#Renault Daniel was the hottest Daniel has ever been

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There has been talk that Daniel left Renault to go to McLaren because of internal politics and a messy management dynamic in the team but no. The real reason Daniel left was because he understood that a driver-team principal dynamic filled to the brim with salacious, beautiful nosed, sad honey-amber eyed, olive skinned, authentic Mediterranean sexual tension that he shared with Cyril would simply have broken the space time continuum. Him sticking around with Cyril who obviously deeply loved him would have been too much. Which is why he had to uproot himself and sign up to be in that shitbox papaya with that ugly fraud Mak Frown. Daniel did that so the scales of the universe don't tip due to all that collective beauty being in one place.

#I don't watch Drive to Survive much but I'm sick and the Renault episode is on #Cyril my beloved #I will [redacted] for you to [redacted] till we [redacted] and I [redacted] and we [redacted] and you [redacted] #These two boys would have been sooo BEAUTIFUL lord knew he couldn't let that shit roll for too long #And lets not forget #Renault Daniel was the hottest Daniel has ever been #The black and yellow suited him #His curls were gorgeous #His beard was lush #Bee Daniel best Daniel #Its a good thing I never got to see Cyril & Daniel in the same room together because the urge to be eiffel towered [signal cuts to static] #Daniel Ricciardo #DR3 #Formula 1 #renault #F1 #Cyril Abiteboul #Formula 1 2020 #mclaren #zak brown

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8, 18, 27 and 28 for the f1 ask game

8. Top 5 drivers hair wise, eyes wise, and eyebrows wise?

hair: I'm a simp for Seb's hair rn and also capless max after a race it's just 😌✨ (special mentions to mullet Dan, young Nico Rosberg and Lewis's braids so that makes top 5) (and Carlos's bc it looks so fluffy)

eyes: MICK HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE SKY ORBS OMG I'm in love (the rest of the top would be Max, Charles, Daniel and Yuki in no particular order)

eyebrows: Charles. so flawless. and idk eyebrows look all almost the same to me

18. Who's the best TP and who's the hottest?Güenther Steiner is the best obv and if I spoke about Toto- (I'M SORRY)

27. Have you ever been to a race?

no :( I actually live relatively close to a city that has a f1 circuit but the tickets are really expensive and the race is in exam season

but my friend and I are planning to go when we are able 😈 (probably never but we love to do unlikely-to-happen plans)

28. What's your favorite livery and what's your least favorite?In 2022 and of all time.

Aston Martin livery is my fav rn (I also like redbull and williams) and the least fav is Ferrari (I'm sorry again)

all time fav: BLUE AND YELLOW RENAULT and least fav idk tbh maybe the black and yellow renault :/

#me answering an ask from my fav person in this hellsite #me answering #f1