#LangMaxx

[lang-rangler-enjoyer]

Certified LangMaxx moment

#LangMaxx #this is a tag now #Strangle bois

[ajockeynamedpod]

And one of these days I’ll write a full post, a whole case for LangMaxx, and stick it in the character tags

I need people to see it I need my vision to be seen ITS WORKED ON A COUPLE PEOPLE I NEED THEM TO BE MORE KNOWN

#the langmaxx manifesto coming to a tumble near you

[lang-rangler-enjoyer]

IDEA

doing a Maxx cosplay in a few months

just remembered I own a pair of classy little gecko earrings 🤔

#langmaxx

[ajockeynamedpod]

not me feeling sad that the ship I like with zero evidence or interaction is less popular than a ship with also zero evidence and interaction

but the one common character’s tag is full of the latter :(

#what I’m saying is langmaxx should be more popular than it is

[ajockeynamedpod]

Sports Maxx with a foot fetish is so ridiculously fitting for him and kinda on brand

and it also makes LangMaxx EXTRA fun. like Lang got them dogs out at ALL times and they have SUCTION CUPS and how the fuck is Maxx supposed to cope with that

like every time he sees this weirdo climbing walls he has to pretend he’s not trying to look at em, meanwhile Lang is sick of being stared at without explanation but Maxx can’t exactly tell him WHY so he just “well you’re a freak and I’m waiting for your shoes to kick you in your own ballsack” with this shitty smarmy grin and it’s disgustingly hot and Lang calls him ugly and fucks off into a vent to have a crisis over it

[ajockeynamedpod]

I want to see Seccolata and Langmaxx interact

Like I wanna see Secco and Lang sniff each other like dogs and beat the LIVING FUCK out of each other while Maxx and Cioccolata have poignant discussions about torture and occasionally go “HEY! TSST! NO. BAD.” at their respective creature

[ajockeynamedpod]

I think I’m gonna spend Christmas working on a group picture of the part 6 kids

i spent it on some langmaxx last year, it’s the logical conclusion lmao

plus I need more references anyway

[ajockeynamedpod]

god that whole polycule makes me so happy but viviano/d+g and langmaxx especially

like holy fuck they’re just. chefs kiss. fantastic

how is there zero content of them outside of stuff I’ve influenced like damn :(

[ajockeynamedpod]

langmaxx is everything ever

#sports maxx

[ajockeynamedpod]

i just need to see lang rangler and sports maxx violently making out like they have full intent to kill each other

they’re beating the shit out of each other and calling each other cucks or ugly dickheads inbetween putting their tongues down each other’s throats. scumbag. asshole. fuck you. kiss me harder you piece of shit is that all you got. i love you. die.

the entire room is a mess and furniture is broken and they both have RAGING boners for each other but they can’t stop insulting each other. it’s their love language. horrible zombie man and his strange spitting lizard creature who take great pleasure in kicking each other’s asses but they love each other and it’s completely understood between them

i fucking love langmaxx dude holy shit

#lang rangler #sports maxx #you know what? in the tag you go.

[lang-rangler-enjoyer]

langmaxx for the writing 👀 nothing in particular but they 👁👁

I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I JUST WASNT HAPPY WITH IT FOR THE LONGEST TIME

(still kinda iffy on it but whatever)

warning for implied sex and disgusting horrible self-indulgent fluff

minors dni

Maxx is awake. 

His first thought is that it’s gotta be like three in the fucking morning, considering he only fell asleep at midnight and it’s still dark out. 

His second thought is that there’s a weight on his body that wasn’t there when he fell asleep.

His eyes flick down to his chest.

There’s a warm body wedged between his arm and torso, laying a head of brown matted hair on his chest. 

The fucker must’ve wormed his way in there while Maxx was sleeping.

This isn’t the first time Lang’s spent the night in Maxx’s cell. He knows Maxx doesn’t appreciate this kind of shit. 

He should push Lang away. He has a reputation to uphold, especially in a place like this. 

For some reason, though, he’s hesitating to go through with it. 

Maxx cranes his neck to look out the cell bars. No guards. No witnesses. 

No damage to his reputation, as long as no one finds out. 

Keeping his eyes trained on the prison outside, his hand slowly, cautiously, moves to rest on Lang’s waist, just above his briefs. 

Trying to shove Lang off him would just be a hassle, and it’s…more comfortable, like this. 

His ring finger finds the raised bump of a scar. Absentmindedly he traces it, four inches from the bottom of Lang’s ribs to his navel. It feels like a knife wound. Briefly, Maxx forgets their whole situation and thinks about asking him about it in the morning. 

He thinks about being back in Port St. Lucie. Letting his guard down like this wouldn’t be so dangerous once he’s living in his own house again, with real privacy and bodyguards on call. His thumb finds another scar over Lang’s ribs, feeling rougher and more recent than the other. Things could be safer for both of them in Maxx’s house. 

That last idea puts some burning, twisting feeling in his guts, and he stomps it down. 

He lifts his head and looks down at Lang, wanting to be distracted. A stray strand of hair has fallen over his face, and every time he breathes out it wafts up a little, like one of those paper strips you tie to an AC so you know it’s on. 

For whatever reason, it makes Maxx smile a little. 

He quickly glances out at the rest of the prison, and then reaches his other hand over and tucks the strand behind Lang’s ear. 

Lang scrunches his face up at this, and Maxx knows he’s woken him up. God dammit. He briskly removes his hand from Lang’s waist. 

Slowly, Lang tilts his head to squint up at him. His sleepy expression and dewy eyes make him look even more like some weird kind of gecko than usual. 

