#Scavenger King is a bitch ass motherfucker

[dripisdaidiot]

Arti’s Announcement

Scavenger King pissed off Arti’s wife. We’re all screwed. (For @pansear-doodles)

I planned to voice the video, but I just couldn’t manage to find the right tone after some attempts. So I decided to just leave the audio as it is. If anyone wants to do a little voicing voice voice, go ahead, do whatever you want with it!

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And,

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#Memes #Shitpost #Rain World #RainWorld #Rain World Shitpost #Slugcat #RW Artificer #Video #Rain World Fanart #I’ve come to make an announcement #Scavenger King is a bitch ass motherfucker #TW Flashing #Youtube

[slugcatt]

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, THE SCAVENGER KING IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

#this is supposed to be #artihunter #but feel free to tag this as whatever rw ship you want lmao #rain world #rw scavenger #rw dp #rain world downpour #rw downpour #[public broadcast]

[dameronology]

star wars characters as paramore songs

i am bored. i love star wars and i love paramore. thank you for coming to my ted talk. 

finn - playing god 

‘next time you point a finger i might have to bend it back and break it off/next time you point a finger, i’ll point you to the mirror’ + ‘just keep on cramming ideas down my throat’ 

this song screams fuck you energy - specifically fuck you, first order energy. it’s all about getting away from people who try to force their ideals onto you and hold you back from reaching your best potential & that’s exactly what finn does. he breaks out and joins the good fight and we all clapped when he killed phasma. a king. 

poe - now 

‘lost the battle, win the war/i’m bringing my sinking ship back to the shore’ + ‘there’s a time and a place to die, but this ain’t it’

i had quite a few songs i wanted to use for poe but this one specifically fits him quite well; it’s about retaining hope in tough times and using your vision of a brighter future to get to a better place, even if things seem really shitty. he always stays hopeful that the resistance will pull through, even when things get really dire, and it’s that little spark that helps them win in the end. 

rey - let the flames begin

‘i believe that there’s hope buried/hiding/growing beneath it all’ + ‘somewhere weakness is our strength and i’ll die searching for it’

for me, this song is about fighting a battle even when it feels like you’re losing and searching for a reason to fight even when it feels like visions are fading. we see rey go from a bright-eyed scavenger to a more weathered warrior but no matter how much she sees or experiences, she never strays away from the light side even when kylo ren/ben solo quite literally sticks his hand out and invites her to join him. she always tries to keep her goals in mind and she always fights for them, even when the going gets tough. 

han solo - anklebiters 

‘some day you’re gonna be the only one you’ve got’ + ‘fall in love with yourself’ 

this song has big ‘i’m an independent bitch’ energy and that feels very han to me. he always has his own interests at heart - sometimes good, sometimes bad - and he always has his own back, no matter what. we see him develop a lot into someone who thinks more collectively about wider group interests and for the people he cares about but ultimately, han’s best friend is han and he isn’t gonna rely on anyone else.

aside from maybe chewie. 

leia organa - simmer (this is actually from hayley’s solo album but...allow it pls)

‘rage is a quiet thing’ + nothing cuts like a mother’

this song is about being angry and unsetted; leia has this spark inside her, this energy and this wrath, to do the right thing and restore balance to the galaxy. she uses it as her fuel, always #getsshitdone and she’s never apologetic about it. hell hath no fury like a leia scorned. 

luke skywalker - careful

 ‘open your eyes like i opened mine, it’s only the real world’ + ‘you can’t be too careful anymore when all that’s waiting for you, won’t come any closer/you’ve got to reach a little more’

luke went from an innocent, optimistic farm boy to a wise jedi; he saw a lot and experienced a lot but the only thing about him that changes was the way he approached things. he started to become a lot more gutsy and understood that if he wanted to achieve his goals and kick ass, he’d have to get up and take charge. he stopped waiting around for fate to do shit for him and started doing it himself. 

obi-wan kenobi - monster (creds to anon from earlier for giving me this idea! an absolute legend) 

‘i’ll stop the whole word from turning into a monster and eating us alive’ + ‘call me a traitor, i’m just collecting your victims’

all this poor man ever does is fight for what he thinks is right and helps the people around him and how does he get repaid? he loses literally everything and he still continues to do shit for everyone else and he spends his whole life cleaning up collateral damage created by anakin motherfucking skywalker. obi stays on tatooine, he trains luke and he kicks down the first domino that lead to the chain reaction of things that would eventually see the defeat of the empire. 

anakin skywalker - when it rains

‘you made yourself a bed at the bottom of the blackest hole’ + ‘just running away, from all of the ones that love you’ + ‘when it rains on this side of town, it touches everything’

anakin is sad. anakin is very, very sad. the poor boy probably just wants to be loved but he has no idea how - he pushes everyone away and eventually, that leads to his downfall. it’s not necessarily his fault but his inability to deal with those negative emotions eventually effects everyone and even when they try to help, the kid slips away to the dark side. 

padme amidala - brick by boring brick 

‘the angles were all wrong, now she’s ripping wings off of butterflies’ + ‘her prince finally came to save her...but it was a trick’ + ‘go get your shovel and we’ll dig a deep hole, to bury the castle’ 

padme probably couldn’t have predicted anakin turning to the dark side but she did choose to see the best in him...and it kinda lowkey did kill her. this song is about blind hope and believing in fairy tale endings and having it come back to bite you in the ass and that sorta sums them up quite nicely (love u tho padme <3) 

#paramore #star wars #val chats shit

[apriki]

RISE OF SKYWALKER

IT HAS BEEN SEEN MY FRIENDS... LET’S GO

IT WAS A LOVE STORY ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU. GUYS. I AM SO... ALIVE RIGHT NOW I 

okay that opening scrawl i laughed so hard... THE DEAD SPEAK!!

