Watching The Empire Strikes back
The old sounding theme
Didn’t Mark Hamill get into an accident before filming this one?
What is up with the Dalek looking probes?
Mark Hamill looks so young.
He sounds so young.
Bruh, Luke wtf?
Y’all I fucking see it! I paused it at 4:27 and for a moment thought that Han was being played by Adam Driver. I definitely see the resemblance now.
Rip Chewie’s original actor
Wheretf is Leia?
There she is.
SPACE MOM LOOKS SO YOUNG
Rip Carrie Fisher while we’re here
Damn, Carrie talks so quietly during this scene.
Damn, Leia’s sass is amazing.
Leia hiding her feelings. Are we positive that Leia wouldn’t be an awesome Gen-Z?
Everyone walking in-between Leia and Han as they fight, iconic!
The angry “YOU COULD USE A GOOD KISS!” Sounds so much like Ben/Kylo. It’s nuts.
Above scene is at 6:27.
3P0! R2!
“OH SWITCH OFF!”
Han looks feral, that’s all I’m saying.
Han’s concern for Luke and Leia warms my heart.
“Between ourselves, I think Master Luke is in conciderable danger.”
“That’s right. My friends right out in it.”
Han, admit it, you’re attached to Luke.
“Then I’ll see you in hell.”
Damn Han.
Ya’ll I forgot that most of the “cgi” was stop motion in these first three.
The old force theme.
Rancor? Thingy is cool.
R2 willing to freeze for his Skywalker master makes me want to cry.
R2 DONT SOUND SAD!
Are we close to shoving Luke into a tauntaun yet?
The rebellion people being concerned for Leia’s worry over Luke and Han while C3P0 just walks up.
Leia closing the doors to the base and Chewie looks so sad.
I’m legit about to cry. They mimicked Chewies cry from this to put into TROS when they tell Poe, Finn and Chewie that Leia’s dead.
Shelby is joining me in my watch of Star Wars.
We’re shoving Luke into a tauntaun now!
Obi-Wan absolutely dissing Qui-Gon.
Glad to know the Tauntaun died of the cold,
Han wielding the lightsaber!
They’re so happy to have found Luke and Han
The bacta tank
Luke is like, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHILE I WAS ABOUT TO GET EATEN!?
The iconic Laserbrain scene.
Chewie laughing and Han looks so betrayed.
NERF HERDER!
Have I mentioned I love Leia?
The sad look on Han’s face when Leia calls him scruffy.
Luke’s like PLEASE DONT GET ME IN THIS!
I forgot Luke and Leia kiss!
3P0 casually mentioning that it isn’t a rebellion signal
Oop, here comes Anakin “So, do you like my plan?” Vader Skywalker.
The Falcon absolutely wreaking Han.
Han and Luke silently communicating.
Vader’s egg.
Vader casually killing someone while talking.
Have I mentioned I love Leia?
The stop motion is amazing.
THE AT-AT!
3P0 casually reminding R2 to be safe.
Luke trying to save his friend
Han running back for Leia.
Han catching 3P0.
Anthony Daniel’s autotune.
The very old sounding theme.
Luke gets his dumbass traits from Anakin.
Carries scream.
Where in the hell is the scene where 3P0 rips the warning on a door?
R2 being worried about Luke.
“Take Evasive action!” Almost dies.
The scene where Han is on the pole and his ass is on display, thank god Harrison Ford got paid for that.
Leia trying to fly falcon shows that she’s a Skywalker and has that natural ability to fly.
Had to switch over to my computer.
“Never tell me the odds!”
Oof, Dagobah.
Here comes the green dwarf who drinks coke every day.
Luke’s X-wing.
R2 falling into the water
R2 scream
Yoda should show up soon.
Vader’s egg.
Anakin’s crusty head.
Han catching Leia
Leia getting pissed
Han flirting
Here comes Yoda, the coke drinker.
Yoda’s so damn high. I’m meaning weed type of high
R2 getting beat by Yoda.
You know for a fact Yoda was beating R2 because he remembers Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker’s way too damn modified Astromech.
How the fuck is Frank Oz still alive?
3P0 wants his husband.
Oop, here comes the kiss scene with Han and Leia.
Han calling Leia by her first name for the first time.
“Scoundrel?”
“I happen to like nice men.”
Finally!
Fucking 3P0!
Han looks so vulnerable.
Oop Palpatine.
Vader’s egg.
Ian McDiarmid has been playing Palpatine since 1980.
Anakin learning that Luke Skywalker is his son and having to pick between killing him and wanting to finish raising Luke. It’s quite sad actually.
R2 getting drenched scares me.
Luke hiding his distaste for Yoda’s food.
Yoda and Obi-Wan talking.
I’m gonna be honest, I hate Yoda. He’s an old man who is doesn’t want change until literally episode 8. He may have taught Luke something but Luke had to learn the way of the force by himself.
Also, Yoda scares me.
Have I mentioned that I love Leia?
“I have a bad feeling about this.”
C3P0 yelling at the Mynock.
Leia faceplanting into the Falcon.
“I am not a committee!”
I don’t like the Luke/Yoda training scene.
The only thing that I believe that Yoda taught look was to absolutely fear his connection with the force.
The whole under the tree Luke/Vader “fight” was to allude to “hey, Vader is this Anakin guy we keep talking about.”
Is that Boba I see?
The light speed fail x2.
“Shut up!”
I don’t like this Luke/Yoda training scene either.
“No! Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.”
Unpopular opinion: Palpatine should’ve killed Yoda.
The soft flute force theme.
Bruh, I forgot Han landed the Falcon on Vader’s ship.
Leia turning 3P0 off.
“He’s a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You’d like him.
“Thanks.”
You can see Anthony Daniels or his stand in breathing in the 3P0 outfit.
Boba following them.
Again, I hate each and every single Yoda/Luke training scene.
“Han. Leia!”
Yoda constantly belittling Luke’s compassion for his friends that he sees as his family. This is why I don’t like Yoda.
The landing on cloud city.
I forgot how much Cloud city looks like Corucant.
Lando Calrissian
Han pointing to himself, *me?*
Lando Calrissian.
“What have you done to my ship?”
“Your ship? Hey, remember, you lost her to me fair and square.”
They are literal children and I love it.
Lando immediately flirting.
Also, what the fuck was George Lucas thinking on letting 5ft something men get chest to chest with Carrie and try to intimidate her with their height whilst trying to flirt with her?
Wtf was he thinking! Carrie Fisher is 4ft something and I feel bad for her.
“She’s the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.”
Chewie going to look for C3P0.
The soft force theme.
The force theme turning to the imperial march.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, you let 12-year old Ahsoka Tano on a battlefield with Anakin fucking Skywalker, the man who stared General Grevious in the face and basically told him to fuck off, and you’re not letting Anakin’s literal son go save his sister and future brother in law! So shut the fuck up dead guy and let Luke save his friends.
Yoda can go die for all I care. I forgot how much of an asshole he is.
God, I fucking hate Yoda.
Leia’s Bespin outfit.
Leia worried over 3P0 is the sweetest thing. This shows just how great of a mom she’ll be.
“I don’t trust Lando.”
Have I said that I appreciate how pretty Harrison Ford is?
Yo! Mandalorian!
Also, chewie finding C3P0!
Leia covering her body when she realizes Lando is watching her is something I thought I’d never relate to but whelp, here we are.
Lando Calrissian is very creepy actually in how he treats Leia every chance he can get.
