#also that rainbow suho pic

[what-if-exxo]

Exo as type of emo/scene kids

Yixing: Holds “free hugs” signs at the mall and concerts, Listens to Never Shout Never and SayWeCanFly, uploads acoustic covers on youtube, Always has a stuffed animal in his selfies, will forever own a sidekick

Chanyeol: Lol I’m so random XD, religiously listens to Brokencyde and Dot Dot Curve, Believes he’s a vampire, randomly bites people, works at spencers while staring longingly at Hot Topic. Has a screamo band but hurt his throat so he just plays drums now.

Baekhyun: Dry humps friends in public so hard the chain on his jeans thrash against his thigh, every Blood On The Dance Floor and Millionaires song is his anthem, Moans in his friend’s ears, Mainly hangs out in the toy aisle of Target and mall parking lots. Posts pics of him and Chanyeol kissing every day

Kyungsoo: Orignal Emo, Listens to My Chemical Romance, AFI and  Marilyn Manson, Most likely to become goth, Works at Hot Topic but complains about the lack of alternative merch, wears a real razor blade on a necklace, drinks his own blood to push away people who can’t handle it. Unfortunately, Chanyeol fell in love with him because of it.

Kai: Soft and sweet but moshes so hard he makes Kyungsoo proud, listens to Breath Carolina, Atilla, and Falling In Reverse. Spends most of his day in Hot Topic, so many rubber and Kandi bracelets, Goes to Warped Tour every year usually shirtless within five minutes of entering.  

Sehun: Myspace famous, friends with Andy Biersack, listens to Sleeping With Sirens and Pierce The Veil, Also Youtube famous just for being cute, Hangs out with bands in their tour bus, has dyed his hair every color possible including rainbow. Dated Mellissa Marie Green from the Millionaires as well as Jayy Von Monroe from BOTDF just to start drama during a tour

Xiumin: In a screamo band more famous than Chanyeol’s, used to be xXxEmo_KittenxXx, listens to Bring Me The Horizon, Motionless In White, and Escape The Fate, Got in a bar fight with Danny Worsnop from Asking Alexandria and won.

Chen: Pop punk af, listens to All Time Low, Fall Out Boy, A Day To Remember and Green Day, Loiters outside of the movie theater, casually skateboards everywhere, Has empty cans of energy drinks all over his room, the lead singer of Chanyeol’s band,

Suho: Cried when My Chemical Romance broke up, listens to MCR, Flyleaf, and Hawthrone Heights. Barely goes to concerts due to getting proper Christian rock bands for his church’s youth services.

#yixing #lay #baekhyun #chanyeol #sehun #kyungsoo #minseok #xiumin #chen #jongdae #kai #jongin #suho #exo #what if yixing

[xiuhunsoo]

👑 (this will be a long story but please tell me all the reasons why :D) 🐙 🎬💙💀🎄💭👿 and lastly 🎤

jfc brini let me live

👑 what is the reason your bias is your bias?

ok so it all started out with pics of him on my dash with his rainbow hair and i always had a thing for unnaturally coloured hair, but then i really got into exo and watched showtime and all those videos and i mean i was already drawn to him bc of the hair and bc he was the most good-looking one for me among them but when watching all these other videos with him i just noticed that a lot of people misread his character? like at first glance he could seem cold and distant and reluctant but when you look past his resting bitch face he’s just so sweet?? he really cares for the ones around him, he’s not someone for a lot of words but the ones he DOES say mean so much, and he can still joke around and be fun and sassy and snarky and a little shit, tbh for me he’s one of the dorkiest people i’ve ever seen like that one pic on instagram he posted with the spiderman mask or the videos he used to post with tao, but nowadays it’s the ones with chanyeol where you can just see past the ‘colder’ image that’s really not him at all, he just doesn’t like being in the direct spotlight and is content to let the others do the speaking part and yet in his speeches and interviews he’s always so soft-spoken and thoughtful and genuine and i think he’s also anxious to say/do the wrong things so he’d rather take a step back then hurt someone also the way he cares for vivi and dkjasdkasjDHSAKDJHASd i jsut love him so much he’s such a sweetheart and yet funny and attractive and why is he so perfect Q_Q also him dancing to baby don’t cry? …. yeah no really gets me crying

🐙 describe chen in three emojis.

🐱🎤☀️

🎬 if your bias were to be the star of a movie, what kind of movie would it be?

well apparently one where he plays someone who turns into a cat and isn’t that just what i could ever wish for lmao

💙 pick one personality trait from each member.

suho: his sense of humour, chanyeol: his creativity, baekhyun: his charisma, jongin: his passion, kyungsoo: his politeness, sehun: his thoughtfulness, xiumin: his resilience, chen: his generosity, lay: his dedication 

💀how many hoodies do you think chanyeol has?

probably a lot, but keeps wearing the same ones anyway just like me haha, but no srsly i bet his entire wardrobe is full of them but he wears the same 4 all the time

🎄you get to give ONE christmas gift to all nine members, what do you give them?

my self baked cookies, i’d win them all over

💭 dream fanfic au?

you can always get me with a good fake pretend relationship au with all the cliché tropes aka sharing a bed, coffee shop etc although for exo i also really love the office aus that are hilarious ALSO HOGWARTS AU