‘supreme leader kylo ren’ will never not be funny

OKAY OPENING WITH KYLO I SCREAMED.... HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN TO YOU.... HOW MUCH

okay and his ruthless hell bent search for this silly macguffin.... we love a demonic legend

and ALSO his determination to kill the past!!!!!! HE HAS LITERALLY BEEN CIRCLING THIS THE WHOLE SERIES

look, i am biased because kylo is my favourite and he has been the one thing that’s been consistently written and done across this trilogy and i’m very spoiled because i got everything i wanted here

but KYLO REN. KYLO REN!!!!!!!!!!!

laughed my ASS off at the snoke in the tube and palpatine being like ‘surprise bitch.... bet you thought you’d seen the last of me’

laughed decidedly LESS at ‘i’ve been every voice you’ve ever heard in your head’

look this isn’t going to be a review.... just my thoughts really and this decidedly isn’t a comparison with the last jedi which it seems like everyone wants to do in a weird victorious kind of way

but kylo killing snoke/his abuser in tlj was a terrifying powerful moment to watch and i loved it fiercely and still do, and for kylo to see that he hadn’t done that at all.... and that evil still abides.... fucking nightmare, honestly

and that’s when i started getting a feeling in the back of my head because look he is so determined to kill the past

(let the past die)

that he will kill himself as well to do it. that has always been kylo’s character since the very beginning. SO!!!!!

also the structural integrity of palp’s hideaway.... not great

palps: kill rey heh heh

kylo: i am absolutely not gonna do that but okay

omfg when kylo was like ME AND MY KNIGHTS OF REN ARE GOING HUNTING

i cannot explain to you how HILARIOUS the knights of ren are to me

they do nothing! they say nothing! they just stand around and look stupid in their stupid helmets..... i laughed every single time they were on screen

it’s like kylo’s uselessness manifests into what 6? 7 more useless things. the Knights of Ren

‘we’re going hunting’ are you TWELVE YEARS OLD

this film felt like it was going a million miles an hour, all the time, and that started for me in that first scene in the falcon which was going all over the place? for some reason?

anyway THERE’S A MOLE IN THE FIRST ORDER and i know it is hux but i kind of wanted it to be kylo on the side.... though i know he is not capable of any such subterfuge. about as subtle as a wrecking ball... and my SON

loved the comraderie with poe and finn. i liked the lived-in feeling of the relationships between the rebellion characters this time around

felt like they had that new alien dude in the falcon for no reason and for two seconds like... why

(to sell toys, of course. the same reason why they have a new tiny droid)

but that of course is just the first in a long line of new and underdeveloped characters in this movie. but you know what? i can accept this because the core emotional story was strong and also, it’s star wars? a big sprawling mess is what it has always, always been. ANYWHOMST

REY IN THE FOREST LEVITATING!!!!

the white outfit!!! how at one she is with nature??? SORRY IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

and okay the specific framing of rey and rey’s power in this movie as not only a part of the force but so specifically as a woman using the force... like the power of empathy! the power of healing!!! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL WHATEVER

when she called leia her MASTER? MY HEART

THE POWER OF WOMEN!!!

on the flip side, doesn’t it kind of feel like poe has a problem with women?

like as soon as he started riffing with rey i was like GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

but in hindsight i feel kind of better about them and their interactions... more on that later

FINN! finn in this movie was WONDERFUL

(except it annoyed me how they had the whole ‘there’s something i want to say to you’ and never had him say it... like even if he was going to say he loved rey okay just don’t leave it hanging like that?)

FORCE FUCKING SENSITIVE!!!!!!

look i really think they did they best they could with a really difficult job in incorporating leia and previous footage into this movie. it wouldn’t have felt right without her and the scenes were a bit clunky but again, a very very difficult thing to do

LEIA AND REY’S RELATIONSHIP..... MY HEART HURTS

i love that rey’s storyline has depth and motivation and kylo’s storyline is literally revolving around rey like she’s the sun

like i literally love this. MORE OF THIS!!!

FORCE BOND STILL EXISTSSSSSSSS

KNEW IT CALLED IT CLAIMED IT LOVE IT

the soft gasp rey does whenever kylo is about to show up for forceskype i love this song

the knights of ren standing around while kylo’s helmet got fixed omfg they are the stupidesttttt

kylo: maybe i don’t want to wear the helmet

the knights of ren: maybe shut the fuck up 

Let’s Go To Burning Man

i actually kind of liked seeing these people doing their own cool cultural thing. like again this movie went at lightspeed but i did enjoy that. what’s better than this? just aliens being dudes

when rey talked to that little girl and she asked her last name i was like LOLLLL HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

as soon as lando showed up it was like ‘oh it’s lando’

‘i offered you my hand’

‘I’LL OFFER YOU MY HAND AGAIN’ 

WHY DID HE SAY THIS... LIKE IT WAS A PROPOSAL

I WAS SCREECHING SORRY... WOW.

i have never really found C3PO funny but um he was going off in this movie... when they all looked at him and then he looked away I CACKLED

and the mind wipe like whew man... one day we’re gonna have a conversation about Droids And The Uncomfortable Conclusions About Droids in these movies

but also, i wish they’d had the guts to stick with it and not restore his memory because, what a symbol for the past dying and the end of a saga? like 3PO has been there since the start!! the star wars live in his memory banks ???? and R2 as well i suppose

don’t think too long about this cause then you realise that for some reason they’re still using like 80 year old iphones and R2 and 3PO should be decommissioned for scraps

WHEN HE TOOK THE NECKLACE OFF HER I FOUND IT HOT I FOUND IT SEXY I FOUND IT UMMMM

the sand was a cool visual thing but then THE SNAKE

it felt so GREEK HERO MYTH but then rey stops the script!!

AND DOESN’T FIGHT IT

AND SHE HEALS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as soon as rey healed that snake i was like

‘kylo ren is that snake’

blah blah dagger blah

the sith language and being forbidden actually interests me. i want more proper sith lore

basically i want a revan and bastila movie. make it so

keri russell was WASTED in this movie

but that one scene with her and rey where they had Mutual Respect was so much better and more important than anything she did with poe

poe is like... sure i guess. i mean i liked him better in this movie than tlj and i liked him more as the movie when on but hmmst 

but hey if i get to have a kylo then the poe people can have i poe. i begrudge no one

except, uh.... hux people. y’all really got done this movie huh. ouch

double as bad cause there was literally no point to the new general character. should have just been hux and then had him die in the final battle?

but i laughed when he was like ‘i don’t want you to WIN. i want kylo to LOSE’

THAT’S KING PETTY 

omfg when kylo was like ‘where are you’ and then saw the vader mask and was like ‘oh you’re in my room’

SCREECHED

KYLO’S EVIL BOARD MEETING

LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

WHEN HE SMACKED THAT DUDE TO THE ROOF

sorry the first order is a startup. not even an ‘evil’ one especially because they’re all just a bit evil 

when kylo reacted to that guy saying ‘we should take more children’ and the small thread winding through this movie about children being indoctrinated and rey and ben stopping THAT cycle.. important to me and i wish it had been bigger but i was glad it was there 

all kylo did in the first half of this movie was chase after his girlfriend and tell her how they were meant to be together and that he wasn’t going to kill her even though he should. i love one stupid man

kylo flying his ship at rey deliberately wanting to ‘push her’ and her jumping over it and crashing the whole damn thing

and then him just getting up and walking out of the wreck not a scratch on him

like some kind of hero in a romance novel in his stupid cape lmfaoaoooo... you love to see it

THE PUSH/PULL WITH THE TRANSPORT?

