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bones-of-a-rabbit · 9 months

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I’m back, with another sub-par banger!

Also I’d just like to say thank you so much for posting my oneshot that was so cool and I totally didn’t freak out when I opened Tumblr, no siree!

So, on with the oneshot!

This oneshot can be read as a sequel after the first, but also can just be seen as a standalone story. By the way, I’m having way too much fun writing oneshots about this AU from the perspective of people working for Fazbear Entertainment, so this is how this oneshot will go too.

Welcome to the life of a security guard working the front desk at Fazbear Entertainment corporate.

Includes:

More torture, with practically zero descriptions of any gore this time though. Still, for the particularly squeamish I’d suggest looking away.

Also forgot to include this previously, but some swear words.

From a very, very sleep-deprived amateur writer.

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Tick

You glanced at the clock, 5:32 AM, a few more minutes before the end of your shift.

Tock

You glanced at the monitors placed on your desk. Though blurry, the camera footage was still visible. Nothing out of the ordinary, for Fazbear Entertainment anyways.

Tick

Faint headlights glared through the glass doors, what the hell was a car doing here so early?

Tock

Probably another upset parent with a missing kid, the door was locked anyway, they couldn’t even get in the building even if they wanted to.

Tick

The door opened, must be an employee. You got up, grabbing the pale green record book from your desk and making your way to the figure in front of you.

Tock

They were pushing some kind of cart, with the Fazbear logo plastered on, like everything this company owns. The cart was covered with a sheet, but bits of machinery could be seen poking out from underneath.

Tick

“State your business.”

“Ah, yes, of course. I’m the Mechanics Supervisor for the Pizzaplex.”

Tock

“Ah, I see.”

You check your record book, skimming through the list of names before finding the correct appointment.

“Says here you’re delivering some animatronics for checkup?”

“Smart as a whip, aren’t you?”

“Yeah, yeah. The Parts and Service Department is down the hall, to the left.”

Tick

The figure pushed the cart down the hall, to your instructions. You tick off the record book before carelessly tossing it onto your desk.

“I heard about your hands by the way, how are they?”

The figure glanced back, an almost somber smile on their face, but they didn’t respond. Did they just not hear you?

You sigh, throwing yourself onto your chair.

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You got a notification from the monitor. Perking up in surprise, you inspect the fuzzy brown-tinted screen.

Security Level 7 Door unlocked

What the hell? Who was up at 6AM unlocking doors without your knowledge? The only people meant to be in the office are you, that figure and whatever overworked interns Fazbear just brought in.

Tick

You switch the camera feed around a bit, finally switching to the camera overlooking the Parts and Service Department.

What the hell?

Tock

What was the cart doing toppled on the ground? Empty nonetheless? Where in the world were the animatronics sent for checkup?

Tick

You frantically switch cameras, trying to home in on that figure and the animatronics’ whereabouts.

Tock

There. Camera 17, the hallway only the higher-ups go through, the doors all lead to executive offices with nice window views.

The figure was unlocking the door to the Chief Financial Officer, and… were those the daycare animatronics?

Tick

They enter the room, shit. Your monitor doesn’t have access to the executive offices, only the monitor at…

the Main Security Office.

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You hurriedly rush to the Main Security Office, unlocking the multitude of doors leading up to it.

Tick

There. You’re there. Now where on Earth is the main monitor?

Tock

God, these monitors were nice. HD flatscreen, nothing like the busted up box monitor you had downstairs. Wait, why the hell were you thinking of that, there could be an intruder in the building!

Tick

There, the main monitor. You boot it up, swapping through the camera feeds until…

Yes! Camera 21.

Tock

You fiddle with the controls a little, turning the camera away from the now swung open door to the main desk at what felt like an agonisingly slow pace.

Tick

There, you’re finally facing the desk, and…

what the fuck.

What was the daycare animatronic doing with pliers?

And why the hell were they using them to… pull on the Chief Financial Officer’s fingers?

Hold on, why the hell was he even here?

Was that the figure from before? What the hell were they doing looking on with that cheerful expression?

Tock

You frantically crank up the volume on the speakers, nearly giving yourself a heart attack from a sudden scream blasting through it.

“What the fuck do you maniacs want from me?!”

“Well then, looks like you’re finally in the talking mood, aren’t you?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?!”

Tick

“Well if you’re so insistent on rushing to the point, I happen to know from some classified documents that you have been profiting from several incidents happening in various of the company’s restaurants thanks to an insurance policy of yours, no?”

“Yeah, so what?! Let me go!”

“So what? Well, unless you intend on losing anymore fingernails than you already have I’d suggest telling me where you hide that handy dandy security card and insurance document of yours.”

Tock

“Left cabinet, top most. Just let me go!”

The figure walked towards the aforementioned cabinets, and pulled out a small piece of plastic, the security card obviously, and a piece of paper, the insurance document?

“Well, looks like you weren’t lying, good on you!”

