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#and lesbians. and snakes. and uhhh....maybe pirates? idk i guess you'll have to read it and find out 😆
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Written for @moshangevents and in collaboration with the lovely @hayateart 💗
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A leaf, thin and razor-sharp shot out from behind a tree. It would have sliced a pale line across Shang Qinghua’s cheek, then fluttered to the dusty ground below, if the mere sound of it headed his way hadn’t frightened him terribly. He stumbled backwards in an attempt to avoid it. And his surroundings changed between one blink and the next.  Shang Qinghua sprawled flat on his face, getting a mouthful of scorched dirt. The candle flame had gone out when he hit the unfamiliar ground. His thoughts were a jumble as he took in the fact that he had somehow landed in a large crater, and given that he had been holding the Jade Doorway…he must have traveled tens of thousands of li away from Luo Binghe.  “Shit, shit, shit!” he cursed to himself. “You had one job! How could you fuck up this badly?! Ah, Shang Qinghua, you really—” He pushed up onto his elbows and found himself face to face with the most handsome man he’d ever seen. His vision narrowed to a long, straight nose and eyes the color of a pale winter morning, blue and unforgiving. He had described those features hundreds of times. Mobei-Jun. Shang Qinghua yelped and tried to scoot away but in an instant, he was on his back beneath the man who was fated to one day kill him. Glittering stardust drifted down, catching on Shang Qinghua’s clothes and face and the tips of his dark eyelashes. He didn’t even have time to process that his most beloved creation was attempting to subdue him far earlier than expected, before the mechanical voice of the System suddenly blasted through his mind.  [Expert Level Quest – CATCH AND RELEASE – has been unlocked. Complete before the fifteenth day of the eighth month or risk severe consequences.]  To have been assigned an expert level quest without even the option to accept or decline it—aiyah, not good! The System tended to be curt with him but wasn't that a bit much? Shang Qinghua mentally knocked on the System’s door. “System-dage, could you spare a few more details for this humble author?” [We wish you luck.] Fuck. 
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