#INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

[walking--contradictio---n]

This is what King Chip was talking about

#King Chip #interior crocodile alligator #chevrolet movie theater #ai art generator #ai artwork

[lauralot89]

#damn it Milo #cats #interior crocodile alligator

[hileynoteson]

poking around on the internet archive and found this

#interior crocodile alligator #memes #2009

[feraldrollery]

Chip tha Ripper - Interior Crocodile Alligator (Official Video)

#Interior Crocodile Alligator #Youtube

[plasma-tree]

eating fried rice and working on a thing

#interior crocodile alligator

[circleturk]

I drive a Chevrolet movie thee-ay-ter

#chip the ripper #interior crocodile alligator #y’all still riding 20s y’all some Oompa Loompas #s.l.a.b. freestyle #slab freestyle

[toastsbaby]

morning mantra for the depressed:

interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater

#depression #lol #shouting into the void #my psychiatrist must be so done with me #lexapro girly #interior crocodile alligator #i drive a chevrolet #movie #the-a-ter

[quinnsaturn]

long story short i started working on this ~2 years ago, it eventually took up >800mb on my phone, stopped for a long while, then the file got corrupted and i had to start over. this is the progress i've made in the past couple days

#this audio is etched into my skull so it wasn't too hard to recreate #although the interior crocodile alligator audio is ass quality and i'm not sure what i did to it before #this actually sounds better than the previous version too lmao maybe i needed to remake it

[faggotzoro]

i never talk about my fic wips because its all porn. its all porn im sorry. i’ve had one in the works for months where zoro is giving luffy head in a movie theatre but luffy doesnt even give a shit because hes too distracted by the movie

#nep speaks #i cant work on it because the title is interior crocodile alligator #and i get that song stuck in my head whenever i read the title #and i cant write listening or thinking about music #interior crocodile alligator..... i drive a chevrolet movie theatre...........

[chounaifu]

C'mere gator gator gator

Makes these sounds at you.

#➤ 《 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 》 Out Of Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #anonyomous #{ Interior crocodile alligator.... #I drive a chevrolet movie theater. }

[tvguts]

i like the idea of spotify's hyper-specific mood playlists but it seems like every time i see one, no matter what the theme is, the first 3 artists are ed sheeran, taylor swift, and harry styles. ok man. i guess you can call that "pumped up" or "villain mode" or whatever. who am i to judge

#though they did rec me an internet throwback playlist and it has interior crocodile alligator on it #so post cancelled and everything is forgiven i guess

[beanneversean]

*rawr* ❤️

#interior #crocodile #alligator #I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

[average-noone-blog]

There is No Hope

It's just that, the lack of hope. Why? because we are live. But have fun with it.. or don't I'm not your mom

#Tingle #Bingle #Interior-crocodile-alligator

[drinkybirdz]

feel like im going crazy not drawing. fine ill write pemberton cabin project*THROWS PAPERS*

#put on interior crocodile alligator to start and now i know i cant do anything with interior crocodile alligator on. sad

[7-wonders]

Morpheus Does Not Understand Millennial/Gen-Z Humor (Morpheus x reader)

Sometimes, it's difficult to remember that Morpheus is an anthropomorphic personification of a concept that is likely billions of years old. When you look at him, after all, he looks like a regular man (an unfairly pretty regular man, but a man all the same)

Morpheus was also locked up underground for over a century, which adds another layer of complexity to him

This leads to some pretty...interesting interactions with him

Let's face it: Millennials and Gen-Z'ers are nihilists on their best days

We've seen manmade horror after manmade horror our entire lives while living in the midst of late-stage capitalism, which has given all of us a pretty odd sense of humor

When you begin to date/court/see Morpheus, he becomes privy to this in the worst of ways

The first time is when you're attempting to look something up on your phone and you drop it

The device lands face-down on the ground, and you stare at what has now become Schrödinger's phone for a long moment

After letting out a long, pained sigh, you go to pick it up and mutter "I swear to god if this screen shattered, I'm gonna fucking kill myself"

Morpheus, of course, heard you perfectly clear

When you straighten up and look at him after checking your phone (no damage, thankfully), you see his horrified gaze

"I—You will do no such thing. I positively forbid it."

He looks torn between lecturing you and sitting you down for an intervention, so you grab one of his hands to stop his spiraling before it can go any further

"No I don't actually wanna kill myself, it's a..." What is it? A figure of speech? A meme? A joke? Finally, you settle on, "It's just something people say when faced with a minor inconvenience."

Morpheus is not at all impressed with this, and it shows very clearly on his face. "That is ridiculous, that one would become suicidal over something as trivial as their cellular device falling."

You just shrug in a "what can you do?" expression

This isn't the only instance that Morpheus gets to see generational humor at play

One time you're at the New Inn bc Hob is trying to curate a new cocktail menu and needs an outside opinion (Morpheus is just standing in the corner like 🧍‍♂️)

After you try your favorite one you're like, "Hob this SLAPS"

Hob's beaming bc he understands what you're saying since he teaches college students, but Morpheus pipes up and says, "The drink does not have arms with which to slap you"

This sends you and Hob into hysterics

Don't even try to open TikTok when he's anywhere near you bc he WILL want to see what you're laughing at and having to explain a TikTok takes all of the humor out of it

( "Well it's funny because she said that the rats don't run the city like it's a declaration of war against the rats"

"What is it then?"

"...I'm changing the subject")

Matthew has become your gossip buddy because he sees everything, and one night in the Dreaming he finds you in the library with Morpheus

He's doing excited little raven hops across the table and you say, "Matthew, do you have tea for me?"

Matthew's about to reply that, yes he does and you had better buckle up, when Morpheus beats him

"Would you like tea, my love? I can arrange that for you."

You smile at him like he's a child that just said something funny. "No, 'tea' means gossip. Matthew looks like he has gossip."

You whisper popular TikTok sounds under your breath a lot and Morpheus has just learned to not even ask when he hears you mutter something like, "Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater."

You're just glad you've never been in a car with him, because you know that the instinctive "Road work ahead? Uh YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES" that you won't be able to stop yourself from saying when you see a 'Road Work Ahead' sign will probably make his poor head explode

#morpheus imagine #morpheus x reader #morpheus #dream of the endless imagine #dream of the endless x reader #dream of the endless #the sandman imagine #the sandman