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Legosi: Would you please peel this apple for me?
Louis: No! No, I’m not gonna peel an apple for you.
Legosi: But Jack always does it for me!
Louis: Why does Jack peel your apples for you?!?
Legosi: He doesn’t like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it, he says the skin’s loaded with toxins.
Louis: OK, well, good news - Jack’s not here.
Legosi: I know he’s not here and that’s why I need you to do it for me. PLEASE, PLEASE.
Louis: Oh Jesus, just eat it with the skin on it.
Legosi: I do not LIKE IT with the skin, Louis. I'm not ALLOWED to eat it with the skin, I'm not ALLOWED!
Louis: OH MY GOD, all right. If you just shut up, I will peel the apple for you the way Jack likes you to eat it! Give it to me, give it to me! I’ll do it the way Jack insists. That bastard.
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