Han’s ready to punch him.
“Would you join me for a refreshment?”
“No!” I never realized how protective Chewie is of Leia until this scene. Chewbacca immediately is ready to rip Lando apart.
“Having a problem with your droid?”
Han immediately realizes how vulnerable Leia can get when C3P0 is involved and when people she’s intimidated by. Han drew away Lando’s attention on 3P0 to him.
Han drank his appreciating women juice.
Is Boba wearing a death watch thingy on his shoulder?
Leia looks so damn scared.
Han grabbing Leia’s hand tighter to protect her.
Chewie trying to work on C3P0.
The imperial march.
Han’s super pale. “I feel terrible.”
Leia’s vulnerable and even though Han’s hurting he jumps in to protect her and how angry Leia gets, that’s when everyone knows that Leia’s feeling and anger is her protection emotion.
Honestly, I’m ready to skip the rest of Lando’s scenes.
Carbonite.
Okay so when Vader tells the Troopers to put Han into the carbon freezer, Chewbacca attacks, if you notice, Vader just lets him. It’s not because, “hey let’s not anger the Wookiee more.” It’s because according to a scene in The Clone Wars animated TV show, Chewbacca saved Anakin’s padawan, Ahsoka. I like to think Vader was finally paying his debt to the Shriwook for saving Ahsoka.
Han calming down Chewie by telling him to look after Leia.
Han and Leia’s second kiss
“I love you.”
“I know.”
Leia looks so damn sad and scared.
Chewie literally pulling Leia into his body to try and lessen the pain she was in.
The fact that Luke doesn’t realize that it’s Han.
Luke slowly realizing that he didn’t see Han with Leia and Chewie.
The only lightsaber fight between Luke and a Vader that I remember.
I’m not gonna comment on Chewie chocking Lando.
That force jump.
The biggest plot twist in cinematic history, according to the Internet, is about to happen.
R2 getting electrocuted
R2 going to fix his husband.
Oop, Luke’s hands about to get cut off.
Mark Hamill’s scream.
“Luke, there is no escape. Don’t make me destroy you. Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.”
“I’ll never join you!”
“If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.”
“He told me enough. He told me you killed him.”
“No. I am your father.”
“No, no, that’s not true. That’s impossible!”
“Search your feelings. You know it to be true.”
The iconic “Noooo.”
“Luke. You can destroy the emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. Come with me. It is the only way.”
Skywalker men are such idiots and always are so dramatic.
The poor film editor, having to make it look like Luke is falling and is just playing with the footage they got of Mark Hamill writhing around.
And here we see just how powerful Leia and Luke are.
“Leia. Hear me. Leia”
“Luke.”
Luke’s just swinging his legs.
Light speed fail x3
“Luke.”
“Father.”
“Come with me.”
“Ben. Why didn’t you tell me?”
“Luke, it’s your destiny.”
Mark Hamill is such a talented actor
Welp, Anakin’s gonna kill everyone.
“May the Force be with you.”
Luke’s fake hand.
The chills I get during the ending music.
And that was The Empire Strikes Back. All in all a good classic.
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having watched TROS for the second (and final) time in the cinema, here’s my full spoiler abundant review, also with comments on the nonalogy as a whole.
the movie works a lot better aka is more enjoyable the second time. we know what’s happening and i could relax and enjoy even the dumb moments and allow myself to feel, to be washed into the music and just feel my good feelings towards the finale.
the plot is still dumb as rocks, with the new old villain, resurrected. who not only is back but is giving our heroes a chance to find him before all shit breaks loose. why is the emperor so fucking arrogant?? why did TROS/JJ keep arguably the worst plot from TLL namely the race against a certain but exact time to do something to save the day?
the rey as palpatine still makes no sense. why did the jedi (in particular obi wan) call to her when she has the first force vision back on takodana if rey’s a palp?? JJ truly pisses on his very own movie isn’t he? and the emperor himself, he wants rey dead, twice he tells this verbatim to KR and then comments the rey killing plot was foiled to commander pryde...but then he actually welcomes her with open arms? or did he foresee his new death by rey should she reach exogol still alive? why should this death stick? ugghghgh.
the movie moves at record pace, no time to grieve, no time to catch your breath. the falcon/poe does impossible feats. the trio is united only to trail rey, finn in particular acting like a puppy. the only scene with finn that had any weight and developed his character was the scene with jannah when they’re fixing the falcon. BUT even then...i thought it was fine for the Force to guide finn out of his servitude. but maybe let the other former stormtroopers have some fuxking free will. not the force guiding them. there were so many moments when finn could’ve inspired former fellow stormtroopers to put down their weapons, but no. the spy could’ve been a stormtrooper, not the ridiculous hux doing things out of spite...
the worst scene in the movie? rey going on a fucking stroll on pasaana to meet kylo ren’s ship...and before that, the knights of ren literally posturing on a rock. i laughed out loud in the cinema it was so utterly ridiculous.
it’s all fucking plains, the fucking audience could see rey advancing through ochi’s ship screens. but somehow chewbacca gets captured and there’s a second transporter. the whole scene plays just so we can set up rey’s sith lightning abilities..?? fucking hell.
c3po’s sacrifice works for me. it’s the first moment of the rewatch where i got truly emotional and shed actual tears. and it’s not really cheapened by his memory being restored, since Finn actually mentions r2 might have a backup which 3po dismisses in his usual fashion. so 3po actually believed he was going to be fully erased. and that’s what matters. i found the 3po humour almost on par with the OT, although sometimes poe’s wayyy too aggressive with him. (i mean, poe loves droids, or at least his droid bb8, but is awfully dismissive of both 3po and D-O, just to fill in the han role i guess? it’s overdone)
the fight on the destroyer/kimiji is ok, again rey with the aggressive stance and the reveal is....nothing. rey has NO fucking reaction. she like scrunches her nose a little. she was just told the JJ equivalent to luke finding out vader’s his dad and rey’s just like. oh okay. bummer.
she should’ve fucking jumped like luke did. and maybe be retrieved on the falcon somehow. she should’ve expressed some pain. but no. rey’s just as calm as before. maybe even calmer, now that she knows the whole truth.
the death star sequence. dumb as hell to imagine the dagger has coordinates to the fucking wreckage of DS2??!??! who made it and when??!?!??! but let’s not overthink this. you get force powered rey making the ride with the skimmer and finding herself attacked by dark!rey..and then kylo come by and apparently knows this? because he tells her that now she’s tainted and can’t go back to leia either??!
