SAMS & MAFS Incorrect quotes because... I don't know at this point
Old Moon: cocks gun and points it at Sun Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
Old Moon: You spent money on THIS??
Old Sun, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
Earth: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Moon: Eyy, homie!
Eclipse: But then there's cootie…
Monty: Die.
Harvest: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
Bloody: Killed without hesitation.
Lunar: Kinda sad* Are you a cuddler?
Bloody: We a machine of death and destruction.
Lunar:
Harvest: …Yeah, we cuddle.
Harvest: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?
Bloody: Don't ever speak to me again.
Puppet: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!!
Lunar: What makes you think I read?
Earth: Are you coming to bed?
Monty: I can't. This is important.
Earth: What?
Monty: Someone is wrong on the internet.
Harvest: Bloody! This soup is flaccid!
Bloody: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
Lunar: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Eclipse: It's kind of complicated, but Monty-
Lunar: Got it. Forget I asked.
Sun: About to do something incredibly stupid
Moon: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
Monty: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Foxy: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Lunar: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
Sun: Well Moon, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.
Moon: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
Earth: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.
Harvest: Sounds fake but ok.
Foxy: Good morning!
Sun: Is it? Is it really?
Harvest: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Harvest: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Sun: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Harvest: Ominous positivity.
Eclipse: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
KC, pointing a camera at Rays: There they are, our sweet baby.
Rays, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
Eclipse: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.
Bloody: is throwing stones at KC's window
KC: You have a phone for a reason, Bloody!
THUD
KC: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
Rays: Where are you going?
Monty: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
Lunar: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Old Moon: Literally or figuratively?
Lunar: I have to specify?
Lunar: working in a flower shop and minding their own business
Bloody, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “FUCK YOU” IN FLOWER???
KC: Answers phone. Hello?
Moon: It's Moon.
KC: What did they do this time?
Moon: No, it's me, KC. It's actually me.
KC: What did you do this time?
Lunar: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
Sun: What's that?
Lunar: Remorse code.
Sun: I'm even angrier now.
Harvest: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."
Moon, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
KC: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Monty: Dom or sub?
Sun: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
Foxy, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Sun: Yeah, sure.
A few minutes later
Sun: Here you go.
Foxy:
Sun:
Monty: Why am I here?
Sun: is effectively running on 5% battery* Is the pink panther a lion?
Moon: Say that again but slower.
Sun: I don’t get it.
Moon: He’s a PANTHER.
Sun: Is that a type of lion?
Moon: No, it’s a fucking panther.
Sun: googles panther They aren’t pink?
Moon: AND LIONS ARE?!
Sun: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Earth: Several traffic violations.
Lunar: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Monty: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Moon: Also, that’s not our car.
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Sun and Moon show au/story idea
I've had this little idea for a Sun and Moon show au/story. Thought of it some time mid February but someone else posted a story very similar to my idea so I just kinda kept it to myself in fear I'd be accused of copying but I figured what the hey.
Now I'm not the best writer, I tend to ramble and can only think of fun scenarios that can happen in my little worlds I think up so bare with me.
Anyway, the whole idea is based right as Sun shoots Bloodmoon with the barrel canon. Bloodmoon only manages to partially dodge the blast, getting severely damaged. Sun immediately regrets what he did as he sees Bloodmoon trembling form struggling to repair. He rushes forward and scoops him up whispering as soothingly as he can that it's alright, he's got him, he'll be ok, it's gonna be ok.
Sun nurses Bloodmoon back to health but without more nano machines Bloodmoon remains kinda small. And cute.
Bloodmoon starts seeing Sun as his new mother. And in his mind his mother needs a mate to protect him and who better than his father.
And that's as far as a connected timeline as I have. I have small scenarios but not sure where in the timeline they'd be. I just felt like sharing with y'all.
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More SAMS & MAFS incorrect quotes becuse LUNAR!
Sun: Why would you give a knife to Puppet?!
KC, shrugging: Puppet felt unsafe.
Sun: Now I feel unsafe!
KC: I’m sorry…
KC: Would you like a knife?
Puppet: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
Monty: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Puppet: If a alligator eats your dad, they become your new dad. Monty: I... don't know how to respond to that...
Moon, probably: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.
Monty: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Lunar: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Monty: Hey.
Foxy: Hey?
Monty: I can't sleep. :/
Foxy: I can. Goodnight.
