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#I NEED someone to shake while I rant to them about Death Note pls pls pls
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I desperately need to befriend a Death Note fan irl who likes Death Note the way I do.. The only DN fans I've met irl are anime only Near haters :'(
#I NEED someone to shake while I rant to them about Death Note pls pls pls#I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO GIGGLE WITH WHILE WE STARE AT DEATH NOTE PANELS PLS PLS PLS#My sister has seen Death Note but she's not really into it + anime only + Near hater </3#It sucks to remember that the Death Note fandom isn't just my mutuals.. Some people genuinely hate Near :((#I LOVE the anime the animation is beautiful the soundtrack is beautiful and OOOOO THE COLOR CODING EEEE but#It butchered the 2nd half soo so badly and changed Near's personality and I'm not a fan of the ending :(#THE MANGA ENDING IS SOOO SO GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL#OMGGGG when Light admits to being Kira and gives them his speech and calls himself god of the new world AND EEEE NEAR SAYS “NO YOURE JUST A#MASS MURDERER“#LIKE EEEE THAT ALWAYS ALWAYS MAKES ME GIGGLE NEAR WAS SOOO SO COOL FOR THAT LIKE HE'S LITERALLY FACE TO FACE WITH KIRA THE GUY WHO KILLED L#And Near REPEATS IT. HE CALLS HIM “JUST A MURDERER” TWICE.#Sorry but the anime made Near so stupid “lol just let him run away it's not like he'll survive”#I love Near and Light's dynamic so much they're so funny. They have the prettiest panels too#Maybe an unpopular opinion but Near vs Light was wayyy more entertaining that L vs Light#And it hurts me to see people say that it should've ended at the 1st half. I know people can have their own opinions or whatever but THEYRE#WRONG!! DN is SOOO much better with the 2nd half + if it ended at L's death that would've sucked. So glad L died midway#I wish I had a friend I could talk about DN to :( I'll just hope one of my friends decide to watch it because idk how to make new friends#Discord servers scare me and while I love my mutuals if any of you tried to message me I think I'd cry out of nervousness lol#Gosh this is long shoukd I even post this
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Do Robots Believe In Ghosts?
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Things have gotten quiet around here, so I’ll be posting a Kiibouma story I did with @crybabysapphire on here. If it has conflicting writing styles, that’s because it was a RP. Enjoy!
"Kiibo~ I need someone to go in this haunted house with me, and you're coming with me. Kay?" Kokichi said as it wasn't really an option.
"O-ok...?" Kiibo sounded really confused. "What for?" Kiibo wondered what his boyfriend did NOW.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell..." Kokichi drawled out. "I may have lost a bet with Kaito and now he wants me to go into a haunted house with a camera." The smaller boy clinged to Kiibo's arm. "And I need you to hold the camera for me."
"Kokichi!" Kiibo scolded. "I thought I told you not to make bets anymore!" Kiibo sighed and shook his head. "But I will hold the camera... Just don't wander off. The building could be very unstable."
"Nishishi~ Okei Dokie Kiiboy!~ You can always cling to me if you get scared." Kokichi said with a wink.
“Do not mock me!”
"Sorry..." Kokichi muttered loud enough to be heard. "Now let's go!" He exclaimed as he began to tug Kiibo's arm in the direction of the haunted house.
*timeskip*
The house was abandoned. Cobwebs littered the outside, and the wood was rotting. "I wanna go home..." Kiibo muttered. "This is a horrendous idea..."
"Well I don't!" Kokichi lied, he really wanted to go home and forget about the already creepy scenery. "Now come on, let's get this over with." He said with what little bravery he had.
"R-right!" Kiibo walked over to the old door and opened it slowly. It was pitch black inside. "I've put the camera on flash so we have a light..." Kiibo walked a few steps inside, his robotic heart pounding.
"W-well, get to it!" Kokichi demanded, his heart felt like it was beating out of his chest. "Here. You can hold onto my hand so that way you don't get lost." Kokichi said as he outstretched his hand. He thought that if he held his boyfriend's hand, it would help calm his nerves. Kiibo sighed and grabbed his lovers hand. "Let's go." They walked further into the house, with Kiibo noting the damaged structure and dusty photos.
