#also i 100% agree that matt is the funniest dude

[writerofshit]

Jerematt for the ask meme please!

send me a ship and i’ll tell you:

who reaches out to new neighbors

Matt, surprisingly. He'll bring up some new name that Jeremy doesn't recognize, who then asks who the hell he's talking about.

"You know, Sharon? The woman next door? She moved in a few months ago?"

"Somebody moved in?"

who remembers to buy healthy food

Jeremy, because he actually gives a damn about staying in shape and all that. Matt is always shocked to find like... Apples and shit in the fridge

who remembers to buy junk food

Lmao MATT no question

who fixes the oven when it breaks

Matt tries to tinker with it before they ultimately call someone. It's always a brief argument bc Matt feels like he should be able to do it, and if he has enough time-

And Jeremy just "Matt I love you to death but we will starve by the time you figure this out."

who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s)

Matt's actually big into plants ever since Jeremy forced him to have "some form of goddamn life" down in the basement his lair his office

The cats are an equal thing, Jeremy feeding them in the mornings and Matt at night. They both accuse the other of spoiling the cats too much, but they're equally guilty.

who wakes up earlier

Jeremy, because Matt stays up so late he's basically nocturnal.

who makes the bed

Matt, because he always gets up later. Used to be he didn't care about it, but it's the least he can do.

who makes the coffee

Neither, the fridge is stocked with Red Bulls and Bangs.

who burns breakfast

Matt burns the toast every single time he makes an attempt at making breakfast. At this point Jeremy thinks it's ridiculously sweet that he keeps trying.

how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house

Jeremy tells him as he's pulling on a jacket, be it drinks with Michael or Trevor asking something of him. Regardless, Matt will tell him to be careful.

Matt on the other hand says absolutely nothing, only responding to Jeremy's "where the fuck did you go?!?!" text about fifteen minutes late. He forgets, sometimes, what it is to have someone who loves and cares for him the way Jeremy does. He's trying to get better.

how do they greet each other when one of them gets home

Matt will often greet him with "Oh my god, Jeremy, guess what?" Like something big has happened. It's always nothing, just "I got donuts!" or something like that. Jeremy just groans because he absolutely will not be able to resist them

Jeremy always greets him with a cheerful "Hi Matt!" when he gets home, throwing an arm around his shoulders and leaning down to peer at Matt's computer. "What'cha working on?"

who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often

They do it pretty equally, Matt finding anything purple and orange or animal related, knowing Jeremy will love either. Jeremy will bring home assorted snack foods that he knows Matt loves.

who picks the movie for movie night

They alternate, usually tossing the remote at each other when they get tired of scrolling through Netflix. Eventually, whoever has the remote will close their eyes, scroll a bunch, and pick something randomly. It has never resulted in a good movie.

their favorite kind of movie to watch

When they do actually choose a movie, it's Disney or some shitty movie Michael told Jeremy about. Honestly, it doesn't even matter because they're just happy to be spending time together.

who first suggests a pillow fort

Matt, because of they're gonna watch shitty movies all night they might as well have fun with it.

who builds the pillow fort

Also Matt, because according to Jeremy "I've seen you play Minecraft, man, you're the builder here." which Matt rolls his eyes at but supposes is fair. Doesn't matter much anyway, because after five minutes Jeremy joins him all "Alright, Matt, what's the plan here?"

who tries to distract the other during the move

Tries might be a strong word, but Matt does make a ton of sarcastic comments under his breath, which send Jeremy into laughing fits constantly. As far as Jeremy is concerned, Matt is the funniest person on the planet.

who falls asleep first

Well. See. The easy answer is Jeremy, because he goes to bed at a (roughly) reasonable hour. But, whenever he can drag Matt away from work before midnight, Matt is out within seconds of his head hitting the pillow.

who is big spoon/little spoon

Jeremy's absolute favorite thing in the world is to wake up to Matt's arm wrapped around his waist, chin hooked on his shoulder. It's comforting and sweet and just... the happiest place he could be.

#is this... is this the first time ive written jerematt?? #i think it is... #that is a damn shame bc i love these bois #also i 100% agree that matt is the funniest dude #hes wonderful 💜💜 #thank you for the req anon! #i hope you enjoy! #ragehappy #jerematt #ks talks #anon #ask meme