THEIR POWERRRRRR

and then rey with her fuckin LIGHTNING

as soon as that happened i was like, oh lol rey palps then....

but also, THE LOOK OF WONDER BUT ALSO VICTORY ON KYLO’S FACE

ADAM DRIVER SIR

okay to be honest the whole soujourn to the like space swiss village is kind of a blur to me

keri russell was wasted, did i say that already?

although okay that bit when poe was like ‘were you a stormtrooper? were you a scavenger?’ maybe give him his rights

when kylo said WE’RE TWO PARTS OF THE SAME BEING

A DYAD

TWO WHO ARE AS ONE 

two? WHO ARE? AS ONEEEEEE

NEITHER WHOLE WITHOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING OTHER I 

‘i never lied to you’ AND HE NEVER HAS AND NEVER FUCKING DIDDD!!!!!

all the stormtroopers getting knocked back and kylo steadying himself with the force lol... it’s these little things ok 

JODIE COMER? 

rEy PaLpAtInE

I LAUGHED MY ASSSS OFFFFFFF

like... sure jj. sure

look, i have always understood and respected the choice to make rey ‘nobody’ (like anakin was! the force just makes who it needs to create the balance!) but if rey was going to be anyone i guess.... this is the best choice?

and i think there IS merit in the story going from ‘person burdened with legacy vs person with no legacy’ to ‘person with a legacy of good turning evil and person with a legacy of evil turning good’

i gotta think longer and more about this but. besides its inherent silliness i do not hate this ‘twist’ 

this movie jumped from planet to planet like a ping pong ball! it felt a bit jarring but my mum pointed out that the galaxy IS big and they’ve never really done this before and i was like hmmm Points Were Made

THE FIGHT ON THE OLD DEATH STAR

KYLO DODGING REY’S SWIPES AND NOT EVEN PULLING HIS SABER UNTIL HE HAD TO

THEN ONLY FIGHTING DEFENSIVELY

and her DESPERATION

ALMOST LIKE SHE’S FIGHTING HERSELF

BECAUSE THEY ARE TWO HALVES! OF ONE WHOLE!

and then oh my god

‘you can’t go back to her (leia). just like i can’t’

and the VICTORY in his eyes and the acknowledgment of the truth in hers

because THEY ARE THE SSSAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEE

when rey SCREECHED and force threw finn back.... oh fuck

(sidebar the way finn was so determinedly THERE for rey this whole movie... even when she said about the sith throne... his faith in her didn’t waver im verklempt)

WHEN HE DISAPPEARED AND REY LOOKED BACK HORRIFIED

because he can’t go! because the fight is what they have and what she’s clinging on to!

AND THEN HE WALKED UP OUT THE WATTTTEERRRRRRRRR

absolute romantic nonsense.

AND THEN

SHE KILLED HIM

SHE KILLED HIM!!!!!!

SHE KILLED KYLO REN WITH HIS OWN DAMN CRUCIFIX SWORD

I COULD NOT

BE LEEEEAAAF

THIS HAS BEEN MY DREAM ENDGAME SINCE THE START AND IT’S HERE TWO THIRDS THROUGH THE FUCKING LAST MOVIE?

A GIFT. LICH RALLY A GIFT TO MEEEEE

leia gave her LIFE for her SON I...

this was the only moment in the movie where i started to get some tears cause like... IT WAS JUST SO MUCH

AND REY.... TOOK LEIA’S ENERGY THROUGH THE FORCE... 

AND SHE PUT HER HANDS ON HIM

AND SHE HEALED HIM

SHE’S A SCAVENGER

SHE FIXES BROKEN THINGGGGSSSSS

HE DIED BECAUSE SHE KILLED HIM 

AND HE LIVES BECAUSE SHE HEALED HIM... 

WHEN. WILL. YOUR. FAVES?????????

‘I WANTED TO TAKE YOUR HAND. BEN’S HAND’

take my hand? take my whole life too

IIRENGOWENRGKLJEWNGFKJBKJBKJBKJLB

ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WINDSWEPT CLOSE UP SHOTS OF KYLO’S BEAUTIFUL WINDSWEPT FACE IN THIS MOVIE. I WAS BREATHLESS

KYLO STNADING ON THE EDGE OF THAT SEA WITH THE WIND GOING AND HIS LEG OUT LIKE THE STUPID BYRONIC HERO HE IS

HEATHCLIFF? HEATHCLIFF ON THE MOOR?

HAN’S HAND ON BEN’S FACE

HE CALLED HIM. DAD

‘kylo ren is dead’

OHHHHHH BABBBBYYYYYY

look i loved the crossguard saber but i understood why it had to go

and like ben shedding the persona he had built as a defence mechanism... rey killed that part of him? powerful too powerful

i know i have rose coloured glasses because i care about the core story of kylo/rey enough and i’m passionate enough about it but okay the way they are entwined with one another on the journey to identity is the greatest thing a silly blockbuster series has maybe ever given me 

it’s tam lin. IT’S FAIRY TALE NONSENSE AND I LOVE IT 

i 100% know in my bones they wanted the scene with han to be leia but they obviously couldnt have that so that was fine. when ben turned his head around and heard her and felt her.... DONT LOOK AT ME

the most emotional moment in this movie was when chewie heard about leia and broke down and collapsed and screamed

:(

us too buddy. damn 

rey stealing kylo’s ship and yeeting away lmfao

and when she went back to ach-to and burned it and was like IM STAYING HERE 4EVA >:(

she’s literally the exact same stupid reckless as kylo and i love

rose was wasted in this movie. very annoying

i DID laugh when they said ‘we should pull a holdo manoeuvre’ like of course that’s the one thing jj took from tlj. ohhhh jj

loved finn meeting the ex stormtrooper lady. i always felt like the one weakness of tlj is that it dropped this thread of finn’s indoctrination that i thought was being woven alongside rey and kylo’s issues with their childhoods in force awakens. the look of wonder on his face when she said that the whole battalion defected.... and saying the force lead them to do it like it lead him... and you could see john boyega feeling that with his whole heart!!!

i laughed at palps’ fleet of star destroyers that like all have death star capabilities now? so dumb

and also, a star destroyer is basically an aircraft carrier.... do you think the people who make star wars realise the empire is america? no...??? alright imma head out

missed opportunity for a shot of jar jar or a gungan when the galaxy fleet showed up like those towboats at dunkirk. to be HONEST

where did sheev palps find that stadium of goons? are they on retainer?

yeah so palpatine’s lair is the underworld and rey is eurydice and ben is orpheus. YEAH. YEAHHHHHHHHH

LEIA WAS TRAINED AS A MFING JEDI

THAT FLASHBACK WAS EVERYTHING FUCK

LEIA’S SABER!!!!!!!!!

i have Questions about leia ‘seeing her son dying at the end of her journey’ like ?