 "I wonder what happened to the people who lived inside this house?" Kiibo mused. 
"I heard that one of them went crazy and killed everyone in their family. Some say their spirits still haunt this house to this day, looking for revenge." Kokichi stated, remembering the story Kaito told him about the place. "But that's just one story, no one really knows what happened..." He finished the story.
"Ghosts don't exist!" Kiibo protested. He was about to go into a rant when he heard a sound. ".....Did you hear something?"
Kokichi jumped slightly. "M-m-maybe it was the wind?"
"Shh! Be quiet!" The sound was much louder this time. Kokichi froze in fear, clinging to Kiibo's arm like his life depended on it.
"...Let's go check that noise out." Kiibo started moving towards the source, which seemed to be in the dining hall area.
"This is how people get killed in the movies Kiibo..." Kokichi muttered but followed Kiibo nonetheless.
"This place is abandoned, don't worry!" Kiibo puffed out with confidence. "I'm sure it's just part of the building collapsing!"
 "Yeah. That's probably it." Kokichi said, gaining some confidence. "It was probably nothing. But I wanna make sure."
Suddenly, the noise went from a faint rumble to a... child's laughter? Kiibo froze on the spot. "A child... in here? Oh no, they must be in shock!" Kiibo tensed up, about to take off.
Kokichi grabbed Kiibo's arm. "H-Hey! At least wait for me!"
Kiibo heeded no attention and took off, leaving Kokichi in the darkness. "Do not worry, little one! K1-B0, the Ultimate Robot, is here to help!"
 Kokichi ran after the robot, feeling a little upset that Kiibo didn't pay attention to him. But he knew how impulsive Kiibo got.Kiibo's voice can be heard in the dining hall yelling in shock. 
"W-what?! This cannot be!"
Kokichi finally made it to the dining hall, he placed his hand on the door frame to support him while he started to pant heavily. "K-Kiibo... You need to wait for me..." He didn't even look up. 
"I'm sorry, but that's not the issue!" Kiibo's eyes looked fearfully around the hall. "There's no one here!”
Kokichi looked up and was immediately filled with dread. The dinning room really was empty, it was full of dust and nowhere stable enough to hide a speaker. "Th-then... Where did that voice come from?"
Kiibo shook his head. "I don't know! There has to be an explanation for this-" Kiibo suddenly broke up, looking at something behind Kokichi. "K-Kokichi... Whatever you do, DO NOT move." 
Kokichi froze in place, fear keeping him in place. Kiibo saw the outline of a little girl, her body covered in stab wounds. "I found the source..... You may not like what it is, though."
Kokichi began shaking slightly. "Wh-what is it?" He wanted to run to Kiibo and hold onto him, but his body wouldn't move.
"Honestly, I didn't think ghosts existed, but I was just proven wrong."
Kokichi paled and ran to Kiibo in a flash. "What-what the hell?!" He exclaimed in shock.
Kiibo seemed to be stunned. "This is crazy... None of this is real....." He started to shake. "We still need to explore the rest of the house! We were probably just hear and seeing things that weren't there."
Kokichi clinged to Kiibo, but refused to let any tears fall. The camera was still on after all. Yeah. That's the reason. "O-Okay, just don't run off like that again." Kokichi whispered. "I need you with me..."
"I understand." Kiibo whispered back.  Kokichi didn't want to leave the comforting hug, but he had to if he wanted to continue with the dare.
 "L-let's go check out some of the other rooms..." 
Kiibo nodded and pulled away. "There seems to be a second floor in this house."
"Let's hope it doesn't collapse on us..."
Kiibo grabbed Kokichi's hand again and walked up the stairwell to the second floor. The creaking sound was unsettling to Kokichi. 
"S-so... Which room should we check out first... The left or right hallway?"  he asked.
"The left. There seems to be a noise similar to someone tapping a wall in one of the left rooms. I want to investigate what is causing that sound." Kiibo responded, pointing towards one of the several rooms.
"You are insane..." Kokichi said as he headed to the room making the noise.