Rays: Try not to roll your eyes at me.
Moon: I don't have pupils.
Monty: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Puppet.
Puppet: Hey, fuck you.
Moon: Is… he meant to be on fire?
Monty, staring at Pops on fire: No… not really.
Moon: Are you going to do something about it?
Monty: Hm… nah.
Monty: Yesterday, I watched Lunar try to eat a decorative rock from Earth's potted plant. Sun caught them, and told them they can't eat rocks. Lunar started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.
Rays: slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Monty: This is light?!
Foxy: Remember what I told you.
Monty: Don’t be a cunt?
Monty, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Earth, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
Sun: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?
Monty: The afterlife, I guess.
Moon: Earth, gather the others. We need to have another Sun-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Monty: You bought a taco?
Puppet: Yes.
Monty: From the same truck that hit Lunar?!
Puppet, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
Moon: So what do you have planned for the future?
Lunar: Lunch.
Moon: No, like long term.
Lunar: Oh…um, dinner?
Eclipse, done with everything: I don’t think my death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.
Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.
Puppet: Which one? I have three.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.
Puppet: Which one? I have three.
Monty, distantly: HEY!!!
Monty: seductively takes off glasses Wow, you're… blurry. (I like to think their sunglasses are prescription)
Earth: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Puppet…
Monty: As you should be.
Earth: No, for real, they're kind of-
Monty: As. You. Should. Be.
The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one
Monty: I'm going to let you down.
Earth: Sounds fun?
Puppet: K.
Moon: No, I'm fucking not.
Foxy: Do I have to be?
Sun: Please god, I am so tired.
Rays: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
Monty: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Sun: But don't you hate yourself.
Monty: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
Sun, on like 5% seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??
Sun, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!
Puppet: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
Lunar: Puppet, what if there are monsters?
Puppet: Don’t worry, we’re top of the food chain.
Much later…
Lunar, lying awake at night: I am the monster.
The squad is playing a team sport
Earth: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Lunar?
Rays: Have you ever played a game with Lunar?
Earth: No…
Rays: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
Meanwhile, on the other side of the field
Lunar, chasing Sun: I SAID STOP FUCKING TALKING!! SHUT YOUR TRAP! COME HERE I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU!
Everyone is playing a board game together
Foxy: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Earth: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Monty: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Moon: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Monty:... Earth: Oh dear
Monty: flips the board
Foxy, at Monty's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Pops: Of course. He leaves
Foxy, leaning over Monty′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Monty: Yeah, no shit.
Puppet: Are you listening to me?
Monty, who's been zoned out since before the conversation started: nods
Puppet: What did I just say?
Monty: nods
Puppet: …
KC: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Rays: KC-
Rays: It- it was just an ant-
Foxy, to Puppet and Monty: holding knife out in front of them Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?!
Puppet: …
Monty: …
Puppet: That is such an open-ended question.
Monty: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-
Foxy: What’s it like being tall?
Foxy: Is it nice?
Foxy: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Monty: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Lunar: It was one time!
The Squad is at Home Depot
Lunar: Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section
Monty, Puppet, & Sun: Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles while Sun is screaming his head off, he wanted no part in this!
Moon: Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes
Rays: Just wanted some goddamn light bulbs and everyone ruined it
Earth: In the car sleeping
Monty, to themself: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.
Monty: I just heard Lunar call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
Monty: Just be careful, Lunar!
Lunar: heading out the door I'm always careful, Monty!
Lunar: It's everything around me that's careless.
Earth: I don't want to fight you!
Moon: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!
Puppet: What’s something you guys are better than Monty at?
Foxy: Mario Kart.
Lunar: Yeah, video games.
Earth: Emotional vulnerability.
Moon: I wasn’t that drunk.
Sun: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Moon: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Lunaar: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.
Rays: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Sun: Oh, we've had worse.
Monty: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Monty: That's why I own TEN guns.
Monty: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
Foxy dies in a game with ships
Puppet: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Puppet: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Moon: Legend has it that Foxy still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Foxy: Of course I do.
Puppet: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Monty: Yeah-
Moon: kicks in the door
Monty: shatters a window and climbs through it
Monty: turns around and helps Lunar through it Breaking and entering is wrong Lunar.
Lunar: Okay.
Lunar: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Eclipse: But did I make you cry?
Lunar: cries on the spot
Eclipse: …Shit.
Monty: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
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