“Let me go, you bastards!”

“Well, don’t need to be so rude.”

The figure chuckled, preparing to leave the office.

Tick

“Though I have to admit, I do find your cooperation commendable. How about a celebration? Blackbird?”

Just then, the moon-themed animatronic perked up like a child being called by their parents. Reaching into a duffel bag, they pulled out a fire cracker before walking over, stuffing it into the helpless executive’s mouth.

“I’ll be making my leave now, I have to pay a visit to the insurance department to get this lovely little paper burned.”

Tock

Just then, the sun-themed animatronic perked up, rushing towards the figure and gripping their arm.

“Sunshine, could I…”

“Hm?”

“Follow you?”

The figure chuckled, affectionately petting them on the head before giving them a slight kiss on the cheek.

“You silly boy, of course.”

The animatronic’s expression turned from nervousness to an overwhelmingly gleeful smile that covered most of their face. Their face turned to a slight purple tint.

Tick

“Moony?”

“Yes, starlight?”

“Could you give our guest here a nice redecoration of his office? I think he’d appreciate a new wallpaper made from his own brain matter for this awfully plain office.”

“With pleasure~”

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You frantically clicked away at the telephone buttons, your hand shaking like crazy.

Tick

The telephone rang, thank god.

Tock

“Hello, this is 911, what’s your emergency?”

Tick

“There has just been a murder, I-“

Tock

You were hyperventilating at this point.

Tick

“Please calm down, where are you and what is the incident?”

Tock

“Fazbear office, come quick-“

Tick

The phone let out nothing but static.

Tock

You look at the cable.

Fuck.

It had been cut.

Tick

A voice that you were praying you would never hear again came from behind you.

“You know, I never thought the minimum wage security guard would be the one to blow the whistle on me.”

Tock

“Luckily, my lovely partner here told me that the camera was moving, or I’d never know.”

Tick

“G-get away from me…”

“Don’t need be scared, pal.”

Tock

“I remember you asked me how my hands were doing before right?”

Tick

“Well, I’m here to give you the answer!”

Tock

“They’re doing great.”

Tick

“In fact, here’s a demonstration!”

They raised a crowbar.

Tock

“Goodnight!”

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AAAAA WHOEVER YOU ARE ANON PLS DM I JUST WANNA TALK (crush every bone in ur body with all my loves and affections and adorations)

HELL YEAH KICK THEY ASS BABY 💕💕💕💕💕💕 SUN WHISTLEBLOWING THE WHISTLEBLOWER,, GIT GUD MF AAAHAHAAGGDDGGSHHSHAB BREAK HIS KNEECAPSSSSS

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reikunrei · 9 months

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man, covid really screwed up my most important task I wanted to complete last weekend: finishing that creelarke porn 😔

#maybe. MAYBE. I’ll feel well enough to work on it a little today #gottaaaaa wake up a little bit more…..#the paxlovid has made my mouth perpetually taste like chalk #i say things

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fallen-juniper-leaves · 11 months

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I'm procrastinating reading trimax rn because i am simply not ready for that emotional damage

#trigun #but i gottaaaaa #damn #hhnnngnhngnng

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ranboo5 · 1 year

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Ryfe's and Emver's designs are still kind of in alpha but I was doodling Ryfe on the same page which also has Ranboo and like the way I currently have her face structure etc he looks a little like her I'm gonna weep

#They're not biologically related either #I just . Waaaa . A little bit .#I'm not sure if I'll keep that bc rn my endermen r like . Idk they're still a bit samey #But I think I will keep it tbh...... this one I mean #I gottaaaaa make my other endermen look differenter tho

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hemopseudo · 5 months

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i open tumblr

i walk away for a minute

i forget i haD a blog

i return a few Days later

#((ic post))#((#I've gottaaaaa #doodle this loser eventually. I keep accidentally drawing more Tii forms.#))

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snailmilksolution · 7 months

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9/15/23

it's funny that things started happening only after it was official that i need to move labs. worm ribosomes (wormosomes is my elision. no one else uses it but i like it) looked okay on the fractionator (200 uL 1,2; 200 uL 3,4,5; 170 uL H; 100 uL 3,4,5 all at approx. 5 A260 units) in spite of my doubts about the concentrations. the worms have been so much kinder to me than the yeast. i cannot wait to never grow yeast again (fingers crossed anyway).

i guess next is to concentrate and probably negative stain them next week. i don't want to do that, but i also don't want to do anything here anymore. breathing feels embarrassing in this room sometimes. but it's better than sitting on my hands and waiting for the time to go by until october, anyway. idk why my PI was so uneasy about me leaving then if hes going to be gone the latter half of that month. no shot i was staying that long, especially since he told me initially that i had until november to find something else.

excited to put a negative stain image on here next week. little picture :)

#prob gonna repeat the worms again uuuuughhhh #i am so sorry natalya but u gottaaaaa pick up the pace queen #tired of working here #j can u send me nice email again :) felt good when u did that !