"That's robophobic!" Kiibo hissed as they stopped in front of the room.
 "This is where the sound is coming from. We will NOT enter the room. We will just open the door so we can see inside." Kiibo twisted the knob and slowly cracked open the door so they could just see almost 3/4 of the room.
"It's not Robophobic, it's a fact." Kokichi muttered. He looked around the room, but didn't see anything suspicious, which unsettled him.
"Hmm...That's odd... Should we go in there after all?" Kiibo wondered.
Kokichi took a deep breath already regretting his answer. "Yeah... What's the worst that could happen?" 
A lot... A lot a bad things could happen, but he didn't voice it.  Kiibo nodded in agreement and thumped into the room along with his boyfriend. The instant they were in the room, the door slammed shut, causing Kiibo to drop the camera in shock. 
"AH!" 
Kokichi jumped and clinged to Kiibo before heading to the door to try to open it up. "I-it's locked!"
"W-what you'd say?" Kiibo thought he was on the verge of crashing at this point.
"I said it's locked, Kiibo." Kokichi took a moment to observe the door. "WHAT THE HECK???" he exclaimed in disbelief. Kiibo looked at him with fear and confusion.
“W-what is it...?”
"THERE ISN'T EVEN A LOCK ON THIS DOOR!"
Kiibo lost it at that moment. He started babbling out random strings of letters. His neck visor started flashing with numbers. Kokichi’s eyes widen with shock.
"Kiibo, listen, I love you, but you got to pull yourself together." Kokichi said placing a hand on Kiibo's shoulder. "We will get out of here... We just have to be creative." Kokichi wanted to curl up and cry, but he had to put on a brave face for his boyfriend. 
Kiibo almost snapped out of it. He tried to calm down. But it was just too much for his AI to handle. And he promptly crashed.
"Kiibo? Kiibo!" Kokichi called, shaking his boyfriend. "Pl-please don't leave me... Not right now..." He felt himself have a panic attack, a strange feeling that the walls were closing in on him didn't help.
Kiibo seemed to be rebooting. "S Y S T E M R E B O O T I N G. W I L L G O B A C K O N L I N E I N 1 2 H O U R S"
Kokichi was already curled into a ball, crying out of fear. He couldn't wait that long, it would be too scary. 
"Please... Hurry..." he whispered. Eerie voices could be heard approaching the room.
 Kiibo was still knocked out. Kokichi was still curled into a ball. He wanted to scream and tell them to go away, but he didn't want to be found by the voice. He didn't want Kiibo to wake up to see him dead.
Kiibo twitched. He went back online for a couple minutes. He grabbed Kokichi's hand and squeezed it. "I'll protect you....." he murmured.
Kokichi looked up to see Kiibo and immediately tackled him in a hug. "Kiibo... I'm scared..." he whispered.
"I know..." Kiibo squeezed his boyfriend tightly. "I am too.......... Just get some rest, ok?" Kiibo went back offline.
Kokichi took some deep breaths and closed his eyes, holding the unconscious robot as he tried to get some rest.
The voices were in the room now. They whispered death threats and torture plots. Then they knocked Kokichi out cold.
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Kokichi woke up first. "Mmnmn... What the hell? Why... Why is it so dark out?And why are we outside?" Kokichi looked around and saw Kiibo. "Kiibo! Are you okay?"
Kiibo started twitching slightly at Kokichi's voice.
"Kiibo! Please wake up!"
Kiibo opened his eyes slowly. “K..Kokichi...?”
"Kiibo!" Kokichi tackle hugged him. "Oh thank god you're safe!"
"I'm more concerned about YOU." Kiibo hugged back gently. "Are you hurt?"
Kokichi shrugged. "Other than a huge bump on the back of my head and a few scrapes, I'm fine." He snuggled closer to Kiibo heavily relieved to see his boyfriend safe. "Wait... Where's the camera?"
Kiibo held it up. "It's right here. Strange that the ghosts didn't dispose of it..."
"Maybe they just don't show up on camera. Or they don't know what cameras are. Or both... That'd suck." Kokichi sighed. "I'm just glad you're awake and well."
