#Sif :( They're gonna worry about you anyway!

[sysig]

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#Doodles #ISaT #Siffrin #And implied Isa and Mira from offscreen but it's fine lol #Kinda sorta spoilers in the tags be warned #Man these poses were fun to draw - hand poses and body and ah <3 Fun! #This was one of those comics that came to me pretty much fully formed and then I had to do it - it was very fun which I'm very glad for! #Probably the funnest were the first - third - and fourth panels :D #The way their cloak falls around them ah pretty <3 #That big spooky eye hidden under the brim of their hat <3 #That one was really fun to edit too :D Writing [FAILURE] elsewhere on the page and then overlaying it :) Fun! #I wonder if Siffrin would die of starvation faster than normal due to the [redacted] #And since that would kill him it'd make him loop back - even tho it's also somewhat powered by food? #It's curious! I like it :) #I imagine his innate magic also powers it somewhat but hmmm recursive #Not that he died here anyway :) One of those fun ones before Loop spells it out for him :) #I have to wonder if All those loops we don't get to see are mundane hmm ♪ How many of them are forced out of Sif's mind so we as the player #Will just never know ♪ I suppose we'll never know! Haha #The exhaustion of having to keep his body running it's really the depression simulator #Sif :( They're gonna worry about you anyway! #It's amazing what our minds just refuse to process when we're in The Sads™ haha

[thatwaywardwolf]

Norse Gods (and Others) as Welcome to Night Vale Tweets

Aegir: Your Man Card has been revoked. You aren't a real man. You have short tentacles and can't survive out of water. Here's your Cuttlefish Card.

Angrboða: Wow! This mom found the cutest way of telling her children about the heat death of the universe.

Aurvandil: Don't worry, the stars aren't watching us. They're looking outward at what's coming.

Baldur: The captain has turned on the "This is all a dream" light. Please return to your seat and wake up to whatever your real life has always been.

Bragi: Get into a good book this summer! We're going to force you into a good book this summer! You cannot escape the giant book we'll put you in!

Eir: You have nice skin. It really holds in all your blood and organs - no leaking or nothing. You look great.

Fenrir: Who's a good boy? Trick question. We all are. We are all good boys.

Freyja: There's more than one way to have been a cat.

Freyr: Parents, talk to your teens about deer. Ask them why the deer are gathering and staring. What do they know about these deer? Ask them.

Frigg: Today you will meet a beautiful stranger. Actually, hundreds of beautiful strangers. Everyone is beautiful and you know almost none of them.

Fulla: Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about. Now they have the power to destroy you, but won't. This is what love is.

Hati: This will brighten up your day! *points to the sun* Gonna explode eventually tho. It all ends in darkness. Anyway kids, I'm your substitute today.

Heimdall: Pick and choose your battles. Choose your lifetimes. Decide carefully on your universe.

Hel: When a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why you sometimes just feel sad.

Hodr: I like my coffee like how I like my nights: dark, endless, impossible to sleep through.

Idunn: You wanna be that way? Fine. Seriously, it's just fine. I like you for you who are.

Jörd: Sponsored Tweet: Moss. Look into it for a variety of helpful uses.

Jörmungandr: Today is a great day to go to the beach, say city officials through gritting teeth. Nothing is waiting in the water. Nothing, they say. Nothing.

Kvasir: Not all books have to fit conventional narrative structure. Some books can just be a mossy log, or a bowl of overripe stone fruit.

Lodurr: The heart wants what it wants. What it wants is blood.

Loki: You miss 100% of the bank robberies you don't commit.

Mímir: Believe in yourself. You are an ancient, absent god, only discussed rarely by literary scholars. So if you don't believe in yourself, no one will.

Nanna: Today's forcast: Sunny with a chance that for a moment you'll feel really great about yourself and your life. Savor those moments as they come.

Njordr: One day your ship will come in. It will have tall masts and cannons. You will be its captain and your first mate will be a robot dolphin named 7C.

Nótt: As you look into the night sky believing you are alone in the universe, a creature somewhere in that sky is looking back believing the same.

Norns: Please make note of your emergency exits. Please contemplate all possible futures.

Odin: Don't let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not theory and chalk.

Rán: The ocean is full of things that would kill you and other things that would ignore or not understand you. The ocean is not dissimilar to here.

Sif: Make like a tree and shelter a bunch of birds.

Sigyn: Listen to your inner child. It's the one that whispers-sings nursery rhymes when you feel alone in a dark hallway.

Sinthgunt: Stars! They're just like us! Volatile, mysterious, and alone.

Skadi: Trying to get blood out of a stone is actually pretty easy if you loosen up your definition of "stone".

Sköll: The fault is not in our stars, but in the moon. That idiot rock ruins everything.

Sleipnir: Whoever it is that keeps dreaming about horses, please stop. Your imagination is seeping into our reality and it's affecting traffic.

Sól: Be careful in the summer sun. Wear sunscreen and regularly check your skin for strange marks, ancient glyphs & burrowing insects.

Sons of Ivaldi [Brokkr, Eitri, and Sindri]: Parents:Talk to your kids about the magical properties of different metals.

Surtr: Mandatory fire drill this afternoon. When you hear the siren, burn as many things as you can.

Thor: "I believe in you. You got this buddy," said the voice coming suddenly from inside your closet late one night. "Achieve your dreams, champ."

Tyr: Ask your doctor about dogs. Have a long conversation about how good dogs are. Show each other pictures of dogs.

Üllr: Fishing, hiking, and staring with blank terror at an empty sky. And what are your hobbies?

Útgarða-Loki: The tournament begins today. Those who do not win will be eliminated.

Vidarr: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear, because humans haven't existed for 1000s of years, did humanity ever make a sound?

Yggdrasil: You can tell how old a tree is by telepathy.

Ymir: Be all that you can be. Manifest every possibility inherent in your atoms. Radiate cosmic energy.

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