BUT HER PUTTING AWAY THE SABER TO PROTECT BEN!!!!

THIS FAMILY

fuck. benjy solo in that jumper.... USING A BLASTER LIKE HIS DAD.....

THE X WING AND THE TIE FIGHTER PARKED NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!

PALPATINE CALLING THEIR BOND ‘AS POWERFUL AS LIFE AND THE FORCE ITSELF’

NOT FOR GENERATIONS HAS THEIR BEEN A DYAD LIKE THEM!!!

FUCKING

DESTINED

BITCH

THEY ARE EACH OTHER’S DESTINY? WOW SORRY.... WOWOWOOWOOWOWOOWOWOW

ben versus his idiot knights of ren.... yeah i love my son

sorry rey had a vision of her AND kylo sitting on the throne but the throne is.... one seat? what are the logistics here? her on his lap? him on her lap? both of them sitting on an armrest like awkward kids taking a photo with santa?

I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES COMPLETELY DISTRACTED

THE LITTLE SHRUG BEN DID WHEN HE GOT THE LIGHTSABER AND WAS LIKE ‘YEAH SORRY NOW YOU’RE GONNA DIE’

I SCREAMED. IM LOVE HIM

rey giving ben the saber through the force bond!!

ACROSS SPACE??? LOVE THAT TRANSCENDS THE WORLD

palpatine taking, SPECIFICALLY, the power of rey and kylo’s BOND to strengthen himself because it is THE STRONGEST THING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE???????? CANONICALLY????????

REY AND BEN FIGHTING WITH LUKE AND LEIA’S SABERS

FUCKING... I FUCKING....

when palps like flicked ben away sorry i laughed... i mean i was like REALLY? FOR THE BIG FINALE HE’S GONE? but i understood why and that rey is the hero etc etc

THE JEDI SPEAKING TO REY! OBI WAN! QUI GON FUCKIN JINN

yoda is there too

AND THE POWER OF THE JEDI FLOWING THROUGH HER!!!!!

god her power.... SHE AMAZES MEEEE

(initially i thought ben was gonna kill palps for rey because of the whole The Sith Live in My Killer thing and then she’d have to kill him but HOISTED ON HIS OWN PETARDDD)

palpatine:

and the power was too much and it killed her ooooof

(the power of being a legacy... of channeling all that has some before!!! these movies get so ridiculously meta sometimes. best believe we’ll talk about THIS)

BUT HERE COMES BEN

BENJY BOYYYYY

his hair JUST long enough to be scraggly and devastating

literally dragging a broken leg 

ADAM DRIVERS PHYSICALITY IN THESE MOVIES (WELL ALWAYS) (BUT SPECIFICALLY IN THIS ROLE)

and he knows

WHAT HE HAS TO DOOOO

HE FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING HE LOVED ENOUGH TO DIE FOR

I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE THIS 

when he held her body holy shit... HOLY SHIT, GUYS

FULL CIRCLE????CVMSDFJNVDSLKFJVLDKJFVLKJDBFV

A PIETA.... A FUCKING PIETA

OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE

and his heartbroken face.... stumbling back to her... oh my good goddd

and then

‘I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO BUT I’M AFRAID TO DO IT’

HE DIED FOR HER

HE GAVE.... HIS LIFE..... FOR HER.....

I CANNOT BE LIEVE THISSSSSS

HE GAVE UP HIS LIFE!!!!! HIS FUCKING LIFE!!!

he fought.... his whole life.... and he gave it up....

THAT’S LOVE? THAT’S FUCKING TRUE LOVE HOLLYL SKDJBVDKBF

REVAN AND BASTILA!!!!! REVAN AND BASTILA!!!1

and then she was alive again!!! ROMEO AND JULIET OKAY WOW

AND 

THEY

KISSED

I’M SORRY I DID FREAK THE FUCK OUT

HIS SOFT EYES

(super spoilery shot coming up here but)

OH MY GOD

FOR FUCK’S

SAKE.

i’m sure people will be mad about how little kylo like... talked in this movie but like sorry this was perfect

she saved his life! and she saved the world! and he quietly gave his life to her, for her?

this humble act of love? PURE LOVE?

WHAT WONDERFUL AND TERRIBLE THINGS THEY ARE CAPABLE OF. 

THAT THEY PUSH EACH OTHER TO

THIS TRILOGY WAS MADE FOR ME AND ONLY ME. THERE’S NO OTHER EXPLANATION

and her look of JOY and she said, ‘BEN’

look. i have been on the record for YEARS as saying my dream endgame would be for rey to kill kylo and for him to be forceghost with her always

AND SOMEHOW UMMMM THIS IS BETTER?

1. SHE DID! KILL HIM! AND THEN BROUGHT HIM BACK

2. AND THEN HE WILLINGLY DIED FOR HER? 

3. AND NOW SHE CARRIES HIM WITH HER ALWAYS??????

when his body faded and leia’s did too..... wo OOOOOOOOOOWWWW

SHE TOOK

HIS FUGGIN

LAST NAMMMEMELRKNWELKJBNLKJBFLKJBFKLRBJKLERJB

I’M SORRY THIS MOVIE WAS MADE FOR ME. KYLO REN WAS BREWED UP F O R MEEEEEEE

listen. there is a video game where a lady’s boyfriend gets killed and his soul goes into a sword and she carries the sword around with her

THAT IS THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

I CARRY YOUR HEART I CARRY IT IN MY HEART BITCH??????