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wtf-amiru · 2 years

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god i wish i had the time to sit down and redo my whole blog layout. I did it once and then just kept changing little things on whims and now it's just a mess lol and not at all how i want it but dangit i tend to only have 15-20 minutes to sit down at a time and actually have a functioning brain. Can't promise myself a weekend since school is back in and those tend to be my house days now, ugh. Being an adult is the worst.

#i don't want to do winter prep yardwooorrrrkkk #but i gottaaaaa #bc it does actually feel like it's gonna snow within the next month or so #BET there'll be snow on my birthday #i want to do a tag page so badly but i just don't have the tiiiiiime #and redo the character pages #and just the whole thing #the whole thing needs a redo #maple rambles

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garyholt · 3 months

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Man I feel like people don't appreciate Robert Trujillo in Metallica enough bc he isn't allowed to do funky bass shit anymore. You gottaaaaa listen to Infectious Grooves he’s fucking great

#there's this weird belief that some fans have that he's inferior to cliff and jason especially when he isnt. he's just underutilized

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tiny-teevee · 19 days

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overstim.. ovenstim… ove…stim… ov— bBZZZzzT ow ow owwww!! X[

too loud… to bright… too many happenin’ :[

doon’t wannaa goo—aAaaZt!! I nono wanna >:[

mm mm mmmm… gottaaaaa stop chewin’ onn hand.. owchie.. :[

can’t keep up! X[ can’t keep uUuAAAAppzZZ—

dni — proship, nsfw

#📺 🦈 guppy’s tag!#sfw interaction only #agere roleplay #hazbin hotel agere

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n7punk · 1 year

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i was going to describe something as a pet peeve but really it's just a let down lol and then it turned into a longpost but i gottaaaaa get this off my chest. anyway a big let down in romance writing (fic and published) is when the basis of the story is two total strangers meet for the first time and they're suddenly drawn to each other for no justifiable reason. you'll see this all the time in fic and it's supposed to be acceptable because we know the characters and know that they're perfect together, but it's lazy no mater the format unless you have a later plot point that actually justifies why they would feel such a pull towards each other.

like in a simple coffee shop au, it's inexplicable to be like "she's my favorite customer, i can't say why because she isn't different than any of my other customers, but i feel drawn to her." conversely, you could totally justify it by starting the story with "she's my favorite customer because one time i accidentally upcharged her and she pretended i didnt because she could see my manager within earshot and didn't want me to get in trouble" and that's a viable reason for a stranger to stick out that you can still establish in just one paragraph.

i feel like people don't want to make it attraction-based (it's a perfectly valid premise and the only actual reason strangers have ever asked me out because that's how it works) because it's not ~special~ and lacks deeper meaning, but, "i dont know why i just do" has no meaning! having a line like "i see attractive girls like her every single day but i feel weirdly drawn to her in particular" doesn't make it feel special, it feels unrealistic and dull, and for some reason these "magnetic pull" stories almost always include a line like this.

this is muddied by sometimes - very rarely - when you think a story opening with this kind of thing is bad and actually it's a smoking gun. maybe in a "the characters later realize they knew each other once" way, maybe in an "oh shit, we're both cursed by the same person and couldn't consciously figure out we're sensing the same magic energy from each other, now lets team up and take them down" way, maybe even in an "actually i really was just attracted to her but i'm so repressed i couldn't figure it out" way and at least you've learned something interesting about that character! i'm pulling stuff out of my ass here (clearly), but it could be a real plot point and the few times it is always make me doubt giving up on something that really isn't worth my time. plot stuff like this requires that your audience have some faith in your writing and are willing to stick around after they see the opening, though, and sometimes im not willing to do that even when a book comes recommended.

in fics it's a lot more low stakes and obviously, you can write whatever you want and whatever makes you happy (and honestly every writer should get one freebie on this kind of thing because writing is hard guys and sometimes you just want to write the shenanigans that come after and you don't owe anybody anything!) but i do think pushing yourself and your writing is good thing when you're up for it. we just don't always have to be up for it lol. anyway this is just a personal rant about stories that have disappointed me, not instructions for anyone to change the way they write to have fun

#mylife #that said some stories start out this way and build and are actually very good with just this one fault!#not most of the stories that start this way tho lmao #actually i just realized i did this ''plot pull'' with the reincarnation fic #but you knew going into that it was a reincarnation au!#the plot reason was pre-established and adora herself soon learned it when she began remembering #and im remembering now how i felt writing it like 'wow this is weird but the magic will make it make sense soon'

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fawnchives · 6 months

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“dayroom” you gottaaaaa be from new york 😭 i know our slang when i see it

you are absolutely correct ♡ nuuuu yawwwk my beloved

#🗒️₊˚⊹ note received.#anonymous.

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arbellas-bakery · 16 days

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I don't want to work on the comms sheet but I gottaaaaa

#Bellaposting #art stuff