WHAT THE FUCKKKK does JJ not know how the fucking force works??? i mean was it a fucking inside joke when han says that’s not how the force works in TFA??? uughghghgh. i know TROS is trying its best to almost completely retcon TLJ, but the way the Force was described there, like a balance, decay from where new life spawns, THAT WAS A GOOD THING FFS!!!!
no, JJ thinks that jedi are all pure beings and sith are dark brooding monsters and if a jedi or equivalent has even the faintest connection to the dark side, they’re fucking done!!!!!! (when the FUCKING OT SAYS THE FUCKING OPPOSITE, even a shred of goodness can help you get back to the light)
and if that was SUPPOSED to be KR’s way of getting rey to join him on his fieldtrip to exogol...my god he’s fucking dumb as hell. rey’s resisted his offer every fucking time (altho during the force call on pasaana he tells her he will turn her and she says we’ll see. she didn’t say no lmao), why would she fucking say yeah sure now? just because she had a fucking vision of dark herself??!?!?
still, dark!rey is fucking hot and i will probably cosplay her sometimes soon.
then comes the kylo - rey fight on the death star wreckage, where she attacks him, she’s aggressive, and is bested. and he’s about to kill her (even though he told her he has other plans, LOL) and then leia calls. or her call to her son finally reaches him (no more voicemail) and he falters, drops the saber and is impaled by rey.......who also senses leia’s passing.
and we have ben again and the scene with han solo plays and it’s pretty fucking emotional. but i wish he had said father and not dad. dad feels unearned. father would’ve worked best, especially for such a serious, stoic char like ben, dad is far too playful. i would’ve wanted a moment more of ben mourning his mother too, but the movie’s gotta be done in 30 mins so we have no time for allowing emotional moments to sink in. note: finn & poe are in such a rush to get to leia they don’t even have time to wait a sec to be told properly that she’s fucking dead. fuck you movie.
the scenes with luke are good. of course, luke backtracks all of his development in TLJ (because fuck you that’s why) and apparently everyone knew she was a palpatine but they still trained her because fuck logic? this is just like the PT where they end up training anakin because they made a promise to a dead guy. lmao. and how convenient is that there’s another lightsaber, otherwise how would rey make an x at the end to (presumably) end palpatine?? hmmm. i said the jedi leia scene/flashback worked for me the first time i saw it, but in hindsight, the scene and motivation really takes a steaming dump on leia’s character, a mother afraid of her son and unwilling to help him. fuck you JJ. we never needed leia wielding a lightsaber. we only wanted leia using the force in some way that felt organic to her character. (sidestep: up until attack of the clones? when yoda first uses a lightsaber, i assumed he was enlightened and didn’t need actual weapons to wield the force. well, i hoped leia could be like that enlightened master yoda. but like all bad things in the SW universe, she ended up being as awful as puppet yoda with a toothpick lightsaber, cause how would we know she’s a jedi otherwise????)
so. because she refused kylo, and ended up alone on exogol and with the resistance trapped there, she’s actually considering palpatine’s offer??! and realises she has maybe another option when she senses ben’s there too??! then why the fuck didn’t they go together??!?! oh wait. i forgot she wanted to exile herself on ach-to LMAO.
and still. the whole palpatine plot train-wreck could’ve still worked had they actually used the pretty cool concept of Force Dyad for something good. i mean, KR tells this to rey on the destroyer. but apparently palp can’t do the math and is surprised when he takes a sip of their life essences??! like what the actual fuck, why isn’t palpatine aware of this?? if he (+plagueis) made vader and then he conceived his son. and then vader had leia and leia had ben and palp’s son had rey........why is KR able to put this together and not the FREAKING MASTER PUPPETEER of the whole fucking galaxy??!?!
anyway. back to the force dyad. we have awsome ben solo and rey reunited. ready to fight palps. but no. he freezes them and sucks the life force out of them. maybe the power of the force dyad of light users could be harmful to a sith?!??! maybe the power of a force dyad would help ben & rey resist palp?! maybe the power of a force dyad could be used to defeat palp?
but no. we get ben solo thrown into a pit so that palp and rey could reenact whitney houston’s hit
or, even worse, the year’s most anticipated battle of one liners: endgame. yeah, it was cool to hear all the jedi clamouring for rey, but this could’ve still worked as the jedi finally supporting ben skywalker organa solo for fucking once in the guy’s lifetime.
but no. JJ said fuck ben solo. he’s only good to give the life back to rey, then he can fuck off. i am not a reylo and i am not too bothered by ben’s death, as much as i am by his misuse. i mean, in such movies, we never really have to deal with reformed bad guys making amends. vader died, and so in a way, ben dying too and not having to be courtmartialled is actually convenient.
i have read some analysis where ben & rey being happy together is the undoing of anakin’s sad demise and brings peace to the skywalker line rather than pain and despair and that’s a valid premise, but realistically, ben’s death makes sense. they’d never be happy together in a hut somewhere, because ben still has to pay for a lot of damage. BUT his death is nothing but the crippling of the skywalker line, after a palp had defeated the palps. his death has little meaning in the story. them being a force dyad has little meaning, apart from powering palps back to his rots appearance. lmao
and finally, the death of ben is never mourned, never acknowledged. no-one is even told on screen about his return to the light (maybe maz felt it, when leia’s body vanished...) and his deeds. that kinda sucks. because luke took a moment to have a ceremony for vader, the force ghosts came through. here...we get nothing.
and then rey buries the anakin saber and leia’s saber on tatooine in sand no less (we need a sketch of anakin loudly complaining to rey about this)... and instead of finally accepting herself as being sufficient, she tacks on the legacy name. well done JJ.
(that was me when the credits rolled).
now, i love the OT more than life itself and the films give us meta to fill libraries. they are not perfect movies, but they are good, they tell a wonderful story with amazing characters and i will never stop loving them.
then the PT is made of really bad movies that now, in the light of TROS, surprisingly still come together as a trilogy far better than the ST lmao.
i still believe that the PT undermines and ruins Vader’s redemption in ROTS, because now you know exactly what he did (reminder: killed 30 children) and it’s hard to swallow. in the end, he dies to save his son and takes down the big bad so we can accept that he gains redemption in luke’s eyes alone and not necessarily in the audience’s. but ben solo didn’t even get that. he got thrown into a pit and crawled out only to give rey life lol.
anyway, TFA was okay at first, but i always had a huge gripe, aka the misuse of Leia and the complete silence on her being a Force user. like don’t even need ligthsaber fights from her, just gimme something explicit of her using the Force. she could’ve at the very fucking least sensed KR when he swoops in and abducts Rey on Takodana. but no. JJ fridged Leia from the get go, because he had no clue what to do with her. and then he fucked her character completely with what he believed was the flashback the fans wanted....UFHGHGHGH
JJ also and truly fridged Luke, because he had no idea what to do with Luke and the whole Force legacy either. he wanted to write a fun Han Solo adventure and by gods he did.
so, Luke. the guy vanishes the opening crawl tells us. he wasn’t abducted, so he must’ve exiled himself. people hating TLJ’s so called character assassination when it comes to Luke should point fingers at the real culprit, JJ. how could Luke do such a thing and run away (like JJ wrote him do) if he hadn’t done something significantly wrong?? it had to be FUCKING HORRIBLE. and so it is. because what Luke did was horrible and it set up for the fall to the dark side of poor, conflicted, manipulated and unloved Ben Solo. but had it not been THIS awful, then Luke’s self imposed exile, shame and guilt wouldn’t have made any fucking sense. so, TLJ haters, think again WHO was the person who wrote Luke running away for 10 years and allowing all that shit to happen?? it wasn’t Rian Johnson, that’s for sure. he merely justified the absence in a way that made sense plot-wise and actually character-wise too.
on repeated viewing, TFA isn’t that good, it’s a rehash of ANH and the stakes are never as good as the original movies. we all kinda know the heroes will save the day
TLJ, i liked, but the canto bight plot really falls flat. this is where RJ did some char assassinations: Poe. Poe is the cocky pilot who singlehandedly destroys the Resistance’s arsenal LMAO. and next scene he turns into sexist macho asshole trope itself, with his immediate and unfounded disdain of Holdo and her plans to keep our heroes safe. so he concocts a harebrained plan that doesn’t work. maybe it was intended as a refreshing look over this trope of barely a plan of the heroes always coming to fruition at the very last second, but the way it’s presented, it somehow really undermines all the characters involved, including newcomer Rose. at the start a breath of fresh air in the age of mindless heroics, the voice of reason, soon enough she too is pulled apart and becomes a sudden love interest...?? she is then reduced to a side’s side char in TROS, but she has space buns, so that’s cool right? that’s what SW is all about, women in space buns. fuck!
