#MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes

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Meg: *getting in trouble for something* If I’m going down, I’m taking everyone else down with me!

#Meg Weill #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes #Source: FRIENDS #FRIENDS

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Ollie: What’s wrong with you?

Meg: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

#Ollie Nakamura #Meg Weill #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes #Source: The Umbrella Academy #The Umbrella Academy

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Faye: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Sammy: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Sandy: Tackle him.

Bella: Dump him.

Audrey Felicity: Kick him in the shin.

Lou: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

#Faye Liu #Lou Stark #Samara Varad #Bella Jesse #Sandy Allyn #Audrey Felicity Kennedy #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes #TW: Violence Mention

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Jaime: Good morning, cruel world.

Kelly: Don’t you mean goodbye?

Jaime: No, I meant good morning. This world may be cruel but I’m still kickin’.

#Jaime DeMarcus #Kelly Myers #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes #Source: Tumblr #Tumblr

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Lou: Well, I googled ‘I hate Ellis Porter’ and got over 4 million results.

#Lou Stark #Ellis Porter #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Lars: Phoebe, I never thought I'd be able to say this without sounding like a hypocrite... But you... are a huge nerd!

#Lars Redmond #Phoebe Harriet-Redmond #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes #Source: Sanders Sides #Sanders Sides

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Kelly: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Kelly: Meg’s still kinda mad about it, but me and Jaime were drunk and thought it would be funny.

#Kelly Myers #Meg Weill #Jaime DeMarcus #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Jaime: What language does Meg think in?

Sandy: English, probably.

Kelly: Spanish, definitely.

Meg: Bold of you guys to assume I think.

#Jaime DeMarcus #Sandy Allyn #Kelly Myers #Meg Weill #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Kelly: If I had a nickel for every time Meg dated me, I’d have two nickels.

Kelly: Which isn’t a lot, it’s just weird that it happened twice.

#Kelly Myers #Meg Weill #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes #Source: Phineas and Ferb #Phineas and Ferb

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Sandy: Hey, I’m basing a character off of Kelly, but what color are his eyes?

Meg: *immediately* Light green.

Sandy: …

Sandy: “No romantic feelings” my FOOT!

#Sandy Allyn #Meg WEill #Kelly Myers #Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird #MegA Weird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes #Source: Me #Source: Original

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Ellis: So, let me get this straight--

Sandy: More like let me run this BI you.

Zoey: Let’s just see how this PANS out.

Jaime: We should ACE-cess the situation.

Ollie: I’m GAY.

#Ellis Padlo #Sandy Allyn #Zoey Fields #Jaime DeMarcus #Ollie Nakamura #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Kelly: *during weekly game night* It’s a white flag, Meg, and you may as well start waving it now.

Meg: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER.

Jaime: …

Bella: …

Lou: …

Kelly: Good Lord.

#Kelly Myers #Meg Weill #Jaime DeMarcus #Bella Jesse #Lou Stark #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes #Source: Parks and Rec #Park and Rec #TW: Decapitation

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Kelly: Hey, everyone, I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control--

Jaime: Impulsivity and inattention to detail.

Kelly: Hey…

#Kelly Myers #Jaime DeMarcus #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes #Source: The Office #The Office

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Sandy: I feel like I want to murder someone.

Sandy: And also, I want soft pretzels.

#Sandy Allyn #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes #Source: New Girl #New Girl #TW: Murder #TW: Food

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Jaime: Shhh! Here comes Phoebe!

Kelly: Quick, Lars, start talking about boring nerd stuff!

Lars: You know nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word ‘nerd’ derogatorily, it means you’re the one out of the zeitgeist-

Kelly: Yes, that’s perfect, just like that.

#Jaime DeMarcus #Phoebe Harriet-Redmond #Kelly Myers #Lars Redmond #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes #Source: Parks and Rec #Parks and Rec

[meg-a-weird-writing]

Meg: Can you at least try to see things from my point of view?

Ollie: *crouching down to Meg’s height* Okay, let’s do this.

#Meg Weill #Ollie Nakamura #Incorrect Quotes #MegA Weird #MegAWeird #MegA Weird Incorrect Quotes #MegAWeird Incorrect Quotes