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#Incorrect Mason Bro's quotes
spookyblazecoffee · 1 year
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Mason: I can be your partner for the next race. Isaac: Sorry, Mason. It's a sibling race. Liam: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this. Isaac: It's only children, Liam. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!
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chuuyas--boo · 3 years
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Eddie: What does 'take out' mean? George: Food. Carl: Dating Albert: Murder Riley: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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g0ttal0ve101 · 3 years
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Henry: *beats George’s ass for drawing on the walls* YOU BETTER GET IN YOUR ROOM FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT. NO DINNER.
George: WAAAAAHH *stomps into his room* I’M RUNNING AWAY! I’M RUNNING AWAAYYYYYYYYY *grabs his bags and throws clothes in them* GNH AAAAAAAHHHHH I’M RUNNING AWAAYYYYYYY *jumps out of his window and storms into the woods* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Carl: Damn, he’s out. Eddie, go get em.
Eddie: *sigh* Why me?! Can’t you go grab him?!
Carl: No. *starts playing videogames again*
Eddie: 🙄…
Al: This happens every day dw
Riley: 😰-
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amuletrebel · 6 years
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Rachel: Are you okay? You seem kinda out of it.
Eddie: Yeah, been having this headache that comes and goes lately.
Zack: What are you two talking about?
Eddie: There’s the headache.
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lovelylittlegrim · 6 years
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Mason: dude are you okay?
Liam: I’m having a midlife crisis
Mason: you’re only 17.
Liam: Then I’m having a mid-midlife crisis.
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chuuyas--boo · 3 years
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Eddie: thoughts on being gay? Carl: recommended
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g0ttal0ve101 · 3 years
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My head canons on the Mason bros sexualities because. It needed to be said.
@burlaptrickortreater because I said so.
😰 Eddie: Pansexual Panic 😥
“D-D-Do I act gay????”
In denial. Girls. Boys. Everyone. Help. He wants them all. But obviously he’s not gay…*panic*
😏 Carl: Pansexual Perv 🥴
“You ever just wanna dIE-“
He wants someone to love him, but is already in love with the noose he has in the closet. Oh. Eddie’s in the closet too, btw.
🤬 Al: Bisexual Bagel 🥯
“…bitch.”
He loves bagels…and women…and men…and women…and men…and skittles…and men…and women…and bagels…and men…and men…and women…and women…
😊 George: Straight Sociopath 🔪
“Do you want to learn about our lord and savior, Aubrie? No, I won’t let you out of the basemen-“
Aubrie. ❤️
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g0ttal0ve101 · 3 years
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Albert when someone tries to give him affection:
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g0ttal0ve101 · 3 years
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George and Henry’s relationship in a nutshell:
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g0ttal0ve101 · 3 years
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THIS IS SO MESSED UP BUT CARL AND ALBERT VIBES
Carl: I HATE HIM. I HATE HIM. I FEEL LIKE I’M NEVER GONN-
Al: Shut the fuck up. *hangs up*
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g0ttal0ve101 · 3 years
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Yandere Albert: *calls (Y/n)* I'm in the closet...
(Y/n): Aw, you're gay? Cool-
Yandere Albert: NO SHIT HEAD
(Y/n): oh you're in my closet-WHAT THE FUCK-
Yandere Albert: Come on and find me...
(Y/n): You're the closet. Boom. Found.
Yandere Albert: b i t c h . COME GET ME?????
(Y/n): But I'm eatingggggg.
Yandere Albert: Whatever, I murdered your parents.
(Y/n): WHAT-
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g0ttal0ve101 · 3 years
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Carl irl: 👉👈
Carl online: No no no shut up shut up I😬😬😬 will cry at you no cap I will cry at you I'm pretty sure you don't understand that I will cry AT you literally at you no cap😒😒😒😒🤮 involved if you keep talking I'm😇😇😀😀😀 going to cry stop it shut up I am going to😇😇😇 cry at you for real for real no cap shut up your hair is wack and you smell like a tomato girl 🤒shut up I'm going to cry shush shhhh shut up be quiet silence yourself you piece of shit👹👹👹👹👹 that's it you know what it's happening I'm going to cry at you I warned you but you didn't listen now the time has come I😵🤯🤯🤯😷🤥 hope🤯🤯🤯🤯 you're happy as you drown in my salty ass tears and choke on a skittle as I cry😭🤤😪🤮 onto you literally tears on you crying I will now cry at you because you decided you can't shut up 🥶🥶🥵🥵🤠🤠🤠🤮🤮🤮 about aliens👽👽👽👽👻👻👺👺👺👺👾👾👾 not being real now I'm sad and angered you piece of shit you mother fucking piece of SHIT YOU BITCH ASS HOE *cries aesthetically at you without holding back* 😭😢😭😢😭😢😭 see this is what happens *growls cutely* 👺👺👺👺 no one loves you 😊🤭😙😙
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chuuyas--boo · 3 years
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Carl:
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g0ttal0ve101 · 2 years
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Al: …I finally started seeing someone…
Carl: . . .
Carl: As in dating or hallucinations?? 🤨
Al: Fuck you.
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g0ttal0ve101 · 3 years
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Carl: *recording*
George:
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g0ttal0ve101 · 3 years
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No one:
Albert’s SnapChat:
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