and yet, TLJ handled Luke, Leia, KR and Rey wonderfully and laid down some great ideas, Rey having no lineage, the Force Bond between her and KR, the catalyst for KR’s fall to the dark side, the little good in him, as sensed by both Leia and Rey...and set up a finale where, i believed and hoped, KR would be the main villain.
with the trailer spelling the probable return of palpatine, i kinda lost faith in TROS before it even hit the theaters. in fact, my faith in the movie was shot the moment JJ was brought on board.
we had a new villain, another race against time to save the day, and our heroes tell us again and again that it’s fine to share the burden, that they are not alone, that there are more good guys than bad - and when the ARMY OF PEOPLE came to exogol, it’s a wonderful scene. it works for me and it did both times. i know it’s awful that no-one came to leia’s call on crait, but here lando picks up (when lando says hello there, it’s not only panties that drop) half the galaxy, but somehow it still made me well up.
but, despite this very explicit message, our heroine fights alone. she faces palps alone and almost makes a bad decision, is alone in her final battle, is alone at the end. how truly horrible. instead of having ben and rey defeat palps together, rey has to do it alone, out of faux-feminism. it’s sickening. it’s stupid. and that’s not star wars and the star wars message. luke was not alone at the end, he was with friends, with family.
but she’s from a bad bloodline and she should die childless. ughhh. totally not hopeful, totally not satisfying message to have for the finale of the skywalker saga.
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Clone Wars Episode 18
Mystery of a Thousand Moons
So,
Mystery of a Thousand Moons
Starts
with a really strong quote
“ A single chance is
a galaxy of hope,”
And into the episode
“Hard pressed Jedi,”
[Shows Ahsoka]
Ah, mate?
that is one of the biggest Mary Sue’s in the series,
Reason you can’t see her face?
She’s smiling
Good
Alright
Okay
“ everyone on Naboo would be dead now,”
.....
That
assumes
that
they
would
be
very
unaccountable
and
toxic
Like,
no
one
they
had
to
blame
but
themselves,
for
that
Just another boring day saving the universe....
You did help
I will give him that
Obi-Wan did do something
in the previous
Episode
A child soldier also had a fight his battles
But that’s besides the
point
Theed
Pretty sure that’s a war crime
*Surprised there not taking him to the Galactic government for that
Whelp
Virus
Bombs
Okay...?
So it didn’t dispose
So long as you established some mild amount of accountability
And locked him up
That shouldn’t be a
problem
A droid must’ve taken it........
These episodes never do start off
on the right foot
do they?
It’s always some hilarious miscarriage of logic
Turning out to be true
Okay, where does this
lead?
Aight
Okay, bullshit, movie
You showed that little fucker running away
When
his
shit
was
taken
Truly doubt he has such specific programming as to ran away when object of your concern has been taken but resume
oper
-ation
And
Track
A
Vial
That
Could
be
Anyway
It’s not impossible but it is damn well
unlikely
So they didn’t destroy these
fuckers
??
Heck
Whelp
Bull-shit
[ You can tell
they didn’t plan this shit
in advanced]
We saw that little
fecker - there was
nothing in his hands
Really ret-con
ning
It’s not worthy of a
sin on its own;
But it’s a damn good way to
piss off your audience!
Hopefully the episode is
worthy of that
ret-con
Doomed
Oh they’re actually
taking him
some what
seriously
That’s-
A bit
better
Not
Perfect
Okay
Bullshit
Dude
Might’ve
Been
Self-
Destructive
But
he at least had the intell
-igence not to auto-
Mate it-
Wait,
It
Caused
An
Earth
Quake?
(We did see the security system overreact, so I’m not going to call that one too harshly
Also, okay
Lock down the lab
quarantine those fuckers
And they will be fine
in like five days
(Maybe more if you want to like
pass them some
ibuprofen)
This is fine
Safe
room
This is the place of a mad (unaccoun-
table doctor - who thought killing people was a
good idea-”
You’re honestly
going to trust the safe
room?
Better
idea; get the
fudge out of there
(And again just toss whoever got sick
some ibuprofen)
Problem solved
Seriously
They
Have
Masks
They’re
Adults
They’re
Fine
.....
Okay,
Padme
....
Okay, she does have the.
thing
(Not sure if it was in a
previous scene - I wasn’t paying attention
that much)
Anakin
Hey, the only character I actually care about is
here!
(He’s the only one
whose sickness isn’t
his own fault
Okay
Yeah sucks
that no one else got those protective suits
Well at least all the sick guys some
ibuprofen
(I’ll try to keep the ibuprofen jokes down to a
minimum)
Ahsoka, has sealed off the entire
facility
Cool, pass people down there some food
(and medicine) and wait for it to pass
down
Droids
Break out
You locked down the facility?
How can the dude unlock it
down?
Can’t you just-
No, sit in quar
-antine
Let the people out
side keep the door shut
And don’t feck around
with this thing
“Be
care-ful,”
No
one
is
Put this
on
“You’re bringing the
child?! ‘
Why?
He’s - like,
The only one
of you guys can get sick from this thing!
Aight
Ahsoka
Oh, yeah
let’s drag the other child soldier into this!
(Are
you trying to get everyone killed?]
Seriously
Droids
Dude,
Seriously
Also you asking the “Mad” (Unaccountable!) scientist,
For the antidote?
Scour on the planet
You’ll likely find some (medicine) ibuprofen, capable of lessening the side effects, and compatible with their biology
Rule
Manufacture a plague
That’s
really
impossible
unless
everyone
is
an
unaccountable
(Like in order to get that it should’ve killed you too)
And (Possibly) anyone nearby
Who
wasn’t
Practic
-ing
Account-
Per
son
ally
Bull-shit
That
this
works
“Cure,”
Stop
poking
the
wound
Someone wants to fuck around with mother nature and pay the consequences that’s their own prerogative
So long as you
don’t fuck
around with mother
nature, it
ain’t
Your
Pro
blem
“Games,”
So stop dealing with that fucker and go toss the clones some
food
Or look for some damn
ibuprofen
(I’m sorry
it’s becoming the
running joke
of this episode)
Seriously this
guy should be
dead
Unless
he had a damn good healer on his team
Whom I respect
immensely, having to deal with the majority of individuals who decide to, “ fuck around and find out,”
Who decide to say, to mother nature, nah
I got this
And hold them
accountable
* having both the ability and mak- ing the decision, to do so
And that’s feckin
Ballsy
on the other hand whoever
cured this guy clearly wasn’t practicing
accountability,
As if mother nature decided this guy was
too stupid to live, you sure
bet he’s not coming back into society
*Should
Kill me now
I sure
wish
they would
(Un-
Accou
n
-tability)
unaccountable
freak
of
nature
“ first droid breaks out of that laboratory,”
There’s one
Also well guess
we’re sealing it off till it
dies
Bye
Made,
Man
Didn’t they say it was eradicated?
Through the adjacent
herb
Put in accountability
There we go
Problem
solved
Fastest way to
save
Again throw a
Tylenol
(Yes I have changed the thing,”
Find an actual antidote
Again is there not one?
