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nitholites · 4 years

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Assuming someone in the BatFam is the end game:

It's been only a week or so since Tony figured out who Ladybug is

She's captured everyone's hearts, but has to go to Gotham soon

For help, but also because of her internship

The Stark Gala becomes a 'you better live and come back one day, Mari or I STG' party, hosted by Tony Stark, of course

She makes all the outfits of the Starks, her parents, herself, Jagged, Penny, Luka, and Kagami (the last two friends minus Chloe from Paris) and she makes extra in case someone has a wardrobe malfunction

Meanwhile, the Waynes have heard a lot about the newest Stark: MDC

Tim is a fanboy. He's found everything related to his favorite rock star's designer/niece there is to find ("I'm not obsessed! They're just super talented, and I'd like something from them! Stop laughing at me, Dick!")

Dick has no room to tease him, as both him and Jason are pretty much in the same boat

Kor'i and Mar'i love MDC, as well

Every one of the Bats are huge Jagged Stone fans

Like... Nearly rabid

(Damian, Bruce, and Alfred redact that statement)

They're invited to Tony's gala thing (he only started it to surpass the Wayne Gala, like the Lil Shite he is)

The night of the party, only Bruce and Jason go, since the rest of the bats are busy

Bruce, Jagged (who brought Fang), and Tony are all chatting in the middle of the floor, 2/3rds of the group are just talking up Marinette

Jason, meanwhile, accidentally runs into this small, adorable child who proceeds to spill her punch all over his suit

He insists it's fine, but she won't take 'no' for an answer ("I am so sorry, please let me make it up to you" "Kid, it's fine, accidents happen" "No, seriously, let me help")

There's a look in her eyes that insists she do something, and he eventually agrees

Cue to Marinette having a suit jacket that matches and fits Jason because "You look like you're the same build as Mr. Stark (she's all for joining Peter in calling Tony 'Mr. Stark' to get under his skin)"

"you know Tony?"

She shrugs, and doesn't comment anymore on it

"give me your address, and I'll bring this back when it's clean again. I'm moving to Gotham for a while soon, anyway"

He does, she doesn't realize he's a Wayne, and they part when the party ends

Cue the entire BatFam sprinting into Jason's room, chasing after a full on scream

Like, they didn't know Jason's voice could get "so high and squeaky, what the hecc?"

They pause as they see Jason litterally jumping up and down

"What the hell, Todd."

Instead of answering, he shoves the jacket in Tim's face with a shite-eating grin

It takes a moment, but Tim scowls and pulls out his wallet

When the rest of the family only look confused, Tim sighs and explains

"He got an MDC original first."

"...you had a bet on that?"

Jason freezes, eyes widening

"HOLY SH*T, I MET THE MDC! SHE WAS SO TINY, OH MY GOD, BATS, WE HAVE TO ADOPT HER!"

They're confused for a solid minute

"YOU DONT UNDERSTAND SHES AN ANGEL AND HAS BLACK HAIR AND BLUE EYES!! SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A WAYNE!"

It takes all of Bruce's willpower not to adopt her on the spot when she visits them

Like, he almost brings up adoption papers

But he knows Stark would fight tooth and nail to keep this baby

So he restrains himself

(for now)

(he swears if one of his children doesn't marry her, he's bringing the adoption papers to court)

She doesn't stay long, only meeting all the Waynes at the house and going back to her hotel

The next day, a villain goes after Mar'i, near the park/mall/something Marinette is by

Instead of becoming Ladybug, she heccin kicks arse

As Marinette

She gets both her and Mar'i out of danger without a scratch using a yo-yo of all things and meets Batman and Robin as they clean up the rest

She's all like "no, it's alright, I'm sure anyone would do the same please stop thanking me, my family's gonna kick my ass to next year for scaring them like this"

Bats comes up and takes her statement, and she happens to mention the situation in Paris

"oh, this was nothing compared to some of the Akuma I've faced" "What's an akuma?" She paled, eyes widening in shock. "You don't know? About Ladybug, Chat Noir, Ryuuko, Viperion, Queen Bee, Red Wasp, Multimouse, Hawkmoth, Mayura, Carapace, Rena Rouge, and all them?"

