#I think the scions from the EW squad should get a group tattoo for that

[elizabethrobertajones]

4, 5, 13, 24, urithan :3

oooooh.

What’s their favorite sleeping/cuddling positions?

Listen. Listen, I am all for creative thinking outside the box big spoon/little spoon dynamics that smash expectations and have some edgy cool take on the characters. Thancred probably agrees with me and squirms and wiggles and rolls over with huffs and sighs while they're trying to fall asleep and he's fighting it off, and also fighting off Urianger's sleepy grasping arms reaching for a cuddle.

But they WILL wake up all snug and cuddled up with Urianger as the big spoon, all wrapped around him and the blankets kicked away because he runs hot. And it will be the coziest he's ever felt every time and he'll make just as many grumpy little comments about Urianger letting go and trying to get out of bed as he did while elbowing him all night trying to resist this.

Sometimes you just need the elezen weighted blanket.

Who does what chores?

Obviously Urianger can't cook because he's a prime Archon Loaf advocate (urgh, no one's perfect, here's your reminder). I'm not sure Thancred is MUCH better but he can do practical meals which won't poison you and he got a lot better with making do while having to feed Ryne while they travelled together, and can be creative with specifically anything that grows/lives in Il Mheg. Bookman's Shelves is right near the salad foods gathering spot so no one got scurvy. Anyway Urianger probably never, ever tidied up, just sorted the book piles to clear a space to work, but I imagine he has a lot of spells for lazy academics to help with laundry and other cleaning that would be a lot of scrubbing. Especially as an alchemist. I think after Thancred and Ryne left to go back on their travels, Urianger would always find his space a bit tidier than he remembered, and Thancred would notice the whites on their clothes really popped and they were stain-free again.

What’s their opinions on PDA?

Thancred like "love them... wait, for me?" and then disappears in a puff of smoke. He can't even admit to more than wry attachment to his own husband in public. He can probably be coaxed out of that shell since he's quietly admitted he sort of maybe likes Urianger by now, but honestly. That's a work in progress and Urianger probably doesn't feel a strong stake in overcoming it, more than not wanting to upset Thancred by absentmindedly touching him and making him squirm in alarm at being Perceived. I feel like Thancred's emotional barriers that stop him expressing Genuine Emotions without narrating them grimly is kind of a core character trait so godspeed, Urianger.

(He's got so much better at some of the other stuff so I'm not completely hopeless :P)

What are their favorite places to kiss on their partner(s)? What are their favorite types of kisses?

I will always hold that Urianger loooooves kissing archon marks etc (Thanks Moenbryda for the thigh tattoo), which means lots of neck kissies for Thancred. Pulling on that collar to get at it, nuzzling him when they're just hugging and he burrows in to press his lips there... Just totally irresistible to him.

.... I can't stop thinking about how *I* would want to walk up behind Urianger and kiss the skin exposed by his plunging back of his dress so I'm just shamelessly giving that headcanon to Thancred to enjoy.

#ffxiv #asks #thanuri #shadowbringers spoilers #actually #I think the scions from the EW squad should get a group tattoo for that #...... maybe a stylised Meteion ...... #anyway thanks for making me spend an hour thinking of nothing but Thancred and Urianger kissing. #:3