6Nov2023
Hairless Edition
Many tears, like the curls, have been shed.
“He’s acting!” “He’s balding!” they’ve said.
At U2’s Vegas home:
A shiny, sleek dome ...
Not the Sphere — Harry’s freshly shorn head!
Homeless Edition
The internet’s taking-the-piss-ing:
Harry’s house and his hair have gone missing.
Ol’ Ben’s attic shuffle’s
Now hotels with Russell,
While his husband squawks on about chicken.
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