Toss the herb
Throw them in accountability
Standard
procedure
Aight
There they go
Whelp
In here
Thought that was reasonable
Dead
Man
You’re wearing masks
And are adults....
Again yeet a Tylenol
Send them to
Accountability
If there’s anything we should be worried about is
Ahsoka
Yeet her into
stable
environment
And....
hope for the best
Not
sure how badly this would affect someone who can’t assume authority/
(/accountability)
The best course of action
is just to not let them near that kind of stuff
I don’t know what kind of
idiot decided against that
*unaccountable
Almost, certainly
the same one that decided to bring the other one
unaccountable
Into the situation
Aka our toxic “love birds” of stupidity
Stop that droid...
My master....
Will find a cure
For the
virus
Wasn’t the cure already found?
Like,
Everyone’s still alive
And, we have recollection of it
(Which wouldn’t be possible...)
Dead yet
Yeah
let’s drag her into a virus affected room without any knowledge
Contaminated
Again, these fuckers decided to takeoff
their helmet
Is there no regulation??
Like, if they die
it’s on their own screwup
No sympathy
*Like I want them to reach a healer and
be held
ac
-countable
If
anyone
can
and
wants
to
is
another
argument
entirely
Healing
is
not
a
guaranteed
ability
In
the
direct
line
of
productivity
you
shouldn’t
be
fucking
around
with
things
that
could
get
you
killed
or
mother
nature
So someone that will heal you from your
own
unaccountable
actions
Is
not
a
guarantee
Like
with
food
or
water
Move them away from you for Jesus Christ sake
Like, seriously
Neither of you are healers...
And Ahsoka can’t assume accountability
Aight,
Back to this
Scene
Right,
Okay
Treachery
Great...
Antidote
I think I found the answer for you
No shit
Okay,
the
....
The captain of the guard doubles as a
healer
Good for him
Good to know he has that ability
Rep
Syrup
Aight
Iego?
....
Okay
bullshit
movie
Compatible
cures
can
only
be
found
on
planets
with
compatible
eco- ology
Meaning
the cure
(the best cure)
(Or healer)
Should be
on planet
Possibly
near
the
area
Point being
this should be on
planet
And a great chance to show some nice
scenery
And use the new queen
And show Amidala reacts to how things have changed since she became senator...
I’m
disappointed
That’s why most
find-a-cure- missions
Because why would
planet fuck it have
a cure
for an
incompatible species?
You can’t
just toss
that thing up
Deep separatist
controlled
space
Seriously?
Does
no one have a
greenhouse?
(Herb
focuses
aren’t
necessary,
but I did figure there’d be one gardening
person!)
Move cautiously
Seriously,
Is there
no
Active
Healer
Focus-
Es-
Or
even
a
herb
guy?
(It’s possible
it’s just really
weird)
We did see doctors
I mean.
Why
Can’t
You
Send
One
Of
Them?
Like the system’s already
enabling
You’re telling me there’s, not, like one
neutrally enabled
herb
guy
That isn’t just like
Yeah, dude
what did you get into..?
Oh shit, yeah let me throw some reet wood on that, dude
Again,
Possible
Just out
of the ordinary
“There’s no time
for caution,”
Whoa, whoa, where did that come from?
NOW he’s scared about
Ahsoka??
(Like normally
(And I mean normally is in
Ahsoka not being an abomination of nature,
That would be kind of normal
And a reason to
fret, because
We don’t know- if that
kid will survive)
But-
It’s really un
earned
-Just
Every
where
No humanity
to any of
this
“And so is
Padme,”
Obi-wan
Narrow
-ing
eyebrows
Seriously?
Like even by your own rules you should care about your
senator
This is just
really un-earned
Like,
You did no part to earn
that, movie
You didn’t set up Obi-Wan is a demanding
and/or intimidating individual
You didn’t set up Anakin as a child following orders and having to correct at said orders/responses
Or
An adult that is continuing to enable Obi-wan’s behavior
You haven’t even set up
whatever Anakin/Padme
‘s relation-ship
is supposed
to be
You’ve been writing
(and having them
acted)
Like some
alien hybrid
that’s only job
is to be
an asshole
As such I can’t take any of this with
any bit of seriousness
The tone struggling on light
unrealistic-ness
You need some hum
-anity
Cause those things
aren’t human
“ it’s a suicide mission
once we contain the virus,”
Are you
actually going to start doing that?
Letting them die out
Or
Getting a damn
Healer?
-troops
Aight
Also how deadly is this
thing supposed to be?
[The thing about healers
that makes them so specific,
There’s A) having access to the plant of
whatever you fecked with
(Having
Herbs on
deck when
you
do)
And the knowledge of which
plant will actually fix the problem
(Exclusive to
them.)
Also,
The willing
-ness]
Point
Being;
How rare is ibuprofen?
There are no other medics
And, you can’t toss them
down some food?
....
Like, seriously
What are your troops
even doing?
(They don’t seem to be quarantining!)
(I concur)
Seriously,
Okay,
Also, yeah, how’s that awkward car ride going to be?
....
What-ever
No show of Obi-wan as he used to be
No actual resent-ment from Anakin
The main reason
most people decide to enable
Just...
Hey, they’ll be fine!
(Nothing told]
“ if we suc
-ceed,”
Again you set up no
risks-
This thing could kill them
today or
tomorrow;
I have no idea
I don’t
Oh, ok
now there’s other droids!
[This is getting very
heavily bullshit]
Also you’re trusting
basically clankers
to open the door?
Good for
you...
“How we going to get
out?”
“Not our
problem,”
Well, there
went any medium
of slight risk
Neat
Dude,
cou-
ghing
Seriously, winner,
of the Darwin award
over here
(Why?)
Whelp
Oh they’re standing right behind the
child
how nice
My pity is
feckin minimal
Okay
We’re right outside your safety room
Okay, great
‘ can you get the door open,’
Oh, yeah that’s great
Like not only should we let the
de-adly virus into the room
Let the vulnerable
child get the door
Great job
Amidala
Any other
Babies
You
want
to
murder?
“ go
ahead
Jar-
jar,”
Did you ask the
other kid
to do it for you
Fecking brilliant
Didn’t even try to see if Rex and their others were wearing the helmet
Just....
Amidala
Trash
(Where
she
belongs)
(You cannot convince
me
she isn’t the villain)
“i’m sorry Ahsoka”
For
what,
endangering
a
child
(To
possible
death)
Because that’s the only reason that
she
would
be
apologizing
Here;
it
makes
no
sense
“ we still have
a
job
to
do,”
No you don’t
You heard the
droids...
They don’t give a
shit...
....
Emm
Able
Oh also now everyone has their
helmet
off
Winners of the Darwin award,
This Squad
Now
they’re
on
Geez, that really
helps...
....
Cutting through the
wall,..
And now they care....
This episode
really is setting
a bad
example
For
What
Justifies
Using
A
Ret-
Conn
For
...
Okay someone’s helmet’s going to get broken...
Aight
Ahsoka is just plain
fecking fine
Good to know that I will never have to worry about
her this entire episode
Don’t open
that hatch?
Again,
how?
They....
Hmm
....
Aight
This
Grave- yard
Those are
rocks
Now their
ship parts...
Okay
Simple
Enough...
No
AA
Guns
Aight
alright
don’t
try
to
land
anywhere
subtle
(Not like in an unidentified ship Landing in the port will raise any
questions)
(Obi-wan
loves
conflict)
See?
