#I headcanon mors as a sexrepulsed asexual

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A bit of crack for Child of Mors: A List of Things Found In Mors' Desks (Ongoing Project)

*cackles*

There's lists going around among Regis and co and some historians on what the weirdest things found in those desks are. Here's some of the highlights:

a Cosmogony with so many annotations basically nothing is readable anymore

a shard of the Crystal (Regis will craft that one into a Carbuncle figurine for Noctis)

drafts for an indoor fishing place because Regis likes fishing

drawings Regis did as a toddler

picture of Mors's Shield Machaerad, cheeks puffed up like a chipmunk from eating so many Ulwaat berries at once

biography notes for one Augura Lucis Caelum (She was an older sister to a King and restored lost art. She got banished by her nephew for not conforming to his cultural reformations.)

carefully written and annotated profiles of possible wives for Regis (the last profile added was of Aulea, on which Mors simply wrote 'he will marry her')

a letter in an unknown language

a humongous picture book about Solheimr reliefs, also annotated by Mors

3 rocks

a lock of red hair so dark it nearly looks black

a love letter to Fabricas Lucis Caelum, the female King of Lucis who restructured the whole city and upon whose plans the modern city was build

a hate letter to Fabricas Lucis Caelum, the female King of Lucis who restructured the whole city and upon whose plans the modern city was build

stickfigure sketches ridiculing prominent nobles

a sheet of paper simply reading 'WHAT THE FUCK????' written by Mors and in pink glitter pen

tax forms with dicks drawn all over them

sticky notes full of insults directed at Bahamut

a letter to Bahamut apologising for those insults

#ask #raven-6-10 #ffxv #child of mors au #mors lucis caelum #and his many desks #secret desks au #or something #I headcanon mors as a sexrepulsed asexual #who was forced to have a kid #and resented the whole situation #but he came to love regis in his own way #which doesn't make it okay #but regis still has a break down when he finds this #regis hoards everything found in those desks like a dragon #the historians aren't happy about that #geist answers