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#at least back in fl fpl was really quick and giving
beaversatemygrandma
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Hey google, how do I make my dinged up ‘05 Camry as terrifying on the road as a semi or squatted truck?
#taks speaks
#im gonna have the energy of a hummer driver in this fucked up little thing
#all the while driving the speed limit to a point where i give people who drive 75 on a city road road rage
#my dad says to go the madmax route
#give it spikes.
#nobody will ever try to cut me off again out of fear of getting their bumper speared
#just ignore the giant rusty dent on the roof and the hail damage. theyre battle scars.
#and all damage from the elements bc nature hates me apparently
#and the entire duke energy company fucking sucks bc they dont take care of the trees by the power lines out here
#and causes massive branches to fall into the street. destroying cars. knocking out power. near daily.
#AND ITS BEEN MONTHS AND THEY WONT RETURN OUR CALLS
#my dad is going full karen with this thing and literally. the trees out there have gotten worse in the time.
#there's a fallen tree literally balancing on a power line and as soon as winter hits this entire part of town will lose power
#who owns the property its their fault? its the city electric company. and they suck.
#at least back in fl fpl was really quick and giving
#but damn. duke. fuck off.
#fpl is the company that comes over and is like 'yeah theres a leaf on this line. lemme get that for you'
#duke will watch a tree fall on your house and just say 'shouldnt have built your house so close to a tree'
#its been months and im still mad about this tbh lmao
#anywho side project of madmaxxing a shitty little camry
#first steps are still the headliner and replacing the stereo with one that either has an aux port or bluetooth
#bc if i have to listen to nascar instead of the usual rock alt on the radio again im gonna scream
#(i doubt im doing all that but i need this thing to not look like scrap metal)
#(and continue to get cut off by some dickhead in a truck and have to slam on the breaks on the fucking highway bc he was an inch off me)
#i've never had road rage. but fuck. THAT gave me rage.
#and heart palpitations tbh
#im just glad the BIG Squatted trucks are illegal in this state. you cant see over the hood and its unsafe
#that one was still ridiculous and theres no way in hell he didnt see me
#idk but i want them to fear me as i drive like a safe old person
#my goals are the energy of a little grandma with a gun whose not afraid to fuck somebody up
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