THE FUCKING ORANGE SABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and look. ben’s story is allowed to be just about rey and rey’s is allowed to be bigger than just him. that’s EQUALITY. that’s JUSTICE

look i know it’s very douchey of me but i wrote this paragraph about a character of mine in a book i wrote and it is like..... LIKE IT’S JUST KYLO REN OKAY

he was never gonna be someone who could settle down and live like a quiet life of monkhood or whatever luke was doin on ach-to.... 

okay when finn poe and rey hugged at the end okay I DID FEEL SOMETHING IN MY COLD DEAD HEART

FINN JUST LOVES THEM! SO MUCH! THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE IN THAT BOY’S HEART

and probably up until that moment i hadn’t really cared about having a Trio in the new movies like we had han and leia and luke but that hug had me feeling like... okay... Friendship IS Great

okay back to kylo, i tweeted this but i’ll repeat here: my favourite arc in media has always been snape’s, to me it is the perfect ‘redemption’ arc (and yes this will make people scrunchy-nosed angry, so i will point out: redemption to me has always meant redemption in the eyes of the reader/viewer, not in-world, this is true for anakin/vader too, who also has a nearly flawless ‘redemption’ arc) but now it’s kylo solo ren ben

I LOVE HIM. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I CAN’T STAND IT A LITTLE

HE FELL IN LOVE? AND IT SAVED HIM

HE WAS LOST AND HE FOUND HIS OTHER HALF

AND HE DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY IT ALL

CARRY THE LEGACY WHEN HE COULDN’T!!!

IT’S JUST SOSSOOSOOSOSOOSSO

i want a funko pop of ben in his comfy jumper running to fuck sheev palps the fuck up

i don’t even LIKE funko pops

naboo has a lot to answer for. literally all of these problems come from naboo

sure this movie was a big ole mess and i surely can’t wait for the good old disk horse

but i’m riding this high for as long as i can

because it was always about LOVE! LOVE CAN IGNITE THE STARS

so sure, this movie pandered terribly. but i am one of the people it pandered to and i am HAPPY INDEED

remember when maz kanata was like ‘your parents aren’t coming back but there is someone who still could’ YEAH IT WAS BEN!!!!!

:)

#star wars #star wars spoilers #rise of skywalker spoilers #SPOILERS

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

Six Baudelaires AU, Part Three {AO3} {Masterlist} {Part One} {Part Two}

Chapter Thirty → in which the Baudelaires have had ENOUGH

“Row faster, orphans!” 

Violet shook her head. “No. We’re fixing Lilac’s bandages. Sit down and wait, jackass motherfucker shitbag.” 

It had been quite a while since they’d set off in the boat. Olaf spent most of his time gloating and bragging, but honestly, the kids had stopped listening after about hour one, and were focused on making sure the youngest two didn’t fall over the edge of the boat, Lilac’s wound stayed closed, and none of them strangled the Count and bloodied the edge of the boat. 

At the moment, Nick was leaning against Klaus’s arm, only shaking slightly as he helped Violet reset the bandages. Lilac was protesting, saying something about how she was fine and they could probably just let her do it, but Soli just put a hand on her face and said, “Shh,” and Lilac sighed and shut up. 

“I finally have the Baudelaire fortune!” Olaf ranted, cheering as he spun around the boat. “I removed that stupid Carmelita II nameplate so the ship is now The Olaf, as it should be! Everything is going my way! I want to buy a car and crash into people! Orphans, take us to the nearest car dealership!” 

“We’re in the middle of the fucking ocean, assface.” Klaus said. 

“And we’re not rowing anywhere for you, we’re waiting til either we land somewhere or die of starvation.” Nick said, glancing at the bottom of the boat. “Whichever comes first.” 

“I think you all are forgetting,” Olaf approached them darkly, “That I am in charge, and-” 

The Baudelaires shared a look, and then Violet and Nick leapt forwards. Nick gave him a swift kick to the stomach, sending him backwards, and Violet slammed his head against the wood. As he gasped, Nick leapt forwards and ripped his knife from his belt, tossing it to Klaus, while Violet found the harpoon gun under the seat and slid it to Solitude.  

“I think you are forgetting, prickhead,” Violet said, “That there’s way fucking more of us than there are of you.” 

Nick straightened, smiling a little, and he added, “We’re the ones in charge.” 

“You’re just a little bitch.” Solitude said, watching as Babbitt ducked towards the water to try and drink. 

“And the only fucking reason,” Lilac said, sitting up and grimacing as her stomach wound flared up, “That we haven’t thrown you overboard already is that we might need bait to catch larger fish to eat.” 

“So,” Klaus said, “I suggest you either help us row, or sit the fuck down and pray we get to shore before we get tired of your ass.” 

“Cazzo,” Sunny said, which meant, “Which won’t be long, dickhead.” 

Olaf stared at them, and they were pleased to see a flash of fear in his eyes. “Y-you’re forgetting,” he stumbled, reaching back to put a hand on the diving helmet, “That I have the medusoid mycelium! I can release it-” 

“Then do it.” Nick said. 

Lilac gave him a glare, and put her arms around Soli and Sunny. “I’d like to see you try.” 

They all stared at him, almost daring him. “Do it.” Klaus said. 

“We don’t have anything left, you piece of bastard shit.” Violet said. “And at least we’d get to watch you die, too.” 

Olaf froze, shocked at the cold, hard stares he received from each Baudelaire. They didn’t think he would. But they wouldn’t care if he did. 

“You… you’re too noble.” he said quietly. “You wouldn’t allow someone to die.” 

“We’re chef’s salads.” Sunny said. 

Olaf opened his mouth to say something, and then he froze, staring over their heads. 

“Well,” he said, “It looks like the tide has turned and a storm is brewing.” 

Nick narrowed his eyes. “You know what? Shut up, bastard-” 

“He meant that literally.” Solitude said, looking behind them and slowly grabbing Babbitt. 

They turned, and realized, just then, how many storm clouds were on the horizon. 

And also that a giant wave was headed right for them. 

“Fuck.” Klaus said, just as it hit. 

The storm at sea was definitely not a pleasant one. Nick grabbed tight onto Solitude, hugging her close as the boat swung around like a pinwheel, and the sails tore and rain pounded upon the siblings so much that they were not sure whether they were underwater yet or not, and lightning struck the mast of the boat, splitting it in two, and only missing Lilac because Klaus pushed her to the side. The waves burst into the air, ten times the size the Baudelaires were used to, and the splashes and droplets hit them, so cold that they thought for a while it might be ice. 