She explains a little, giving basic information everyone knew, then shows him the app she made a while ago

The Akuma Alert app that held much more than just akuma-related things

She leaves soon after, and Batman has a goal in mind

Within the day, Diana is furious at the lack of response towards the Paris situation

"This Ladybug was left alone for all this time?! Shame on you all, leaving my mother's successor alone!"

When Ladybug is later spotted (hehe, get it?) in Gotham, the entire BatFam finds her and gets her in touch with the League

She explains how she asked both the League and the Avengers for help, all those years ago, and was pushed aside with warnings not to send in prank calls anymore

Of course, Iron Man has already looked into it, but he's not exactly a detective and the more brains on this, the better

Meanwhile, as civilians...

The normal shipping stuff happens

With the exception that nearly every criminal in Gotham low-key adopts Marinette

They may think she's the next Wayne, but the Angel of Gotham is off limits

And not because the little Wayne chases after anyone who even looks at her wrong with a katana

Not just as Robin. As Damian

Marinette actually meets a few villains on the street

She was going to a commission, carrying some hero, vigilante, and villain themed macaroons when she got lost

(before meeting the Waynes officially, actually)

She was in a park, looking lost when Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn came up

She offered treats, and ever since she's the Angel of Gotham

Once, when on a date with her romantic interest, Killer Croc tried taking the restaurant hostage after robbing a bank

Key word: tried

Marinette calmly slipped behind him, grabbed his tail, and dragged his butt outta there

(he blames the fast French girl and the tile on the floor, which didn't let him get a good grip)

By the time Bats and the police got there, Croc was in tears as this tiny French girl lectured him about manners and interrupting dates

(the BatFam can't think of a funnier time)

When the Joker actually kidnaps her as a way to get to Batman, literally everyone rages a rescue mission

Harley, Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze (Marinette reminds him of the daughter he's always wanted, with his frozen wife), Two-Face (Marinette talked philosophy with him, showing him he still had choices beyond the black and white), Killer Crock (who was impressed by the tiny French girl who threw him out of a restaurant by his tail that one time), Batman, Robin, the Teen Titans, Red Hood, Red Robin, Wonder Woman (she could feel Tikki's influence on Marinette and guessed her identity), Nightwing, all the Avengers, Red Wasp (Chloe, with the Bee Miraculous because she earned it back ages ago), Sabine (no one messed with her baby. No one), a teenage boy wielding a potato gun (who let this kid here?), Pepper, Penny (the two women were fast friends, bonding over their husbands' eccentric ways), Jagged with Fang, Audrey Bourgeois, and the entire police force storm the Joker's hideout

He didn't have a chance

Later, they admit it was kinda funny watching the small Sabine beating the crap out of the deranged clown

Fang, who was usually a puppy with scales, didn't hesitate to bite off the Joker's hand, reminiscent of Captain Hook and the Croc

Marinette's fine (or not, depending on how much angst you want in the story. It's easy to have her tourtured and nearly killed in the Joker's clutches {or actually killed and focused on angst from everyone who knew her [possible heavy Lila/class salt]} and see her move past her PTSD) and she gets home eventually

Around this time, she's made the Guardian of the Miraculous

She eventually goes back to Paris with her huge family (or everyone she thinks could keep their emotions in check)

They kick Gabriel's arse, but Adrien gets away with his mother (who was healed by Ladybug)

Possible second book

Marinette's ship becomes the Black Cat

Time skip, fiveish years later, some of Marinette's classmates see her for the first time since she left

They insult and sass her, not changed since school

Her S/O scowls and debunks them easily, defending Marinette

When they don't stop, Marinette's S/O calls Bruce, Tony, Jagged, and the rest of the League and the Avengers to destroy the morons in the class because they know how long they've waited for this moment

Mari puts her head in her hands, but doesn't stop them because she knows how long they've waited for this moment

Three hours later, the speeches and lectures aren't done yet

Lila eventually goes to Gotham or wherever Marinette is, and tries to warn the person on her arm about Marinette's 'bulling tendencies'

That gets another lecture

Or, her class gets a tour at either SI or WE, depending on when in the story you write it (could be both, and the class just doesn't learn or Tony, Pepper, and their kids were visiting WE to talk about Mari Protection Measures when they overhear it)

Lila goes off on how Mari's S/O is actually Lila's, or how she's BFFS with Batman/Iron Man/ Bruce Wayne and his kids/ Tony Stark and his kids/ the Avengers/ the Justice League

