#adhd demigods need enrichment

[stealthetrees]

Y’all please tell me I’m not the only one that believes that coke is not allowed in camp half blood because if the Hermes kids where not given enrichment than they would end up stealing literally everything that’s not nailed down

#percy jackson #hermes cabin #pjo hoo toa #pjo verse #pjo headcanon #pjo hermes #pjo hcs #hoo #it’s like how the Demeter cabin is covered in grass #and why the ares kids get to play with land mines and barbed wire #adhd demigods need enrichment #dyonisus learned that very quickly

[elmflowers]

jupiter academy dynamics

-the dog ate my homework excuse but its jason grace and the rest of the wolf house kids. worst part is that it probably happened at least once in elementary school. continues to happen into middle/high

-the centurions have a secret alliance wherein they hold monthly meetings for “official stuff” when in reality theyre getting pizza and complaining about their cohorts. yes theres still the dick measuring contest of “hrhbhbhbr fifth cohort fucking sucks and first has a HUGE schlong” but its mostly just light ribbing between centurions.

-however in the dining hall there will be wholeass fights cause marcus from the 2nd cohort said gracie’s hair fits the 4th cohort and gracie just got out of wolf house training so shes tearing into marcus, and its escalating into a giant food fight and the student body praetors have given up on trying to control the situation. the students can have a little tearing and maiming. as a treat. for enrichment.

-i do think the highlight of the day is the lunch food, in stark and heavy contrast to most schools. they get good food as a treat.

-cohort rivalries are super serious until theyre not. as in gracie and marcus might be trying to kill each other on the track field but also they WILL help each other cheat during deathball because fucking ANTHONY from the 1st cohort said marcus’s mom sucks and well. declaration of war.

-jason has very few friends in the school because everyone THINKS hes a legendary lone wolf that people shouldnt approach lest they dare break his solitude, but in reality hes just like “:[ i want to talk to someone that isnt reyna at lunch. please”. and also because in elementary he bit people.

-the dorms work with four people per room and a big ol shared bathroom. gwen, dakota, jason, and marcus all are roommates :]

-student body praetors get their own rooms though, because unlike student body presidents, they have a much harder job (trying to wrangle like 100+ rowdy magic kids)

-one of the history teachers (covers both greco roman and modern history + demigod interventions) does 20 questions wherein students have 20 questions to figure out what major news story they chose to talk about. those days are chaos, because everyone wants to beat the other cohorts. everyones huddled up and going “OKAY its either about the new pope, or the fifth mass shooting, or supreme justice shithead decided to be racist publicly, lets figure out our questions”.

-same for finals

-the cram culture in jupiter academy is fucking insane. a majority of them have adhd so its hundreds of panicked demigods all huddled together in the lounge rooms of their respective dorms desperately trying to figure out what they need to know and doing trivia flash cards and shit. theyre literally pulling all nighters for something they couldve paced themselves out for because. adhd lmao. lol even.

-bacchus kids and legacies make insane drink mixes for finals week that consists of red bull, monster energy, unknown energy drinks, caffeine pills, and just a drop of nectar. they sell it for like. 20 dollars. they sell out each year.

more to come when i have some fucking time! thoughts, onions, etc

#jupiter academy #pjo #pjo hoo toa #elm rambles