And then, with a deafening crack, the boat split, and the Baudelaires found themselves tossed to the waves. 

Lilac awoke on the beach, feeling again like she was on fire. 

She groaned and rolled over, her hair falling across her face as she felt sand underneath her. Her dress was soaked, her hair was wild… 

She was alone! 

Lilac tried to sit up, only for her stomach to remind her none-too-gently that she’d been cut only recently. She doubled over, but she still managed to get up enough, and she tried to yell for her siblings, but she was having enough trouble breathing as it was.

“Lilac! Lilac!” 

Lilac looked up, tears at the edge of her eyes. 

The voice grew more panicked. “Lilac? Nick! Klaus! Soli! Sunny!” 

Lilac finally gasped out, “Violet!” 

There was a pause, and then she felt someone throwing themselves at her back. 

“Lilac!” came Violet’s cracked voice, and Lilac gasped. “Oh, shit! Sorry, sorry! I was so scared you- do you need help?” 

Violet moved to be in front of her sister, checking her over, and Lilac said, “I’m fi-” before coughing quite a bit. 

“It’s okay. Here.” Violet put an arm under her shoulder, helping her stand. “Lean on me. We’ve got to find the others.” 

“Where are we?” Lilac blinked, glancing around at the sea surrounding them. “I don’t see land- what-” 

“A coastal shelf.” Violet said. “Nick! Klaus! S-” 

“We’re here!” Lilac breathed a sigh of relief as, Nick and Klaus ran into view, each carrying a shaking toddler. Their clothes were a wreck, and their hair was a mess, but they looked uninjured. 

“Babbitt’s here, too.” Solitude said, nervously patting her pocket. “But they’re sleeping.” 

“Thank God.” Lilac started to cry, and Klaus ran to help support her. “Oh, thank God.” 

“This place is a dump.” Nick said, stepping over scattered rope and half an anchor. 

“It’s a beach after a storm, Nick, what’d you expect?” Violet said. 

“Birds!” Sunny said, gesturing at the soaring seagulls. 

“Birdcage.” Solitude said, flinching as she pointed at a cage just a few feet from them, half-buried in the sand. “Not a lotta good memories there.” 

“We need to get somewhere safer.” Klaus said. “Coastal shelves are usually near an island.” 

“Then we just need to walk somewhere.” Nick said, glancing around. “Which direction?” 

“Anywhere, honestly.” Klaus said. “And- oh, shit, there’s the bitch.” 

They followed his gaze and then walked forwards. Several feet from them lay Count Olaf, unconscious in the sand. 

“He looks dead.” Sunny said. 

“God, I hope he’s dead.” Violet said. 

“I don’t, I wanted to kill him.” Nick said. 

As they approached, they groaned with annoyance as Count Olaf then sat up, coughing slightly. He glanced around, and as his eyes landed on the children, he said, “Where am I? Where’s my diving helmet?” 

“Coastal shelf.” Klaus said. 

“We ate it.” Solitude said. 

Olaf groaned. “Get me some coffee, orphans! I had a very unpleasant evening, and I’d like a nice, hearty breakfast before deciding what to do with you.” 

“There’s no coffee.” Lilac said. “We’re going to find an island.” 

“You’ll go where I’ll tell you to go!” Olaf said. “I’m the captain, and you’re my henchpeople!” 

“Naw, bitch.” Sunny said. 

“Need we remind you that we can beat the shit out of you if necessary?” Violet said. 

“I think your weapons are all gone, assface.” Klaus said. 

“So you can come with us, or stay on the coastal shelf.” Solitude said. 

“See how long it takes you to starve.” Lilac said. 

Then they headed down the coast, and after a moment, Olaf reluctantly followed. 

“Stab?” Sunny whispered. 

“Maybe later. Let’s find out where we are first.” Violet whispered back. 

They walked forwards for some time, occasionally glancing back to make sure Olaf hadn’t grabbed a weapon, but he seemed too busy grumbling under his breath to think of something like that. 

After a while, Sunny shouted, “Land ho!” and pointed into the mist, and the Baudelaires could see the shape of a narrow island ahead, with what looked like white cloth billowing on the beach. 

“I’ve discovered an island!” Olaf cackled. “I’m going to name it Olaf-Land!” 

“You didn’t discover the island, there’s people already living here!” Lilac said. 

“And they’ll worship me as their king!” Olaf said. 

“Someone’s coming.” Solitude said, pointing forwards. 

Indeed, a small figure was emerging from the mist. Olaf went on about how one of his subjects was approaching, but the Baudelaires didn’t care to listen. “Maybe it’s another survivor of the storm.” Nick said quietly. 

The figure got closer, skipping quite quickly, and they could see it was a young girl, maybe six or seven years old. She was wearing a white robe, so clean that she could not have been in the storm, and a belt that held a white seashell. She was playing with a pair of sunglasses that looked very much like the ones the Baudelaires wore for their concierge disguise. She was grinning, but when she approached the Baudelaires, she suddenly looked very shy. 

“Hello.” Lilac wanted to kneel down to get eye-level with her, but unfortunately she couldn’t do so without losing her balance, and Violet still had an arm under her to keep her standing. Instead, she contented herself by giving the girl an encouraging smile, as she asked, “What’s your name?” 

“Friday.” said the girl. 

“Do you live on the island, Friday?” Lilac asked. 

“Yes.” the girl nodded. “I got up early this morning to go storm scavenging.” 

“What’s ‘storm scavenging’?” Solitude asked. 

“Every time there’s a storm, everyone in the colony gathers everything that’s collected on the coastal shelf.” Friday said. “One never knows when something will come in handy. Are you castaways?” 

“I guess we are.” Violet said. 

“My name is Lilac Baudelaire.” Lilac introduced. “And these are my siblings- Violet is helping me stand, because I’m a bit injured.” 

“From the storm?” Friday asked. 

“Not exactly.” Lilac flinched. “That’s Klaus, holding Sunny, and Nick, holding Solitude.” She turned reluctantly to Olaf, who was suspiciously glaring at Friday. “And this is-” 

“I am your King!” Olaf announced in a grand voice. “Bow before me, Friday!” 

“No, thank you.” Friday said politely. “Our colony is not a monarchy. You must be exhausted from the storm, Baudelaires. It looked so enormous from shore that we didn’t think there’d be any castaways this time. Why don’t you come with me and find something to eat?” 

“That’d be amazing.” Nick said. “Thank you, Friday.” 

“Do castaways arrive here often?” Klaus asked. 