Cue the class seeing Mari

Instant bullying

The resident children and billionaire steps up, insulting and embarrassing the class while defending Mari

Lila tries to turn it around, but they're having none of that

First the kids jump at the chance to defend their little sister and/or girlfriend, then the big guns show up

At WE, it's Bruce, a highly protective Jason, and Tim, who has every single sin/mean thing/lie pulled up in a folder

It's thicker than his hand, and hard to hold

It's both in digital and physical form and sent to every single member of Mari's family- blood related or not

At SI, it's Tony and Pepper

FRIDAY steps up, too

Harley shoots Lila with the potato gun mk 3 until she leaves

The class don't know what they did wrong, but they swear to make it up just to get the scary CEOs and relatives

Also, if anyone knows the AU where Marinette was a street kid with Jason and his little sister (I can't remember who made it or what it was called, but I fell in l o v e), that could work with this one too. Jason would be so proud of his Lil sister being so famous and awesome and "how dare you let me think you were dead!! Do you have any idea how worried I was?!" "I made you worried?! You up and nearly got killed last I checked!"

Jason swore not to tell her he actually died once. He prays she never finds out.

@tired-butterfly @evil-elf16 @doggiediva13 @krispydefendorpolice @mochegato @legallyspawned @kryptored

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mypunkpansexualtwin · 5 years

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1, 11, 21 & 23 for maya?

Man, you picked the hardest oc for this one, that maniac has more than 30 aus and a different set of answers for each one. You’d probably be more interested in her original or maybe her bioware aus than the borderlands or destiny kick we’re on right now, so lets go with Mass Effect?

1) Origins! How did you come up with the concept for your oc?

As you may know, Maya came from Fallout 4 and sort of developed herself as I continued playing. Since then she’s jumped from universe to universe and kept a handful of consistent traits that boiled down to: Old Grizzled, Heavily Scarred, High Functioning Alcoholic Doubles as Mother Figure and Impossibly Badass Boss to Mercenary and/or Other Form of Paramilitary Group. (An oversimplification that leaves out the strong sense of justice, powerful maternal instinct that’ll latch onto pretty much anything, determination to Do Right by her kids or at least better than was done for her, confidence in knowing sure she ain’t conventionally pretty but there’s plenty who’d get in line to get with her, and strong disdain for the law if it gets in the way of what’s right.)

Anyways. It’s a little embarrassing how long it took for me to realize that in Mass Effect she’d totally be a Krogan.

11) Is there a place they go to in order to escape the world, the stresses of life? What’s their favorite place?

Not so much a place, but she always takes time to call her kids and grandkids whenever things look particularly rough between difficult jobs or tension in her merc group or what have you. And she always takes time to hit Thessia during big holidays for family gatherings.

21) Name an embarrassing situation that your muse has been in.

The usual deflection for this is “Can’t be embarrassed if you don’t feel shame” but honestly meeting her Asari mother-in-law was definitely. Tense. She felt ridiculously out of place in that neat little apartment, didn’t know how to really socialize with anyone who wasn’t Krogan or at least a gun for hire, and got the distinct feeling that the lady thought her kid was wasting their time with her or just dating her to make their mom mad. That said, after a few more visits (and several drinks while swapping war stories) they eventually decided they liked each other.

23) Any ships for your OC?

Well, initially I liked the idea of her being a companion in 2 with some not-so-lowkey flirtation with Samara and/or Zaeed. And while it’s not a ship, you can bet your ass she’d have tried to adopt Grunt in a heartbeat.

However in the last like. Year or so? Ever since she decided where she fit in Destiny, her husband and family have rewritten pretty much every au she’s ever thought about for more than 10 minutes. So she’s happily married to an Asari named Altressa T’Seriks and they have 6 kids, 3 that Maya had (and the fact that she had 3 surviving kids definitely got her on an STG watchlist or 5) and 3 that Altressa had.

Ask me some questions!

