe it's jammed. Stand back." Pike said. The boy took a toothpick and shuffled it in the nozzle. "Try now." Jeff tried pulling the lever again. But still, not a drop came out. Trevor went up and said, "Maybe it's just unplugged.". He looked at the machine and saw that it not only didn't have a plug, it had no cord. "This thing doesn't even have a cord to plug in with.". "Do you see anything?" Pike said. Trevor kept looking and said "I...I see a sort of screwed on panel. Maybe we just have to replace the batteries.". The boys turned the machine to where it's back is facing the front. "Anybody got a screwdriver?" Jeff said. Pike pulled out a screwdriver from his pocket and said "Here ya go. Found one behind the counter.". He unscrewed the back panel and from behind it, laid a glowing circle. While Trevor and Pike looked confused, Jeff looked like he was about to freak out. "What is that thing?" Pike said. "It looks like a glowing donut." Trevor said. "Th-Th-That-that's a fusion device!" Jeff said. "Hold up. You mean the one that you find in power plant? Why is it the size of a bagel?" Pike said. "Yes. But, what's it doing in a slushie machine? Why does Uncle Ruckus have this?". Suddenly, the light on top of the machine started to blink, followed by the machine violently shaking. "That's not good. Is it?" Trevor said. "I think the fusion device is going critical. If it melts, it'll wipe out half the town." Jeff said. "How do we stop it?" Pike said. "I don- I don't know. I don't know the first thing about nuclear physics.". Pike looked at Trevor, who was on his phone. "What are you doing!?" he said. "Trying to look up how to stop a nuclear meltdown...Yes, I found a video...No, it's 30 minutes long.". "We don't have that kind of time. It's gonna go supernova in less than one.". All three were starting to panic. Mindlessly running around. Trevor stopped and said "Wait a minute. Your uncle said that there was a code we could enter to stabilize it.". Jeff snapped out of his panic and said "That's right! It was 3122. Quick, look for a keypad or something on the machine.". All three frantically searched the slushie machine for a keypad, but they found nothing of the sorts. "I don't understand. If there's no keypad, why have a code?" Pike said. Trevor looked all over the machine, then had an idea. "Quick, turn it back." Trevor shouted. They turned the machine back to where it was facing the right way. "I still don't see the pad." Jeff said. Trevor approached the machine and pulled the lever from the right once. Then pulled the lever from the left once. And then the lever in the middle twice. The machine began to calm down, the light atop it stopped blinking. Steam came out of the machine. All three boys cheered and danced like they never did before, then fell to the floor in relief. "Oh man. I thought we were gonna die for a second. How did you know to pull the levers for the code?" Pike said. "Well, I thought it would be a little strange to use a keypad for a password that only uses three of the first number. Then it hit me. Maybe it wasn't a code, but a sequence. So I thought about doing it with the lever. That part, I admit, I winged it on.". Ruckus came in and said, "What have you done!?". "Oh hi, Jeff's uncle. How was your daughter wedding?" Trevor said. "I remembered that I don't have a daughter. So I took a nap. But what did you do!?". "We just saved half the down using the code you told us. No need to thank us." Pike said as Ruckus approached. "Not that. I'm talking about the fusion device. You took the lead casing off. I gotta get it out of here before the feds get here." Ruckus said as he tried to pick up the slushie machine. "Too late." someone said. Two suited men walked into the store with guns and said. "Mr. Ruckus, you're under arrest.". The two men grabbed Ruckus and the machine and walked outside, where a jail truck awaited outside. The three boys ran to them and Jeff asked, "What's going on? Why are you taking my uncle away?". "Your uncle has committed several serious crimes, including theft of nuclear equipment and improper toxic waste dumping.". "How long is he gonna be in jail?" Pike said. "Best guess, for life. Come on Jim, let's go". one of the agents said. "Wait, should we scan these kids in case they might be radiated." the other agent said. The one agent pulled out a scanner stick. He waved the scanner around them and the beeped a couple times. "They're fine." he said. They shoved Ruckus in the back of the truck, took the slushie machine and drove off. "I thought that I didn't have any cousins." Jeff said. "You know what, I think this is for the best. From the way you described it, it sounds like your uncle life was going downhill anyway." Pike said. "So, what gonna happen to the Greasy Bucket now?" Trevor asked. "I don't know. With Uncle Ruckus going to prison, I guess it'll just get torn down.". Just then, someone in a suit came up to the boys and said: "Hello boys. I am a representative from Beatrice gas company inc. Have you seen the owner of this establishment anywhere?". "Just missed him. He got carted off the jail." Pike said. "Oh, then do you know who might have received his property rights?". "Well, I am his nephew, so I guess they go to me then.". "Excellent. Then as the newfound owner, I would like you to relinquish the property for a set price.". "How much are we talking about?" Trevor said. The woman in the suit got out a checkbook and written something down on it. "Is this enough?" the woman asked as she handed Jeff the check. Jeff looked at the check and said: "50,000 dollars! You got a deal!". The businesswoman pulled out a contract along with a pen and said "Excellent. Just sign here.". Jeff signed the contract. The woman took the contract and said: "Pleasure doing business with you.", then walked away. "How awesome is this!? 50,000 dollars!" Jeff exclaimed. "Isn't your uncle gonna be angry when he gets out of jail and finds his gas station's been sold." Trevor said. "I don't think he's ever getting out. Stealing federal property is a pretty serious offense. This place was going down under anyway. Come on guys, let's hit the town!" Jeff said. They were about to walk off, but a man in a business swiped the check out of the boy's hand and said "Not so fast.". "Hey! Why are you taking my money?". "I'm afraid to tell you that my client is suing you for the ineptitude of your employees. Someone filled the exhaust with gasoline, causing my client's car to explode and wind up in the hospital.". Jeff looked at Trevor, who was sweating. "How much do we owe?" Pike said. "I believe this may be enough to cover my client's medical bills. Good day." the man said, then walked off with the check. "Trevor. What the heck, man." Jeff shouted. "Um..whoops.". "How could you mistake the exhaust with gas?" Pike said. "It's a common mistake. I'm sure anybody could have made it." Trevor said. "Many people know that the gas tank usually isn't in the back of the car, but on the side." Jeff said. "Gimme a break. I've never seen anyone pump gas before. I've never paid attention when my limo driver stops for gas.". Jeff sighed and sat on the curb, looking depressed. Trevor and Pike sat next to him and Trevor said: "Hey don't feel too bad. Money comes and goes.". "Yeah, Jeff. You're lucky that's all that lawyer took." Pike said. "That was 50,000 dollars. What more could he have taken?" Jeff asked. "Oh, I don't know. The place you lived, your possessions, the clothes off your back, your family and financial stability...You know what, I-I think I might just go home. See you guys later." Pike said. He then walked off, looking rather depressed. "What was that about?" Trevor said. Jeff just simply shrugged.
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