“From time to time.” Friday shrugged. “Mother says that everything eventually washes up on our shores.” 

“The shores of Olaf-Land, you mean!” Count Olaf said. “I discovered this island, so I get to name it!” 

Friday put the sunglasses on and peered at Olaf curiously. “You must be confused, sir. People have lived on this island for many, many years.” 

“Primitive people.” Olaf said. “I don’t see any houses.” 

“Houses get blown away during the stormy season.” Friday said. “So we live in tents, which provide nice ventilation during the hot season.” She sound out ventilation very slowly, as if she’d just learned the word. 

“I still say you’re primitive, and I don’t listen to primitive people.” Olaf said. 

“Then don’t.” Nick said. “You can stay here if you want, bi-” he glanced at Friday, unsure of what words to say in front of her. “-you can stay here, jerk. We’re going with Friday.” 

“You won’t go with some foolish child who won’t bow before her king!” Olaf then reached into the sand, and the Baudelaires gasped as he pulled out his harpoon gun. They all stepped in front of each other, and Lilac reached out her hand to grab Friday, but the child just stood there, unreacting. “Bow before me or I will fire this harpoon gun at you!” 

Friday just stared, and then she said calmly, “In a few minutes, all the inhabitants of the island will be out storm scavenging. They’ll see any act of violence you commit, and you won’t be allowed on the island. Please point that weapon away from me.” 

Count Olaf opened his mouth as if to say something, and then shut it again, and sheepishly lowered the weapon. The Baudelaires glanced at it, and noticed that he only had one harpoon left. Not very good for defending himself. 

“Baudelaires, please come with me.” Friday said. “I’ll show you where there’s food, and we can get you changed out of those clothes. Lilac, we have a doctor here who can help with that.” she pointed to the bandage. 

“What about me?” Olaf asked, his voice a little squeaky. 

Friday gave him another look, and then firmly said, “Go away.” 

She took Lilac’s hand, then, and showed the Baudelaires where to head. 

And once Friday turned around, Soli and Sunny both flipped off Olaf as they left.

#asoue #asoue netflix #asoue movie #a series of unfortunate events #six baudelaires au #six baudelaires official fic #the end #mine #my fanfic

[survivingjapan]

EPISODE 3 “Back On My Bullshit” Alex S.

Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that I am Back On My Bullshit and doing That https://youtu.be/VLVChQE7uY8

So last round, I almost died.  Everyone had apparently decided that between me and Patrick, I was the one to go.  I was the target and it wasn't like anyone was pushing for it, it was just that it was the idea settled upon.  It took me 23 hours.  23 hours to basically get it through these thick skulls that I should NOT be going home.  23 hours to shove Patrick under a bus and save my own ass.  And yet, with 1 hour left, another bitch got in the way.  Kage, in all his pointless paranoia, decided to try to reflip the vote in the last hour.  The FUCK?  I had worked so hard on flipping it that it made NO sense for it to be flipped back, especially not in the last hour.  I had convinced nearly everyone to save me, sans Tommy who had already voted and apparently Kage, and yet he tried to flip it.  WHATTTT the fuck?  So, I went into the one world chat like "lol Kage bye girl!"  And he apparently went right back to everyone and said "jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk!"  UGH.  He's a sweet kid and I get the paranoia because I felt it all of yesterday, but c'mon... At the moment, I trust Jonathan a ton.  He told me I was in danger and needed to push the idea despite me thinking everything was peachy.  I also love Crow and Jaiden for working with Zack and seeing how that mess turned out LOL and now working with me.  Crow was apparently really pushing for me to stay.  A motherfucking KING.  Sarah was also really nice about everything and helped me from the get-go.  Linus is m'dad and Alex is pretty rad!!  Ashley fell asleep oops.  But I think her and I would be good together.  And Richie was telling me the full truth the whole time which also woke me up to the idea that I was still in danger.  Also Junior is really cool and adult-y. I think now that I had to work SO hard to save myself, I should be in a better position on my tribe because I've had so many conversations with so many people, and a lot of it was strategy.  So I feel like people know where my head is at.  Right now, though, my target is between Tommy and Kage.  While I know Kage is a messy bitch, Tommy's won this game.  That's insanely dangerous.  And I know he voted early but girl.... he was the only one beside Kage and Patrick (who I was actively targeting)...

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Me and Brian

I apologize for not submitting a confessional round two. I definitely was in Omaha auditioning for American Idol and those bitches told me a deserved no after my voice cracked during auditions *starts to cry*. Literally my tribe is so supportive but I'm actually fine about it. It's kinda funny that they think I like wanna die because of it but I'm literally okay. I tried and failed and what matters is that I tried.

Sup Fuckerinos! First things first I'd like to apologize for not making a confessional episodes 1 or 2. I've been busy^tm. Also I'd like to thank the hosts for this opportunity! So recap I was placed on the heroes tribe with literally the entire Solomon hosting team, Johnny, and the Malaysians. So when we lost the first challenge an alliance was created consisting of me, Pippa, Andrew, Kendall, Drew, Alex, & Johnny. Mist was voted out 11-1 (and Mist voted for me :') kms) because literally everyone and their damn mother came to that conclusion with a little point in the right direction from our alliance. I'm not going to lie I'm kind of pissed that everyone wanted Mist when we had the opportunity to vote out someone who's more threatening like Drew, Steffen, or Andrew but if no one else is down to do it then I guess I can't do anything about that RIP Mist. Andrew wants to get out Kendall and/or Alex instead of Drew and I see where he's coming from but I think he's too trigger happy and I think he's failing to realize that there are and will be repercussions to the things he does. Including the backlash that he will feel from the other heroes even Pippa but I can't tell him anything because I obviously don't know anything. He's got such a fucking hard head but if he wants to be stubborn and reckless let him because I'm not going to let him ruin my redemption arc even if we are good friends. I'll write his name down and not think twice. I'll shed only one tear for what could've been but was ruined by his reckless ass. Also I have something with Steffen on the side so if worse ever comes to worse I have him and I really like Trace and Ruthie so maybe I could do something with that? Idk but besides Andrew I really like this tribe. Blood is going to start spilling soon so I hope these bitches brought their heels. 

