#and if my sister doesn't stfu ill scream

[sussux-zel]

The Really Useful Crew as per Thomas.

Edward:

How dare he call me small >:(

Oh, wait, he's really nice...

FIRST FRIEND (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

He even laughs at my pranks towards Gordon :D!

Edward! Look, I'm blue, just like you!!!

How come you're the only one who doesn't make fun of me?

You're such a good daaaa- FRIEND! YES, YES. I SAID FRIEND. NOT "DAD". WHY WOULD I CALL YOU...

...Guess I have a father now.

DAD, LET'S BE LITTLE MENACES TOGETHER (｡◕‿◕｡)

Henry:

Who tf are you?

Wait, what? Just how, and why are ya scared of rain? It's just water...

Since you're ill, can I take your trucks today? I feel useless.

I'll help you to overcome that fear of yours!

Hey, you're actually nicer than I thought. Let's be friends.

I'M THE ONLY DANGER ON THE RAILS? NOW LISTEN TO ME, YOU TREE HUGER... *screams in chiquito*

RUBBISH! YOU'RE TOO FAT/SLOW, YOU NEED EXERCISE.

OMG, Henry. Calm down for once.

Gordon:

I-I'm Thomas.

I'm really useful >:/

You fool, you're now my main victim (ง'̀-'́)ง

DON'T YOU WANT TO BE USEFUL AS ME? *Wheeze*

No, no, WAIT, GORDON. STOP, PLEASE, STOP. EDWAAAAARD, HELP!

Stop laughing at me, jerk!

Stfu, Gordon.

GORDON, I HAVE FALLEN DOWN THE MINE!

Thanks (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Oh, now we're allies :)

James:

Oh, hi. Do you know where I am?

Are you burning yourself?

Stop laughing at me. You're mean :'(

JAMES, NO! I WILL HELP YOU.

STAY THERE, JAMES. I'M going to GET SOME HELP

WOW, YOU LOOK SPLENDID \ (•◡•) /

You're such an insufferable idiot.

For that, I'm gonna take your trucks to the mainland!

Fuck... JAMES, HELP! THESE ENGINES WANT TO KILL ME!

Now we're friends ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

So, are you and Edward...? OUCH.

Percy:

Oh, hi! You're the new one?

You are here to help while the tree idiots are on strike? COOL

DON'T LAUGH AT ME. I'M NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING.

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

Let's prank Diesel!

Percy, don't leave. I wasn't trying to replace you!

HOW DARE YOU REPLACE ME WITH DIESEL 10?

DIESEL 10 DID WHAT TO YOU? THAT'S IT. I'M GONNA END HIM! NOBODY MESSES WITH MY PERCY.

Oh, now we're good.

We're bros again.

Toby:

Hi, you're the tram engine who works in my branchline?

Toby! Percy is being an insufferable engine!

You know, you have a wise old engine energy. Are you interested in becoming a grandfather?

SPENCER CALLED YOU WHAT?

Why are you hiding from Knapford Junction?

YOU ARE THE NUMBER SEVEN BROWN TRAM ENGINE WHO CAN DO ANYTHING \:3/

Wait, so you and Henrietta aren't only good friends?

YOU TWO ARE MARRIED????

I feel so betrayed, you haven't told me anything.

Emily:

Hey! Who are you and why are you taking Annie and Clarabel?

Thanks for the saving!!

OMFG, Emily! STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?

I DON'T RECEIVE ORDERS FROM YOU!

Damn... EMILY, I'M STUCK!

Oh, you're nice again!

Have I ever told you that you're the best older sister a tank engine could have?

Wha- I didn't do anything! You should interrogate James! He looks suspicious!

Are YOU helping Donald and Douglas? Rly? You want to die?

[Thomas]; [Edward]; [Henry]; [Gordon]; [James]; [Percy]; [Toby]; [Emily]; [Duck]; [Donald and Douglas]; [Oliver and Toad]

#Ttte #ttte thomas #ttte edward #ttte henry #ttte gordon #ttte james #ttte toby #ttte emily #Thomas and friends

[fcrsvken]

:)

#I know I have a vent blog but im putting this here #because why not #I am Once Again Complaining About My Mother #Im so tired of living here #I have to walk on eggshells every time i leave my room #and if im not perfect #its my ass #and if my sister doesn't stfu ill scream #like I get it we half hate each other and our entire purpose is to just get the other in trouble and borderline abused but #ffs just stop fucking talking #anyway back to my mother #I can't go twenty minutes without getting yelled at or just. #you'd think she fucking hates me #and she probably does #I Do Not Blame Her #ok complaining done #vent post #lemme know if i should put a tw on this #ok Varris shut the fuck up now