#and the second biggest hater just hates al bc he’s a lil shit

[agerasiaa]

A crack fic about Lucifer, Vox and Husk making an Alastor Hate Club. And it’s just them once a week bonding over how much they hate Alastor and Husk realizes more and more how he doesn’t actually hate Alastor and is bitter about it, Lucifer randomly trauma dumps about his tragic life, and by each meeting Lucifer and Husk notice how Vox’s sheer hate borderlines on obsession and they share awkward glances every time he starts ranting and shows them his Alastor shrine or something. And when he makes some comments like “Alastor does this and that every day” (some very specific detail about him only a stalker/someone with a long history with Al would know) and the other two are like “how do you know” and he’s like “I just do.”

#vox: it’s not a SHRINE it’s a technique to manifest alastor’s immediate death #husk: sure buddy #it doesn’t borderline in obsession it is obsession #lucifer would also rant about ducks #and vox would be like ‘this is the king of hell i need to let him talk abt his stupid rubber ducks for another hour won’t I’ #husk would be so sick and tired seeing all the problems he perceives from vox and lucifer #vox: and you guys like your coffee like that right? #husk & lucifer: HOW DO YOU KNOWWWW #and at one point they will forget to hate on alastor and become attached to each other #husk has the most real reason to despise alastor #but instead his biggest hater #is just a guy who got rejected by him #and the second biggest hater just hates al bc he’s a lil shit #who tried to pretend having stolen his dad status #vox hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #fic ideas #vox #alastor #husk #lucifer #radiostatic #one-sided as always