Okay so I'm seeing myself becoming a lot nastier in the last few days....maybe these villains are rubbing off on my obviously heroic personality?? Firstly, I can now see why people had issues with Tommy in Cutthroat now....he's so hard to talk to... I feel he means well as a person but I just have a gut feeling that he's lying to me a lot.... Like about how his vote was locked "too early"? Seems convenient that you mention this to people AFTER the votes are revealed and you're in the minority? And then threatening me with the possibility of drawing rocks if it were to go to 6-6-1? Seriously? It's insulting... As of now, I'm probably closest to Sarah, Brian, Jaiden, and Jonathan so if I can maintain those relationships and reach out to the Linus/Junior duo I feel confident I can hang with these villains!

Listen I know this is my first confessional and that's awful of me but like I haven't had anything to say until this moment. If This selfie scavenger hunt Comes down to the geopositional division of the tribes And whose sun sets first Imma lose it It will be a tantrum And you will all bear witness to what happens when moving stress has pushed a person to the very edge, and the last string snaps.

Well, we lost another immunity. I am thinking maybe we should go afterJonathan, who pretty much did NOTHING for this scavenger hunt. But honestly I aint going to speak my mind because it could get me killed. In a game with this many people my strategy for right now will be to lay low, just not too too low. Hopefully Sarah or Tommy will run the show. For now.

WELL we lost again and im pissed bc i dont feel comfortable with my position on this tribe i havent formed good relationships with anyone and that's how i play these games by making 1 on 1 relationships with people that keep me safe until i can make moves but ugh idk theres just no one here that i........connect with???

So I guess my name is going around... I mean I am literally sitting in the middle of my bedroom floor packing to move so I can't really help being a little inactive on the chatting side, but challenge wise I have done quite a bit for this tribe so far, and I am really people can see that. but I mean oh well. 

HFDJKA;VHJDFKAL NOW I KNOW WHY THE FOUR OF THEM WANTED TO WORK TOGETHER FUCKING DREW ALEX KENDALL AND ISAAC WERE ALL IN MALAYSIA AND THEY DRAGGED ME AS THEIR FIFTH AND PIPPA AND ANDREW AS 6TH AND 7TH OML THEY GOTTA GO THIS IS LITERALLY THE PERFECT CASE TO TURN ON THEM. The only person I told I wanted Ruthie out was Andrew, but now I'm not even sure if I'd want to take Ruthie out this round because those four could be so threatening down the road, but I also have to keep in mind that those four all being from Malaysia is target enough when we all get together as heroes AND villains, so maybe I just take the safe route and go for Ruthie here, and then if we lose for the third time, that's when I pull everyone else into the fold and it can be everyone against the four of them to AT LEAST get Kendall and Alex out of here because they're too damn good. I'm trying to take out all the really good players early, but I also think there's a chance that'll make me oober vulnerable, so I'm not too sure what the plan is yet. I guess I'll just play it out for now and see what my closest people think. I'm definitely going to tell Dom, Trace and Steffen about the four of them all playing in Malaysia together. This is where my research gets me! FUCK YES!

Steffen is probably about to make a confessional about how I was moving 100000 miles a minute with everything I was throwing at him. Just be prepared LMAO

I hate this game. Every round, I think the game is going to simplify, but this villains tribe is a complete mess and I wouldn't be shocked if we lost the duel and had to go to yet another tribal council 24 hours from our current one. Apparently, the vote is between Ashley and Jonathan for being extra quiet this round.  What scares me is that I have no reason to really vote either out.  I'd much rather vote Tommy or Kage who I have no intention on working with in the future ever ever ever.  I don't have a personal issue with either, I just don't see myself ever working with someone who tried to vote me out.  It's not logical.  But then again, nothing that's happened on this crusty ass tribe has been logical.  Vote me out over Pat?  Majority said so until I flipped it (with some help who really pushed the move over the edge). This round, I guess I want Ashley to go?  But I don't want to draw lines.  I'd rather Kage go in an easy vote and that's that.  But it ain't happenin' and I really don't need my name circulating yet again. Here's to hoping I don't get idoled out or go via rocks... please...

BITCH the villains tribe is a fucking mess i cant stand it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this vote is fucking ridiculous again no one has a clear plan theres no way of getting anyone to tell you whats actually going down its all just second hand names being tossed out and its like.... driving me fucking crazy theres 24 people still in the game so im just trying to lay low which im sure thats what everyone else is trying to do and thats why no one is just outright saying who they're voting for and like i get it but i want to die!!??? it looks like either jonathan ashley or kage are going... jonathan is inactive i've only spoken 2 words to him and he hasnt done anything to help in the immunity challenges so its easiest to vote him out but i liked him when he called out kage for his bullshit in the tribe chat so that was fun ashley is pretty inactive too but she helped more in the scavenger hunt BUT shes also wicked connected to people in this game from past tumblr survivor games relationships she has played with a lot of people in this game and thats scary to let her stay around and utilize those relationships kage i dont think is a real option but just ashley being mad that he is one of the ones that has said her name but i'd be cool with that because we've talked a good amount but i can tell he's a messy player he caused a lot of last minute chaos at our first tribal and i feel like kage tommy and linus have something going on so id like to break that potential group up idk whats going to happen bc this tribe is a literal disaster if i had to guess i'd assume jonathan will be leaving tonight and idc who it is as long as im still here (although i do need alex to stay for sanity reasons) i just dont want a tie or to be in minority and with that i guess we'll see what actually happens ugh why the fuck did yall think i was a villain fuck you i want to be over there with the good bitches 

God I keep half forgetting to make confessionals please don't hate me. I really do enjoy our tribe, winning challenges is great but I'm afraid that people are simply talking more than I am which is my fear. I'm around but not specifically talking with people. I hope the Early 30s know I'm working with them whole heartedly and don't try and back stab me. Other than that I'm living life and having fun.

 I have a feeling that an idol is gonna come out and I love being messy, so voting for Kage was just so he can be #afraid that his name came up. And like lowkey a fucking Sapphire idol could show up so who knows what happens with that. I'm just trying to fuck some lives over though so IF THAT HAPPENS, then maybe I'll be the only vote to eliminate Kage? Lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tGhgF8_Uxk third babes

#returnrevengeredemption #confessionals

[dripisdaidiot]

I want to do another one of this (the “did someone really still think Arti is a man” thing). Last one was fun and seemed that people liked it, but…

I’m not sure if @pansear-doodles (sorry for the tag) is comfortable with it. So this will act as asking for permission and approval, also for general opinion. I’m really paranoid of accidentally making people feel uncomfortable with it.

#Rain World #Rainworld #slugcat #artificer #I’ve come to make an announcement #Scavenger King’s a bitch ass motherfucker