You
can’t
not
notice
that
Every
one
is
down
for
murder
(Specifically
of
the
roombas)
Death
roombas
Anakin
🎵 No emotion 🎵
None
What-so-ever
“Welcome to
Iego,”
Not...
Death
Roombas?
No
Guns....
ANAKIN!
..............
......
WTF
(Anakin’s
an
asshole!)
(Like
I don’t care how they try
to play that off..)
He’s
Irredeemable
(Nothing
after this
is surprising)
Like
they could’ve been
sentient
And regardless
wrecking someone’s shit (that isn’t made for practice exercises)
(More then
five times!)
Toxic...
Beyond redemption
(Or anything else besides accountability...
..)
Not relatable
Dick move
Seven
Teen
I don’t think
they were battle droids mate
I think they were just automated
welcome
Anakin destroyed someone’s prized welcome droids
That they may just to make people..
happy
There isn’t exactly a rule about property ownership...
Wait, yes there is...
Don’t be a
dick!
(Don’t be a
dick!!)
(You can’t kick them from
society for it...)
But...you can bar them from your place
Not cool...
Dick
“18, actually,”
Shut up.
J.Bo
Probably
the
owner
of
the
establishment
you
just
trashed...
Dick....
Droids...
He has
a point
Not a
Kid
Really...
has
gone
off
the
deep
end
Rash
No
...
Well
a screw in my brain has clearly come loose....
We already have one badly written
child
character
Two
in
doubt
And
now
this..
Hm
If you don’t want to write decent child characters
don’t
write
them
(And
I
mean
don’t
write
them,
Child
Characters)
Write
adults
(And
I
mean
do
it
properly,
Don’t
childify
Them
And pretend
like they aren’t
accountable
for their
actions
......
As
you
can
tell
I’ve
gone
to
some
thing
of
a
Tranquil
fury
state
Now
paying attention
after
Anakin
screwed
with
a
bunch
of
dude’s
property
.......
But there’s really nothing on screen to justify it
Do
you
know
what
would’ve
been
better?
If Anakin had actually run into a semi accountable adult, Who bought him from his establishment under said reasons, and that was the core conflict, with Obi-Wan talking to the owner,
And Anakin left to contemplate his action
Possibly deciding to fix the droids,
Not out of any attempt
for forgiveness,
But just because
Showing
the
realization of the effort it takes to
make
something
Or
possibly
deciding
to
destroy
them
more
Showing
his
shift
from
his
original
state
Possibly
some
resentment
towards
his
origin
And.. how a good thought can be twisted it into a
bad action
Children
aren’t
spoiled
They repeat actions
they have
have been
ordered
to
repeat
The giving of initiative
to this child
Makes me
worried that
writers are
victim blaming
Children
And a popular ‘look at this spoiled brat, he’s clearly responsible for his condition,’ ‘Isn’t that funny’ attempt to dodge responsibility, when in reality it has never been funny, always toxic, And it says nothing good about the medium or the writer who decided to write it
Even writers to attempt to mock this trope, Are in thin leniency,
Because
the
only
way
to
stop
seeing
this
Trope,
is
to
stop
writing
it
So
it
can
die
Where
writing
like
that
belongs
You
know
what
would
be
interesting?
And adult character
written
like
that
(Because
adults
are
actually
capable
of
malician
Unlike
children
Much
more
realistic
Much
funnier
for
everyone
involved
(Including
the
audience)
And
without
that
pesky
concern that
enabling (and encouraging) the thoughts that children are capable of
malacian
And should be held to the same
standard
Is
Morally
Wrong
Now continuing on with the
story
“Droll,”
That..
Poor
Droid
Planet
[you know it would make a lot more sense for him
to be here alone
If he was an adult
And for “Droll”
, to leave a rich millionaire
on an uncharted planet
Alone.
......
Continuing
on...
....
[you are here
how child
who shouldn’t
be capable
of intuitive]
50 tried
50 died
How long have you been around to
see that
happen?
Droll
Why?
You
have
to
get
a
plant
Nothing
About
[also how much cooler do you think it would’ve been if those have been
child soldiers and this was an adult just cautiously,
No caution - referen
-ing
How
they
died
like
a
sporting
event?
Possibly showing Obi-wan’s
enabling side?
Instead of
this
monstrosity?
Ok,
we’re
here
now
Don’t know where
those things came from since they just defeated
the battalion
before hand
Okay
Alright
No
Risk
....
[Some
-one
gave
the
child
a
gun...
!
Okay
What
The
Fuck
You
put
those
eyebags
of
“sickness”
back
where
they
belong
movie
You’re
(Your)
Mary Sue
didn’t
earn
them
And
showed
no
signs
before
While soldiers in almost
complete armor were coughing up their lungs
Senator’s
Screw-ed
Show
off
those
eye-bags
of
death
now
movie
they
weren’t
there
before
Anyway
.....
......
Don’t
Care
(Skip)
(Emotionally!)
Look
Fine
Back
Here
Why?
Why
are
they
on
a
cliff?
Movie,
you
didn’t
explain
anything
Something
.....
Roots
Vine
Plants
don’t
like
it
[do you know this would be a normally philanthropic gesture, from someone ( an adult,) who seemed otherwise un-interested and
enabling of a bad situation
Here
It’s
Just
🖕
(Dropped
it)
On
my
way
to
find
my
decreasing-
Oh
there
it
is
at
the
absolute
bottom
Because
I
don’t
give
a
shit-
Teeth
There’s no teeth there
animators
Xandu
Great
That
He
found
one
Hope
on
Whelp
( )
Good
Idea
It Wasn’t
...
We’re back to the hatch
Why
Okay
How do you know where they are
how do you know there’s more
Lots
of things being skipped over
And I don’t have the time
to format them
(Nor the patience...
Okay
Really
risking
it
Argh
Don’t.
Care
Alright
Yes
Surprisingly
Despite
all
logic
🖕
This
How
Specific
are
they
...
What?
What
was
I
supposed
to
get
there
animators?
(Or
voice
actors)
.....
Hm
They didn’t hit the...
Wtf?
Okay
Again why are the teeth
doing the thing??
No explanation
“Hurry,”
It’s
Bed
Rock
Screw
Cure
“You
Made
It”
Again
could’ve
been
a
cute
moment
.....
Instead
Well
Spice
So
he’s not alone
(Also how
with that supposedly big threat?
That’s
supposedly
devastated
several
ships
Also
so his parents were some old time
Mogul
What a been nice to have an adult
voice this
Using the back water
as a justification
Here;
It’s just
nothing
Left
Can’t
leave
because
of
the
cur(ve)
Nice
justification
Would be nice if it came out of an actual adult
Instead of this walking horror
abomination of nature
Curse
Okay, movie
you might have me back
Does the curse
Possibly revert
Him
To a younger age?
Cursed?
Any one
going to explain that
Cursed by who my
twitchy friend?
No start with a
“what is the curse
?”
Droll
“A Ghost?”
Shut up Anakin
There are
force ghosts
Also- seriously
We’re mashing
those
two tropes?
Also why do you
care?
You
have
people
to
save
You
have
time
for
weird
curse
bullshi-
(Sorry
too
ag-
gressive)
Later
Now
is
not
the
time...
You
know
what?
Maybe
it
is-
BECAUSE
THE
STORY
HASN’T
CLARIFIED
ANYTH-
I
am
very
angry
at
the
story
right
now
Mainly
For~
Anyway .....
