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#and eating like a heathen is Tucker
little-pondhead · 1 month
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Every time I get up at two am to shove cool ranch Doritos in my mouth I wonder which of the trio I’m impersonating the most.
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antelabbitsghost · 3 years
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hey so at 3am last night i decided it would be fun to write how danny died in my personal canon (or amity parker as i'm calling it atm) and it's uh strange so i'm forcing it on all of you
(also pls note that i've never seen memory blank and all of my knowledge on how danny canonically died comes from listening to the theme song religiously and hearing other people talking about it so this is kindof a trainwreck)
okay p similar to how he died in canon
the trio were all just hanging out at his house alone,
(jack and maddie were out shopping or at dinner or smth anf jazz was out with friends)
and sam was like "hey don't you have a punched hole through a weak spot in our dimension in your basement"
yes i stole that quote from gf whatcha gonna do abt it nerd
and tucker realizes how fucking sick that is and danny (begrudgingly) takes them down to the basement after a few minutes of begging
and bc danno has been surrounded by this shit since birth he's just kinda like "okay big metal hole in the wall can we go now ://"
n sam is like "actuayl the portal is fucking awesome?? at least go look in it or something man how are you not interested in this"
so ofc danny is just gonna stroll on in and out like some madman who doesn't even care about my carefully constructed story i stole from a transphobe
but bc tucker is interested in tech and labs and other nerd things and is also not a damn heathen he makes him out on his hazmat suit over his clothes before going in
(minus the detachable ww2 mouthy breathy part bc that's just annoying for me to draw in my redesign)
(also they slap the cool dp logo on a little after he becomes dead spiderman)(so like 2 months after maybe)
and sam, seeing all the wires and tools n shit all over the floor of the portal just goes
s: "k i want you to go see all the cool stuff hidden in the metal hole in ur wall but i'm not letting you go in there in some old ass worn out converse and eating shit bc you stubbed your toe on a ghost wrench or something. switch."
d: "dude it'll be fine i'm just gonna go in and out, no big thing"
(it would in fact be a Very Big Thing but shh they don't know that yet)
s: "just wear them you latex wrapped rat man"
and she just kinda forces him to wear her docs bc i really really want phantom's shoes to be docs and i am god in this scenario
so danny goes in and he's just sorta walking around bc apparently the portal is deep as hell
and he does the classic phandom trope of trips on wire and catches himself on the on button
he's got maybe like a split second of blaring warning alarms before he immediately starts getting deep fried
i'm too lazy to write whump rn but imagine the most loud and horrifying and earsplitting siren you can conceive
and now imagine that same sound but it's a dying 14 year old boy screaming it and add unhealthy dose of having you flesh meat and muscle torn from your bones and you're being electrocuted, birthed, killed and created all within a split second
but none of the neighbors hear it bc the lab is soundproofed for ✨plot convenience✨
n then it just kinda. stops.
the portal shuts off, danny stops screaming but it's unclear if it's bc mans is no longer in pain or if he's dead
and his body just drops to the ground
tucker and sam fucking book it over to the probably corpse of their best friend and sam slips a little on the way there
is it bc now she's just in socks on hard linoleum floor? is it bc her tears are on the floor? idk but they're both very dramatic
ne way yall kno ehat happens next and i'm fuckin tired so night bitches
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