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cathyparrlyn · 3 years
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Six ships and their biggest simps in the relationship.
I’m so making a head canon post or series about this because there is so much to say, but I will do a short version for now and expand on this later cause I love this so effen much!
Btw, I think they are all simps, but I’ll say who is more of a simp in the relationship for these x
Aramour
Aramour is a relationship of two secret simps, they simp for each other behind the scenes and everybody knows it and finds it adorable. The bigger simp would probably be Aragon as Jane is a bit more reserved about her love life (due to some serious trauma and confusion thanks to Henry). Whenever they find out the other is struggling, they do everything they can to make it more comfortable for the other. Aragon is over stressed from work? Jane will text everybody to keep it down so that she can set up a relaxing afternoon for Aragon. Jane is having an anxiety attack? Aragon will take her to a private location to help talk her down, give her some kisses, maybe even a back masage if she is really anxious. Aragon has spent up to 5 hours once calming Jane down in a broom closet. She didn’t even care to think to text the others, she was so focused on helping Jane. She also didn’t care when Anne was teasing her about “probably hooking up with Jane in a closet” at that time. Any sort of embarrassment to her was trivial if it meant helping Jane to her.
Parrlyn
Parrlyn is a relationship of chaotic simps. Like, Anne had a nightmare? Okay, Cathy will let her sleep in her room with her, she hasn’t slept in 3 days anyways so some cuddling would be beneficial for both of them. Some guy hurt Cathy? Well Aragon, Anna, and Jane are now holding Anne back while she curses the guy out, screaming threats in French about how she’ll skin him alive for hurting her future wife. Anne is upset? Time for Cathy to set off some soda and mentos explosions all around the house and then run away when Aragon and Jane chase her. It took Cathy 2 hours to clean the house. Brightside, Anne was laughing her ass off that day and gave Cathy a bunch of kisses afterwards. Anne absolutely adores Cathy, so much so that sometimes she’ll just randomly pick Cathy up out of the blue (either bridal style or slung over her shoulder) and then run around the house screaming about how she has the best Wifey ever. She is just so happy to be with Cathy, and although Cathy is always shocked, she doesn’t mind Anne’s antics. She actually finds them secretly adorable, but Aragon told her she shouldn’t encourage this behavior so Cathy waits until they are alone to thank Anne and give her a million kisses.
Katanna
Katanna is just two dorky soft simps. Kat hates it, but she has to admit Anna is the bigger simp. They both do a bunch for each other, but Anna does twice as much because she is constantly protecting Kat and making sure everything is okay, and it’s the littler things that warms Kat’s heart. Like lending her a hoodie, getting her chocolate when Anna knows she is cranky, making a little signal/code so that whenever Anna hugs Kat from behind her, Kat knows it is Anna and no longer has to feel anxious. Anna would go back and fourth for Kat on any day, and Kat appreciated it so much. While Kat is more of an artsy and goofy simp who creates a bunch of crafts of Anna, or randomly doodles Anna, or writes a song to Anna to woo her later with. Kat also calls Anna Wifey, something she picked up from Anne. They are both just super wholesome and soft and would do anything for each other. Anna and Kat are probably the biggest simp x simp relationship ever, but Anna goes above and beyond and Kat both loves and hates her for it, and she will marry Anna if it is the last thing she ever does.
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