.......
Our
Protector
Don’t fuck around with
magic
Specifically
Luck
Because it
wouldn’t exist if people are accountable
And
the
world
does
not
deal
with
slackers
lately
(Trust
me
I
know)
Destroy
all
Not very specific
Also
what’s that curse about then?
Cause
you’re
still
alive
“Super-stition,”
Obi-Wan
said
language
Also Obi-Wan your Council turns into force - ghosts
You, shut the fuck up
(Lightly]
Okay
That proves
literally nothing
Also “friend”,
He’s
severely
older than you
Also I guarantee it’s going to be like an
AA tower or something
Something explainable
(Not a bad thing
it’s actually a pretty good thing on logic)
Just saying
a lot of jumped beliefs
And the kids shouldn’t care about it
At most, trained
to wince at it’s name
Okay...
Whatever old man,-
Let’s go fight that monster
(Or AA tower)
Or whatever
it is
Okay
Taken as a
challenge
Alright
Okay
Seriously
what is Droll??
Aight
Okay
“ blew up those
ships,”
Besides an
electromagnetic
field
And their own incompetency?
Okay
Real we can handle
Yeah
Unless it requires him to be an
actual adult..
Too bad
I really like those guys
Children
can’t
Li-
What-ever
[ How long till they crash?]
Help
More then he should be able to
Kid
The only acknowledgment of something that shouldn’t
exist
Aka..
THAT’S NOT A FUCKING, KID!
Aka, it’s an abomination
of fucking nature!
That’s
what
it is!
Al-right
Give him the com?
And that’s when it hits him...
Like
I’m
100%
betting
(Not
Act-ually)
That
the
kid
is
“behind”.
it
Aka
Shit
happens
right
after
he
asked
Meant
to
be
(dramatic)
irony
But comes across as a kid
pulling the strings
Okay,
Not Gonna notice
that?
Oh now you do
What is it
Okay,
how do they not know that’s what that is?
Also, only for people going out
Weird Separtist flex but Okay
So what
next?
No
Turn the ship around
That - would be a good idea
Destroy the-
satellite-
Aight-
Anakin, sees your odds-
And decides-
fuck yes you have a point
Turn around
Turn around
Tell those guys what happened
(Also all those previous
pilots just did not give a fuck!)
Screw with the satellite!
....
Leaving the planet
Weird
Again, weird flex
... But okay
Back
‘They decide (not) to wear the shield like an idiot...’
‘Muddled crowd displeasure before dispersing’
‘wanted to hear squash’
Some guy
*some
separtist
guy
Like all the adults know what’s going down in the circumstance and just decide to fuck with the foreigner
“Master,”
Asoka
calling
her
mom
Also no movie you can’t make me feel bad for
Ahsoka
Amplify
the
signal
How?
Aight
“Destroyed
all the droids
in the compound,”
Oh yeah so now you know the
exact number
Also, hey Amidala,
Do you want to talk about how you
scripted a child
(Out of the safety*
Of the chamber,)
To fight your damn battle?
No one’s going to bring up that
unfortunate implication?
That’s not a mood killer
for you?
........
Open this
bunker....
Why?
Seriously
The bunker...
Is not that serious a deal
Seriously they were acting like this thing stays
infectious
for
forever
Like it has infinite viability
Also what about food and water?
What about medicine?
What about....
Er...
Goodbye Aniken
I’m sorry
child killer
was I supposed to sympathize with you?
Because I don’t
Also, ‘goodbye’?
From cutting the com?
Because literally
nothing else has been established about it?
Heck Ahsoka’s been running around with no protection and
is not dead
So clearly not that big of a deal
Like
she’s got a light cough
(And heavily developed eyebags somehow)
.......
No seriously
All she did was cut the com so
she could get some rest
That’s....literally all that seems to be established
(Yeah,
I know they’re trying to imply that she’s dying
But you need to establish-)
Power converter
How is that going to help?
“slow down Anakin,”
Again maybe he can
maybe he can’t
Literally nothing
Or possibly been a good establishing moment
about Obi-Wan’s enabling tendency
(And disregard for human
life,)
Or Anakin fighting against enabling
(Or the urge to
enable)
But nothing
“ they’re dying,”
Or have a light cough
and want to take a nap
Seriously
slow down you psycho
“Two steps back,”
Um, no
Like,
this could’ve been a good moment
About,
how Obi-Wan is trying to get him to enable or outright screw over the next generation
Trying
to
stall
him
Under the guise
of helpful
advice
But there’s just
nothing
“Will to jump,”
No, it
requires
the
personal
Account
ability
and
respect
(Of
yourself)
Mixed
with
the
sentience,
development
and
most
importantly,
Actualization
Of
An
Adult
Which
the
tone
refuses
to
commit
to
The conversation being as compelling as between two anthropomorphized blobs
Refusing
to
Hold
Anakin
Accountable
For
His
Actions
While
Obi-wan
is
also
let
off
too
light
[We
need
a
lot
more
mother
Gothal
and
less
kicked
puppy
dog)
As
well
as
internal
struggle
(Obi-wan
is
not
the
hero
in
this
one,
Movie)
There
is
no
good
enabler
“At
least
hear
me
out
on
this,”
Yeah
listen
to
the
narcissist.
(One
who
is
completely
ok
with
child
grooming.)
(Multiple
occasions)
Citizens
of
a
Llego
Oh so you have time for a
committee!
(This
is
why
you
don’t
trust
an
enabler (narc)
with
the
plans:
They
are
far
more
interested
in
getting
approval
(For
themselves!)
then
actually
fixing
the
problem
This
is
why
we
have
the
rule
of
five
So
some
asshole
doesn’t
slow
down
productivity
(among
other
things)
because
they
can’t
get
over
their
ego
(Or
the
benefit
of
humanity
over
themselves)
All the adults already know this thing
isn’t a ghost
And all the
kids can’t help
and shouldn’t be involved
This is literally
just an ego trip
for Obi-Wan
Nonsense
And this dude
Who clearly
Must’ve been
Alive
Or at least knowingly decided to spew this bullshit
Because no one‘s first thought is the supernatural
(Seriously)
(Who even bothers thinking about
that?)
(When you have a life to live)
(No hate)
Just there’s plenty of time to contemplate
death
(Don’t know why anyone would want to)
Without, you know, screwing up everyone
else
(Mostly)
Seriously, just don’t argue with
narcs
Just send them to accountability
(Be accountable yourself)
Okay
Angels
Shiny
What
WTF
Why
What
is
occurring.?
.....
Stole
our
moon
?
Also
seriously?
Is it really time for
prehistoric
chatter
about the long list of tox and baggage these guys have
accumulated?
You know where the problem is, you know it’s probably uninhabited
(This place looks
pretty damn ancient)
So, just...
Look I know why Obi-Wan isn’t doing it...
But seriously a waste of time for Skywalker to be
you know
fighting his inner demons
About
enabling
this
bullshit
As
an
adult
Which
he
is
written
as
With
actualization
[ ]
Long
sigh
Minus
Prime
Seriously
do
we
have
time
for
this?
Also what about that some thing another guy
Valley
Down
The
Thing
Nobody
ever
goes
that
way
Now on a different
planet
....
What
Milius
Prime
.......
Vulture
droids
........
Why?
.......
Don’t we have?
Argh
.......
my brain is honestly pretty fried at this point
That’s - that’s
too many details
...
most of them
irrelevant
Remote
control
Please...
