#ahurumustdie

[rotisseries]

i can see people being insane about that one post so lemme just say:

narines coffeeshop au

nate is in charge of getting coffee for everyone (lilla, gi, loki, nareen etc. the of brotherhood basically), he's been in line for 5 minutes and is running on fumes when this PRISSY ASSHOLE just CUTS IN LINE like hes king of the fucking world and hes not even that sorry about it

hold on i was in the middle of typing that ojt and i got visions of nate giving himself a papercut just to drop blood in rin's coffee to "ruin it" and rin acting all disgusted and appalled and storming off but then the second he's around the corner he sort of guiltily takes a sip. just to see. just to have that. and then is so overcome by shame he just throws the coffee at a wall and runs away

this is so true rin would have his blood coffee and he'd enjoy it but he'd feel so much shame about that too. has to start taking iron pills but it's not the same

#this keeps happening and they keep toeing the line between getting BANNED #because there is literally a psychosexual fight about to happen. in this coffeeshop #nate saw him drink the blood coffee too I'm sure. so. #wait this gets funnier if we imagine nate as a barista and rin has pissed him off still and he still gives himself the papercut #man will get fired for healthcode violations but anything to be Insane. #anyway truly love this cause they both WOULD keep going to the same coffeeshop on purpose but they still hate each other #not fanfiction coy teehee they annoy me and I'm abrasive #nope full burning sincere blinding hatred. so much hatred they have to keep meeting each other to communicate how much hatred #and then they'll fuck anyway. cause they're sick in the head #ask #ahurumustdie #hi theo!

[theolddivorcedzukka]

containment breach!!! vee grossgirl (formerly known as littlespoonsokka) spotted on pinterest tuesday night

they should pay me for this. like whatever i don't mind but i should get paid for my work

#pinterest user whoever u are: pay me royalties #asks #ahurumustdie

[hella1975]

what if i made atlas kill keika (voice of someone whos been thinking about this concept for days)

im approaching you with a sharp weapon

#REALLY?? REALLY TUMBLR USER AHURUMUSTDIE??? YOU WANT TO DO THIS NOW??? #ATLAS WOULDNT DO THAT WOULD HE.... RIGHT..... THEO...... #ur evil and mean to me specifically #ask #nobodies hero

[ahurumustdie]

also if anyone who's followed me for a hot minute is curious, my url is actually based on something that happens in my book and i originally made it to bully my friend but then i got kind of attached to it so it's still there dfjs

#ahuru is my character #and originally it was ''ahurudoesntlive'' but then my bestie had the idea to make it ''mustdie'' as a frank iero reference #so. ahurumustdie was born #just bc i was artboy-mlm for a couple years and now suddenly it's a death threat #theo says words

[nobodieshero-main]

There hasn't been a dragon seen on the continent since the Splintering, a thousand years ago.

So, why then, are there three strangers standing in Keika's library at the end of the world, apparently on the search for one?

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Nobodies Hero is a fantasy series that follows a librarian, Keika, as he strays from his destiny and follows the blood-soaked call of adventure against his every instinct demanding he turn back.

this blog is actually for the universe of nobodies hero as a whole, which contains several other stories including the splintering (a prequel) and side quests* such as the angelfish.

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nobodies hero: the library keeper (book 1) nobodies hero: ghosts (book 2) nobodies hero: the unworthy king (book 3) the splintering (prequel)

characters

Keika [X] [X]

Ahuru

Atlas Lavore [X] [X]

Kathia "Cecily"

Ahria

Nhaev Miednic

Oveta Solari

Kova

Miecyzlaw "Mika"

Korahi / Kiko

minor/side characters

oveta's kill count: 2

places

The Continent

Omos - Prota - the Burrows - the Blossom Lounge

Miednic / Northern Shore - Kova - Lhyr - Espra - Rawetua's Gate - Salt Flats - Korahi's Tomb

Nevmones - Vinés - Moriellé - Bruasse - The Bleeding Valley

Kauae - Taiua's Teeth - Slovua's Forest - Siren's Path

Mahina Woods

The End of The World - Arlet - The Singing Cliffs

world building

rivers

casting

races/species

ahurumustdie

death rites - eyes

solari family + the culling of dragons

makai- [X] [X]

creation

pinterest boards

*side quests are stories set within the universe of NH but with no direct relation to the original plot or characters. Angelfish, for example, is about a small crew of pirates searching for what lies beyond the map.

HI THIS IS A REMAKE OF MY OLD SIDE-BLOG SO I HAVEN'T REALLY HAD TIME TO RE-MAKE ALL MY WORLDBUILDING POSTS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT BUT IM GETTING THERE I PROMISE FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTIONS

#nobodies hero #i made a whole new blog for it to get some distance idk #everything is blank bc im still putting it all back together #introduction #summary

[menalez]

I'm not a radfem I hardly even engage with feminism on anything other than a common sense level (like it's sexist I have to wear makeup to be seen as professional or something) but someone reblogged something onto my dash about how butch isn't lesbian exclusive and gay men use it (okay...), how you can be a lesbian if you think you're a trans dude and are attracted to guys (you're attracted to men??? I don't understand) and the last blow was 'saying bi/pan lesbians don't exist is TERF rhetoric' like I'm not a radfem or anything even close but.. you can't be a bi lesbian, right? do they mean like political lesbianism? or being bi but like not dating/wanting to date men? bc like I don't want to be called a terf but surely bi lesbians isn't like, real? are radfems seriously the only people saying that doesn't make sense? here's the post https://at.tumblr.com/ahurumustdie/701609939785973760/3qls93trbf4q

insanity......they literally just dont think lesbians exist is what im getting out of this. we deserve absolutely nothing n if u believe otherwise its somehow "terf rhetoric"

