#and the entire duke energy company fucking sucks bc they dont take care of the trees by the power lines out here

[beaversatemygrandma]

Hey google, how do I make my dinged up ‘05 Camry as terrifying on the road as a semi or squatted truck?

#taks speaks #im gonna have the energy of a hummer driver in this fucked up little thing #all the while driving the speed limit to a point where i give people who drive 75 on a city road road rage #my dad says to go the madmax route #give it spikes. #nobody will ever try to cut me off again out of fear of getting their bumper speared #just ignore the giant rusty dent on the roof and the hail damage. theyre battle scars. #and all damage from the elements bc nature hates me apparently #and the entire duke energy company fucking sucks bc they dont take care of the trees by the power lines out here #and causes massive branches to fall into the street. destroying cars. knocking out power. near daily. #AND ITS BEEN MONTHS AND THEY WONT RETURN OUR CALLS #my dad is going full karen with this thing and literally. the trees out there have gotten worse in the time. #there's a fallen tree literally balancing on a power line and as soon as winter hits this entire part of town will lose power #who owns the property its their fault? its the city electric company. and they suck. #at least back in fl fpl was really quick and giving #but damn. duke. fuck off. #fpl is the company that comes over and is like 'yeah theres a leaf on this line. lemme get that for you' #duke will watch a tree fall on your house and just say 'shouldnt have built your house so close to a tree' #its been months and im still mad about this tbh lmao #anywho side project of madmaxxing a shitty little camry #first steps are still the headliner and replacing the stereo with one that either has an aux port or bluetooth #bc if i have to listen to nascar instead of the usual rock alt on the radio again im gonna scream #(i doubt im doing all that but i need this thing to not look like scrap metal) #(and continue to get cut off by some dickhead in a truck and have to slam on the breaks on the fucking highway bc he was an inch off me) #i've never had road rage. but fuck. THAT gave me rage. #and heart palpitations tbh #im just glad the BIG Squatted trucks are illegal in this state. you cant see over the hood and its unsafe #that one was still ridiculous and theres no way in hell he didnt see me #idk but i want them to fear me as i drive like a safe old person #my goals are the energy of a little grandma with a gun whose not afraid to fuck somebody up