👿 describe sehun in three emojis

😇💃🌸

🎤 record a voice note saying chogiwa danbeone neukkyeo.

why must you always do this to me

#fuck my life brini why #i could write a novel about my love for sehun #ask #fandomasylum

[yehet-sebooty-ohorat]

EXO RELATED BLOG RECS

THIS IS NOT LIKE A FOLLOW FOREVER BECAUSE I HAVE WAY MORE BLOGS TO MENTION IN THAT THIS IS JUST RECS RN 

ok so @cattce needs some blogs to follow so here are my recs 

also if there isnt a good description it is not because I hate yo its because I got lazy 

also these were alphabetical but then no 

Sehun (or mostly sehun blogs):

@fuckyeahohsehun​ posts some really nice Sehun pics

@fy-sehuna posts practically everything Sehun like Sehun for days bless up

@fy-sexing for all your Sehun with Yixing needs (though not super dooper active)

@ohsehunicons​ bless up for this ok they are always so nice and they do headers and stuff too and amazing

@sehunnified bless up Sehun 

@sehunicorne woop more Sehun

@sehun-gifs because gifs are life and sehun is life so why not combine them

@sehun-nam not super active rn but sehun

@sehun-the-last-airbender serious quality shit here ok bless up

@oshvines because amazing vines

@sehun-smile because sehun

@vietnamesegf because sehun and shitposts and greatness 

@thesammtimes omg she is probably one of my favorite if not my favorite fic writers. She loves sehun and like omg I just love her blog and her and amazing

EXO in general:

@angel-in-slow-motion very nice post variety 

@baekhyun-lover friendo with some good shit

@chaisoo friendo who occasionally makes moodboards and posts cool shit

@chanyeolspout my internet mom, writes some smutty(and occasionally fluffy) fanfics as well as adding amusing comments to posts about various things (also posts a lot of TOP so prepare for some nice Big Bang stuff there)

@chanyodels ma bro, ma fam, ma main hommie.Good variety

@chanyoool, ren, the meme queen who is actually a Chanyeol stan (sorry if you see this ren but we all know you don't actually bias Kai) shitposts and memes for days bless up

@dailyexo because info and great pics

@duizhangdeluxe writes amazing fics and also posts a lot about Kris so you can keep up to date with him 

@elluts does amazing edits and posts some good shit

@ethereal-baek really nice edits and gifs and occasional translation

@exo--sexo because her vines and videos are amazing and memes are the best  P.S. Wolf is the best song 

@exo-trashbean occasionally writes (ps 10 pm tomorrow you said fam I'm watching you Autumn) and blogs stuff (is a hoe for Xiumin and J-Hope)

@exomoodboards OMG they make literally the best moodboards like 10/10 would recommend their stuff wow

@fakeexoquotes because I laugh all the time and this is gold

@flawfreesuho for all your Suho and occasionally other EXO needs 

@fy-exo posts literally like everything ever taken of EXO ever and gives updates (warning: can get a little spammy when there are concerts and stuff)

@fyeahluhan for all your keeping up with luhan needs

@heavenchanyeol for amazing exo amazingness and chanyeol

@hmuyixing yas exo and yixing and yas

@infiressi for lots of Kai and variety and also one my my favorite Sehun pics (called Monster) and wow I love that story (also she is really nice) 

@jongdaeshappytrail for shitposting in the comments, also one of my best friends on here, Chen biased but man good shit

@pandieali , xiumin biased but like exo (and other sm so yeah)

@ooxehuns​ great posting (also is the creator of that long ass post using sehun reactions for exo’s lovely achievements) 

@oohsenun Sehun biased but a lot of EXO, occasional amazing shit post 

@sehuntiful Sehun biased ^^^ (also I just followed like today but I know the blog is nice)

@myeoneandonly because exo 

@kaizzzi also because exo but also edits and stuff

@misskpopforever quality (also posts some other groups)

@xiumincancallmebabyanytime exo exo exo 

@life-ruiners (not currently active but fics and friendship)

@xo-exo (not currently active but also fics and friendship)

@littlechefsoo quality stuff right there

@laygion​ because Yixing needs to be appreciated

@singforyeol​ good stuff for Yeol

@wannatouchmagoodgood because she makes fantastic videos and shitposts and is a beautiful human being 

The EXO officials: (aka my friends who have too much time on their hands and occasionally role-play but really just talk about random shit in a group chat ) you can like tag them in stuff and they usually respond and just also blog nice stuff

@officialsmtown is sm in general but hilarious 

@official-willis (this is actually a shameless plug to me because dis me)

@official-dks (sort of still @official-dks1) smol bean 

@officiallyluhan

@officiallyunrealpcy

@official-byunbaekhyun

@officialhuangzitao

@official-kimminseok

@official-zhangyixing

@somewhatofficialyifan

@official-ohsehun

@official-ohvivi

@official-kimkai

@official-joonmyeon

@official-kimjongdae

Other (like fan art and stuff):

@61fleurs does amazing fan art of both EXO and BTS (primarily Chanyeol) and they are absolutely beautiful 

@unsung-lullaby occasionally posts Sehun and stuff but is also a main blog so there is lots of stuff on there but also FRIENDO 

@sehuns-rainbow-hair-in-pencils is my fan art blog and yeah 

@susurru does amazing arts too 

yep 

hope I didn't miss anyone

#exo #blog recs