Kiibo smiled and turned on the camera feed. "Let's see if we captured any ghosts on camera."
"I hope not... I don't wanna relive that experience..." Kokichi muttered but looked at the video anyway.
Kiibo yelped at one point. "Look!" he pointed at the screen.
Kokichi leaned forward. What he saw was the whole ghost family as the door was opened to kick them out. "Ho... Ly... Shit..."
Kiibo watched in shock as the family grabbed the two boys and hurled them outta the house in one go. The camera went black.  Kokichi was in stunned silence.
"This never leaves this house..."
"Hmm?"
"We will never tell anyone about this ever..."
"Why not?"
"If we tell anyone, the word would get out to Korekiyo, then out to Kaito, who will freak out, and then with the evidence of this video tape, then everyone will want to see the ghost for themselves. And if everyone comes to see these ghosts, they'll never get any rest and become more hateful to humans."
"O-oh... Should we dispose of the camera then......?" Kiibo asked with a shake in his voice.
Kokichi paused. "No... Let's just make a phoney video of just static. That'd be convincing enough."
"I’ll simply edit the video so it looks like static.”
"See you in my nightmares, ghost family..." Kokichi said as he witnessed the static video. "Unless..." Kokichi muttered.
"Unless what?"
"Well... It's a dumb idea... But it would be a semi permanent solution for the ghosts in the house..." Kokichi started speaking.
"What if we bought the house when we're older... That way no one will trespass and the ghosts would only have to deal with us..."
"Hmm........... That seems like a logical choice." Kiibo nodded. "But in any case, let's get a ride home. You must be tired."
Kokichi let out a yawn. "Alright, but only if you cuddle me in bed."
“Of course!” Kiibo would never refuse an offer like that.
The couple stayed to their word and never told anyone about what had happened that fateful night. They hoped that no one else would bother the ghostly members of the place so they could finally get some rest. 
Key word is “Hoped.”
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Shuichi and Kaede stuck closely to each other as they walked towards the room on the left of the second floor.
“T-this is where that sound was coming from....” Shuichi breathed out as he opened the door to the room. He took some shakey glances around. “I don’t see anything.. Let’s go inside to investigate further.”
Kaede nodded fearfully and followed the detective inside.
The door slammed shut behind them.
They woke up outside with headaches not long afterwards.
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masterpost of Snape/Hermione fanfiction
Hey, hey, everyone. So last year I read quite a bit of fanfic, and I figured would share some of them with you. Check them out under the cut, and feel free to send recommendations my way if you think I missed a great one!
And don’t forget to leave a review, even if the fic is from 1905; most writers still want to hear what a great time you had/how much sleep you lost/how many tissues you used.
PS: some of these are M-rated, but there’s no PWP (there’s no fluff either, for that matter). I just don’t read that a lot. What can I say, I’m a slut for plot.
!! I know this ship is not everbody’s cup of tea, even in the Snape fandom, but please don’t come rant in my inbox/notes. Just make your own post (and pls remember, hate in the main tag is not very nice) or better yet, shake your head in a disgusted manner and keep scrolling. Thanks!
·Sin & Vice   by mak5258 -- Complete. Words: 291,856.
In her sixth year, Dumbledore makes Hermione a key figure in a plan to help Harry defeat Voldemort. (It's difficult to summarize this without spoilers— HG/SS; there's a Time Turner involved but probably not how you expect)
·Self Slain Gods on Strange Altars by scumblackentropy -- Incomplete, abandoned; slightly frustrating to see how the author wrote themselves into a dead end; still worth it, though there’s purple prose at times. Words: 159,345.
What do you want me to say, Granger? That you are mine and I am yours? You are. I am. Let's not fuck around.
·Pet Project  by Caeria -- Complete. Words: 338,844.
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
·Chasing the Sun by Loten -- Complete. Words: 491,105.
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold.
·Life this Way by Chiimeriical -- Complete. Words: 16,715.
This is how it went each day: Snape's eyes would pass over her, a sneer on his face and a challenge in his expression. And she would do nothing to prove herself to him, because she wasn't a know-it-all. Not anymore.
·Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten -- Complete. Words: 313,349.
Chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing.
·Camerado by MillieJoan -- Complete. Words: 259,165.
Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.
·Semantics by coffeeonthepatio -- Complete. Words: 307,576. The fic that got me into this ship!
“Hand over your wand. It is to be snapped and you're exiled from the Wizarding World from this day onward.” Severus has to deal with his life without magic. A story about Mugglishness, well-meaning neighbours, well-meaning students and Linguistics.
·The Tattered Man by Aurette -- Complete. Words: 12,832.
I was once asked to write a Marriage Law Challenge fic by someone who loves a sad tale. This short story is it. Angst, Character Death. Tissues recommended.
·Beautiful Bird by sshg316 -- Complete. Words: 3,441.
Even the bravest of men can be brought to his knees, especially when faced with his worst nightmare. A drabble series in four parts.
·There’s a Good Girl by cathedral carver -- Complete. Words: 3,525.
See? Over there: The one weeping into her pumpkin juice.
·The Safe House by Aurette -- Complete. Words: 8,317.
A frustrated Hermione gets whisked away from Grimmauld Place in an emergency by her potions Professor. Hour after hour holed up in one room can take it's toll. Ignored DH and large chunks of HBP and anything else that got in the way.
·No Loyalty in the Moolight by Ariadne AWS -- Complete. Words: 87,755.
Because some secrets aren't meant to stay buried. HGSS Years after the final battle, Hermione will have to confront secrets she's kept, even from herself. WINNER, 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best Drama.
·The Apprentice and the Necromancer by satismagic --  Complete. Words: 279,010. Builds on stuff from the Old Kingdom series by Garth Nix, but it isn’t really a crossover.
Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.
·Book of Shadows by Harmony Bites -- Incomplete, apparently abandoned. But what there is, is very good. Words: 71,106.
As Severus Snape knows, and Hermione will learn, magic always has a price. AU after Deathly Hallows.
·Accountable by Dyce -- Complete. Words: 166,408.
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
·A Walking Shadow by Ariadne ASW -- Complete. Words: 132,05.
Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers.  She wasn't expecting to find Severus Snape.  PostHBP.
·Dumbledore’s Man by duj -- Complete. One-shot. Words: 2,936.
Character death. Harry stood up slowly, shaking off the ashes of a dead dark lord... A few feet away a long blackclad body lay prone where it had fallen after shielding him from an organripping curse...
·The Prefect’s Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville -- ss/hg if you squint. Very faint echoes of snily if you squint harder.  Complete. Words: 94,631.
Now AU sixth year. Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. Multifaceted Nominee.
·Love’s Appalling Adverbs by Amanuensis -- Complete. Long-ish one-shot.
Hermione learns two things: a secret about Snape, and that she's a terrible writer.
·Absinthe by Aurette -- Complete. Words: 38,292.
A dark deed on a dark night sends two lives spinning out of control. To forge a future, both must confront their pasts. AU, EWE, SS/HG, HEA
·An Unwritten Future by Aurette -- Complete. Words: 106,575.
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself.  She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all.  Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known...  AU, M.
·The Bloody Stare of Mars by Yhatzee -- Complete. Seven chapters, long-ish.
In a dystopian future after Lord Voldemort's ascension into power, a desperate Hermione Granger turns to Severus Snape for help. But when she becomes a spy in his household, their relationship becomes complicated in ways neither could ever have anticipated.
·When has Hogwarts ever been a safe place? by choccobun/expectopatronuts (yes, I have sunk low enough to recommend my own fic) -- WIP, but I fully intend to finish it.
When Hermione finds out that her doctoral supervisor is none other than Severus Snape, it's time for her to return to Hogwarts. The Wizarding World is recovering from the war, but when the death of a student shakes the school it becomes clear that all is not well, and Severus and Hermione soon begin to wonder - is a new threat on the rise?
·Footnotes by Jennifer-Oksana -- Complete. One-shot.
Hermione had taken to hiding in the kitchens, claiming that she was doing it to educate and liberate the house-elves.
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