“...th’ fuck are you doing?” He mumbles. 

Maxx grits his teeth, already on the defensive. 

“Get the hell off me.” His tone is stone cold. 

Lang doesn’t get the hell off like he’s supposed to, snaking an arm over Maxx’s torso. 

“Fuck off,” Lang groans, “It’s cold as shit in here, I’m just trying not to freeze. You think I like this? You smell like a fucking morgue.” 

It’s August. It’s not cold at all. 

Maxx opens his mouth and almost ruins everything by pointing out the obvious. He stops himself just in time. To call him out on his lie like that, to acknowledge what they both know is bullshit, would unravel their whole relationship. He quickly picks something else to bitch at him for. 

“Quit clingin’ to me, fuckwad, you’re makin’ it hard to breathe.” 

The game resumes as normal. Lang huffs and tightens his grip. 

“Good. Suffocate.” He mumbles against Maxx’s chest.

“Don’t overstay your welcome, skank,” Maxx mutters, but there’s barely any bite to his words. He’s getting tired.

“Go fuck yourself,” Lang mumbles, settled and content in his new position. 

Maxx yawns. 

“Fuck me yourself, coward.”

Nobody says anything after that. Maxx waits until Lang’s breathing is even enough that he’s definitely asleep to rest his hand back on his waist.

#i'll reread this after work to make sure i didnt miss any jarring grammar or consistency errors #asks

[lang-rangler-enjoyer]

Lang with whatever numbers you wanna do GO FOR IT

YAY LIZARD MAN (this post is super long and broken so im gonna have to make a part 2)

First thought was that he looked and acted like Secco. I just remember seeing his lanky ass crawling around spitting on Jolyne, and being really excited to see what kind of personality/backstory he had

RIGHT FROM THE GET GO, we stan a weird king. he was just so much fun and as the arc kept going we got to learn more about him, i was sad when he got taken out of commission and for the whole torrential downpour arc i was just thinking damn i hope jolyne didn't leave his hat/goggles anywhere stupid he's gonna miss those when he wakes up

Ooh maybe Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown, Despicable by Grandson, or Nothing Good from Centaurworld (watched it while looking after a younger relative, I’m a little too old for TV-Y7 shows lol but there were a handful of good songs) THESE SONGS ARE ALL JUST ABOUT MINE AND A FEW OTHER PEOPLES FANON LANG BUT WHATEVER

Boys Will Be Bugs is about a young teenager and not a grown man in his mid-to-late 20s(?) but I just like the vibes ok? Gee if only there was a character in Stone Ocean who had a sweater or perhaps jacket that had spots on it…

Despicable is more of a LangMaxx song but i have to share these lines

GET IT BECAUSE JUMPIN JACK FLASH HAS ANTIGRAVITY DO YOU GET IT DO YOU-

Nothing Good as a Lang song makes no sense unless you're versed in the part 6 polycule lore lmao. basically this is Lang doing a Bad Job of coping with Maxx's death, and the "fragile things" line is sung by McQueen. ("fragile things" is a metaphor in the show that means being vulnerable w your loved ones and accepting help/support) I KNOW there's lines that don't make sense but i just like the vibes. also this line ↓ is about Pucci

#PART 2 LATER IM SO SORRY I WENT FULL AUTISM ON THIS #lang rangler #asks

[ajockeynamedpod]

before I go down for a nap I just wanna mention

Viviano/D+G is a lifeline for me rn, SaleZucc always have been and LangMaxx is too, but those two in particular are getting me through some nasty fuckin shit. Talking about them to the two people who want to hear anything to do with them is basically what I wake up for anymore, and they’re so niche that no one else cares except those two when I talk about them.

Not to mention aside from one art piece done by someone else I’m the only person who does anything with them as a couple and makes content about them together. Even though the whole thing is speculative since they don’t even interact, but I absolutely ADORE what could be.

hating that ship is kinda hating me at this point considering how much I’ve thrown myself into it and how much I rely on them for any drops of serotonin i can scrounge, same as it was for SaleZucc. But at least they had a fanbase, even if there were only a few.

but now I’m self conscious so that’s really good and cool

#i don’t even know what to do now

[ajockeynamedpod]

adding this to the langmaxx playlist unironically but only because the idea of a montage of them making out and beating the shit out of each other and insulting each other and holding hands set to this song is really fucking funny

#Youtube

[ajockeynamedpod]

wekamage 🤝 langmaxx

🤔

[ajockeynamedpod]

they use rikiel for maxx because he’s anxious and conventionally cute and uwu and all that shit but I guess lang’s not good enough because he’s ‘weird’ in the weird people manga/anime. when he’s the one fucking person who could probably stand up to maxx and not give a shit who ISNT a guard

like I’m sorry that you don’t give a shit about lang because he’s not ‘cute’ like rikiel or doppio or whatever but fuck this.

I put so much into trying to get langmaxx across to people and all I ever see in the maxx tag is him and fucking rikiel and on god it’s making me dislike him and I don’t WANT to. i try so hard dude. but I can’t draw anymore or write anymore or anything so I guess fuck anything I have to say about it!!! who fucking cares if they can’t see it right!!!!!!!! who fucking cares if there isn’t tons of commissioned full color or inked art!!!!

I want my ship to get love and attention too and the only reason THIS one took off is because of conventional attractiveness bias. fuck you. if you want to give him someone vulnerable, give maxx mcqueen

yes I’m being petty my whole life is being torn upside down because of a power tripping asshole and all I’m seeing from one of my beloved tags is a crackship that makes less sense than the one I’ve been trying to show people for over a year now