#my ocs #maya acerbi #mass effect #long post #rogue-lavellan #answers to questions y'all actually asked

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burden-in-my-hand · 7 years

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My Avatar Experience

So last night was quite a night, I still haven’t processed everything. I sent my two good friends @haunterrr and @feathers-andflesh a looong ads message where I Basically just spewed what randomly happened has the thoughts hit me after the show. I Thought I’d share witth you guys what happened, it’s not going to sou d strange cause it’s basically the thoughts as it hit me, but I’ll add it bellow the brake here, bare with me as I slowly get to sharing everything (photos next)

I basically was around the boys all night..The show ended after 10, can’t remember what time it’s a blur. I’m just now realize the pieces. I GOT HIT WITH A BALLOON OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THAT…like after the show me and the people I met in Line stayed after and we saw them and were around them for most of the night. I just got home..It’s after 2. I got photos with them, sigs, awkwardly talked to them, some Swedish, and I sat and watched Tim and Kungen talk with the group we were in. They are all so beautiful. I apologized a lot. I Bowed a lot, it’s the Buddha\ Hindu in me. Henrik bowed back. I thanked John for creating Avatar. I told Tim that he and Kungen inspire me. I told him that I hope to play like him and that even than I probably won’t. I told him that they make people happy and that’s what is important. I thanked them all by name. The photographer girl I met was impressed I play.. She pushed me to do a lot of what I did. I’m grateful. I told Kungen I was awkward af..I died a lot that night. When I first saw them I freaked out. After the show, I was calmer. But I was trying to hide how scared I was. I don’t know if I succeeded. I thanked Jo in Swedish and he spoke Swedish back to me. They are all so beautiful I just can’t process it. Like this whole night happened and it feels like a dream. There were these girls there, they were really trying to hard with Tim. The poor guy. He was stoned at. God that Man isn’t real I swear. Tim and Kungen are in love and Idk what anyone says. But the girl was all oh what are you doing tonight it’s still early. She asked if he wanted to get married and have kids. She pet his hair and asked what shampoo he used. Me and the other girls I met were like making fun of her. There were a few drunk chicks and one girl who kept trying to push past me. The photographer girl and her group helped get her taken care of. The show was awesome. I growled. They noticed. John said we were loud. That was me. When I first did it one of the girls looked over at me all shocked. Yea. I went Ham. I can’t believe it all happened. I have some show shots also. Tim and Kungen had there solos. Tim sorta did this bit that he kinda introduced this song in a way. They played so many awesome songs. It was their first time in Cali and their first time in SD. I know ther e is so much more that im not saying l ile how beautiful Tim and Kungen eyes are. Or how shy and sweet Henrik is. How cute and Loveable John is. He had his hair up and down tonight. Both are cute. Kungen isn’t real I stg. He is beautiful and sweet and doesn’t tall a lot, most to Tim. Tim and Kungen are the social butterflies. Jo..is..I don’t even know. I spoke sweddish wsith him. He’s Amazing. The couple I met told me a story how when their car died after their show the guys waiteed with them until the tow truck came. I just can’t explain everything. I’m so overwhelmed and I know I probably was so painfully awkward but I did it. I went to the show alone, and I met the band..

*I was very dehydrated. That’s why I was sitting. Tim offered me water. I said I’d love water. He said unfortunately we don’t have any on the bus. I had ice from my soda and sat by the curb and watched as the girl who wanted to know about Tim’s thoughts on children, snagged him up. Kungen was talking to some of the people I met. One guy gave him moonshine.

* I was waiting cause Tim went off to get cigarettes. I told him he could have my other pack, he said he couldn’t take my cigs. He left for awhile. Kungen met people he knew. They smoked him out in the lot my car was in. Tim, eventually was there. The photographer girl told me to go get his sig, his was the only one I didn’t have. She w ant with me. I awkwardly asked for the sig, he said yes. I said in a joking way you know, you gotta collect him all, and he was like yea, like Pokemon and I was like yea. And I died after I said that.

*Tim said he’d be back, and he looked back after he was walking away, Im not sure who he was looking at, could have been the people he knew, could have been my way idk.. With Tim you swear all that sunshine is for you. Like looking at my photo just makes me happy.

*All the girls loved my Type O patch

*Oh before, Tim asked about the water I kinda stumbled a bit, Dehydrated..much headbanging and death metal growling.. Tim caught me

I know there’s more..but it’ll take while for me to process..anyone who real all this deserves an award.

#henrik bowed back...#they are all so beautiful #tim & kungen are my two favorite social butterflies #i love them all #i now own a lucky tribulation shirt..i wore it to ghost also..now i have to wear it to all the shows..#my avatar show #avatar #avatar Metal #avatar Band #johannes eckerström #john alfredsson #jonas jarlsby #Kungen #tim öhrström #henrik sandelin

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