#and saved them from a slight sociopolitical disaster

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My favourite thing from the "Cersei used to swap places with Jaime so she could have sword fighting and politics lessons" is that it implies that Jaime wore a dress and went to Cersei's embroidery and sewing lessons. I have yet to see anyone address this beyond a vague 'yea, Jaime pretended to be Cersei with a dress'. guys. guys. Jaime probably had to attend multiple lessons with a septa and learn how to make pretty stitches. Fuck all your 'Cersei is a great lord and mother but a bad queen' rants, I want to hear your 'Jaime is a good lady and knight but a bad lord' rants. Give me detailed analysis of what lady lessons Jaime would be best in. I bet that it's dancing and one time with Brienne he got distracted and started doing all the lady's moves by instinct and everyone watching just blue-screened because he is way better and more practised at the feminine moves than the masculine ones.

#I bet he never went to a single politics lesson if cersei had dancing at the same time #cersei loved politics but she was best at his etiquette lessons #yes the septa was half convinced she was going senile when their ability levels switched suddenly midday #Genna was the only one to ever find out but she wont snitch because jaime and cersei did their etiquette way better swapped #and saved them from a slight sociopolitical disaster #jaime lannister #queen cersei #cersei lannister #kingslayer #ser jaime lannister #ser brienne of tarth #jaime x brienne #brienne of tarth #house lannister #asoiaf #game of thrones #got #a song of ice and fire #I think Jaime's motifs and themes are very gender