Wrap
it
up
Okay
Alright
What-ever
Just...
get it over with
Lazar
Admitter
.....
Wait, what?
When was a
laser admitter
Brought
Up?
What
About
The
Milius...
Why...
(I fecking hate
Literary
(And plot)
Littering
Good
stories
live
by
Chekov’s
Gun
Die
by
the
accountability
scale
Which by
if two people die
then
two people must live
(Be born)
And that gun
better be
feckin fired
Because that
information
takes up
valuable
space
We were
Introduced
To the
Forbidden
Path
Thing...
A while
ago
On
the
same
planet
(Supposedly
somewhere
in
the
distance)
Now we’re
about to leave the planet..
Where’s the
gun shot....?
Seriously what’s in the distance?
Oh
so there’s somehow water
Also
everyone just fecking around
Great,
I care about none of these characters
Except
the
Baby
[Where’s
Jar-Jar?]
Aight
What
a
waste
Completely
their
own
fault
And
yours’
Child
killer!
(Or guess only
Asoka directly,)
And dragged
Jar jar into the situation
Like this is completely her
own fault
“Born to do,”
I’m sorry were you going for an actually serious
moment?
Like that was actually a surprisingly
self-aware moment
Shame we don’t know if that guy is dead
Or anything
about the situation
That would
make it
even the
tiniest bit
stressful
.......
The scene and everything I think it’s trying to
go for
Nah
You didn’t earn it
.....
“Sacrifice,”
Again, so he’s dead now??
Seriously, what
Who was that?
How?
How long?
???????
??
You
are
bad
at
setting
up
a
story
[The who what where are changes on a feckin
dime
The risks,
as such,
Are
non-existent
And no idea
What the heck is going
on
[besides a basic blueprint
of what I think the writers are trying to pull]
[from past experience]
(They literally didn’t set up anything)
(Anything)
(What-so-ever)
Must
believe
Must believe in
feckin what?
Padme told him not to open the
door
(For fuck all reason)
....
.......
What am I supposed to feel?
It’s literally no odds
No established risk...
“Ahsoka!”
Oh, she fell asleep
Feckin drama queen
Also you
you did that
Good job
“Amidala”
The feckin
child killer
.....
Argh
Whelp
Back to these frickers fricking around
Really
increases
the
feeling
of
those
nonexistent
odds
As
well
as
the
completely
non-consistent
pacing
...
Great
Okay
Just get it over with....
What...
Who things don’t look like what we saw
before...
Heck, they don’t even look like
vultures
“Vulture,”
Alright
[Rolls-
Eyes]
This works
Okay...
Aight
Yeah
no
Okay,
Guys..
Aight
Could’ve been out of satellite distance
Kid
Droids
.....
What-ever
....
Why are they celebrating?
They don’t know shit happened
[or maybe they do]
I don’t have the energy to bother with
narc logic
Just let it end...
Aight
“That you’re-
Dude
wrong clip
wrong order
....
Aight
Okay
Yeah
Sure
Okay
Oh so now they can open the door?.
“Padme,”
Aniken you are not a healer
Your a herb-getter at most
Oh so you have a very important person apparently didn’t have any
medical resources up to this point
Kinda bull
Opens eyes
[Not Romantic]
That’s bullshit
“I spoke with the medical droid,”
Would’ve been nice to
see that
Also, oh yeah well I was arguing
semantics about whether or not they had a healer
They totally did
They could’ve sent it a medical droid
Avoided did 90% of this bullshit
Full recovery
The dude who
hasn’t even gotten the Herbs?
Or not distributed them?
“I never lost faith in you,”
Bull
And the most stunted line ever
[which would make sense for a
child soldier.]
Adult?
Unlikely
Debatable
Dubious
“None of us did,”
Bull-shit
And speaking for a lot of people
That aren’t you
[Authority
Assume]
“ where we weren’t so sure,”
[Show
Don’t tell,]
“ well you did make it”
Despite none of this being established
Like I don’t think
she knew about the cure
And specifically told you
not to
[What kind of
tox....]
Aight
Okay
By
the
way
....
“Your padawan was brilliant..”
The CHILD I recklessly endangered
Ergh
Aight
Whatever
Get it over with
General
skywalker
Don’t
Care.
My
Lady
That
feckin
endangered
a
child
[Two]
Jar-Jar
surprisingly
still
ALIVE
after
that
incident
I heard you were quite a good child soldier
And like any other positively over involved groomer...
[Like I did with Anakin]
Can’t resist
the temptation
to screw over another generation
🖕
Training
AAAhhhh!
I was just joking!
Really starting them young
Obi-Won
[He really can’t- resist
The urge to drag someone into his
fucking-
Obi- won
Is
A
Narc
Confirmed
Feck
Him
Jar-
Jar
is
a
child
He
should
not
know
how
to
use
any
blaster
[aka
Gun]
[unfortunately thanks to
Princess Amidala*
* she’s a Senator
*i’m just
very done...
Aight
“ you did a fantastic job,”
You did a fantastic job
Nearly dying....
You supposed to be defenseless child
🖕
*Training
Grooming
“Yeah,”
What?
That was like a
goofy laugh
“I probably do deserve,”
Narc
Children
can’t
have
attitude
“But
not
all
of
it,”
Amidala
also
deserves
credit
for
ordering
you
into
danger
Padme,
high
five
for
endangering
children
Seriously
who
is
still
painting
them
as
the
good
guys?
They’re
Adults
They-
....
[ “Thank you”
For
fucking
nothing ]
....
I think I’m going to use my
most repeated comment for
this episode; Not deserved
On that
subject;
It follows the same
pattern of the last two
Episodes
* One
that
is
constantly
changing,
Just
before
Strike
territory,
For another
formula
that’s
a
different
degree
and
volume
(type)
of
mediocre
and
problematic
Saving it
from
a
strike
But
not
a
mediocre
episode
Unfortunately, maybe it’s because it’s the third one to try this, special attention must be drawn to the fact that they have no idea how to do this
While the bits that are pretty much
prepackaged are fine
The rest
struggles
Bringing to light a fundamental unaccountability
In accountability
By disregarding
what made it work in the first place
And throwing in the trope haphazardly
(With no thought to it’s
(in)conclusion)
Believing it to be sufficient enough
Without any of the
necessary set up
Characterization
Or emotion
With the mystery one, the set- up was erroneous, the “mystery,” rushed and over in 5, with the grace of a good villain
With this;
The “set up” doesn’t even get beyond the ground
Screwing up some of the
key important elements
- One; The cure’s on planet allowing for some environmental exploration, while maintaining realistic probability
- Two; The deadline for expiration is explicitly outlined, creating tension
- Three; The heart, comes for the fact that nobody wants anyone else dead and would rather see them be held accountable, (or live to be held accountable)
- Fourth; The effects are semi-consistent
- Fifth (unspoken); children are always vulnerable
(If a adult can survive it- neither can a kid- debatable]
And also; (Optional) The cure is
seen distributed for a more tangible sense of relief
You broke three of the five rules
The three Most important ones
As such;
The tone, pacing and tension
(Never mind the Heart,
Which I shutter
to think of,)
Flounder
like
a
(soon-to-be)
dead
fish
out
of
water
If you’re going to do a
pre-established plot
Do it
right
Don’t
cut
corners
And make it as
manufactured
as
packing
peanuts,
With
as
much
heart
(Emotional
Value)
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