#anonymous

[milf-harrington]

hella, vamp-chem, and uhhh….ahurumustdie

surely that's cheating

#*associates me with mysef* #hi boom ily #boomerang109 #asks

[rotisseries]

no, exactly- nate is babygirl and rin is poor little meow meow

literally literally rin is so pathetic and sopping wet and sad and nate is. well nate is a babygirl

#my personal babygirl is drako but from an objective standpoint it also applies to nate #but yeah rin is SOOOO PATHETIC. CRINGEFAIL KING❤️ #jayme ghoultaffy wants to call him babygirl though #ask #ahurumustdie #hi theo!

[rotisseries]

#ask #ahurumustdie #hi theo!

[rotisseries]

mm. feeling insane about narines actually

you don't say

#me and gloomy's dms as well as my mind have all looked like a war zone for the past almost week #I'm the ceo of feeling insane about narines #I'm about to pass out though right now it's 3 in the morning for me I'm going to bed #but if this is like. the opening for you to have something to say to me about narines PLEASE say it #if this is just a statement of fact well ditto #ask #ahurumustdie #hi theo!

[rotisseries]

RORI OH MY GOD THERES A CAR IN MY TOWN DECKED OUT IN LEGEND OF ZELDA ART

DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE. THEO DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE FOR ME. THEO PLEASE

#REAL OF THEM. ABOUT TO TRAVEL TO AUSTRALIA TO COMMIT GRAND THEFT AUTO #ask #ahurumustdie #hi theo!

[rotisseries]

CLOSER BY NIN ON THE NARINES PLAYLIST IS SO REAL. NARINES SONG OF ALL TIME ACTUALLY

THANK YOUUUUUUU I THOUGHT SO

#me in the middle of the night a day or 2 after initially making the playlist: wait isn't there that one nin song...? the one that's like #“I wanna fuck you like an animal”?? closer? right? *frantic googling at 2 in the morning and reading the lyrics* OH MY FUCKING GOD #ask #ahurumustdie #hi theo! #wait funny as hell actually a few days after I added it gloomy dmed me like “you need to put this song on the playlist” #I check the link. SURE ENOUGH. IT IS CLOSER BY NINE INCH NAILS

[rotisseries]

RORI MY LOVE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! idk when exactly your birthday would be for me so im just sending this now before i forget lol - i had plans to draw or write you something but lifes been a bit. interesting. so i havent had time but i hope you have an incredible day and i know hella wrote you something awesome haha so im sure you'll enjoy reading that later xx

THANK YOU HI THEO!!! you're thirteen hours ahead of me btw so it's still technically an hour until it's my birthday but AGGHHH THANK YOUUU!! and yes I'm so excited for the narines fic alsdjfks I'm gonna lose my mind

#dw about not making me smth btw lmao the fact any of you even consider doing that for me is so sweet #makes me wanna cry I'm not JOKINGGG like. my friends... they love me so much...🥹 (<- CORNY. CORNYYYY LOSERRRR) #my life HAS also been busy lately too so I totally get that alskffks. nonzero chance that I will be painting bedrooms. on my bday. hooray #THERE WILL STILL BE CAKE AND PRESENTS THOUGH NO MATTER WHAT SO IT'LL BE GOOD #and I got a vivisection fic. nothing can be bad when there's narines vivisection fic #ask #ahurumustdie #hi theo!

[rotisseries]

anyway. narines is a completely normal ship for normal people.

never have truer words been spoken tbh. most normal ship on earth

#ask #ahurumustdie #hi theo!

[rotisseries]

fighting for my life trying to get this snapchat ai to say it ships byler but its too busy being a coward

I'm actually sort of pissed at the ai right now "it's important to focus on the character's individual growth" WHAT IF THEY CAN'T HELP BUT GROW TOWARDS EACH OTHER HUH? WHAT IF THERE'S NO OTHER OPTION?? THEIR LIVES AND GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT ARE PERMANENTLY INTERTWINED!!

hot girls argue with a computer program

#ask #ahurumustdie #hi theo!

[rotisseries]

not even fully involved in this but i just think it would be so funny if they DID have mikhail in s5 but its just finn wolfhard getting to re-live his boris days and no one addresses the fact that he and mike look exactly the same except for mike so hes just like "is it just me or does that russian kid look exactly like me" and everyone else is like "?? no his hair is clearly curlier?? lol mike are you okay?"

PLEASE "no mike he has WAY better hair"

#ask #ahurumustdie #hey theo! #stranger things #byler #mikhail madness #mikhailgate #I'm gonna tag that even though I don't really want to call every single byler event a variation of ''x gate'' bc I think it's boring #this is actually the same shit the IT and stranger things crossover fandoms used to pull with richie and mike except reverse #people would be like ''the party and the losers all try to point out that richie and mike look the exact same but they don't see it'' #I've never liked crossovers but you can't be in both the IT fandom and the st fandom individually without inevitably seeing crossover posts #and then obviously the relatively frequent inclusion of the goldfinch #it was way more annoying several years ago though #love and hate the fwcu (finn wolfhard cinematic universe)